View Full Version : Workout video featuring... you guessed it! Muscletech nonsense.
TheNaturalTank
11-11-2007, 05:39 PM
Strong Muscletech
http://www.dailymotion.com/Tech9/video/x2heah_an-inch-on-your-arms-in-24-hours_sport
KyGunator
11-11-2007, 05:54 PM
sweet lets do curls all day and drink celltech lolz
FendersRule
11-11-2007, 06:00 PM
Ridiculous
Branch Chain Blink
11-11-2007, 06:20 PM
Designed so you go through a tub of NitroTech and CellTech as fast as possible.
Newbtime
11-11-2007, 06:26 PM
ITS SOOO HARDCORE, ARE YOU STRONG ENOUGH? CAN YOU DO IT, ARE YOU HARDCOREZZZZZZZZZZZZZ? ITS THE HARDEST THING YOU WILL EVER DO!!! CURLS ARE SO HARD...
GO GET YOURSELF 5 TUBS OF OUR PRODUCT AND BE HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!
wow strong ****ing brainwashing
badreligion
11-11-2007, 06:29 PM
wow that was really just painful to watch lol
Calfmaster
11-11-2007, 06:37 PM
I think the strangest part of the whole video is the end where he hugs the guy and like yells "I'VE KNOWN THIS GUY A LONG TIME"
TheNaturalTank
11-11-2007, 07:05 PM
Yeah really though. And there's not even much food at all. It's like any average person's diet plus 10 shakes of celltech and nitrotech
Sleepless
11-11-2007, 07:12 PM
Thanks MUSCLETECH, I've earn an hard inch of swelling and oedema from your technique. Who need to train other bodyparts except their arm for 2 weeks ? NOT THE HARDCOOOOORE ONE.
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KyGunator
11-11-2007, 07:15 PM
I think the strangest part of the whole video is the end where he hugs the guy and like yells "I'VE KNOWN THIS GUY A LONG TIME"
lol that got me too
jazzyjeff308
11-11-2007, 10:31 PM
wow let's take 4 days off before and 4 days off after, lift arms allllll day long, drink cell tech and nitrotech until we poop our brains out...
Good thinking.
jules_d1
11-12-2007, 12:13 AM
I seriously couldnt watch all that. had to skip through it
Zzz... you'd have to be a moron to even try that.
ps. only gained 1/2 an inch :(
iDarren
11-12-2007, 02:22 AM
An Inch on Your Arms in 24 Hours?
Notice it ends with a QUESTION MARK ? and not a STATEMENT !
Well, assuming it could work, maybe it is the high calorie diet that does it? Maybe most of that measurement will be FAT?
The_One77
11-12-2007, 09:27 AM
4 days off with a high calorie diet and you will gain bodyfat, same with the four days following. Most of what you would of gained would have been bodyfat
JasonRocker
11-12-2007, 09:36 AM
4 days off with a high calorie diet and you will gain bodyfat, same with the four days following. Most of what you would of gained would have been bodyfat
This is one of the dumbest post I've ever seen, Yes, you're going to add an entire inch of fat on your arms in 4 days.
The_One77
11-12-2007, 09:42 AM
I never said all, but eating 8 days on a high calorie diet without training you're bound to gain something. You sure won't gain a inch of muscle on your arms thats for sure.
Water weight also
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Martial-Artist
11-12-2007, 09:54 AM
You're not going to gain jack from this workout unless you take steroids. Your body only needs a few sets to break down the tissue and then to take in the proper nutrition to heal it back up.
Unfortunately, MT is a terrible company who preys on idiots that think they can follow a program that is suitable for someone who takes chemicals and can recover much faster.
You're gonna end up smaller from this workout b/c you're going to hammer the bi/tris into the ground and they won't recover for a loooong time.
Their supplements also cause gyno- do not buy them ever!
BryanTheKid
11-12-2007, 12:41 PM
You're not going to gain jack from this workout unless you take steroids. Your body only needs a few sets to break down the tissue and then to take in the proper nutrition to heal it back up.
Unfortunately, MT is a terrible company who preys on idiots that think they can follow a program that is suitable for someone who takes chemicals and can recover much faster.
You're gonna end up smaller from this workout b/c you're going to hammer the bi/tris into the ground and they won't recover for a loooong time.
Their supplements also cause gyno- do not buy them ever!
lol cause gyno? no... fat on your chest isnt gyno.
Martial-Artist
11-12-2007, 09:44 PM
lol cause gyno? no... fat on your chest isnt gyno.
Hey idiot, I know the difference. You're an idiot I didn't need to read that post.
2 HUGE
11-12-2007, 09:45 PM
Zzz... you'd have to be a moron to even try that.
ps. only gained 1/2 an inch :(
lol did it last?
