gazelle freestyle

[johnsbod]

damn...i hate putting furniture together...i should have just bought the floor display.

What did you buy and from where?

[Haywood Jablome]

Is this the last week at the old job?

no :(
although I've already mentally punched out :)

[johnsbod]

although I've already mentally punched out :)

At least that. :)

When do you start at Vandelay? :D

[BMF_Dallas]

What did you buy and from where?

I bought a tv stand to hide my dish receiver, surround sound receiver, and my dvd player (and future PS3).

Bought it from Best Buy when I bought my new tv today.

[Haywood Jablome]

At least that. :)

When do you start at Vandelay? :D

the 15th
lol

I will be wearing my Vandalay Industries t-shirt to work tomorrow too - its casual fridays but I'm going to be REALLY casual ;)

[meanmo]

I bought a tv stand to hide my dish receiver, surround sound receiver, and my dvd player (and future PS3).

Bought it from Best Buy when I bought my new tv today.

my kids and wife want a Wii.. which is the best game console for younger children?

[|ceman]

I used to be able to with my right knee, but changing my training and taking some joint support supplements has it feeling 100% pretty much all the time now. :)

When the barometric pressure gets really low, my left ankle (which probably should get surgery) gets painfully aware.

I just hope that none of these hurricanes end up rolling my way, lest I have to hobble around. :(

[Haywood Jablome]

my kids and wife want a Wii.. which is the best game console for younger children?

wii - gets em off the couch too ;)

they're fun man

[Haywood Jablome]

When the barometric pressure gets really low, my left ankle (which probably should get surgery) gets painfully aware.


are you aware your ankle is aware?

[BMF_Dallas]

my kids and wife want a Wii.. which is the best game console for younger children?

Get the Wii...gets them active and can be fun for all.

You can also get Wii Fit...it has exercises and fitness tests and all that kind of stuff.

[|ceman]

wii - gets em off the couch too ;)

they're fun man

Just remove all nearby decorative items and picture frames. Things can get messy otherwise.

[meanmo]

are you aware your ankle is aware?

are you aware his brain is projecting awareness to his ankle but unable to reflect upon its own projection of said awareness?


Get the Wii...gets them active and can be fun for all.

You can also get Wii Fit...it has exercises and fitness tests and all that kind of stuff.

alright, sounds like the right one for kids... what about for me? any POV Wii porn?..:D

[Haywood Jablome]

are you aware his brain is projecting awareness to his ankle but unable to reflect upon its own projection of said awareness?

you just blew my mind

Just remove all nearby decorative items and picture frames. Things can get messy otherwise.

roger that
the boxing can get rowdy :)

[meanmo]

you just blew my mind


roger that
the boxing can get rowdy :)

arent you moving brah?... find a new pad yet?

[BMF_Dallas]

are you aware his brain is projecting awareness to his ankle but unable to reflect upon its own projection of said awareness?



alright, sounds like the right one for kids... what about for me? any POV Wii porn?..:D

no POV Wii porn yet...but they are starting to make a lot of the "normal" video games for Wii.

[Roxie]

It is what it is...

[|ceman]

you just blew my mind


roger that
the boxing can get rowdy :)

My brother in law has a wii. I almost destroyed his controller while playing wii golf indoors. The top of my swing hit the ceiling. :o

Tennis and baseball are two others that can get destructive with the excessive limb movements.

[johnsbod]

It is what it is...

And what is the meaning of is? (no Bill Clinton) :D

[Roxie]

And what is the meaning of is? (no Bill Clinton) :D

Bwahahaha..:D

[jwdjrs]

damn...i hate putting furniture together...i should have just bought the floor display.


What did you buy and from where?My wife bought me a electric grill for my birthday, tough putting some of that stuff together when your half buzzed


It is what it is...Is that what you say when people say your rice sucks ?? :D

[JIGSAW]

It is what it is...

Your rice sucks..........

[Roxie]

My wife bought me a electric grill for my birthday, tough putting some of that stuff together when your half buzzed

Is that what you say when people say your rice sucks ?? :DNo I would say this..look below VVV


Your rice sucks..........

Yo FAYCE sucks!!

[jwdjrs]

Here's the electric grill from home depot, Not as good as charcoal but it is very quick and does a good job....... http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100037158

[meanmo]

Here's the electric grill from home depot, Not as good as charcoal but it is very quick and does a good job....... http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100037158

nice... kids have soccer until 8:15 tonight.. too late, I normally lay down and read with them at 8 then they hit the rack around 8:30.. meh..

[jwdjrs]

nice... kids have soccer until 8:15 tonight.. too late, I normally lay down and read with them at 8 then they hit the rack around 8:30.. meh..We are finally getting some light rain here, I think this is about the third time in about 3 months it has rained at my house

[johnsbod]

Well, I got the Italian food cooking now finally.....should be good. Who's up for dinner tonight? :D

[jwdjrs]

Well, I got the Italian food cooking now finally.....should be good. Who's up for dinner tonight? :DSounds good man

I'm warming up some leftover Boston butt, Just the kids and I tonight (wife's at work)

[meanmo]

We are finally getting some light rain here, I think this is about the third time in about 3 months it has rained at my house

we pretty much get rain everyday here from early July to late August.. slowing down now though..


Well, I got the Italian food cooking now finally.....should be good. Who's up for dinner tonight? :D

Ill grab some beer!

[JIGSAW]

Yo FAYCE sucks!!


I have feelings you know...........

