RPN's JAVA LATHER ALL UP ON ME (no homo)

[BIG F@CE]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/mowu10/jya-blog.jpg

Using only the finest ingredients effective at treating dry skin, helping treat scars and stretch marks, sun-damage, and other signs of aging, Java Lather's rich froth keeps skin soft and supple. With a sensual blend of coffee, latte, honey, and almonds, Java Lather will help wake you up in the morning and/or relax you in the evening.

Ingredients:
Goat's milk, shea butter, olive oil, 100% Arabica Coffee, Sesamin, Cissus Quadrangularis, Latte, Honey, and Almond Fragrance.

This should be an easy going log....its soap :)
I am putting RPN's JAVA LATHER to the test to help diminish or minimize the redness and/or size of my battle scars.

I shower at least once a week so this bar should last me about 6 months.........


just kidding. I shower regularly and sometimes twice a day. I use shampoo or conditioner as body soap but ill substitute with JAVA LATHER for the next few weeks or however long this bar lasts.
I will provide after PICS when the bar is all done....and maybe some mid pics upon request (no homo)

oh yeah it smells delicious.

before pic.

[BIG F@CE]

First use was this morning......wo smells soo tasty.
does that black pumice stuff continue through the bar?

[ab-swing asianbabe]

That would be the coffee granules. They should be dispersed throughout the bar, though perhaps a little bit more at the ends due to a bit of settling.

Oh yeah, subby sub sub!!!!!!!! :D

[DinoT1985]

*subbed*

lol @ 6 months

[BIG F@CE]

That would be the coffee granules. They should be dispersed throughout the bar, though perhaps a little bit more at the ends due to a bit of settling.

Oh yeah, subby sub sub!!!!!!!! :D

coffee granules?.......they didnt taste like coffee granules :confused: :)

[rizzog466]

subbed, hoping all goes well, want my wife to stop complaining about her stretchmarks!

[dsade]

Your stretch marks are perfectly placed to get maximum results from Java Lather.

From what I see, the exfoliation is what stimulates the recovery...and you should be able to get some good leverage in that area. I am highly interested in seeing your results.

[BIG F@CE]

Your stretch marks are perfectly placed to get maximum results from Java Lather.

From what I see, the exfoliation is what stimulates the recovery...and you should be able to get some good leverage in that area. I am highly interested in seeing your results.


dont be gettin all technical on me with my shower sessions it makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like "stimulates" and "leverage" in regards to me taking a bath. :p j/k

im trying to get as much out of this as possible. at the end of my shower i run my finger across the soap bar and massage it into my problem areas. hope it helps.

really does leave my skin silky smooth :) and we have hard water here in SD.

yeah im trying not to waste it so i wash my bawls with a different soap....

[BIG F@CE]

update: I didnt shower this morning. but i still smell great!!!!

[ab-swing asianbabe]

dont be gettin all technical on me with my shower sessions it makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like "stimulates" and "leverage" in regards to me taking a bath. :p j/k

im trying to get as much out of this as possible. at the end of my shower i run my finger across the soap bar and massage it into my problem areas. hope it helps.

really does leave my skin silky smooth :) and we have hard water here in SD.

yeah im trying not to waste it so i wash my bawls with a different soap....

haha :eek: Love all the extra details, thankyou muchly :D
You could also try applying it directly, and get some exfoliating effect as well, or to make it last longer, a puffy sponge.

[~~Aries~~]

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Thanks for the pics. You seen to be enjoying yourself.

[BIG F@CE]

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Thanks for the pics. You seen to be enjoying yourself.

thats not me in dont ever smile in the shower...UNLESSSSSSSS

[GeneGnomeX]

dsade puts his whole being into these bars so you could say you rub a part of him on you every day

well I may have just killed sales

[BIG F@CE]

dsade puts his whole being into these bars so you could say you rub a part of him on you every day

well I may have just killed sales


uhhhh.......that would explain this new rash that i got. :eek:

[dsade]

F@CE;65240893]uhhhh.......that[/email] would explain this new rash that i got. :eek:

Java Lather...now with Penicillin!!!

