Schroeder's "Woody" Log

[schroeder84]

Since the January ban of prohormones, I've been very desperate to find anything to give me the edge in my training routine. After an extensive search I discovered the PERFECT ph alternative: WOODY!

http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/exl/woody.html


Cycle is as follows:
Week 1-850mg
Week 2-850 mg
Week 3- 1700 mg
Week 4- 1700 mg
Week 5- 3500 mg (by this time my household pets may be in danger :p )
Week 6- 40 mg Nolvadex/100mg Clomid
Week 7- 40 mg Nolvadex/100 mg Clomid
Week 8- 40 mg Nolvadex/100 mg Clomid
Week 9- 20 MG Nolvadex/50 mg Clomid
Week 10- 20 mg Nolvadex/50 mg Clomid

Other Supplements:
Universal Animal M-stak
Muscletech Pump-tech
Muscletech Cell-tech
Muscletech Nitro-tech
...cause Muscletech's the best....ya'll are wrong


I'll keep you updated daily....I'm expecting about 15-20 lbs in lean mass and 2% decrease in bodyfat after 5 weeks. You think my post cycle is strong enough? I hear Woody is some serious stuff.....


:rolleyes:

[FeedFest]

make sure you eat plenty of those meso-tech bars between meals............................................. .................................................. .......clown :)

[noneedtobrag]

looks good bro... you'll see some amazing gains around week 4... although id bump the dosage up weeks 1 and 2.. :D

[<^>]

Lol ? ;)

[Matt96teg]

lol keep up the awesome log.

[Stuntdawg]

Since the January ban of prohormones, I've been very desperate to find anything to give me the edge in my training routine. After an extensive search I discovered the PERFECT ph alternative: WOODY!

http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/exl/woody.html


Cycle is as follows:
Week 1-850mg
Week 2-850 mg
Week 3- 1700 mg
Week 4- 1700 mg
Week 5- 3500 mg (by this time my household pets may be in danger :p )
Week 6- 40 mg Nolvadex/100mg Clomid
Week 7- 40 mg Nolvadex/100 mg Clomid
Week 8- 40 mg Nolvadex/100 mg Clomid
Week 9- 20 MG Nolvadex/50 mg Clomid
Week 10- 20 mg Nolvadex/50 mg Clomid

Other Supplements:
Universal Animal M-stak
Muscletech Pump-tech
Muscletech Cell-tech
Muscletech Nitro-tech
...cause Muscletech's the best....ya'll are wrong


I'll keep you updated daily....I'm expecting about 15-20 lbs in lean mass and 2% decrease in bodyfat after 5 weeks. You think my post cycle is strong enough? I hear Woody is some serious stuff.....


:rolleyes:

Don't sell yourself short. Make sure your training/diet is in tune and you could easily throw on 35-40lbs on this cycle. :D

[sholiz]

Take 3 and 4 up around 2500mg ... 1700 is for n00bz.

[Slated]

*subscribes*

[DarkFalcon]

Kick Azz!! I've been wanted to joice wit dis stuff but I was chickenz. Nowz I read jourz ahnd I'll follow! :)

[The Paper Route]

Lol

[Pioneer]

it would be a good stack if you threw in M1T2

[noneedtobrag]

Lol
commenting on your sig:
do your homework homeboy :D
Doggfather was released 11/12/96
Tupac was killed 9/13/96

[TRICK D]

I tell you what. I took it once... It was unbelievable the "pumps" I got.

[TRICK D]

(by this time my household pets may be in danger )

Week 5?!?! I had the humane society on my ass after day 1!!!!

[schroeder84]

Well, I just finished my first workout with "Woody." Here's a brief summary.

-I felt a minor increase in intensity/rage.
-Everyone seemed to be looking at me like i was from another planet. they must have known I'm on some serious stuff.
-No change in vascularity.
-I noticed 2 people spit water out after I walked by them. No explanation on that one.