[johnsbod]

Sounds good man

I'm warming up some leftover Boston butt, Just the kids and I tonight (wife's at work)
leftovers ftw :D

Ill grab some beer!

nice :D

[BMF_Dallas]

almost finished putting this damn tv stand together

[Haywood Jablome]

arent you moving brah?... find a new pad yet?
yup & yup ;)
we found one but want to sell ours first

My brother in law has a wii. I almost destroyed his controller while playing wii golf indoors. The top of my swing hit the ceiling. :o

lol

Sounds good man

I'm warming up some leftover Boston butt, Just the kids and I tonight (wife's at work)
Hey Jerry - how was your thursday?

[newgene]

Well, I got the Italian food cooking now finally.....should be good. Who's up for dinner tonight? :D

Gotta pass. Wife went to go pickup something from the local choke'n puke.

[jwdjrs]

Hey Jerry - how was your thursday?It was a pretty good day Kane, i've been praying for rain, I have about 12 real pretty pine trees a couple of hundred feet from my house that I don't want to die, Thank God for some rain !!

I had to drive to Evansville, Indiana to pick up a part for a big Excavator that my dad owns, it takes about 50 minutes to get there if the traffic is good

I used(borrowed) a Magellan Roadmate 300T to help me find my way, I want to buy something like it before I go to Florida next month, But not sure what to get ??

Hope you had a good day buddy

[meanmo]

almost finished putting this damn tv stand together

you still running?

[Haywood Jablome]

It was a pretty good day Kane, i've been praying for rain, I have about 12 real pretty pine trees a couple of hundred feet from my house that I don't want to die, Thank God for some rain !!

I had to drive to Evansville, Indiana to pick up a part for a big Excavator that my dad owns, it takes about 50 minutes to get there if the traffic is good

I used(borrowed) a Magellan Roadmate 300T to help me find my way, I want to buy something like it before I go to Florida next month, But not sure what to get ??

Hope you had a good day buddy

cool man - sounds like you got lots done
those GPS' do come in handy when you're out of town

we have 2 more showings tonight - its a pain in the ass. The people that came back last night - the wife didnt like the fact that we're near power lines......I guess she believes everything she hears :rolleyes:

well - I've put in my 6 hours of work today - I'm out :D

[Roxie]

+1 to get them 6's out of my post count..

[meanmo]

+1 to get them 6's out of my post count..

figured you needed a break being at the bottom of the thread.. I opened a bottle of wine, take your shoes off and I'll hold down the fort for awhile....:)

[johnsbod]

+1 to get them 6's out of my post count..

I don't like them there either. I hated post 6666

[Accutron]

This thread should be in the Misc.

[JIGSAW]

This thread should be in the Misc.

You should have been swallowed.


j/k

[|ceman]

This thread should be in the Misc.

Actually, we're trying to avoid the general misc.

Don't mind us, we're just doing our thing in peace.

[Roxie]

figured you needed a break being at the bottom of the thread.. I opened a bottle of wine, take your shoes off and I'll hold down the fort for awhile....:)I think I'm in heart with you :o


I don't like them there either. I hated post 6666

LOL!! When I had those in my reps, I freaked and asked a mod to please rep or neg me, I didn't care, I just wanted them AWAY!!

[JIGSAW]

LOL!! When I had those in my reps, I freaked and asked a mod to please rep or neg me, I didn't care, I just wanted them AWAY!!

REP BEGGAR!

[Roxie]

REP BEGGAR!

Bite my nice big green rod!!

[JIGSAW]

Bite my nice big green rod!!

Ohhhh.......brb getting the wine and butter!!! this is gonna be EPIC!

[Procta]

WTF is going on in here with all that misc crap

[jwdjrs]

WTF is going on in here with all that misc crapHow's the new home P ??

[JIGSAW]

WTF is going on in here with all that misc crap

This ain't the misc?

woops.

[meanmo]

I think I'm in heart with you :o



whats not to heart?

Im pretty fond of you too lady...

[Procta]

http://www.gazelle-store.com/Images/mercantila_factory_direct/gazelle-store.jpg


How's the new home P ??
not bad too bad the Skins got stomped


This ain't the misc?

woops.
this is not the MISK

[Accutron]

You should have been swallowed.


j/k

That wasnt called for...

[meanmo]

That wasnt called for...

actually, I called him and asked him to type that..

[Accutron]

actually, I called him and asked him to type that..

Wow, we have a comedian in the house.

[meanmo]

Wow, we have a comedian in the house.


yea, I just flew in from Miami and boy my arms are tired...;)

[Accutron]

yea, I just flew in from Miami and boy my arms are tired...;)

LOL

[Roxie]

I don't get that miami comedian comment :/

[meanmo]

I don't get that miami comedian comment :/

I FLEW in from miami... like flapping my arms?...:D.. cheesy... fams home, dinner time bbl most likely

[Procta]

I don't get that miami comedian comment :/

notice how the female brain is a bit smaller than the male is the human species. Good thing the female's good looks help her survive.

[meanmo]

notice how the female brain is a bit smaller than the male is the human species. Good thing the female's good looks help her survive.


repped

[Accutron]

http://i9.tinypic.com/6cmvuco.gif

[Roxie]

repped

I take my rant comment back :mad:




Procta is in the dog house now..




EDIT: new guy up there is NEGGED now as well!!!

[meanmo]

http://i9.tinypic.com/6cmvuco.gif

lol... you in PHX mang?

[Accutron]

I take my rant comment back :mad:




Procta is in the dog house now..




EDIT: new guy up there is NEGGED now as well!!!

Okay heres the male brain if you must.

http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/images/male_brain.gif

New guy ? I post in this forum literally all the time along with like the 5 other regulars, Ive never seen any of you guys here before ever...

[Accutron]

lol... you in PHX mang?

I wish...Im in Toronto Canada now :( Was in P-town for about 2 months this summer doing "work". Wish I lived there all the time, it was great.