[ab-swing asianbabe]

F@CE;65240893]uhhhh.......that[/email] would explain this new rash that i got. :eek:
Made your eyes an evil red as well?

[BIG F@CE]

Made your eyes an evil red as well?

yup.



i think someone in the household is using my soap :mad:.....it was in a different spot than i left it...no one will fess up.

anyways....my skin is noticably softer for one. and this stuff lathers like bubble bath its rediculous!
maybe im just not used to using a bar soap.

[ab-swing asianbabe]

yup.



i think someone in the household is using my soap :mad:.....it was in a different spot than i left it...no one will fess up.


Yeah I realise someone else is using mine not because of that, but because half of it has gone since I used it last. Bubbly fun for the whole family, heh

[BIG F@CE]

ill get some update pics up today or tomorrow.

this stuff sucks...........











it sucks that the bar is getting smaller :D

oh and this morning i couldnt resist it and i tasted it. bitter. :eek:

[dsade]

it sucks that the bar is getting smaller :D

oh and this morning i couldnt resist it and i tasted it. bitter. :eek:

Did you talk dirty to yourself before you did? Bad Baby, Bad Baby!

[BIG F@CE]

Did you talk dirty to yourself before you did? Bad Baby, Bad Baby!

now why would i do that?.........in the shower?

[BIG F@CE]

My stretch mark scars have lightened up even when forcefully trying to increase them with some heavy ass weights.

Lather rinse repeat!

[dsade]

My stretch mark scars have lightened up even when forcefully trying to increase them with some heavy ass weights.

Lather rinse repeat!

Awesome...pretty soon the whole gym will smell of coffee and pretty lifters.

BTW, we are in negotiations right now with Gold's Gym to go exclusive for their body care products, including Java Lather. We are launching a test market at the Hilliard, Ohio location - including ads.

The best improvement will be eligible to have their before and after pics in steady rotation nationwide.

[fibercarbon]

rpn is the ****!!!!!

[BIG F@CE]

Awesome...pretty soon the whole gym will smell of coffee and pretty lifters.

BTW, we are in negotiations right now with Gold's Gym to go exclusive for their body care products, including Java Lather. We are launching a test market at the Hilliard, Ohio location - including ads.

The best improvement will be eligible to have their before and after pics in steady rotation nationwide.

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[SuziCue]

BTW, we are in negotiations right now with Gold's Gym to go exclusive for their body care products, including Java Lather. We are launching a test market at the Hilliard, Ohio location - including ads.



That's awesome.

BF--your log is hilarious.

[SuziCue]

BTW, we are in negotiations right now with Gold's Gym to go exclusive for their body care products, including Java Lather. We are launching a test market at the Hilliard, Ohio location - including ads.



That's awesome.

BF--your log is hilarious. I enjoyed reading it, hope the soap works for you!

[BIG F@CE]

That's awesome.

BF--your log is hilarious. I enjoyed reading it, hope the soap works for you!

thanks. keepin it realz

[Mike83]

interested

[dsade]

interested

Do you work with/for Gold's?

Surprised to see the level of excitement coming from up top...definitely some new life in the company.

[SuziCue]

I work for Gold's :)

[BIG F@CE]

I work for Gold's :)

Golds has the nicest Gyms around.

LA fitness is well......... soooo L.A.

[dsade]

For all who DON'T know, Gold's is upgrading MANY MANY clubs, with a fantastic new design. They have tanning booths incorporated with some great relaxation areas (waterfalls, saunas, etc.) that lead to a more zenlike state of mind. I am finding the gym to not only still have a decent blend of hardcore weights and machines, with cardio...but I look forward to getting the hell off the traffic-plagued roads for my 2 hous a day.

I am definitely looking forward to this relationship.

[BIG F@CE]

For all who DON'T know, Gold's is upgrading MANY MANY clubs, with a fantastic new design. They have tanning booths incorporated with some great relaxation areas (waterfalls, saunas, etc.) that lead to a more zenlike state of mind. I am finding the gym to not only still have a decent blend of hardcore weights and machines, with cardio...but I look forward to getting the hell off the traffic-plagued roads for my 2 hous a day.