Exercises:
Bent over rows- 3x8 @150
Pull-ups- 4x10
Lat pulldown- 4x8 @145

Can't wait until tommorrow. It's chest day and I'm trying to max out with 80 pushups in 2 minutes. Ihave a feeling that won't be a problem :p

[cobain67]

Well, I just finished my first workout with "Woody." Here's a brief summary.

-I felt a minor increase in intensity/rage.
-Everyone seemed to be looking at me like i was from another planet. they must have known I'm on some serious stuff.
-No change in vascularity.
-I noticed 2 people spit water out after I walked by them. No explanation on that one.

Exercises:
Bent over rows- 3x8 @150
Pull-ups- 4x10
Lat pulldown- 4x8 @145

Can't wait until tommorrow. It's chest day and I'm trying to max out with 80 pushups in 2 minutes. Ihave a feeling that won't be a problem :p

that's some sick ****! gotta get myself some! :rolleyes:

lol. nice log.

[noneedtobrag]

that's some sick ****! gotta get myself some! :rolleyes:

lol. nice log.
very nice log indeed... :D

[mntbikedude]

I agree with you man "Woody" is the greatest product ever. Noticed my max has gone up like 20% the first week. Best part is no more lost time replacing the plates back to the weight tree. Hell I'm packin my own weight tree now. :D

Ummmmm just tried to re-order and they are sold out. Anyone know if this is available as a transdermal.

[schroeder84]

Best part is no more lost time replacing the plates back to the weight tree. Hell I'm packin my own weight tree now. :D



well yea weighted pull-ups seemed much easier...didn't even need a belt to strap on extra plates....

[vegHead]

man your crazy to not be running milk thistle or some other sort of liver protectant while on this cycle.

[mntbikedude]

well yea weighted pull-ups seemed much easier...didn't even need a belt to strap on extra plates....

Hey Schroeder bro I think the question most of us have, is how did you discover this miracle of supplemental science? I mean exactly what did you type into the bb.com product search engine.:D

[schroeder84]

Hey Schroeder bro I think the question most of us have, is how did you discover this miracle of supplemental science? I mean exactly what did you type into the bb.com product search engine.:D

well it was actually my girlfriend who did it....she's always complaining cause i'm only good for a few rounds each night. she claimed she didn't get many results when she ran a search for hard-on, erection, or stiffy, so she tried woody....the rest is history

[Nathan1]

oh man....you're the ****. period.

[chlaxman]

Damn it's out of stock. It must be a popular supplement.

[DarkFalcon]

Well, I just finished my first workout with "Woody." Here's a brief summary.

-I felt a minor increase in intensity/rage.
-Everyone seemed to be looking at me like i was from another planet. they must have known I'm on some serious stuff.
-No change in vascularity.
-I noticed 2 people spit water out after I walked by them. No explanation on that one.

Exercises:
Bent over rows- 3x8 @150
Pull-ups- 4x10
Lat pulldown- 4x8 @145

Can't wait until tommorrow. It's chest day and I'm trying to max out with 80 pushups in 2 minutes. Ihave a feeling that won't be a problem :p

pfffff..*spits out water* :D

[gappa238]

Would you be mad if I copied your routine because I want to get huge just like you. But I still want to keep my skinny-pak...err I mean my 6 pak

[uhockey]

This log puts mine to SHAME! Good luck with this one Schroeder, you should be HYOOGE in no time. Can't wait to see you at the O in a couple of years.

[schroeder84]

Would you be mad if I copied your routine because I want to get huge just like you. But I still want to keep my skinny-pak...err I mean my 6 pak


no, feel free :cool:

[badboyslayer]

Very nice log shroeder!

Stack of champions right there


it would be a good stack if you threw in M1T2

Don't be an idiot, we all know how extreme and dangerous M1T2 is - not to mention very harsh on the liver

[TE]

didn't even need a belt to strap on extra plates....

That's another exercise all in its own. And 1, and 2.

