why don't we get threads like this in the women's forum?

[barenaked]

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totally rude. totally hilarious.

[Dr. Bread]

hahahaha that's hilarious. I wish we did have some more humorous stuff like that in here. It's honest and just plain funny. :D

[bluebird]

LMFAO. That is too funny. I've never heard the term "sharted" before, either. Some of those posts are just way too descriptive. LOL

[notorius1]

because us men like to respect the women and their space.

[Ninja J]

LMFAO. That is too funny. I've never heard the term "sharted" before, either. Some of those posts are just way too descriptive. LOL
I first heard it in the movie "Along Came Polly"

That is pretty gross. I think it's just a guy thing. My husband tells me all the time when he has to poop or he lets out LOUD farts and then laughs like a freaking little boy ... HE'S 30 years old!!! I laugh sometimes, only because of his goofy laughter.

[Laurie]

I guess because we are supposed to be so "dainty" about our body movements.

But I guess it is a "guy thing" like as young boys having "see how far you can pee" contests.

How many women enjoy/apprecitate the antics of the Three Stooges?

[bluebird]

How many women enjoy/apprecitate the antics of the Three Stooges?

Actually, I do, but then again I thought that whole post was funny as hell, too.

[barenaked]

i love the three stooges, but only with Curly, Larry and Moe. Not those other imposters who replaced Curly and Moe after they died.

[LiftingIsLife]

i love the three stooges, but only with Curly, Larry and Moe. Not those other imposters who replaced Curly and Moe after they died.

my kinda woman! weightlifting and the 3 stooges!

best,
lifer

[sillyvent]

Omg haha! I can't believe someone else calls it "sharted" too! I love that term! haha :)

[Laurie]

LOL....well I do too but some women dont and why I posted that. Thought the original crew were hilarious as a kid watching those old B/W shorts on TV.

That and the Marx Brothers/Laurel & Hardy. Nothing quite like them any of them anymore.

"You smell/hear that? Must be the dog hiding under the chair."

[bluescorpion]

Because women include Kegels and root locks in our workouts and this **** (pun intended) never happens :D

[barenaked]

^^ lmao!
i love kegels :)

[pinkfairy]

I love that stuff, the whole Monty Python and Blackadder stuff is brilliant...Bottom too, if anyone's seen it lol. :p

Do you ever find your other half making funny noises when he's straining out a fart? Like he's severely constipated, and making all these wierd faces, then when he does fart he's like relaxing back in the chair with an "aahhhhhh"? Or am I just with a complete weirdo? ;)

[barenaked]

I love that stuff, the whole Monty Python and Blackadder stuff is brilliant...Bottom too, if anyone's seen it lol. :p



Black Adder is brilliant. I never liked Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean as much as I loved him as Black Adder.

[Tyciol]

But I guess it is a "guy thing" like as young boys having "see how far you can pee" contests. Actually I think that's more of an anatomical thing. I mean... you're welcome to try but it wouldn't be very impressive.

[ironstrife]

i never knew.. gals actually used LMAO..

[Titania]

i never knew.. gals actually used LMAO..
Yeah...sometimes LMTO works ;)

Bump to Monty Pithon and Black Adder. I'll add The Goodies and Billy Connely to that list too. :D

[stella summers]

That's amazing.

I LOVE talking about grotesque things and bodily functions, especially with my friends since they understand. :)

I've never actually sharted or shat while working out, but yes, I have farted during workouts. . .usually while I'm on the treadmill I squish my asscheeks together in an attempt to hold in that sucker (I'm scared that either the odor would come out, or sound would come out without me knowing since I wear an iPod).

I've also had some silent, non-odor farts while using the hamstring curl machines. It's the most difficult to hold in though, especially in that position.