[meanmo]

Okay heres the male brain if you must.

http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/images/male_brain.gif

New guy ? I post in this forum literally all the time along with like the 5 other regulars, Ive never seen any of you guys here before ever...

lol at listening to children cry at night gland... :D....

my wife couldnt breast feed and Im an insomniac so guess who did the late night feedings.. wouldnt change it for the world though.. that said, many of my wives friends complained about that, very true...

[meanmo]

I wish...Im in Toronto Canada now :( Was in P-town for about 2 months this summer doing "work". Wish I lived there all the time, it was great.

Scottsdale/Tempe/PV is really nice. Im down in Tucson most of the year and in Mexico often.. Ive heard nice things about Toronto, I just need the warmth so I like it here..

[Roxie]

lol at listening to children cry at night gland... :D....

my wife couldnt breast feed and Im an insomniac so guess who did the late night feedings.. wouldnt change it for the world though.. that said, many of my wives friends complained about that, very true...

so you breast fed your children!!!!???? :eek:


Ooookaaaaay!!!!




Oh, and new dude, you're new to me :p

[Accutron]

lol at listening to children cry at night gland... :D....

my wife couldnt breast feed and Im an insomniac so guess who did the late night feedings.. wouldnt change it for the world though.. that said, many of my wives friends complained about that, very true...

Youre right, for a joke diagram it is pretty accurate. I got my first manual transmission car a while and and I love it. And I never Iron my clothers I have to buy wrinkle free everything...

[meanmo]

so you breast fed your children!!!!???? :eek:


Ooookaaaaay!!!!



I have nipples, can you milk me focker?

[meanmo]

Youre right, for a joke diagram it is pretty accurate. I got my first manual transmission car a while and and I love it. And I never Iron my clothers I have to buy wrinkle free everything...

exactly, I owe you reps man..

my seven your old picks out my outfits and normally has better taste than me... I guess I just dont get it..

[Accutron]

so you breast fed your children!!!!???? :eek:
Ooookaaaaay!!!!
Oh, and new dude, you're new to me :p

Ive heard your name once or twice, but thats about it. :)

However, I can say with certainty that your secret chat thread is 100% safe in this subforum, not many people visit and "Gazelle Freestyle" is the perfect title...LOL.

[Roxie]

I wish...Im in Toronto Canada now :( Was in P-town for about 2 months this summer doing "work". Wish I lived there all the time, it was great.
so you are in total cold now, and were in total heat!! Extreme move..LOL!!


I have nipples, can you milk me focker?
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooobs

[Roxie]

Ive heard your name once or twice, but thats about it. :)

However, I can say with certainty that your secret chat thread is 100% safe in this subforum, not many people visit and "Gazelle Freestyle" is the perfect title...LOL.

HAHAA..cool.

It's safe until ctg or DD kick us all out :o

[Haywood Jablome]

I wish...Im in Toronto Canada now :( Was in P-town for about 2 months this summer doing "work". Wish I lived there all the time, it was great.

what brought you to TO?

[Accutron]

Scottsdale/Tempe/PV is really nice. Im down in Tucson most of the year and in Mexico often.. Ive heard nice things about Toronto, I just need the warmth so I like it here..

AZ is a beautiful state, LV is like an Oasis in the desert...lots of money, and nice cars, and beautiful women, always fun 24/7...

Youre right, lots of money in Scottsdale beautiful place.

http://www.gofurnished.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/scottsdale-sunset.jpg

Toronto is a mostly a dump by comparison either to itself or anywhere else, at least where I live LOL. But its temperate right next to the lake.

[Accutron]

what brought you to TO?

LOL, I live in Toronto and I had to go back when the job was done...http://forum.bodybuilding.com/images/icons/icon8.gif

[Accutron]

what brought you to TO?

I just saw youre in Canada, do you live in Burlington?

[HardKore79]

HAHAA..cool.

It's safe until ctg or DD kick us all out :oUhh-uhmmm! One beer to go, waiter...

[Accutron]

Uhh-uhmmm! One beer to go, waiter...

'Sup HK brah ?

LOL

[HardKore79]

'Sup HK brah ?

LOLJust realized I was beeing called out! Nuthing here brah! Just doing a bit a reading before the shee.., I meant gazelle takes me out. :D

[Roxie]

Uhh-uhmmm! One beer to go, waiter...

I'll give ya a beer alright, by pouring it on your head...

[HardKore79]

I'll give ya a beer alright, by pouring it on your head...my kinda woman... I like to be served!

[BMF_Dallas]

Yo...just finished Guiness number dos

[HardKore79]

Yo...just finished Guiness number dosYou have to do Dutch or German son!

HK like Corona in the summa and Heineken in the winta.

[BMF_Dallas]

I am rocking the dark beers tonight...also drinking ZiegenBock...downed 2 of those too

[BMF_Dallas]

I'll give ya a beer alright, by pouring it on your head...

shut it...don't test me :D

[HardKore79]

I am rocking the dark beers tonight...also drinking ZiegenBock...downed 2 of those tooOccasion? Or just another day at work tomorrow? :D

[Roxie]

shut it...don't test me :D

I cleared my pms...

[BMF_Dallas]

I cleared my pms...

word. i love HDTV :D

[blkbelt42]

early morning gazzelin :D

[|ceman]

However, I can say with certainty that your secret chat thread is 100% safe in this subforum, not many people visit and "Gazelle Freestyle" is the perfect title...LOL.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

*bows*

:)

[DAVEZILLA]

morning all:)

[Skidmarx]

I need to grow a pony tail in order to work out on a gazelle

[blkbelt42]

morning all:)
sup bro, how ya been? time to gazzelle? :D

I need to grow a pony tail in order to work out on a gazelle
sup bro, you gazzelin?

