View Full Version : Will Dito get laid tonight???
GeneGnomeX
07-19-2006, 09:28 PM
It is my understanding that Dito has a "date" tonight with a "woman". Please vote for Dito and we'll see how much the power of bb.com can influence his outcum tonight.
GeneGnomeX
07-19-2006, 09:29 PM
alright poll won't work just answer yes, no, or yes + crabs
warriors
07-19-2006, 09:31 PM
I feel sorry for those goats...
manders
07-19-2006, 09:33 PM
With a real live girl? no With his hand? yes
Elliptical Envy
07-19-2006, 09:41 PM
lol @ this thread. :D
IntensityX
07-19-2006, 10:03 PM
It is my understanding that Dito has a "date" tonight with a "woman". Please vote for Dito and we'll see how much the power of bb.com can influence his outcum tonight.
Tell him the blowhole is at the other end.
Slated
07-20-2006, 04:38 AM
I thought dito and his sister weren't talking after their last 'date'.
lachy
07-20-2006, 04:48 AM
ahaha slated, nce 1 mate
sjl25
07-20-2006, 05:34 AM
You all underestimate Dito's animal magnetism. I predict Dito will indeed lose his virginity tonight.
Slated
07-20-2006, 05:37 AM
You all underestimate Dito's animal magnetism. I predict Dito will indeed lose his virginity tonight.
'The 40 yr old Virgin' has nothing on Dito
jkeithc82
07-20-2006, 06:07 AM
He wasn't in the TL chatroom all night, so things look good. :D
getbustered
07-20-2006, 06:15 AM
I don't know about his woman situation, but with a few more of those Thermolife tester giveaways, I'm pretty sure he can have his pick from most of the people on the board. (myself included ;))
40-Yard Dash_2
07-20-2006, 06:43 AM
Everyone at DS wishes you, GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!
:D
Boots
07-20-2006, 07:20 AM
He wasn't in the TL chatroom all night, so things look good. :D
He came into the chat lastnight Josh... very late. Of course you were sleeping, I'm sure manders can fill you in! :D
I wonder if he is bribing her with some samples.
Whew, well at least dito's not throwing anymore all-male cuddle parties.
www.cuddleparty.com :D
Slated
07-20-2006, 07:55 AM
Whew, well at least dito's not throwing anymore all-male cuddle parties.
www.cuddleparty.com :D
6,666 posts
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
sjl25
07-20-2006, 08:11 AM
oops, :o
l e m o n p a r t y . o r g
Thanks buttwad, I'm on my mom's computer.
I forsee an uncomfortable conversation in my near future. :mad:
storm shadow
07-20-2006, 08:22 AM
Thanks buttwad, I'm on my mom's computer.
I forsee an uncomfortable conversation in my near future. :mad:
LMAO, didn't you read the warning!
well dito? We're waiting. (in my best Ted Knight impersonation)
Younglifter16
07-20-2006, 12:32 PM
update
Dito has told me he officially got laid last night. Discuss.
dangetinthere
07-20-2006, 12:35 PM
whorahh for dito lol
update
Dito has told me he officially got laid last night. Discuss.
Did he have to massage her adam's apple first? :D
Did he have to massage her adam's apple first? :D
Hey! Don't knock him banging a homeless person. It's actually smart, cuz after sex you can drop them off anywhere
IntensityX
07-20-2006, 12:59 PM
Did he have to massage her adam's apple first? :D
Shemale's have adam's apples :eek:
GeneGnomeX
08-25-2006, 08:58 PM
bump for another one tonight.
manders
08-25-2006, 09:43 PM
All I know is I told him to try to get some and think of me while he does it ha ha ha ha
Stonecoldtruth
08-25-2006, 09:46 PM
All I know is I told him to try to get some and think of me while he does it ha ha ha ha
Hopefully he WILL get some and then call the girl Manders, that'd be priceless..
manders
08-25-2006, 10:03 PM
If he does that I hope I can hear it lol
PainfulPleasure
08-25-2006, 10:17 PM
who is dito?
GeneGnomeX
08-25-2006, 11:08 PM
who is dito?
The devil on your shoulder. The id in your dreams. The guy that uses the pink dumbells in your gym.
Coulaid
08-25-2006, 11:10 PM
I'm still shocked he has a date with a woman who's not related...
warriors
08-25-2006, 11:17 PM
I'm still shocked he has a date with a woman who's not related...
I'm surprised he has a date with a woman...PERIOD!!!!!! :D
warbird00
08-25-2006, 11:23 PM
Whew, well at least dito's not throwing anymore all-male cuddle parties.
www.cuddleparty.com :D
taken from this website:
What if something "comes up"? (AKA, Arousal and the Erection Phenomenon...)
Erections. Erections. ERECTIONS. There, we said it.
When men get aroused, they sometimes get erections. Arousal is an inherent part of being human. But somehow, somewhere, many of us began to believe that we must act on this arousal whenever it showed up, as if we may never have another chance to be horny again and we must strike while the iron is hot, so to speak.
Well, this attitude has caused all sorts of weirdness in our society and massive miscommunications between the sexes.
Since Cuddle Parties are safe spaces for adults to explore and practice affectionate touch without sexualizing it, and since the state of arousal is natural for us human beings, it's no surprise that erections sometimes do occur. Our goal is not to teach men how not to get erections. Instead, we want to make normal functions and needs of human beings seem, well, "normal."
We strive not only to free people of the awkwardness surrounding arousal, but to allow them to develop some real coordination around it. At a Cuddle Party, erections become Mother Nature's way of giving us the thumbs-up sign. Nothing's wrong. Nothing's dirty. Nothing's suspect. And as long as you're not dry humping anyone (Rule #7), it's completely okay. Really.
Nathan1
08-25-2006, 11:39 PM
:eek:
Pink dumbbells?!?! LMAO!!
Elliptical Envy
08-26-2006, 08:47 AM
Did Dito get laid last night?
storm shadow
08-26-2006, 12:07 PM
Did Dito get laid last night?
you tell us envy. ;) ;)
Stonecoldtruth
08-26-2006, 12:12 PM
you tell us envy. ;) ;)
Envy has been walking funny for a while now..
Elliptical Envy
08-26-2006, 12:39 PM
Envy has been walking funny for a while now..
Well, I do workout my legs so I usually walk funny a few days out the week. ;)
Slated
08-26-2006, 02:20 PM
Well, I do workout my legs so I usually walk funny a few days out the week. ;)
You've said that after everytime dito's taken you out for dinner....
Elliptical Envy
08-27-2006, 09:38 AM
You've said that after everytime dito's taken you out for dinner....
Dito, likes to take long walks in the cornfields I thought you knew about that Slated.
ab-swing asianbabe
08-28-2006, 06:15 AM
*subscribed* :D
jkdz3436
08-28-2006, 11:48 AM
This thread is great I love that we can joke about other members like this and they not get totally pissed off!
UberBerzerker
08-28-2006, 12:02 PM
This thread is great I love that we can joke about other members like this and they not get totally pissed off!
The real joke is on all the people that DIDNT get laid the other nite, like Dito did....
;)