What's the worst pick up line...

[anb1683]

You have ever heard or spit out....

tonight I got this "Hey, you wanna go back to my place and Fuk, Ill get a pizza" Seriously, people do you think this sh!t works?? Seriously. I think I have a stalker now...he wouldn't leave me alone the whole freaking night, he even left and came back...YUCK...get a clue.

[Scarface2883]

I've used one pickup line before, but I'm half joking when I say it and don't expect it to work. It's just for a laugh, but I say, "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock." It gets a laugh at least and that is what I want.

I don't think pickup lines are good though if someone is serious about picking someone up with them.

Btw, the line that guy gave you does not sound like a pickup line to me. It sounds weird though.

[Dark_Nothing]

hopefully most people use them to break the ice so to speak but yea lol theres some pretty lame/funny ones around

[paulpfiction]

im real bad with pickup lines...usually i write a note askin if they like me...with two boxes to check

#yes
or
#yes

[anb1683]

I've used one pickup line before, but I'm half joking when I say it and don't expect it to work. It's just for a laugh, but I say, "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock." It gets a laugh at least and that is what I want.

I don't think pickup lines are good though if someone is serious about picking someone up with them.

Btw, the line that guy gave you does not sound like a pickup line to me. It sounds weird though.


Uhh yeah, that's California for you weird...and no one has respect.


im real bad with pickup lines...usually i write a note askin if they like me...with two boxes to check

#yes
or
#yes


aww how sweet.

[Crestor]

i am 7 inches do you want to feel every one

[dr. hamstrung]

"if you dont go out with me ill kill myself"

it picks up nice girls

[bttrthnb4]

When i was single they woulda had me with the pizza

[anb1683]

When i was single they woulda had me with the pizza
I can't eat pizza...you offer me pizza and i get pissed off, even if you don't know that I live on chicken, veggies, tuna, egg whites, and oats, oh and fruit. LOL so its just like a huge turn off for me

[LadyLike]

I haven't heard a good yet, haha.

[Below 30]

The worst I've heard;
"Are those astronaut pants? Because your body is out of this world!"



You have ever heard or spit out....

tonight I got this "Hey, you wanna go back to my place and Fuk, Ill get a pizza" Seriously, people do you think this sh!t works?? Seriously. I think I have a stalker now...he wouldn't leave me alone the whole freaking night, he even left and came back...YUCK...get a clue.

If you were actually attracted to the man because you saw him before he approached you, that line would turn you off? This man actually laid out his intentions right away, he didn't play so called "Games".

So are you saying (for yourself) that you need a man to say a lot of other random thngs that have nothing to do with his intentions for you? Remember, this assuming that you find him sexually attractive -30-

[BuildKing]

You have cute eyes

Tnx

not!

[anb1683]

If you were actually attracted to the man because you saw him before he approached you, that line would turn you off? This man actually laid out his intentions right away, he didn't play so called "Games".

So are you saying (for yourself) that you need a man to say a lot of other random thngs that have nothing to do with his intentions for you? Remember, this assuming that you find him sexually attractive -30-

LOL Ok I would never allow anyone even if he was the hottest guy, even if he was my husband to talk to me like that, this guy was serious, and it was disrespectful and rude, and I deserve better. I don't need games, I dont need anything, but I do demand respect. I expect the truth, yes of course, but to say something like that to someone you don't even know, is just down right trashy in my opinion. I just wasn't raised to talk to people like that, or to let others talk to me like that. I don't dress like a whore, or act like a whore, I'm pretty mature for my age in the sense I carry myself well, I don't act like a stupid bimbo when I'm out and I know a lot of people and a lot of people know me, and I have a great reputation in the town I live in...and I just would never expect someone to talk to me that way. I understand, being out on the town and meeting new people, most are looking to meet someone to go home with and that's fine, and if thats what you want, do it with some class.