I am definitely looking forward to this relationship.

waterfalls? will they have a hot chicks bathing in it in rotation? thats Zen right there!!!

[dsade]

waterfalls? will they have a hot chicks bathing in it in rotation? thats Zen right there!!!

Yes....Zen zey laugh right in your face ven you try to talk to zem.

[BIG F@CE]

Yes....Zen zey laugh right in your face ven you try to talk to zem.

not if i smell like luxurious and sensual with (ahem*) JAVA LATHER MADE BY RPN" :)


boom chicka wah wah!

[SwolenONE]

Subbed, looks like your stretch marks are in the exact place as mine, I wouldnt mind not having purple stretch marks on my pale white skin, hopefully this works for ya cuz its cost effective fer sure.

[BIG F@CE]

heres an updated pic compared to my first pic....enjoy

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/mowu10/jays-marks.jpg


the last pic will come when the bar is finished.

[SwolenONE]

heres an updated pic compared to my first pic....enjoy

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/mowu10/jays-marks.jpg


the last pic will come when the bar is finished.

Wow, that is a very noticable difference in less than a month, looks like ill be shellin out my 4 dollas

[ab-swing asianbabe]

heres an updated pic compared to my first pic....enjoy

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/mowu10/jays-marks.jpg


the last pic will come when the bar is finished.
Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now now, do tell us your top secret beautifying shower regime.. you must be in there a long time.. did you get help lathering up? :D

[dsade]

Excellent results...looks like they will fade into nothing but memory soon.

I like the way you did that graphic...definitely thinking about using you for our Gold's Gym ad.

[BIG F@CE]

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now now, do tell us your top secret beautifying shower regime.. you must be in there a long time.. did you get help lathering up? :D

lather problem area. rinse repeat.....i rub it in real hard! (no homo)




Excellent results...looks like they will fade into nothing but memory soon.

I like the way you did that graphic...definitely thinking about using you for our Gold's Gym ad.


thanks. that would be damn cool to say "thats my left shoulder in that ad"...lol

[ab-swing asianbabe]

thanks. that would be damn cool to say "thats my left shoulder in that ad"...lol
Just remember us when you become a famous model plastered on all the billboards ;)

[Amanda76]

heres an updated pic compared to my first pic....enjoy

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/mowu10/jays-marks.jpg


the last pic will come when the bar is finished.

Wow! That's awesome!

[BIG F@CE]

Just remember us when you become a famous model plastered on all the billboards ;)

just remember me when i need more soap :D

[ahs4n]

How fresh are the stretchmarks in your first picture? (like from the date when you first got them?)

[BIG F@CE]

How fresh are the stretchmarks in your first picture? (like from the date when you first got them?)

they are about 7 months old....im so very proud of them, and how they have developed....but i want them out now!!!!

[BIG F@CE]

well since i tweaked a back muscle yesterday...ill be missing a couple training days.....which means more time to SHOWER.

i hope i keep my strength gains with teh soap :p


thank god for left over Hydrocodone pills. :D

[dsade]

You won't need the Hydrocodone if you are using Java Lather....each bar contains 50mg of Pure Morphine.

[Amanda76]

You won't need the Hydrocodone if you are using Java Lather....each bar contains 50mg of Pure Morphine.

...I found a diamond in the middle of mine!

[BIG F@CE]

You won't need the Hydrocodone if you are using Java Lather....each bar contains 50mg of Pure Morphine.

i dont believe you one bit..................i think its closer 40mg.

so what your telling me to do is:

1. melt the soap
2. boil some water
3. add some baking soda
4. mix it all together...........
5. let it dry
6. cut up small pieces of it
7. melt it in a spoon
8. ................................................. and then what? :confused:

[dsade]

i dont believe you one bit..................i think its closer 40mg.

so what your telling me to do is:

1. melt the soap
2. boil some water
3. add some baking soda
4. mix it all together...........
5. let it dry
6. cut up small pieces of it
7. melt it in a spoon
8. ................................................. and then what? :confused:

8. PROFIT!!!

[ab-swing asianbabe]

You won't need the Hydrocodone if you are using Java Lather....each bar contains 50mg of Pure Morphine.


