View Full Version : Jkeith touched my danger zone!!!
Discuss...
dito = promiscuous. Case dismissed. :)
I feel so violated. He touched it with his scruffy beard thingie. :(
jkeithc82
08-02-2006, 11:41 AM
Discuss...
More like forced :(
sawastea
08-02-2006, 11:42 AM
It doesn't surprise me. He often referenced you when I spoke on the phone with him. He has a fascination with ditomania and mentioned something or other about your "love muscle," whatever that is :confused:
deadaim
08-02-2006, 11:43 AM
HAHAHA ditooo did you leave out the part where you tied up jkeith and forced him to, touch you?
My 7" python??
Booty, whatcha gonna do brodette when all of Ditomania and my 7" python come for you!
deadaim
08-02-2006, 11:44 AM
dito = promiscuous. Case dismissed. :)
Ahh right when i read your name the Enzyte commericial came on, scary.
Ahh right when i read your name the Enzyte commericial came on, scary.
dito is talking about his python & you think "im scary???;)
jkeithc82
08-02-2006, 11:50 AM
I feel so violated. He touched it with his scruffy beard thingie. :(
I have been clean shaven for months now. :cool:
deadaim
08-02-2006, 11:53 AM
I have been clean shaven for months now. :cool:
JEEZZ keith i dont want to hear about your shaved pubies :)
chlaxman
08-02-2006, 11:53 AM
My 7" python??
Booty, whatcha gonna do brodette when all of Ditomania and my 7" python come for you!
Laugh hysterically when she notices you mean 7 cm :D
HAHAHA ditooo did you leave out the part where you tied up jkeith and forced him to, touch you?
I was forced. Manders held me down by sitting on my face and jkeith then proceeded to beard rub me.
deadaim
08-02-2006, 12:05 PM
This is very slowly turning into some kind of gay orgy, sawastea was prolly there filming!
sawastea
08-02-2006, 12:22 PM
This is very slowly turning into some kind of gay orgy, sawastea was prolly there filming!
:eek:
deadaim
08-02-2006, 12:33 PM
:eek:
I consider that a confession! Hmm im curious how deep this one goes Big cat, and BigNBuff were there i suspect... And i wouldnt put it past Layne and Izzy to show up...
Boots
08-02-2006, 02:15 PM
My 7" python??
Booty, whatcha gonna do brodette when all of Ditomania and my 7" python come for you!
:eek:
no, he really has a 7" python, it is a dwarf python, very rare, but beautiful snake.
his dick is tiny though. like a mushroom that got stepped on.
Coulaid
08-02-2006, 02:27 PM
no, he really has a 7" python, it is a dwarf python, very rare, but beautiful snake.
his dick is tiny though. like a mushroom that got stepped on.
LOL
no, he really has a 7" python, it is a dwarf python, very rare, but beautiful snake.
his dick is tiny though. like a mushroom that got stepped on.
Cause you bit it off :mad:
no_strain_no_ga
08-02-2006, 02:40 PM
I would also like to report a case of gang rape from jkeith and Bootysweet.
dude, if you say so. it looked pretty ****ed up before i ever got near it.
Your snaggletooth didn't help things much.
ScrillaKeith
08-02-2006, 05:35 PM
:eek: Looks like I came at a bad time.....
Boots
08-02-2006, 06:00 PM
I would also like to report a case of gang rape from jkeith and Bootysweet.
:eek: Oh dear god...dont include me in this!
deadaim
08-02-2006, 09:47 PM
:eek: Oh dear god...dont include me in this!
I saw goodyBootysweat doing anal with dito in the forrest!
IntensityX
08-02-2006, 10:08 PM
From this thread I read this is what I came up with:
1.Dito is some sort of little boy
2.JKeith is a Michael Jackson clone
3.Dito visted JKeith at his ranch
4.Dito's ahole has grown 5 inches from his visit
5.Lawsuit is pending
6.JKeith will win because of his celebrity status at bb.com
7.Dito is grounded from his XBox
:D
NATHAN518
08-02-2006, 10:21 PM
I feel so violated. He touched it with his scruffy beard thingie. :(
LMAO :D
deadaim
08-02-2006, 10:22 PM
From this thread I read this is what I came up with:
1.Dito is some sort of little boy
2.JKeith is a Michael Jackson clone
3.Dito visted JKeith at his ranch
4.Dito's ahole has grown 5 inches from his visit
5.Lawsuit is pending
6.JKeith will win because of his celebrity status at bb.com
7.Dito is grounded from his XBox
:D
You left out that sawastea filmed the rapage
IntensityX
08-02-2006, 11:20 PM
You left out that sawastea filmed the rapage
I thought he was filming "Shemales From Beyond" at that time :D
xxghostxx
08-03-2006, 07:32 AM
I feel so violated. He touched it with his scruffy beard thingie. :(
Normally I'd suggest discussing this with an authority figure, such as a teacher or policeman, but....
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/ghostsinthemelody/jkeith.jpg
Boots
08-03-2006, 07:33 AM
Normally I'd suggest discussing this with an authority figure, such as a teacher or policeman, but....
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/ghostsinthemelody/jkeith.jpg
:eek:
OMG!!! LMAO!!!
Normally I'd suggest discussing this with an authority figure, such as a teacher or policeman, but....
