newequation
08-01-2006, 01:02 AM
newequation: whats up
Renae: i was just at this dude's house.....and everything was normal....the randomly he started mumbling to himself and went into a roid rage.....like......freaking out and talking to himself
Renae: he chugged a bottle of salsa
newequation: awesome
Renae: did you read that? HE CHUGGED A BOTTLE OF SALSA
Renae: no not awesome
Renae: it was the scariest thing i had ever seen......
newequation: doesnt sound like roid rage to me
newequation: well you know, salsa is fast becoming one of americas favorite condiments
Renae: and he lives in a ridiculously ritzy ass place and i couldnt figure out how to get to the parking garage
newequation: was it mild or medium
Renae: cause you have to have a code
Renae: i think hot
newequation: well then
newequation: thats saying something
Renae: lol
Renae: he's a tough son of a bitch
newequation: he wont be in the morning
Renae: but no honestly....it was so ****ed up
newequation: are you turning tricks again or something
Renae: yea...i go to the beaches......pick up the body builders.....and give them handjobs in the parking lot
Renae: and sometimes they freak out, start talking to themselves, throwing ****, screaming and chug salsa
newequation: why are you always going to some random guys house
newequation: youre such a whore
Renae: he's not random!!
Renae: and anytime their cat walks by....they snap out of it and go "kitty kitty kitty" in a high pitched voice
Renae: because that's not psychotic or anything
Renae: i've known this dude for a long ass time
newequation: guess not as well as you thought
newequation: does he have any steroids
Renae: apparently
Renae: first time i had been to his new condo.....maybe it's new paint fumes
Renae: look up patrick arnold and balco......cause that's who he is......and yea....he's got plenty
Renae: well maybe not anymore
Renae: i think he's all ligit now
Renae: long term effects.....
newequation: you went to pat arnolds apartment?
Renae: yea...why?
newequation: bull****
newequation: what does he look like
Renae: you dont believe me?
Renae: tall, muscular, hairy, dark hair, blue eyes, big nose, big lips
Renae: big arms
newequation: are you serious
Renae: big strung out eyes
newequation: do you know who he is
Renae: of course i know who he is dumbass....i was at his apartment
newequation: he lives in c********
Renae: yea.....right off n***
newequation: how do you know him
Renae: met him at a bar a long time ago
Renae: why?
newequation: holy s***
newequation: you dirty whore
Renae: i never f***ed him
Renae: how long have i known you? and i never f***ed you
newequation: well you should
newequation: hes a man among men
newequation: s***
Renae: hahahahaha
newequation: hes the guy that flipped out?
Renae: is he famous or something?
Renae: well aside from the balco thing?
newequation: in some underground circles
newequation: he runs ergopharm
Renae: yea i know that......
newequation: then why didnt you tell me you retard
Renae: well i meant like nationally famous....i had never heard of him
newequation: no hes not a household name
newequation: unless you take bodybuilding supps
newequation: ask him if he will sign my bottle of amp
newequation: was he drunk or something
Renae: there were two empty wine bottles in the kitchen......so i assume so
newequation: so what did you do
Renae: we started making out...he tried to pull my pants down, i told him no....tried a couple more times and finally i told him to stop and moved away from him and he started talking to himself and freaked out
Renae: i was just at this dude's house.....and everything was normal....the randomly he started mumbling to himself and went into a roid rage.....like......freaking out and talking to himself
Renae: he chugged a bottle of salsa
newequation: awesome
Renae: did you read that? HE CHUGGED A BOTTLE OF SALSA
Renae: no not awesome
Renae: it was the scariest thing i had ever seen......
newequation: doesnt sound like roid rage to me
newequation: well you know, salsa is fast becoming one of americas favorite condiments
Renae: and he lives in a ridiculously ritzy ass place and i couldnt figure out how to get to the parking garage
newequation: was it mild or medium
Renae: cause you have to have a code
Renae: i think hot
newequation: well then
newequation: thats saying something
Renae: lol
Renae: he's a tough son of a bitch
newequation: he wont be in the morning
Renae: but no honestly....it was so ****ed up
newequation: are you turning tricks again or something
Renae: yea...i go to the beaches......pick up the body builders.....and give them handjobs in the parking lot
Renae: and sometimes they freak out, start talking to themselves, throwing ****, screaming and chug salsa
newequation: why are you always going to some random guys house
newequation: youre such a whore
Renae: he's not random!!
Renae: and anytime their cat walks by....they snap out of it and go "kitty kitty kitty" in a high pitched voice
Renae: because that's not psychotic or anything
Renae: i've known this dude for a long ass time
newequation: guess not as well as you thought
newequation: does he have any steroids
Renae: apparently
Renae: first time i had been to his new condo.....maybe it's new paint fumes
Renae: look up patrick arnold and balco......cause that's who he is......and yea....he's got plenty
Renae: well maybe not anymore
Renae: i think he's all ligit now
Renae: long term effects.....
newequation: you went to pat arnolds apartment?
Renae: yea...why?
newequation: bull****
newequation: what does he look like
Renae: you dont believe me?
Renae: tall, muscular, hairy, dark hair, blue eyes, big nose, big lips
Renae: big arms
newequation: are you serious
Renae: big strung out eyes
newequation: do you know who he is
Renae: of course i know who he is dumbass....i was at his apartment
newequation: he lives in c********
Renae: yea.....right off n***
newequation: how do you know him
Renae: met him at a bar a long time ago
Renae: why?
newequation: holy s***
newequation: you dirty whore
Renae: i never f***ed him
Renae: how long have i known you? and i never f***ed you
newequation: well you should
newequation: hes a man among men
newequation: s***
Renae: hahahahaha
newequation: hes the guy that flipped out?
Renae: is he famous or something?
Renae: well aside from the balco thing?
newequation: in some underground circles
newequation: he runs ergopharm
Renae: yea i know that......
newequation: then why didnt you tell me you retard
Renae: well i meant like nationally famous....i had never heard of him
newequation: no hes not a household name
newequation: unless you take bodybuilding supps
newequation: ask him if he will sign my bottle of amp
newequation: was he drunk or something
Renae: there were two empty wine bottles in the kitchen......so i assume so
newequation: so what did you do
Renae: we started making out...he tried to pull my pants down, i told him no....tried a couple more times and finally i told him to stop and moved away from him and he started talking to himself and freaked out