...I found a diamond in the middle of mine!
Java Lather..... full of morphine, and dreamy hallucinogens. No wonder everyone feels so happy and carefree using it.

[bart452]

wow nice difference. Looking forward to see your end results.

bart

[Amysangel]

Subd, a little late but better late then never! That is really a difference, looking forward to seeing the end results. Keep up the hard uhhhh, work! :p

[BIG F@CE]

wow nice difference. Looking forward to see your end results.

bart

end result should be up some time next week. at least thats my estimate as to when the soap will be all gone :(


Subd, a little late but better late then never! That is really a difference, looking forward to seeing the end results. Keep up the hard uhhhh, work! :p


thanks.

never bring soap to a knife fight!

[dsade]

never bring soap to a knife fight!

Unless you want to keep it a clean fight.

[BIG F@CE]

The bar is almost gone.....looks like maybe 3 more days :eek:

teh photo is coming!

[ab-swing asianbabe]

The bar is almost gone.....looks like maybe 3 more days :eek:

teh photo is coming!
Woooooooooooooooooo!!!

[dsade]

teh photo is coming!

I think teh photo is just breathing heavy.

[crader]

That is a very nice transformation...I'll be watching to see your last pic!! But then again I'll be lucky enough to watch your arm go by every few secs at the Golds in Ohio..lol

[bart452]

just placed a new order on bb.com (small one) and included 2 bars of this delicious soap (would have order about 4 if this shipping rates didnt went nuts on me).

Ill post a review when im done with them (hopefully with pics if i can find a digital camera).

good luck to all testers

bart

[BIG F@CE]

I think teh photo is just breathing heavy.

you need to use more soap.....mr. dirty :rolleyes:


That is a very nice transformation...I'll be watching to see your last pic!! But then again I'll be lucky enough to watch your arm go by every few secs at the Golds in Ohio..lol

im shocked as well... i was skeptical at first since i have tried just about everything......i said to myself "Why the F*** not?"

.....hey new rep? first lady? :D


just placed a new order on bb.com (small one) and included 2 bars of this delicious soap (would have order about 4 if this shipping rates didnt went nuts on me).

Ill post a review when im done with them (hopefully with pics if i can find a digital camera).

good luck to all testers

bart

Exfoliate like you have never exfoliated before.... :D
serious though rub/scrub that lather real good.

[ab-swing asianbabe]

im shocked as well... i was skeptical at first since i have tried just about everything......i said to myself "Why the F*** not?"

.....hey new rep? first lady? :D



Now now, be nice to crader, you don't wanna get dsade aggro! :D

[crader]

you need to use more soap.....mr. dirty :rolleyes:



im shocked as well... i was skeptical at first since i have tried just about everything......i said to myself "Why the F*** not?"

.....hey new rep? first lady? :D



Exfoliate like you have never exfoliated before.... :D
serious though rub/scrub that lather real good.

Hey yourself. Not really a rep per say , more like a business partner. I'm the one lucky enough to be married to Dsade;) First lady was a reference to him being president and me being married to him.

[BIG F@CE]

Hey yourself. Not really a rep per say , more like a business partner. I'm the one lucky enough to be married to Dsade;) First lady was a reference to him being president and me being married to him.

Crader: Dsade hunny...Why are your products so hardcore? cant you come up with something a little bit more softer for the soul?

Dsade: soft for the soul!!!....like what!?......Soap?.....pfft.......hmmmmmmm.



viola.
Java Lather is born (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3688051)


:D is this how it happened?

[crader]

Crader: Dsade hunny...Why are your products so hardcore? cant you come up with something a little bit more softer for the soul?

Dsade: soft for the soul!!!....like what!?......Soap?.....pfft.......hmmmmmmm.



viola.
Java Lather is born (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3688051)


:D is this how it happened?


