View Full Version : Cyber Sex
MsFit
10-25-2002, 08:41 AM
So what is cyber sex? Is it thrusting your harddrive, or stroking your "G" key over and over?
What does the "insert" key do?
Does "69" on the number pad have any relevance?
What really happens when you press, "Ctnl, Alt, Delete"!?
Does F11 hold any REAL meaning?
If I press "Delete", could I hold off?
Do guys really "Tab" too soon??
I've never Locked my "Caps", can someone explain to me the right way to do it?
Does pressing "Enter" really end it all?
Do guys really "Shift" a lot?
Would I get an electrical charge by licking my monitor?
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
MsFit
I was on my Dreamcast (games console) looking to play some games online and someone called Honeypot said they wanted to have a private chat so I said OK.
What followed was about 10 mintues of ooh, your cock is hard and wow that feels good - they kept saying you better be jerking off to this i said oh yeah of course i am (I promise you I wasn't) then all of a sudden they said oh i've just cum thanks and left and i never heard from them again!
This experience did absoloutely nothing for me whatsoever and it wasn't until much later I realised I had just experienced cyber sex - trust me its lame and not worth the effort, though it is a little cleaner!
little lats
10-25-2002, 10:50 AM
Locked caps?
Never locked your thigh's on a guy before hey fit. You would probably break his neck!! lol :D
MsFit
10-25-2002, 01:59 PM
I crush you with my massive thighs. :D
MsFit
little lats
10-25-2002, 02:08 PM
AMEN!
aprildawn
10-25-2002, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by D&G
I was on my Dreamcast (games console) looking to play some games online and someone called Honeypot said they wanted to have a private chat so I said OK.
What followed was about 10 mintues of ooh, your cock is hard and wow that feels good - they kept saying you better be jerking off to this i said oh yeah of course i am (I promise you I wasn't) then all of a sudden they said oh i've just cum thanks and left and i never heard from them again!
This experience did absoloutely nothing for me whatsoever and it wasn't until much later I realised I had just experienced cyber sex - trust me its lame and not worth the effort, though it is a little cleaner!
Guess it wasn't worth the $3.99 per minute D. :D
MsFit
10-27-2002, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by D&G
your cock is hard and wow that feels good - they kept saying you better be jerking off to this - then all of a sudden they said oh i've just cum thanks and left and i never heard from them again!
Hummmmm.......Normally women don't use such graphic terms, and you know how women like to connect and talk afterwards........He He......Sorry to say, but I think you cybered a guy. ROTFLMFAO!!
MsFit
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