[TheLBM]

morning everyone!!!!!!!!!!
Can anyone say friday....and then gimme a HELLZ YA?

[jwdjrs]

morning everyone!!!!!!!!!!
Can anyone say friday....and then gimme a HELLZ YA?Friday.....HELLZ YA

[blkbelt42]

Friday.....HELLZ YA

what he said. :D

[Al Swearengen]

i love a good Friday, no other day rivals it for anticipation of relief other than dropping a fine deuce.

[jwdjrs]

i love a good Friday, no other day rivals it for anticipation of relief other than dropping a fine deuce.My wife says, that she can tell on late Sunday afternoons, that my mood starts to change for the worse, anticipation of having to go back to work on Monday :)

[Al Swearengen]

My wife says, that she can tell on late Sunday afternoons, that my mood starts to change for the worse, anticipation of having to go back to work on Monday :)

i get that also sometimes, it just blows. (no Procta edit)

[TheLBM]

Friday.....HELLZ YA


what he said. :D

Thank you my friends.

Morning Al

[Al Swearengen]

Thank you my friends.

Morning Al

morning broseph


out for a while, have a good one freestyle peeps

[blkbelt42]

Thank you my friends.

Morning Al
anytime. :)

morning broseph


out for a while, have a good one freestyle peeps

later bud

[BMF_Dallas]

tis the greatness of Friday upon us

[AlbinoGerbil]

Go Giants. :cool:

[Boots]

Freestyling like a mofo!

[jwdjrs]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=215503611&postcount=15

[Procta]

freestyling by........

[jwdjrs]

Go Giants. :cool:I lost again :(


Freestyling like a mofo!Morning :)

[Haywood Jablome]

I just saw youre in Canada, do you live in Burlington?

nope
I'm in calgary. But my wife does have family that live in beautiful Berlington

[BMF_Dallas]

Freestyling like a mofo!

liar


freestyling by........

prove it


I lost again :(

Morning :)

not me....i'z be a winner

GO COWBOYS!!!!

[INGENIUM]

Tony Little's "Gazelle" is a home exercise machine that focuses on weight loss, muscle toning and cardiovascular exercise. Tony Little is a former Junior National Bodybuilding champion. In 1983, while training for The Mr. America Bodybuilding Championship, he was in a near-fatal car accident. He has stated that afterward he suffered from depression, became pain medication addict and gained significant weight. After realizing that his life was heading in the wrong direction, he developed his exercise programs. Tony is a certified personal trainer and calls himself, "America's Personal Trainer".

The low impact "Gazelle" is supposed to burn calories and tone muscles more efficiently than other forms of exercise. The machine has a heart rate monitor and "Power Pistons" that enable you to control the resistance. Also included is a workout video and a "Personal Trainer Card" which allows you to talk to the company's certified fitness trainers. The equipment ranges from the basic Gazelle for $109.95 to more upgraded, higher priced models, including a total gym machine for $799.99.

Home exercise machines such as the Gazelle are good because they are convenient and perhaps less expensive in the long-term if you don't mind paying a lot upfront. You avoid a commute to a health club and the potential embarrassment of working out in front of others when you are overweight and out of shape.

Home exercise machines are bad because they are expensive and offer less options than a health club. Your local health club will have personal trainers, free weights, a variety of cardio-machines, aerobics classes, and possibly a pool or a basketball court. Tony Little's Gazelle may protect you from embarrassment, but that pressure can be a powerful factor in maintaining your motivation.

The biggest problem with home exercise machines as well as health club-style workouts in general is that they are exercise alone. Most people lose their motivation in time, especially when the exercise is as mundane as standing in one place and swinging your arms and legs back and forth. For weight loss and general fitness we are bigger fans of lifestyle exercise activities such as tennis, hiking, walking, cycling, dancing, climbing, etcetera... These are the type of activities that are interesting and sustain themselves in the long-term. Add a basic food program or one of the online programs for structure and support, and you'll have the best possible option for success.


5 star review for you guys considering one of these

[Bonecrshr]

morning mofos

[Roxie]

Yo Yo Yo!!!!

Move aside, I have arrived :cool:

[JIGSAW]

Yo Yo Yo!!!!

Move aside, I have arrived :cool:

you move woman....don't make me swell up on yo ass :D

[Procta]

mods for gazelle freestyle

[Boots]

5 star review for you guys considering one of theseWTF I'm not reading all that CRAP! :D


liar



prove it



not me....i'z be a winner

GO COWBOYS!!!!How do you know?


morning mofosHi mofo! ;)


I lost again :(

Morning :)
Hello!

[Roxie]

you move woman....don't make me swell up on yo ass :D

Wat?? LOL!! I don't get that!



This forum requires that you wait 45 seconds between posts. Please try again in 19 seconds.


^^^^^^^ :mad:

[Procta]

GO COWBOYS!!!!

negged

[BMF_Dallas]

5 star review for you guys considering one of these

seems shady


morning mofos

sup mofo


Yo Yo Yo!!!!

Move aside, I have arrived :cool:

move me

[Roxie]

WTF I'm not reading all that CRAP! :D

How do you know?

Hi mofo! ;)


Hello!
Hi Boots!

seems shady



sup mofo



move me
It moved, I saw it..

[INGENIUM]

seems shady


you'll thank me later

[Boots]

Hi Boots!

It moved, I saw it..

Good Afternoon Roxie!

[INGENIUM]

WTF I'm not reading all that CRAP! :D

How do you know?

Hi mofo! ;)


Hello!

multiquoting is SOOOOO 2007

[BMF_Dallas]

Hi Boots!