[limniade]

Amen. A guy who says something openly crude, trashy and totally inappropriate is, by definition, a loser. It helps us when a loser reveals himself right off the bat, so in that tiny and insignificant way, "honesty" (read: openly inappropriate behavior) is useful. But there are certainly enough guys out there who vote for dishonesty, and simply lie to women and prey on their emotions (sometimes putting in a really elaborate and time-consuming performance) in order to get laid.

However, if a woman does happen to fall victim to one of those guys, it is in no way a reflection on her. Manipulating and deceiving another person for personal gain (whatever the goal) is a truly antisocial and deviant act. It just so happens that there are an awful lot of guys out there who are truly ****ty people.

So, the bottom line is, don't act like an a**hole. If you have to act like an a**hole to get laid, the problem is with YOU, not with women. And if you happen to GET laid while being an a**hole, it doesn't mean we secretly want you to be one because that's what women really want in a man. It just means that you're an A**HOLE, and whoever you were targeting didn't realize it in time.

[icequeen]

My favorite line (that didnt work): "You're gorgeous, for a redhead."

My favorite line (that did): (upon opening the door) "Wow!" (and nothing else for about a minute)

[paulpfiction]

ever had your belly button cleaned from the inside?

haha

[anb1683]

A great comeback for a pick up line...

I already have one ******* in my pants, I don't need another one =)

Here's more:

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

[goddessamazon]

A great comeback for a pick up line...

I already have one ******* in my pants, I don't need another one =)

Here's more:

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?



LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sixzebra]

I hope i don't offend anyone as I don't mean to:

here's the worst:
Both of your parents must be retarded cause you sure are special.

i know, boo-hiss-boo.

[guest89]

<--- male opinion.


I think anyone that uses a pickup line is uncreative and lacks social skills. They deserve to get rejected hard.



im real bad with pickup lines...usually i write a note askin if they like me...with two boxes to check

#yes
or
#yes

Hahaha, thats pretty old school. Girls used to write notes like that when I was young. They'd have a friend deliver it over.

Has it ever worked?


It just screams insecurity but I guess you could get lucky with it.

[paulpfiction]

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Has it ever worked?


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does a one legged duck swim in a circle??!


hahah nah, im playin

[BuildKing]

A great comeback for a pick up line...

I already have one ******* in my pants, I don't need another one =)

Here's more:

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Those are funny :D

[user23960508710783]

A great comeback for a pick up line...

I already have one ******* in my pants, I don't need another one =)

Here's more:

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

The next time you wonder why some guy you are totally into is hesitant to make a move, ask yourself how many times you, or other women like you, have used one of these comebacks.

That's probably why.

[anb1683]

The next time you wonder why some guy you are totally into is hesitant to make a move, ask yourself how many times you, or other women like you, have used one of these comebacks.

That's probably why.
I don't say that stuff, are you kidding me...I posted that for pure humour...

[goddessamazon]

I don't say that stuff, are you kidding me...I posted that for pure humour...

And it was a hoot! I copied it and sent it to some of my female friends. :)

Very funny stuff!

[user23960508710783]

I don't say that stuff, are you kidding me...I posted that for pure humour...

glad to hear it

[Sable_Strenua]

I don't say that stuff, are you kidding me...I posted that for pure humour...

yeah it is a popular forward, i've seen it on some female forums and some of my friends have sent it to me before.

[Fallen_Horse]

I want to be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.

[paulpfiction]

u just blew my mind

[sportyhp]

"Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good."

[goddessamazon]

"Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good."

Ewwww! Yup! That is a bad pick up line.

I think we shoulld rate the worst that have been posted so far.

The top five. This one is rated 2 in my book.

[x3ashleyy]

A great comeback for a pick up line...

I already have one ******* in my pants, I don't need another one =)

Here's more:

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?


THOSE ARE GREATTT!

[Karsk]

"Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good."

Bwaheheh... I'm gonna use that one... y'know... next time I feel like drinking by myself.

