View Full Version : Vicious, but funny...
Beklet
07-23-2007, 01:10 AM
I was very bad at the weekend! Was somewhat rude to this bloke.....
Went out Friday night with some mates and one of them had her new boyfriend with her. Not difficult to notice he was tall and skinny - the phrase 'lanky streak of piss' was made for him - but oh my god....
I knocked into him on the dancefoor, and he went flying. He admitted he weighed 8 stone 2lbs. WTF? :eek:
114lbs at 6' 3"???????
I told him 'I squat more than you', then proceeded to pick him up and carry him around the club...given the 16 inch height difference, you can imagine how funny that looked.....
Evil it was but how the hell does he stand up? I'd have thought his bones alone should have weighed that much!!!!!
sixzebra
07-23-2007, 05:05 AM
#114 at 6'3"??? holy crap! I don't see how he'd be walking much less going out to dance!
bttrthnb4
07-23-2007, 05:17 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!
ITS OFFICIAL!! I LOVE BEKLET!! (no lesbo :D)
Get em dirty goffick!! lmao :D
teenyP
07-24-2007, 07:12 AM
yeah i would say that was pretty rude...just think how you'd feel if the tables were turned..and he was parading you around like that...wouldn't feel too nice, now would it?
TwiloMike
07-24-2007, 07:25 AM
Vicious but quite hillarious. Is he comfortable being 114lbs or is it a complex for him? Is he trying to gain weight?
Pilotgirl29
07-24-2007, 08:33 AM
You should have carried him to the middle of the dance floor and then done a set of ATG squats with him. You rock!
MacGyverDel
07-30-2007, 06:06 AM
ROFLMAO!!!!!
ITS OFFICIAL!! I LOVE BEKLET!! (no lesbo :D)
ya she's quite the woman. :D
JeepCreeper
07-30-2007, 07:09 AM
yeah i would say that was pretty rude...just think how you'd feel if the tables were turned..and he was parading you around like that...wouldn't feel too nice, now would it?
But if he tried that his bones would snap. :D
user23960508710783
07-30-2007, 12:20 PM
yeah i would say that was pretty rude...just think how you'd feel if the tables were turned..and he was parading you around like that...wouldn't feel too nice, now would it?
x2 -- skinny people can have body issues too.
Imagine if someone wiggled the fat on your ass or something; that would be really humiliating.
Beklet
07-31-2007, 05:11 AM
Vicious but quite hillarious. Is he comfortable being 114lbs or is it a complex for him? Is he trying to gain weight?
It doesn't seem to bother him at all - he's always been like that (he's 35)
x2 -- skinny people can have body issues too.
Imagine if someone wiggled the fat on your ass or something; that would be really humiliating.
Actually he found it funny - it was my revenge because he kept trying to rest his pint on my head and made fun of my height all night :D
LiftingIsLife
07-31-2007, 07:26 AM
- it was my revenge because he kept trying to rest his pint on my head and made fun of my height all night :D
interesting:) i have always found shorter women to be the most attractive! my current 'little love' is not quite as short as you, but at
5-1 is shorter than most. and i love it:)
best,
~lifer