It moved, I saw it..

haha...


you'll thank me later

probably

[jwdjrs]

GO COWBOYS!!!!I hope our ''D'' is better than last year


5 star review for you guys considering one of these


morning mofos


Yo Yo Yo!!!!

Move aside, I have arrived :cool:Morning, almost lunchtime here :cool: I'm starving




Morning Kane !!

[Boots]

blah blah blah

Did you say something? :confused:

[Roxie]

Did you say something? :confused:

I don't think so, that's all I heard too!! :confused:

[INGENIUM]

I don't think so, that's all I heard too!! :confused:
let me get this straight...you guys can actually hear my posts? :D

[BMF_Dallas]

I hope our ''D'' is better than last year

i really believe it will be. The key will be how we play in December.


I don't think so, that's all I heard too!! :confused:

hear no evil see no evil

[Boots]

I don't think so, that's all I heard too!! :confused:

bahahahahaha!!!



ING why dont you get me some coffee, its the least you can do for being a pain in my booty!

[INGENIUM]

its the least you can do for being a pain in my booty!

sorry about that...i told you after the first few times, you will get used to it ;)

just try to relax

[Boots]

let me get this straight...you guys can actually hear my posts? :Ddouble negged




hear no evil see no evilYes


sorry about that...i told you after the first few times, you will get used to it ;)

just try to relax

:eek: :(

[Roxie]

sorry about that...i told you after the first few times, you will get used to it ;)

just try to relax

Is that how you got used to it? How long did it take before you were able to accept the WHOLE thing?

[Boots]

Is that how you got used to it? How long did it take before you were able to accept the WHOLE thing?

Thanks Rox I couldn't bring myself to call him out.

Repped on recharge! :D

[BMF_Dallas]

who knew the gazelle freestyle could be so x-rated

[AlbinoGerbil]

So is this the mod troll thread?

[Roxie]

Thanks Rox I couldn't bring myself to call him out.

Repped on recharge! :D

LMAO!! Anytime ;) :D

[Boots]

So is this the mod troll thread?

Yes Rox and I are the mods (obviously) and ING is the troll! :D

[BMF_Dallas]

LMAO!! Anytime ;) :D

you use that phrase a lot :D

[jwdjrs]

So is this the mod troll thread?Did your kids go to Awana last Wednesday night ?? Or has it started yet in your area ??

[INGENIUM]

Is that how you got used to it? How long did it take before you were able to accept the WHOLE thing?
don't be a jealous hater rox...we too can share this experience.

[Roxie]

don't be a jealous hater rox...we too can share this experience.

I'll pass, you just keep enjoying it up yours..

[BMF_Dallas]

now now children...play nice

[Roxie]

you use that phrase a lot :D

Do not!! :D

[INGENIUM]

I'll pass, you just keep enjoying it up yours..
translation: "I'll call you."

sounds good rox.

[BMF_Dallas]

lets all get drunk

[meanmo]

now now children...play nice

so I think I got off (no ing) before you replied so ill ask again..

you still running or doing endurance stuff?

why hello Rox...:)

[Boots]

lets all get drunk

drinks ftw

[TheLBM]

drinks ftw

Can some one say alcoholic?
:D

[meanmo]

drinks ftw

Tree FTMFW... Drinks are a loss by a 4th quarter field goal..:(..

[Boots]

Can some one say alcoholic?
:Dalcoholic?

I know a few...


Tree FTMFW... Drinks are a loss by a 4th quarter field goal..:(..

huh what?


Hi Mo!

[Haywood Jablome]

don't be a jealous hater rox...we too can share this experience.
how's werk bra?


Did your kids go to Awana last Wednesday night ?? Or has it started yet in your area ??
hey J-dawg

I'll pass, you just keep enjoying it up yours..
morning Rox

lets all get drunk
I am so in

so I think I got off (no ing) before you replied so ill ask again..

you still running or doing endurance stuff?

why hello Rox...:)

morning mo

[blkbelt42]

afternoon gazelles, bbq for lunch! :D

[AlbinoGerbil]

Yes Rox and I are the mods (obviously) and ING is the troll! :D

Whoa!!!

Easy now, I think maybe you should give the guy a chance. After all, it's not too often that he opens the closet door to post. :p


Did your kids go to Awana last Wednesday night ?? Or has it started yet in your area ??

My oldest is too old for it and my youngest isn't as in to it anymore. Not too mention that I actually quit going to my old church as it was getting to liberal and touchy feely for me.

[INGENIUM]

how's werk bra?


****.

i got an offer from a different company tho...will take it if the money is > or =.

[johnsbod]

hallo

[Haywood Jablome]

afternoon gazelles, bbq for lunch! :D
morning double K

Whoa!!!


Shane ;)
whats up this weekend?

[Boots]

Whoa!!!

Easy now, I think maybe you should give the guy a chance. After all, it's not too often that he opens the closet door to post. :p



My oldest is too old for it and my youngest isn't as in to it anymore. Not too mention that I actually quit going to my old church as it was getting to liberal and touchy feely for me.bahahhaha

You're right. Just have to watch him though very closely ... :D


afternoon gazelles, bbq for lunch! :D

Hello Ken

[Haywood Jablome]

Hey Boots :) ^^


****.

i got an offer from a different company tho...will take it if the money is > or =.
DO IT

I got another offer as well. Quit last friday........was the best day of my life. My current boss is such a dick. Plus I'm leaving in the midst of this huge project.......I'm sticking it to him

hallo

hey mango

[BMF_Dallas]

so I think I got off (no ing) before you replied so ill ask again..

you still running or doing endurance stuff?

why hello Rox...:)

not as of late. I am thinking about running the White Rock Marathon in Dec here in Dallas.


drinks ftw

word


I am so in


i knew you would be :cool:

[Boots]

halloello


Hey Boots :) ^^


HIya!




word


yea

[TheLBM]

Hey Boots :) ^^


DO IT

I got another offer as well. Quit last friday........was the best day of my life. My current boss is such a dick. Plus I'm leaving in the midst of this huge project.......I'm sticking it to him


hey mango

Sweet satisfaction, to be sure.