Lol hardly. I supp with the same hardcore things as you guys do:) I'm on a clen /T3 cycle now with a little something on the way to gain LM with.

I love the soap, what women doesn't like to smell good. But I workout as hard as the boys so a new supplement is even better;)

But then again soap and a bath together is good foreplay..lol

[BIG F@CE]

Lol hardly. I supp with the same hardcore things as you guys do:) I'm on a clen /T3 cycle now with a little something on the way to gain LM with.

I love the soap, what women doesn't like to smell good. But I workout as hard as the boys so a new supplement is even better;)

But then again soap and a bath together is good foreplay..lol

nice cycle.

honestly my wife doesnt like the smell. i dunno


Well the bar is officially done. ill post the last pics as soon as i get some time.

placing and order for about 4 more bars...hopefully its in stock :)

[BIG F@CE]

Final Spread

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/mowu10/finalcopy.jpg


Well im a believer.
The redness and size have dramatically decreased.
The stretch marks that had begun to form along my bicep have been significantly slowed down.
although not completely gone i am very impressed at what it did for me. i wasnt expecting them to dissappear or anything :p

The last set of pictures dated today are only a few hours after my shoulder workout which is usually the day they are visibly red and agitated. I waited for today specifically for this reason.

I took about 10 shots and chose 3 that have the farthest difference in lighting. This was done to make sure that what you are seeing will help you judge the difference from day 1.

Disclaimer: the only editing on these photos were cropping and size adjustment to fit the layout.

enjoy.


and thanks again RPN for the free soap ;)

[ab-swing asianbabe]

All I can say is...












:eek:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:eek:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Incredible results.

[crader]

Wow that is awesome. I'm glad it worked that well for you. Pretty soon they will be gone!

[dsade]

Amazing results...thank you for being such a conscientious tester. Your feedback and pictures are invaluable.

By the way, you are running in rotation at Gold's Gym right now....and that was using the first pics you posted. I think we are going to have to update the before and after pic to one of the ones you just posted.

[BIG F@CE]

Amazing results...thank you for being such a conscientious tester. Your feedback and pictures are invaluable.

By the way, you are running in rotation at Gold's Gym right now....and that was using the first pics you posted. I think we are going to have to update the before and after pic to one of the ones you just posted.

Thats awesome.... My left anterior deltoid is Gold's Gym Famoooos!.

when u mean in rotation do you mean like in an ad on a piece of paper or a giant poster posted in the womens locker room along with 8x10s affixed on the inside doors of the stalls??? :eek:

[dsade]

Thats awesome.... My left anterior deltoid is Gold's Gym Famoooos!.

when u mean in rotation do you mean like in an ad on a piece of paper or a giant poster posted in the womens locker room along with 8x10s affixed on the inside doors of the stalls??? :eek:

We purchased AD space in Ohio Gold's (soon to be Ohio, Tennessee, and Kentucky...then national) on a rotating digital sign (television). We also placed the ad in the women's shower, along with your email address.

We are going to go ahead and update the ad with the new pics (they really are amazing.) Any chance I can have you email the individual jpg's to me, at mpearson@recomp.com?

We are talking to a few places about getting some print ads out there, and we would use you. Might have to give you a year's supply of soap for the likeness. :)

[BIG F@CE]

We purchased AD space in Ohio Gold's (soon to be Ohio, Tennessee, and Kentucky...then national) on a rotating digital sign (television). We also placed the ad in the women's shower, along with your email address.

no emails yet :( ..... i knew it! i am ugly!!? :mad:


We are going to go ahead and update the ad with the new pics (they really are amazing.) Any chance I can have you email the individual jpg's to me, at mpearson@recomp.com?

We are talking to a few places about getting some print ads out there, and we would use you. Might have to give you a year's supply of soap for the likeness. :)

sure im at work right now. but as soon as i get the chance ill get you the original jpg's they are still cropped though.

OH SCHNAAPZ on teh year supply! hope it works out for the AD. :D

[dsade]

sure im at work right now. but as soon as i get the chance ill get you the original jpg's they are still cropped though.


Cropped is good...nobody wants to see your junk.

