No More Reps for Mr. Aries!!!!

[whitedevil74]

He is currently at 666 and that is the Whitedevil's sacred number. Now I command all of you; NO MORE REPS TO ARIES!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! :D:D:D

[jkeithc82]

He is currently at 666 and that is the Whitedevil's sacred number. Now I command all of you; NO MORE REPS TO ARIES!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! :D:D:D

Ima neg him.


:D

[theman5102001]

it must be nice to have at least some reps lol. i have none :-(

[Slated]

Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.

[whitedevil74]

Ima neg him.


:D

Dont you dare!!

[Slated]

Dont you dare!!
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

[sawastea]

Ima neg him.



I'm gonna neg you!

[Slated]

I'm gonna neg you!
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

[whitedevil74]

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.


The Devil approves of being cruel to children. 95 Reps to you!!! HA HA HA. Devil's never LOL.

[Dutcher]

Damn.. How do you get such a high rep power?

[theman5102001]

HEYYYY!!!! i got repped! thank you to whoever gave me these first reps. i will never forget this day! I go from :-( ------> :-)

[Karl Moen]

Slated

I dont know where you get all that stuff but its even funnier when its random

[Slated]

Slated

I dont know where you get all that stuff but its even funnier when its random
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

[whitedevil74]

I'm gonna neg you!

The devil commands you to neg rep him. Then rep me, The Devil needs more reputation power in order to keep whitey in power!!!

[Jyzmastazero]

Devil this ones for you-

My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.

I too am a fan of jack handy

[whitedevil74]

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

Contrary to what you believe; a hybrid Clone of Chuck Norris, Uncle Jesse, the ODB (aka Big Baby Jesus, aka Dirt McGirt), and the planet devouring transformer Unicron, is the most dangerous and destructive force in the Universe. That is the most dangerous after myself of course.

[Slated]

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

[whitedevil74]

Devil this ones for you-

My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.

I too am a fan of jack handy

NO. Everyone goes to hell. Everyone except mormons.

[Skigazzi]

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

[jkeithc82]

I'm gonna neg you!

I'm gonna ban you first!

[whitedevil74]

I'm gonna ban you first!


And its a TKO!!!

[Slated]

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

[Jyzmastazero]

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

[Slated]

It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire.

[Jyzmastazero]

My fav of all time:

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

[Slated]

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

[whitedevil74]

I can't get anyone to visit the log I am keeping but mess with Mr. Aries everyone comes running. Next time I am renaming my log Mr. Aries goes for a stroll. I will have 1000 people visit in a day.

[Slated]

A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

[Slated]

I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.

[Slated]

If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"

[user903890348904]

when a big rep dood reps u, you get loads of points!! but the big guys never rep, do they? they just get repped
lol

:D

[whitedevil74]

How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.

[JTexas]

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."

[Slated]

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.

[whitedevil74]

If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.

[Seth25]

when a big rep dood reps u, you get loads of points!! but the big guys never rep, do they? they just get repped
lol

:D
They only neg Joel and zhorner :D

[whitedevil74]

They only neg Joel and zhorner :D


Well, they also ban MAXX and Derusan. Poor Joel.

[JTexas]

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

[Seth25]

Poor Joel.
I agree, I like him he's just misunderstood.

[Seth25]

Whitedevil, I just noticed you have 33 more posts left, you'd better conserve :D

[whitedevil74]

Nope it is a mad dash to hell for me. After I hit 666 post, then I need to get 666 reputation point, then 6660 post, then I retire this character and create a new identity.

[IntensityX]

I'm gonna neg you!

Get a hotel room will ya :D

[KrushR]

my favorite:

"If you ever drop your keys into a stream of molten lava, let them go. Because man, they're gone."

[storm shadow]

Well, they also ban MAXX and Derusan. Poor Joel.
deser was banned?

[IntensityX]

deser was banned?

Yep just for a week though.

[adoniscomplex]

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
hahahaha rofl

[factotum]

Something bad, no doubt.

[IntensityX]

What did he do?

From what I read he tried to start another WTF thread against the mods wishes so he got banned.

But from a thread that was made earlier by another mod I thought he was banned perm but looks like he's back.

[GimpyPaw]

Something bad, no doubt.
Careful there wanderlei, your just 10 points away from that magic number of reps. Next thing you know whitedevil will be making posts about you. ;)

[BODYBUILDER889]

my favorite:

"If you ever drop your keys into a stream of molten lava, let them go. Because man, they're gone."
" but if they belong to a lamborghini **** that! you dive in there and you kick that lava's ass!"

[Mr. Aries]

you punk asses!!!!! I just noticed this thread 2 minutes ago, lol... punk bitches!!! :D

[GimpyPaw]

you punk asses!!!!! I just noticed this thread 2 minutes ago, lol... punk bitches!!! :D
About time you showed up. I'm sure whitedevil will be heart broken that your up on the reps.

[BODYBUILDER889]

About time you showed up. I'm sure whitedevil will be heart broken that your up on the reps.
i had nothing to do with that!!!! it was sawastea!!!! blame him!!!












;)

[Mr. Aries]

someone should have PMed me to the existence of this unholy alliance to keep me at 666!!!! :mad:


:D

[no_strain_no_ga]

someone should have PMed me to the existence of this unholy alliance to keep me at 666!!!! :mad:


:D
There's a old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, maybe in Tennessee, it goes. Fool me once.....shame.........shame on you, fooled cannot be fooled again.-Deep words from George W. Bush

[OneBetter]

someone should have PMed me to the existence of this unholy alliance to keep me at 666!!!! :mad:


:D

quickly now, someone with a high rep power knock him back down to it!

haha.. j/k! :p

[888888]

If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"

thats hard :)

[whitedevil74]

ARRRG MR. ARIES has escaped. Well it was fun while it lasted.

[E-Go]

you punk asses!!!!! I just noticed this thread 2 minutes ago, lol... punk bitches!!! :D

:negged for racist remarks towards k-9's that offend me...:







j/k (please don't neg me o.O)