[Procta]

Yes Rox and I are the mods (obviously) and ING is the ghey pr0n troll! :D

corrected

[INGENIUM]

DO IT

I got another offer as well. Quit last friday........was the best day of my life. My current boss is such a dick. Plus I'm leaving in the midst of this huge project.......I'm sticking it to him


yeah, I need to...i am one of the newer people here...so, I get paid less basically by seniority...and it sucks to be the only one who is not a complete f*cking retard and yet everyone else is making more $$$. this company has this ignorant ass system for giving raises that basically handcuffs the managers from giving merit based raises...just small insignificant raises each year.

i gots to get paid son. lol

[AlbinoGerbil]

****.

i got an offer from a different company tho...will take it if the money is > or =.

'Sup phag?

Sounds like a time to make a move bro.


Shane ;)
whats up this weekend?

Hey Kane.

Not much really. Probably take the kids swimming on Saturday and then it's anyone's guess from there.
How about with you?


bahahhaha

You're right. Just have to watch him though very closely ... :D

Not too close. He might get the wrong idea. :D

[TheLBM]

.just small insignificant raises each year.

i gots to get paid son. lol

Thats all i ever get anymore. :mad:
it sucks... i say quit,, and go live under a bridge.
i am thinking about it

[Haywood Jablome]

yeah, I need to...i am one of the newer people here...so, I get paid less basically by seniority...and it sucks to be the only one who is not a complete f*cking retard and yet everyone else is making more $$$. this company has this ignorant ass system for giving raises that basically handcuffs the managers from giving merit based raises...just small insignificant raises each year.

i gots to get paid son. lol
I hear that bra
I'm actually making less the past couple years compared to my first 2 years (even though I have been getting small raises) b/c our monthly bonuses have been non existent b/c there's no work to do here.
Then they cut our year end bonus in half but didnt tell us until payday......that's awesome when you're expecting that as part of your compensation




Hey Kane.

Not much really. Probably take the kids swimming on Saturday and then it's anyone's guess from there.
How about with you?

sounds good
no big plans here....may have an open house.....so I'll have to be out of the house for an afternoon

[INGENIUM]

Thats all i ever get anymore. :mad:
it sucks... i say quit,, and go live under a bridge.
i am thinking about it
I was considering going on welfare and spending it all on booze and lottery tickets.

thoughts?

[TheLBM]

I was considering going on welfare and spending it all on booze and lottery tickets.

thoughts?

I can dig that.
zero stress
zero responsibility
sounds like the life to me.

sadly enough, i think i could live a happy life that way LOL

[Boots]

correctedLOL



Not too close. He might get the wrong idea. :D
Right again and we wouldn't want that!

[Procta]

Anyone see Roxie? I need a cold drink and a sammich.


:D



3 hours 15 mins to go !

[Boots]

I was considering going on welfare and spending it all on booze and lottery tickets.

thoughts?


I can dig that.
zero stress
zero responsibility
sounds like the life to me.

sadly enough, i think i could live a happy life that way LOL

lol wut?

[AlbinoGerbil]

sounds good
no big plans here....may have an open house.....so I'll have to be out of the house for an afternoon

Did you get a professional cleaner or did you guys clean it yourself?

[TheLBM]

lol wut?

going on welfare.... I was responding to Ing.
:)

[AlbinoGerbil]

Right again and we wouldn't want that!


(no Carp, no e-Harmony)

[Haywood Jablome]

Did you get a professional cleaner or did you guys clean it yourself?

we did it ourselves.....looking back now, we would pay someone next time though. We didnt think there was that much but you really cant miss a square inch when you're selling.
The house is only 2 years old so its still in great shape.

[jwdjrs]

Can some one say alcoholic?
:DYes.........jwdjrs


hey J-dawg
Are you going to be showing your house this weekend ??


halloHey bro


afternoon gazelles, bbq for lunch! :DI thought I was going to buy a Expedition yesterday, Was hoping I could get it for around 22,000, But it ended up selling for 24, 400 :mad:


yeah, I need to...i am one of the newer people here...so, I get paid less basically by seniority...and it sucks to be the only one who is not a complete f*cking retard and yet everyone else is making more $$$. this company has this ignorant ass system for giving raises that basically handcuffs the managers from giving merit based raises...just small insignificant raises each year.

i gots to get paid son. lolLooks like new job time bro, Just make sure they know at the new job, that you have a serious internets addiction :D

[AlbinoGerbil]

we did it ourselves.....looking back now, we would pay someone next time though. We didnt think there was that much but you really cant miss a square inch when you're selling.
The house is only 2 years old so its still in great shape.

I don't blame you one bit. I ask only because I've been through something similar.
In the Military if you live in base housing you have can't turn it back over until it passes an inspection. The first time, we cleaned 3 times before we finally passed. After that I dropped the 300-400 on a professional cleaner. If you show housing the contract with the company and it's on their list of approved places they let you clear with only a cursory inspection of the outside.

[Procta]

cliffs on last 14 pages ?


My quads are killing from from all the freestyling I do.