[BIG F@CE]

Cropped is good...nobody wants to see your junk.

theres gunna be an extra jpg in that email! (STRONG HOMO)

:eek:

[dsade]

theres gunna be an extra jpg in that email! (STRONG HOMO)

:eek:

From what I hear it'll only be a thumbnail. :)

[BIG F@CE]

From what I hear it'll only be a thumbnail. :)

of course it is i had to resize it since the email couldnt handle a 12mb jpg.

[Amanda76]

AWESOME results!

[BIG F@CE]

AWESOME results!

thanks..... id ask how yours are coming along ...but i guess i could just check you log :p

[Amanda76]

thanks..... id ask how yours are coming along ...but i guess i could just check you log :p

There are changes in texture, but I don't think they show up in pics. I think my scars are just way too old. I am going to buy some more and see what happens over a greater span of time, though!

I miss the smell my bathroom had, too... :D

[Mr.Farang]

Final Spread

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/mowu10/finalcopy.jpg


Well im a believer.
The redness and size have dramatically decreased.
The stretch marks that had begun to form along my bicep have been significantly slowed down.
although not completely gone i am very impressed at what it did for me. i wasnt expecting them to dissappear or anything :p

The last set of pictures dated today are only a few hours after my shoulder workout which is usually the day they are visibly red and agitated. I waited for today specifically for this reason.

I took about 10 shots and chose 3 that have the farthest difference in lighting. This was done to make sure that what you are seeing will help you judge the difference from day 1.

Disclaimer: the only editing on these photos were cropping and size adjustment to fit the layout.

enjoy.


and thanks again RPN for the free soap ;)


result is result. I don't care what your comments are.

these pictures speak volume. If only there is a liquid form of this product, that's better.

how long can a bar of java soap last? I shower 3 times a day. 4 ~ 5 times during weekend.

[BIG F@CE]

result is result. I don't care what your comments are.

these pictures speak volume. If only there is a liquid form of this product, that's better.

how long can a bar of java soap last? I shower 3 times a day. 4 ~ 5 times during weekend.

damn you shower alot. it lasted me close to a month showering once a day and sometimes twice on saturday.

[ab-swing asianbabe]

result is result. I don't care what your comments are.

these pictures speak volume. If only there is a liquid form of this product, that's better.

how long can a bar of java soap last? I shower 3 times a day. 4 ~ 5 times during weekend.
For now, If you use a loofah or spongey it should last a bit longer.

But we have new bars made which last a lot longer due to a sight change in the manufacturing process.

Additionally, we have made Jumbo Java Lather bars and they can be found for sale if you look around..

And and... liquid is coming.. beta testing stage right now.. and waiting for some pretty labels :)

[Latosaurus Rex]

result is result. I don't care what your comments are.

these pictures speak volume. If only there is a liquid form of this product, that's better.

how long can a bar of java soap last? I shower 3 times a day. 4 ~ 5 times during weekend.
one question...why do you shower 4-5 times a day on weekends...please explain your daily activities that make this necessary...thats ridiculous, you would get shot in queensland for that

[ab-swing asianbabe]

one question...why do you shower 4-5 times a day on weekends...please explain your daily activities that make this necessary...thats ridiculous, you would get shot in queensland for that
Lol.. you aussie?

[Latosaurus Rex]

Lol.. you aussie?

no but i did watch australian big brother and they had water restrictions...this guy would never make it down under!

[ab-swing asianbabe]

no but i did watch australian big brother and they had water restrictions...this guy would never make it down under!
hahaha.. big brother.. yes it is true.. we've been in a drought for yonnks..

At one stage there were no bananas in QLD because of a major cyclone... they were selling at about 12 a kilo!!

Yes water, like whey, is a luxury item here :o

[Bulking_Up]

Awesome results!!!

I'm signing up for a couple of bars...:D

[ab-swing asianbabe]

Awesome results!!!

I'm signing up for a couple of bars...:D
Still available right here :) $4.25 per bar
http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/rpn/rpn.htm

[dsade]

Bumping this excellent log for our new European Brothers and Sisters!