BryanTheKid
11-12-2007, 10:12 PM
Hey idiot, I know the difference. You're an idiot I didn't need to read that post.
Wow. Thank you for your excellent opinion. Keep up the good work.
lol did it last?
lol
I only managed to sustain it by keepin up my celtech/nitrotech super-stack.
I'm currently 295lbs @ 31% bf... but MAN have i got massive guns!
Martial-Artist
11-14-2007, 09:57 PM
Wow. Thank you for your excellent opinion. Keep up the good work.
I don't really want your opinion who the hell are you?
Bodysteele
11-15-2007, 01:47 AM
So the moral of the story is If I doz bicep curlz all day on a "flat bar" that looks suspiciously like an EZ curl bar and suck down 84 servings of de Nitrotech and 23 servings of de Cell Tech I too can be really short and wide and have little to no muscular separation, no real career and a soul patch?
I mean seriously if you dont follow the program "TO A T" or use discounted Muscletech products you will not make any gains whatsover.
So since I can do that every month for an inch on my guns I expect to have 30 inch guns in a year.....I mean theyd be 33.5 technically but im incinerating all my fat in 3 days by using 18 bottles of Hydroxycut, a crackpipe and 8 Jane Fonda workout tapes in a proprietary workout that was sent to me in exchange for 90 proof of purchases back in April.
Thank you MT for pimping like a Detroit streetwalker and allowing Cormier to continue to do nothing but profit off his sick genetics!!!!
Bodysteele
11-15-2007, 01:50 AM
Yeah really though. And there's not even much food at all. It's like any average person's diet plus 10 shakes of celltech and nitrotech
They were gonna go to no real food and a direct deposit of your paycheck right into the MT corporate account but they thought this would be more believable.
John Doe X
11-15-2007, 06:55 AM
Do muscletech ads remind anybody of any other shows?
http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/4579/muscletechjp0.gif
http://boingboing.net/images/2001883825464813443_rs.jpg
http://www.areavoices.com/commonsense/images/thumbnail/only_on_fox.jpg
http://www.badobserver.com/storage/foxmarch19.jpg
http://bp0.blogger.com/_v63oTveUEGI/RfYTjxt9DeI/AAAAAAAABVE/1TpcOYN3VZo/s320/FOX_Caption5.JPG
http://bp1.blogger.com/_v63oTveUEGI/RfYT-Bt9DfI/AAAAAAAABVM/Ij9PALoD3is/s320/FOX_Caption6.JPG
Piteng
11-15-2007, 10:06 AM
o yeah.. the whole day in the gym..!! if im jobless, then it's gonna be ok.
and who the hell can do that kind of training?
warning: leave your job, activity and everything. and stay in the gym since 8am till 5pm. sleep with all the irons. ta-da.. an inch extra on your arms.
user23960508710783
11-15-2007, 03:35 PM
This company is really a joke. Between the ads and the Sponsorship Round, it is hard to take them seriously.
elargentino
11-15-2007, 04:43 PM
People should stop buying this products. Maybe then they will stop this ****.
TheNaturalTank
11-15-2007, 05:30 PM
They were gonna go to no real food and a direct deposit of your paycheck right into the MT corporate account but they thought this would be more believable.
Man I don't know about you but i'm hungry even though I eat 6 meals a day. I jus don't get how any bodybuilder could follow this diet that they show in the video of eating 3 meals and filling up on an assload of water id be starved.
Squinky
11-15-2007, 05:47 PM
You could gain something...but the workout is crazy. 1 week specialization would be better.
Kozak UPA
11-15-2007, 06:32 PM
I felt embarassed watching it, really. This is almost criminal. I can't believe they are allowed to put this **** up.
Martial-Artist
11-15-2007, 11:23 PM
This company is really a joke. Between the ads and the Sponsorship Round, it is hard to take them seriously.
What is a sponsorship round or is this an inside joke on these forums?
DiamondDelts
11-15-2007, 11:37 PM
What is a sponsorship round or is this an inside joke on these forums?
It's a very serious round where only jay cutler is invited. He poses and shows off his excellent square taper to the fans. No one has a chance against him(literally) in this round. I even heard they will be adding this round to the jaytag invitational.
BryanTheKid
11-16-2007, 01:17 AM
It's a very serious round where only jay cutler is invited. He poses and shows off his excellent square taper to the fans. No one has a chance against him(literally) in this round. I even heard they will be adding this round to the jaytag invitational.
This is all true.
jocktheglide
11-16-2007, 02:14 AM
It's a very serious round where only jay cutler is invited. He poses and shows off his excellent square taper to the fans. No one has a chance against him(literally) in this round. I even heard they will be adding this round to the jaytag invitational.
LOL wtf DD I cant give you burger green sheit.....
BTW my arms would fall off after this workout.....