[jwdjrs]

I don't blame you one bit. I ask only because I've been through something similar.
In the Military if you live in base housing you have can't turn it back over until it passes an inspection. The first time, we cleaned 3 times before we finally passed. After that I dropped the 300-400 on a professional cleaner. If you show housing the contract with the company and it's on their list of approved places they let you clear with only a cursory inspection of the outside.How much would they charge to clean my house ?? I have 3 rooms with dirt floors and 2 made with straw :o

[Skidmarx]

afternoon gazelles, bbq for lunch! :D


I'll trade you some canned salmon, no mayo. :(

[CTpump]

strong 7 year bump!

this now the new "buzz" thread?

gazelles are amazingly fast animals

[Procta]

How much would they charge to clean my house ?? I have 3 rooms with dirt floors and 2 made with straw :o

That would cost you about 6 chickens, a goat and your oldest daughter.

[AlbinoGerbil]

How much would they charge to clean my house ?? I have 3 rooms with dirt floors and 2 made with straw :o
....about tree-fiddy.


:p

[Carpathia]

I'll trade you some canned salmon, no mayo. :(

put hot sauce on it, the only thing i dont put hot sauce on is my shakes
in before he even puts hot sauce on proctas penor

[Boots]

(no Carp, no e-Harmony)correct


going on welfare.... I was responding to Ing.
:)

dur

=)

[Procta]

put hot sauce on it, the only thing i dont put hot sauce on is my shakes
in before he even puts hot sauce on proctas penor

no no BBQ sauce

hot sauce burns me

[Haywood Jablome]

Yes.........jwdjrs

Are you going to be showing your house this weekend ??

Hey bro

I thought I was going to buy a Expedition yesterday, Was hoping I could get it for around 22,000, But it ended up selling for 24, 400 :mad:

more than likely....had 2 more last night
****ty deal on the expedition

I don't blame you one bit. I ask only because I've been through something similar.
In the Military if you live in base housing you have can't turn it back over until it passes an inspection. The first time, we cleaned 3 times before we finally passed. After that I dropped the 300-400 on a professional cleaner. If you show housing the contract with the company and it's on their list of approved places they let you clear with only a cursory inspection of the outside.
wow - thats really anal on the military housing

[AlbinoGerbil]

wow - thats really anal on the military housing

It's actually pretty typical.

[jwdjrs]

That would cost you about 6 chickens, a goat and your oldest daughter.Lol man, Kane already accused me in a pm that I would probably take chickens and goats to Florida with me :)

[BMF_Dallas]

I need to go lift...and eat...but my couch is sooooooooo comfy

[AlbinoGerbil]

I need to go lift...and eat...but my couch is sooooooooo comfy

You need to turn off that 52 incher and hit the gym.

[Skidmarx]

put hot sauce on it, the only thing i dont put hot sauce on is my shakes
in before he even puts hot sauce on proctas penor


Ever put hot sauce on your nuts, then run them under a hair dryer(high heat setting) for 10 minutes, then get in a hot tub for a half hour?

It's great. So I've heard. :o

[Haywood Jablome]

Lol man, Kane already accused me in a pm that I would probably take chickens and goats to Florida with me :)
lol
I think I said pigs, actually

Ever put hot sauce on your nuts, then run them under a hair dryer(high heat setting) for 10 minutes, then get in a hot tub for a half hour?

It's great. So I've heard. :o

thats called 'friday night' at Carp's house

[BMF_Dallas]

You need to turn off that 52 incher and hit the gym.

yeah i know...

[blkbelt42]

I'll trade you some canned salmon, no mayo. :(

sounds good but too late! :)

[INGENIUM]

'Sup phag?

Sounds like a time to make a move bro.


a move on carp?

[Roxie]

I R on top of the WORLD!!


Weeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

[newgene]

Too many mods up in here. I have leave my troll account alone for a while.

:D

[INGENIUM]

I R on top of the WORLD!!


Weeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
fail

[Roxie]

fail

Damn it :(


:p

[CTpump]

a move on carp?

yep, carp's got called out :p


Too many mods up in here. I have leave my troll account alone for a while.

:D

U trollin, brah?

gonna get the ban hammer for that, ya sneaky git :p


j/k :p

[AlbinoGerbil]

a move on carp?

Don't ask, don't tell. :p


I R on top of the WORLD!!


Weeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

I love it when a woman is.................on top. :cool:

[CTpump]

So what's everyone got planned for this weekend?

[BMF_Dallas]

I R on top of the WORLD!!


Weeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

you slipped

[AlbinoGerbil]

So what's everyone got planned for this weekend?

This weekend I'm gonna pretend to be 'the world'. ;)









No big plans here.

[jwdjrs]

****ty deal on the expedition
X 2, I'm dying to get rid of my mini van :)






http://i33.tinypic.com/24flq8o.jpg

[Roxie]

Don't ask, don't tell. :p



I love it when a woman is.................on top. :cool:vvvvv :eek:


This weekend I'm gonna pretend to be 'the world'. ;)








.:eek:


So what's everyone got planned for this weekend?Parties..again..you?


you slipped
I know :/

[AlbinoGerbil]

vvvvv http://www.tv-land.se/style_emoticons/default/naughty.gif

http://www.tv-land.se/style_emoticons/default/naughty.gif

Parties..again..you?


I know :/

*fixed*








What's up for the weekend Rox?

[Roxie]

*fixed*








What's up for the weekend Rox?

My brothers b-day party, another family thing and my GF is coming up from SoCal, so we are going to get together and party up on Sunday. You?


I love those smilies :p

[Skidmarx]

X 2, I'm dying to get rid of my mini van :)






http://i33.tinypic.com/24flq8o.jpg

Dude you got a big ass head. How do you find caps that fit?

