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Muscle Dude
11-06-2002, 05:39 PM
It's not Letterman, but then again he wouldn't tackle an issue this big.

ENJOY!

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Top 10 Ways to Know You’ve Become a Hardcore Bodybuilder


10.) You read bodybuilding magazines… only for the workout material.

9.) You spend more on supplements each month than gas for your car.

8.) You make a yearly visit to the nearest foundry to buy new plates and bars.

7.) You scare small children when you stretch.

6.) You crack Walnuts with your pecs.

5.) Your neck and your coffee can are the same size.

4.) Professional Bodybuilders ask you if you juice.

3.) You leave your gym because the weights aren’t heavy enough anymore.

2.) Your car doesn’t go in your garage, your gym does.

1.) The first thing on your mind in the morning is your morning cardio session, not how bad you have to go to the bathroom.
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AIM- JP Sousa TSU

Robert Johnson
11-09-2002, 12:29 PM
lol that is funny , so true

wanna hump?
11-12-2002, 11:09 PM
more more more!

DawggieDawg69
11-13-2002, 03:27 PM
nice, very entertaining!!!

alloutgraphics.
11-26-2002, 01:14 PM
to add a few


-small people annoy you.
- you would drink cow piss, if you knew if made you bigger
-your monthly food bill and your rent are the same price
-you sort your laundry by workout clothes and non workout clothes

VIPER650R
12-06-2002, 01:28 PM
-you check yourself out in the mirror more than girls do-

yon3x
12-25-2002, 06:38 PM
u ask someone to take pictures of u so u can see ur improvments

Overtrain
01-15-2003, 11:01 AM
when you have 2 gym memberships. One near your work, for a midday workout and one near your home for an afternoon workout.

Muscle-Boy
01-20-2003, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by alloutgraphics.
- you would drink cow piss, if you knew if made you bigger


lol you would take roids if it made you bigger?

wanna hump?
01-24-2003, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by yon3x
u ask someone to take pictures of u so u can see ur improvments

that is just too extreme for me

John H.
02-05-2003, 01:04 PM
Hi Muscle Dude. YES, Buddy keep them coming. Very GOOD!!!!! Take GOOD care, John H.

Burnin_
03-04-2003, 10:31 PM
--WHEN YOU ARE THINKING OF YOUR NEXT WORKOUT WHILE BANGIN' YOUR OLD LADY--

Abacaz
03-26-2003, 09:45 PM
-After hitting the gym, you feel like you've conquered the day...even if you skipped all your classes to do so.

Abacaz
03-26-2003, 09:47 PM
-After hitting the gym, you feel like you've conquered the day...even if you skipped all of your classes doing so.

mpeterec
03-28-2003, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by Burnin'
--WHEN YOU ARE THINKING OF YOUR NEXT WORKOUT WHILE BANGIN' YOUR OLD LADY--

Haha... Best one yet, but so true.

mpeterec
03-28-2003, 11:01 AM
Haha.. Best one yet, and so true.

wildman536
04-13-2003, 03:05 AM
Originally posted by Burnin'
--WHEN YOU ARE THINKING OF YOUR NEXT WORKOUT WHILE BANGIN' YOUR OLD LADY-- BBBBBUUUUMMMMPPPPP!!!!!!!!