[TRICK D]

Good to see the stack working for you. My girlfriend is always looking for herbal supplements for me. I just put in order for woody in mexico because it is out of stock here. It is called EL WOODY. I hope the woody works for me.

[schroeder84]

Well, just got done with workout #2. Here's what i noticed:

-Old ladies veered the other way while walking past me....there must be some sort of aura I'm putting off from this intense cycle!
-People kept telling me to " control that thing" while doing skullcrushers....I don't know why because it seemed like i had total control of the barbell at all times.
-I found it much easier to control the extra plates placed on my waist during my set of dips.
- I noticed the "pump" really kicking in while doing buddy curls with the captain of the cheerleading squad.
- I noticed a guy struggling while doing his last set of squats. I walked over and began spotting him. He immediately dropped the weight, called me a freak, and ran away. I know this stuff is intense but I fugired the freakishness wouldn't set in until the 3rd week or so.
-One of my friends called my name from behind me...so i spun around really fast and knocked over a stack of dumbells.
- My barbell curls felt much easier.....it seemed like the second i arched my back the barbell just shot up to my chin.

....no gains yet. I figure they'll kick in about week 3.

[Krzna]

Woody the Quick and Dirty guide to using it.............
:P Great log schroder , throw in some HcG too in ur pct ;) and don't forget to precycle if u are using m1t2 cuz its a very potent supplement.

[noneedtobrag]

Well, just got done with workout #2. Here's what i noticed:

-Old ladies veered the other way while walking past me....there must be some sort of aura I'm putting off from this intense cycle!
-People kept telling me to " control that thing" while doing skullcrushers....I don't know why because it seemed like i had total control of the barbell at all times.
-I found it much easier to control the extra plates placed on my waist during my set of dips.
- I noticed the "pump" really kicking in while doing buddy curls with the captain of the cheerleading squad.
- I noticed a guy struggling while doing his last set of squats. I walked over and began spotting him. He immediately dropped the weight, called me a freak, and ran away. I know this stuff is intense but I fugired the freakishness wouldn't set in until the 3rd week or so.
-One of my friends called my name from behind me...so i spun around really fast and knocked over a stack of dumbells.
- My barbell curls felt much easier.....it seemed like the second i arched my back the barbell just shot up to my chin.

....no gains yet. I figure they'll kick in about week 3.


sounds good bro :D keep up the good work

[gappa238]

sounds good bro :D keep up the good work
I agree, after seeing a log like this I wouldn't be surprised if he becomes a spokesperson for Woody

[Nathan1]

i hope to GOD there will not be before and after pictures!! LMAO!!

[schroeder84]

Well, I fgiured I would post one pic. Noticed the "full body pump." Even my friends took notice....

see attatchment below:

[noneedtobrag]

Well, I fgiured I would post one pic. Noticed the "full body pump." Even my friends took notice....

see attatchment below:
You're looking real hard bro... how the vascularity? :D

[ballbags1]

good luck with your log bro...I'll check in to see your results

[TE]

Well, I fgiured I would post one pic. Noticed the "full body pump." Even my friends took notice....

see attatchment below:

Smiling Bob, is that you?

[gappa238]

Well, I fgiured I would post one pic. Noticed the "full body pump." Even my friends took notice....

see attatchment below:
I would be passed out after an INTENSE workout like you posted. You finally are starting to swell up.:D

[schroeder84]

I would be passed out after an INTENSE workout like you posted. You finally are starting to swell up.:D


yea i'd say so.....God the thing looks like a tv remote in my pants :rolleyes:

[builtbeast]

*subscribes*

Great log schroeder

For best results with this supplement, be sure to maximize your reps. Slow, deep, and hard is key to results.

[Nathan1]

what kinda pants are those in that pic schroeder? i think my bro has a pair of those from the 80's!! lol.

