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dito

01-08-2008, 10:22 AM

Are you tired of a lack of women, are you tired of being scrawny and pimple faced?? Are you sick and tired of getting sand kicked in your face at the beach?

Listen, I too was that way. Until I developed my special saw dust. Not only is this a special and magical saw dust that will give you BEASTIE results, it will also clear you complexion and drive women to you like you were the last man on earth! My special saw dust is even better it comes in a special capsule that releases the magic through out the day!

So BRO-Friends do like I did and get on the dust!

punksurfer024

01-08-2008, 10:24 AM

:eek: where can i buy it? do i just send a blank check to you?

dito

01-08-2008, 10:26 AM

Yes yes that is right my BRO-FRIEND!

cal62887

01-08-2008, 10:32 AM

I hear the ingredients come in one big prop. blend....that means it must be the Shiznit !!! I'll take an order of my body-weight in Saw Dust.

Blank check in mail

Rodzilla

01-08-2008, 10:35 AM

I heard some idiots are trying to order their own bulk saw dust, they obviously don't know anything about quality control

dito

01-08-2008, 10:46 AM

Word! Bulk Saw Dust is inferior!

riseboi

01-08-2008, 10:57 AM

Oooooo Oooo Oooh, does it require wood putty as PCT or can I get away with just using carpenter's glue. :D

dito

01-08-2008, 11:28 AM

Just wood putty but you have to rub it on your pp to attract more women.

ctgblue

01-08-2008, 11:38 AM

man you guys really need jobs, but LMAO
wood putty applied directly to the wood, hmmmmm.....

dirtydean12

01-08-2008, 12:09 PM

man you guys really need jobs, but LMAO
wood putty applied directly to the wood, hmmmmm.....

just make sure its wood putty and not wood glue!

TinyMan

01-08-2008, 12:54 PM

Can I settle for being a BRO-FIEND?

Mertle

01-08-2008, 01:17 PM

Will there be an EE version!

The EE is always 1098793749237X better!

Free Weight Friedel

01-08-2008, 01:28 PM

I want the Pre-Workout saw dust. Take with gallons of water and it helps turn your legs into tree trunks, your pp into a knob, I mean knot, and..........ah nevermind.:p

dito

01-08-2008, 01:36 PM

Can I settle for being a BRO-FIEND?

Bro you can be, but only if you are a GOOD bro!

TinyMan

01-08-2008, 01:37 PM

Bro you can be, but only if you are a GOOD bro!

lols buy stuff! it has been consumer favorite for years! I don't know what the thread is about, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER!

i r good bro?

dito

01-08-2008, 01:42 PM

Tinaaay bro, you rs da good bro yes?

TinyMan

01-08-2008, 01:43 PM

i r must be. My plastic shiny badge says so!

dito

01-08-2008, 01:44 PM

See that magic BRO-FRIENDS can you feel the BRO love that the dust brings?

The Tanya

01-08-2008, 01:48 PM

See that magic BRO-FRIENDS can you feel the BRO love that the dust brings?

Too funny! Good to hear from you :)

INGENIUM

01-08-2008, 01:56 PM

this belongs in company promotion :p

yCat

01-08-2008, 02:57 PM

'another one bites the dust'

ab-swing asianbabe

01-08-2008, 02:59 PM

'another one bites the dust'
you read my mind!

Docta J

01-08-2008, 03:04 PM

Are you tired of a lack of women, are you tired of being scrawny and pimple faced?? Are you sick and tired of getting sand kicked in your face at the beach?

Listen, I too was that way. Until I developed my special saw dust. Not only is this a special and magical saw dust that will give you BEASTIE results, it will also clear you complexion and drive women to you like you were the last man on earth! My special saw dust is even better it comes in a special capsule that releases the magic through out the day!

So BRO-Friends do like I did and get on the dust!

