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deserusan
06-20-2006, 03:49 PM
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, Anator P70
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
The mad thoughts in his head, all the fanboys go so loud
He puts his fingers on the keys, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Dese, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these CL jokes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's caught in their smoke
He's so stagnant that he knows
When he goes back to his gym, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole supp ****
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself in the forum, the moment
You post it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

The bad reps are escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This forum is mine for the taking
Make me King Coleman, as we move toward a, new supplement order
Typical bashin’ is borin, but lettin’ **** go is post mortem
Muscles grow harder, he only grows stronger
He blows us all over these shills is all on him
Thread to thread he goes, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely posts, God only knows
He's grown farther from the norm, he's no pusher
He goes home and barely knows his own computer
But hold your nose cuz here goes the GAKIC powda
His Ranters don't want him no mo, they feel he sold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who posts
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and the forum unfolds
I suppose it's old partna', but the Rant goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

You better lose yourself in the forum, the moment
You post it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

No more games, I'ma change what you call roid rage
Tear this motha****in lid off ma LEUKIC like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed out a threads
But I kept postin’ and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin Jay Cutler
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can get by with my 9 to 5
And I still feel the need to preach to the newbees
Cuz man, these goddam posts and reviews don't get easy
And it's no magazine, there's no Ahmad Haider, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my need, plus
Real bodybuilda caught up between being a role model and a prima donna
Shady reppn’ drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one one thread, Holla Back is dead
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in like RockinGym
Success is my only motha****in option, failure's not
Ryan, I love you, but this corruption has got to go
I can’t keep preachin’ in the nutrition section
So here I go is my shot.
Fingers fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got

You better lose yourself in the forum, the moment
You post it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo




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deserusan
06-20-2006, 03:51 PM
:)


Oh my god
Becky, look at his body
Its so firm
He looks like he's been drinking too much Mass Meal
Who understands those Ergoheads
They only talk to him because he looks like a total fitness model
I mean his body
It's just so firm
I can't believe it's so cut
It's just out there
I mean, it's tight
Look, he's just so hot

*rap*
I like Mass Meal and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a Mass Meal in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that chocolate Mass Meal
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna drink some with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that Mass Meal's got
Me so horney
Ooh, creamy Mass Meal
You say you wanna get in my belly
Well blend it, shake it, cause ain't no average protein

I've seen them drinkin'
To hell with casien'
It's Sweet,Creamy, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying SugaTechs are the thing
Take the average protein man and ask him why
He's so Fat

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the Mass Meal (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy Mass
Baby got Mas Meal

(LA carbs with Oakland protein)

I like'em w/ milk and yogurt
And when I'm doin squats and deads
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now where's my Mass Meal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout sippin
Cuz cheap protein blends are made for shills
I wannit real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Slated's in trouble
Beggin for a gulp of that pleasure
So I'm lookin' at training videos
Knockin these juice heads walkin like hoes
You can have them juicers
My only juice gets mixed with Mass Meal
A word to the high calorie weight gainers
I wanna flush you
I won't drink or miss you
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Drink Mass Meal
Till the Break of Dawn
Mass Meal Got it goin on
Alot of shills won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to pimp it and sell it
But I'd rather stay and train
Cuz I'm bulking and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the Mass Meal on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna share a sip of my Mass Meal (yeah)
Then scoop it out
Shake it up
Even e-thugs got to shout
Mass Meal got back

(LA carbs with the Oakland protein)

Yeah baby
When it comes to protein
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36pro-24carbs-36fat
Only if it's from GNC

So your girlfriend drinks soy
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got musclesto back her drink
My PW nutrition don't want none unless you've got EFAs hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose those squats
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the protein ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So muscle rags say you're pricey
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your sugar is small and your wheys are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole bro in the magazines
You aint it gear head
Give me a banana creme I can't resist it
Some knuckleheads tried to dis
The Mass Meal on my BB.com order list
They had order carts but chose to skip it
Now Skillz and Maxxx sip DitoTech
So bros if the Mass is on
And you wanna triple scoop throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and gulp some tasty chocolate
Baby got Mass Meal
Baby got Mass Meal
Little in tha Casein but it's got much Whey x4

Slated
06-20-2006, 05:27 PM
<free reps click here>
repped

:eek:

storm shadow
06-20-2006, 05:29 PM
repped

:eek:
LMAO!!!

Illadelphia
01-28-2008, 06:23 PM
THe worst white rap i have evar witnessed :eek:

user98511001541
01-28-2008, 08:15 PM
lol i was reading this like w.t.f...

yCat
01-28-2008, 08:31 PM
Dear Syntrax, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got him
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot him


eminem - stan



im just gonna stop there lol (no sue)

nice rap des

JHICKS3301
01-28-2008, 08:44 PM
speechless LOL

warbird00
01-28-2008, 08:55 PM
w....t....f

History in Effect
01-28-2008, 09:33 PM
I am back on bodybuilding.com like a clip in the chamber
Rhymes making you jump like a jack in the box
I keep it fresh from my hat down to my socks
I ain't a thug, so no need for robbing
If a dude want to step out of line
I will have him leaking hemoglobin
My flow always on point
I am just having fun
While yours is shaky like Parkinsons
I will erase your past
Now your future gone
Now, sitcom(get it) like a tv show

just a little bit of rhyme

Outside backer
01-28-2008, 10:18 PM
unsubsribes from thread


follow me for rap hip hop bashing thread :D

sonvolt
01-29-2008, 12:09 AM
I am back on bodybuilding.com like a clip in the chamber
Rhymes making you jump like a jack in the box
I keep it fresh from my hat down to my socks
I ain't a thug, so no need for robbing
If a dude want to step out of line
I will have him leaking hemoglobin
My flow always on point
I am just having fun
While yours is shaky like Parkinsons
I will erase your past
Now your future gone
Now, sitcom(get it) like a tv show

just a little bit of rhyme

rhyme? not quite.

Illadelphia
01-29-2008, 05:29 AM
I am back on bodybuilding.com like a clip in the chamber
Rhymes making you jump like a jack in the box
I keep it fresh from my hat down to my socks
I ain't a thug, so no need for robbing
If a dude want to step out of line
I will have him leaking hemoglobin
My flow always on point
I am just having fun
While yours is shaky like Parkinsons
I will erase your past
Now your future gone
Now, sitcom(get it) like a tv show

just a little bit of rhyme

Just a little bit of horribleness

History in Effect
01-29-2008, 06:40 AM
Just a little bit of horribleness

well let's see you do better. I was not even trying

History in Effect
01-29-2008, 06:41 AM
rhyme? not quite.

obviously, you don't know what rhyme means. It does not mean the words have to rhyme in rap just what you are saying..kind of like lyrics

Illadelphia
01-29-2008, 10:26 AM
well let's see you do better. I was not even trying

I'll tear you apart son...

yCat
01-29-2008, 05:12 PM
haha negged by bignpisst

priceless