[Pioneer]

yea i'd say so.....God the thing looks like a tv remote in my pants :rolleyes:
hahahhahaha

[DarkFalcon]

*subscribes*

Great log schroeder

For best results with this supplement, be sure to maximize your reps. Slow, deep, and hard is key to results.
LMAO!! :D Where the hell have you been BB? We've been wondering if you were still alive. :confused:

[schroeder84]

You're looking real hard bro... how the vascularity? :D


put it this way...there's veins where there's never been veins before :rolleyes:

[sholiz]

bump!!!

[gappa238]

bump!!!
Bump bump

[TRICK D]

Have you measured lately? I like measuring myself body after an intense workout. From what your lady said, I heard you gained a few inches.

[Krzna]

I m starting woody today, preloading milkthistle to protect my liver as Ive heard its very harmful.

[schroeder84]

I havn't updated this in a few days....so here goes:

Newest observations:
-my girlfriend (who normally bashes supplements) expressed her love for "woody"....she wouldn't explain why....but i'm guessing it had soemthing to do with my "lean mass" gains
-i've been finding it hard to do sit-ups without nearly poking an eye out
-my resting heart rate increased to 135 bpm from 61 bpm!
-i found a much easier way to hold the barbell during shrugs
-people do wierd things while i pass them. one guy fell off the treadmill and another dropped a 90-pound dumbell on his flap while benching....it must be the intimidation factor kicking in
-i feel lightheaded every once in a while....it feels like the bloodflow to my brain is limited....must be because "woody" drives massive amounts of blood to my arms or something
-i get kicked out of nightclubs every time i try grinding with random girls....they must just be afraid of bodybuilders or soemthing :confused:
-some freak old man keeps asking me "how do you do it"....i mean like every day. I could be curling a 5-pound dumbell and he'll ask me.....i told him it's my diet...
-females of all age/race/religion keep commenting that they're "impressed"....i don't know why they say this.....i've only gained 2 pounds to this point in my cycle
-i lose 4 pounds every time i have sex :rolleyes:

...hope this is enough for now....i'll update soon

[TRICK D]

-i lose 4 pounds every time i have sex

lmao

[schroeder84]

off day....bump anyways

[gappa238]

Well since it was an off day, what did your diet and all did you do today?

[schroeder84]

Well since it was an off day, what did your diet and all did you do today?

well not too much actually. i saw the guy next door needed his flowers watered....so i helped him with that....from my computer desk :rolleyes:

[TRICK D]

I told my dad about the product, and he is planning on giving it a try next week. He is excited to feel the pump for the first time in a long time.

[The Paper Route]

commenting on your sig:
do your homework homeboy :D
Doggfather was released 11/12/96
Tupac was killed 9/13/96
lol the label was printed 6 months before do u read ?

[DarkFalcon]

I havn't updated this in a few days....so here goes:

Newest observations:
-my girlfriend (who normally bashes supplements) expressed her love for "woody"....she wouldn't explain why....but i'm guessing it had soemthing to do with my "lean mass" gains
-i've been finding it hard to do sit-ups without nearly poking an eye out
-my resting heart rate increased to 135 bpm from 61 bpm!
-i found a much easier way to hold the barbell during shrugs
-people do wierd things while i pass them. one guy fell off the treadmill and another dropped a 90-pound dumbell on his flap while benching....it must be the intimidation factor kicking in
-i feel lightheaded every once in a while....it feels like the bloodflow to my brain is limited....must be because "woody" drives massive amounts of blood to my arms or something
-i get kicked out of nightclubs every time i try grinding with random girls....they must just be afraid of bodybuilders or soemthing :confused:
-some freak old man keeps asking me "how do you do it"....i mean like every day. I could be curling a 5-pound dumbell and he'll ask me.....i told him it's my diet...
-females of all age/race/religion keep commenting that they're "impressed"....i don't know why they say this.....i've only gained 2 pounds to this point in my cycle
-i lose 4 pounds every time i have sex :rolleyes:

...hope this is enough for now....i'll update soon
LMAO!! :D

[nick912]

Whatever happened to this log? Schroeder??