Oh yeah...

http://www.bigheadcaps.com/

[AlbinoGerbil]

My brothers b-day party, another family thing and my GF is coming up from SoCal, so we are going to get together and party up on Sunday. You?


I love those smilies :p

I'm taking the kids to the big pool on Saturday but otherwise no plans. They are just getting off restriction so I figured we'd do something fun.
Sucks for them but they both lost the last week and a half of their summer due to disobeying a direct order. :mad:

[DRACOMACHINE]

Cool! So now what?

[jwdjrs]

Cool! So now what?Good afternoon

[Procta]

Cool! So now what?

prepare for the hurricane !

[Procta]

My brothers b-day party, another family thing and my GF is coming up from SoCal, so we are going to get together and party up on Sunday. You?


I love those smilies :p

sounds like a lot of drinking !

[INGENIUM]

sounds like a lot of drinking !
you can't spell 'roxie is a huge alcoholic' without the letters R-O-X-I-E

[Procta]

you can't spell 'roxie is a huge alcoholic' without the letters R-O-X-I-E

R E P P E D !!!!

[Roxie]

you can't spell 'roxie is a huge alcoholic' without the letters R-O-X-I-E

WTF is up your ass?? Pull it out please and get off mine!! :mad:

[AlbinoGerbil]

you can't spell 'roxie is a huge alcoholic' without the letters R-O-X-I-E

'***** *s a hug* alc*h*l*c'

He's right.



*edit*

Although you can't spell it, with enough liquor in you that's pretty much how it would sound. :D

[Procta]

'***** *s a hug* alc*h*l*c'

He's right.

nice word play :)

[INGENIUM]

WTF is up your ass?? Pull it out please and get off mine!! :mad:
do u need a hug?

[AlbinoGerbil]

WTF is up your ass?? Pull it out please and get off mine!! :mad:

You should have countered with:


You can't spell: 'I'm gonna neg you' without I-N-G-E-N-I-U-M

or something like that.

[Boots]

Headaches suck and so does being stuck in traffic with crazy kids!

[Procta]

Headaches suck and so does being stuck in traffic with crazy kids!

This is a gazelle freestyle thread not a complain about traffic and crazy kiddies thread :)

[AlbinoGerbil]

Headaches suck and so does being stuck in traffic with crazy kids!

Seconded

[INGENIUM]

Headaches suck and so does being stuck in traffic with crazy kids!
I'm sure it's nothing 47 vodka and cranberries can't fix :D

[Boots]

This is a gazelle freestyle thread not a complain about traffic and crazy kiddies thread :)

How about I can complain where ever I like ... I dislike men as well. I'm going to be a lesbian!

[Procta]

How about I can complain where ever I like ... I dislike men as well. I'm going to be a lesbian!

whoa, you will need a video cam when you switch teams like that :eek:


Its FRIDAY :D !

[TheLBM]

15 min,, till the weekend !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[INGENIUM]

I'm going to be a lesbian!

just be sure and pick hot lesbians...not those scary butch ones with shaved heads and ****.

[Procta]

15 min,, till the weekend !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man I have an hour and 15, dont you usually escape by now ?

[AlbinoGerbil]

How about I can complain where ever I like ... I dislike men as well. I'm going to be a lesbian!

Not sure how to take this post. :confused:

[blkbelt42]

ONE more hour!!1 ;)

[TheLBM]

Man I have an hour and 15, dont you usually escape by now ?

i am busy enough at work, that the boss frowns on it LOL.
Not that staying here longer increases my productivity :D

[BMF_Dallas]

How about I can complain where ever I like ... I dislike men as well. I'm going to be a lesbian!

now that is what I call freestyling your gazelle

[Procta]

i am busy enough at work, that the boss frowns on it LOL.
Not that staying here longer increases my productivity :D

lol yeah same here




Nice the rain decided to show up now.

91 and sunny tomorrow forecasted :D

[Procta]

now that is what I call freestyling your gazelle

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/MUP/pdSTMUP0006.jpg

[Al Swearengen]

just be sure and pick hot lesbians...not those scary butch ones with shaved heads and ****.

agreed, her finding you by accident would be scary.


afternoon free style biatches

[Boots]

Seconded:)


I'm sure it's nothing 47 vodka and cranberries can't fix :D
True .. get on that!

now that is what I call freestyling your gazellebahahahhaha


Not sure how to take this post. :confused:
Ahh... LOL

just be sure and pick hot lesbians...not those scary butch ones with shaved heads and ****.Thanks for the advice. :rolleyes:


whoa, you will need a video cam when you switch teams like that :eek:


Its FRIDAY :D !LOL

Yes it is

[Haywood Jablome]

X 2, I'm dying to get rid of my mini van :)






http://i33.tinypic.com/24flq8o.jpg
how come?


Cool! So now what?
take off your pants sailer

How about I can complain where ever I like ... I dislike men as well. I'm going to be a lesbian!
sweeeet

agreed, her finding you by accident would be scary.


afternoon free style biatches
sup bra

[Boots]

agreed, her finding you by accident would be scary.


afternoon free style biatchesomfg AL LOL


http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/MUP/pdSTMUP0006.jpgOld school huh


how come?


take off your pants sailer

sweeeet

sup bra
;)

[Carpathia]

no procta

[Procta]

Old school huh

I have a zero behind my 3 ;)


no procta
thats hot

[BMF_Dallas]

True .. get on that!


no edit necessary

[AlbinoGerbil]

no procta?

U sad?

[Haywood Jablome]

no procta
no carp?

omfg AL LOL

Old school huh


;)

wassup!

[Boots]

no carp?


wassup!Not much, you?


no edit necessary
NOT AGAIN?!?



I have a zero behind my 3 ;)


thats hot
Yeah I forget sometimes :p