Since this is so strong, is it recommended for those under 21+? What about PCT?

drxmn

01-08-2008, 03:29 PM

whats the carbs source?

is it a methyl ester?

steroids?

cal62887

01-08-2008, 03:44 PM

What about PCT?

I heard that The Dirty Devil would work as PCT... that thing will pick up marbles :eek:

Sleepstream

01-08-2008, 04:36 PM

What kind of saw dust? I heard sequoia dust is the most anabolic due to the large size in nature. I also heard it is more expensive than other dusts due to the lack of availability of the trees for actual use.

Or are you selling some of this oak and pine dust that's much inferior?

Where's your BROsearch?

GimpyPaw

01-08-2008, 05:01 PM

:eek: where can i buy it? do i just send a blank check to you?

Yes yes that is right my BRO-FRIEND!

I NEED some of this NOW!!

I make that check out to Mr. Ben Dover, right?

drxmn

01-08-2008, 05:07 PM

does it increase testosterone 8D times that of placebo?

Fitsho

01-08-2008, 05:15 PM

What about women? Is it ok for women to use without getting hyooge like a dood??? :eek:

GimpyPaw

01-08-2008, 05:32 PM

What about women? Is it ok for women to use without getting hyooge like a dood??? :eek:

Should I make the comment about women using wood product? :D

sobelik

01-08-2008, 06:12 PM

What kind of saw dust? I heard sequoia dust is the most anabolic due to the large size in nature. I also heard it is more expensive than other dusts due to the lack of availability of the trees for actual use.

Or are you selling some of this oak and pine dust that's much inferior?

Where's your BROsearch?
no dude, Himalayan tree trunk saw dust at -90 degrees Celsius are the best and most anabolic! Didnt you read that BroMed article?

Sleepstream

01-08-2008, 06:21 PM

no dude, Himalayan tree trunk saw dust at -90 degrees Celsius are the best and most anabolic! Didnt you read that BroMed article?

Oh noes. Forgot about that BroMed. I forgot about the Himalayan saw dust. Isn't that what helped the yeti get so massive?

Man, I ain't got no blank checks. I wonder if my credit card numbers along with my checking account information with the routing numbers and my SSN are enough for payment.

PhatTxDiva

01-08-2008, 07:36 PM

Should I make the comment about women using wood product? :D

Um, I, for one, happen to enjoy wood products. :eek:

Lots of good . . . fiber . . . and stuff. Very . . . filling. :D

vazquez

01-08-2008, 07:55 PM

Um, I, for one, happen to enjoy wood products. :eek:

Lots of good . . . fiber . . . and stuff. Very . . . filling. :D

:) lots of wood and sap out of this tree trunk :)

dito

01-08-2008, 08:42 PM

You all need to use the searchtech and also check the logs bros!

dvsness

01-08-2008, 09:58 PM

Que?

sonicology

01-08-2008, 10:14 PM

Can I settle for being a BRO-FIEND?

x2!

I would feel really upset if I was left out of the BRO-FRIEND club!

TinyMan

01-08-2008, 10:23 PM

You all need to use the searchtech and also check the logs bros!

Last time I did, all I got was chunky monkey :(

ncangey0513

01-09-2008, 12:53 AM

i r read dis thread and i good feel deh saw dust iz like deh musclez er for deh peep? i b kinduf confuzed at deh saws dust. iz deh dust made frum GMP fhacilities?

dito

01-09-2008, 07:08 AM

Que?

Was a shot at some shady companies. Didn't turn out like I thought it would. But it's still entertaining.

x2!

I would feel really upset if I was left out of the BRO-FRIEND club!

Never you seem like a GOOD bro!

SupaNatural

01-09-2008, 08:55 AM

Ummmmmm.......sign me up? :eek::D

Docta J

01-09-2008, 03:04 PM

i r read dis thread and i good feel deh saw dust iz like deh musclez er for deh peep? i b kinduf confuzed at deh saws dust. iz deh dust made frum GMP fhacilities?

rofl I had to read that like 3 or 4 times just to understand it

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