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/ghostsinthemelody/jkeith.jpg
jkeith = 7 Mary 3.
storm shadow
08-03-2006, 08:24 AM
For those of you who don't know what dito looks like here is a pic of him waiting for jkieth at his place so that they could "workout"
Warning: The following image may be disturbing for some viewers.
http://crossdress.transgender.at/images/leutearbus04.jpg
manders
08-06-2006, 10:16 PM
lol right side of his body is completely shaved but left side isn't, rofl.
Josh likes to rub and kiss on the right side this is why
beer20
08-06-2006, 11:38 PM
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/6122/topgun2copyeb7.jpg
Coulaid
08-07-2006, 12:16 AM
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone
Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the track
And shovin' into overdrive
Highway to the Danger Zone
I'll take you
Right into the Danger Zone
You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity
Highway to the Danger Zone
Gonna take you
Right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone
Boots
08-07-2006, 03:56 AM
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/6122/topgun2copyeb7.jpg
:eek:
manders
08-07-2006, 06:17 AM
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/425/ditojuice5hjbd3.jpg
Here is the proof :D
Boots
08-07-2006, 06:38 AM
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/425/ditojuice5hjbd3.jpg
Here is the proof :D
OMFG manders lmao!!!
beer20
08-07-2006, 08:28 AM
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone
Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the track
And shovin' into overdrive
Highway to the Danger Zone
I'll take you
Right into the Danger Zone
You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity
Highway to the Danger Zone
Gonna take you
Right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone
beat me to it...but this is the jkeith/dito version....
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to him howlin' roar
Body under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to his Danger Zone
Ride into his Danger Zone
Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out his legs tonight
he got you jumpin' off the track
And shovin' into overdrive
Highway to his Danger Zone
I'll take you
Right into his Danger Zone
You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity
Highway to his Danger Zone
Gonna take you
Right into his Danger Zone
Highway to his Danger Zone
Boots
08-07-2006, 08:49 AM
beat me to it...but this is the jkeith/dito version....
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to him howlin' roar
Body under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to his Danger Zone
Ride into his Danger Zone
Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out his legs tonight
he got you jumpin' off the track
And shovin' into overdrive
Highway to his Danger Zone
I'll take you
Right into his Danger Zone
You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity
Highway to his Danger Zone
Gonna take you
Right into his Danger Zone
Highway to his Danger Zone
OMG!
storm shadow
08-07-2006, 12:41 PM
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/425/ditojuice5hjbd3.jpg
I knew thats why dito and jkeith are always "away" on the thermochat!!! You sick bastards!!!!! ROFLMFAO
Elliptical Envy
08-19-2006, 12:12 AM
Dito and Jkeith are a little bit too "friendly" with each other. I knew something was going on behind closed doors with those two.
Travis71902
08-19-2006, 04:55 PM
Normally I'd suggest discussing this with an authority figure, such as a teacher or policeman, but....
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/ghostsinthemelody/jkeith.jpg
lmao! repped.
deserusan
09-04-2006, 02:08 AM
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/photo/data/500/brokebackforum_copy.jpg
Boots
09-04-2006, 07:22 AM
http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/e1ea60d931.jpg
*falls of chair* OMG!
Viperspit
09-04-2006, 07:32 AM
damn, this thread is whack :D
deserusan
09-04-2006, 03:34 PM
*falls of chair* OMG!
sorry :p
KeyHAWK
09-04-2006, 04:34 PM
I have been clean shaven for months now. :cool:
Have you been useing this
http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/
deadaim
09-04-2006, 05:03 PM
Have you been useing this
http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/
omg that site is hilarious its incredible to think its an ad that can really be that funny
manders
09-05-2006, 11:26 AM
*falls of chair* OMG!
here booty let me help you up since no men will lol (Doesn't des face look like it belongs there too or is it just me?)
Blast_
09-05-2006, 11:29 AM
LOL at what this thread turned into!
Boots
09-05-2006, 05:00 PM
here booty let me help you up since no men will lol (Doesn't des face look like it belongs there too or is it just me?)
Awww thank you! ;)
LOL
deserusan
09-05-2006, 06:02 PM
here booty let me help you up since no men will lol (Doesn't des face look like it belongs there too or is it just me?)
That is my face on the guy on the left. I can't chop photos unless I'm going to make fun of myself as well. :)
It happened again. Jkeith Foley is on the loose. Beware!!!
dvsness
10-19-2006, 12:30 PM
he did say he was out with a girl last night.
i didn't know he was referring to you :confused:
Who said it was last night?
dvsness
10-19-2006, 01:15 PM
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b98/Carlosnsp/Smileys/10_9_1371.gif
BIG F@CE
10-19-2006, 07:33 PM
im touching my own danger zone just reading this...........
Kohen_Gadol
10-19-2006, 09:26 PM
Ahh right when i read your name the Enzyte commericial came on, scary.
Anyone know the real name of "Smilin Bob" and his wife from the commercial?
Gaspari would like to consider using the two of them for a new commercial we have coming up. Any contact info would be great too.
BK
Elliptical Envy
07-21-2007, 07:56 PM
:eek:
Apostle X
07-21-2007, 08:38 PM
:eek:
nice bump envy lol
~~Aries~~
07-21-2007, 09:18 PM
Dito and Jkeith are a little bit too "friendly" with each other. I knew something was going in backdoors with those two.
;)
silicon_mayhem_
07-22-2007, 04:37 AM
Your snaggletooth didn't help things much.
Now, c'mon, dito... he actually ran a train on you, didn't he? :)
KeyHAWK
07-22-2007, 01:38 PM
Have you been useing this
http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/
Damn old school