[gogz]

worst pick up line:

"so, you're a girl huh?"

[extremeX75]

It is my extreme opinion that pickup lines only work in the movies and even then thats a rare occasion.

Just stick to what works...wait that sounds so retarted, what are you working for? If you wanna get laid just go buy it on the street alon with aids and at least that way you have a 100% success rate.

I on the other hand would do just what is right and a more natural.

-When I took this girl i really like out on Valentine's day she opened the door and I was just blown away. All I could say was wow, hugged her and then let her know that she looked absolutley beautiful. Now, I didnt get laid but whi gives a **** about that. If it happens it happens. No, the look on her face after I told her that and just that night in general (no sex) was one of the best nights of my life.


...Then the next night came... ;) hehe

[KennyK]

This one works

"I'll bang you, just don't tell anyone."

[ctgblue]

My favorite line (that did): (upon opening the door) "Wow!" (and nothing else for about a minute)

I know who blurted that one out from lack of inner monologue

[McBitt]

"your cute, like a hamster"

[Constantina]

"your cute, like a hamster"
omg there is light coming out of your pants

[Senor Awesome]

LOL Ok I would never allow anyone even if he was the hottest guy, even if he was my husband to talk to me like that, this guy was serious, and it was disrespectful and rude, and I deserve better. I don't need games, I dont need anything, but I do demand respect. I expect the truth, yes of course, but to say something like that to someone you don't even know, is just down right trashy in my opinion. I just wasn't raised to talk to people like that, or to let others talk to me like that. I don't dress like a whore, or act like a whore, I'm pretty mature for my age in the sense I carry myself well, I don't act like a stupid bimbo when I'm out and I know a lot of people and a lot of people know me, and I have a great reputation in the town I live in...and I just would never expect someone to talk to me that way. I understand, being out on the town and meeting new people, most are looking to meet someone to go home with and that's fine, and if thats what you want, do it with some class.

You sound quite together. That line is rather odd, and obviously not very effective. lol.

What would be the right way to approach you? doesn't have to be "seeking a relationship" or w/e

just askin' because you sound together, but kinda stand offish

[trainTilfailure]

how bout these?

excuse me miss but do you know where the closest bakery is?
cuz i want a cutie pie like you.

Boy: (ties girls shoes)
Girl:What are you doing?
Boy:Tying your shoe so you won't fall for anyone else.

[anb1683]

I'm not standoffish, I just don't play games...and the right way to approach me, is to just talk to me.

[Senor Awesome]

I'm not standoffish, I just don't play games...and the right way to approach me, is to just talk to me.

alright. just didn't want to take that the wrong way


how bout these?

excuse me miss but do you know where the closest bakery is?
cuz i want a cutie pie like you.

Boy: (ties girls shoes)
Girl:What are you doing?
Boy:Tying your shoe so you won't fall for anyone else.

It'd suck if you got kicked doing the shoe one

[anb1683]

alright. just didn't want to take that the wrong way


LOL was I sounding bitchy??

[highroad]

LOL was I sounding bitchy??

Of course you were...jks..kinda.

This line will get you a slap in the face.
"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

[lulublue]

boy - "would you like a wormdo?"
girl - "what's a wormdo?"
boy - "it wiggles along the ground"

or

"you don't sweat much for a fat chick"

[arobot]

There are 206 bones in your body.


WANT ANOTHER?




Not a good joke for bio/anatomy nerds who know better.

[anb1683]

Of course you were...jks..kinda.

This line will get you a slap in the face.
"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
Yeah yeah, I have those tendancies...LOL

I've heard that line before, not to me, but in a chain email thing. LOL I like it.

[DaCougarMech]

i once saw this on a youtube clip of a low budget sci fi movie

"so, how 'bout i take you home and......eat yo pussy?"

(serious)

[weetbix]

i once saw this on a youtube clip of a low budget sci fi movie

"so, how 'bout i take you home and......eat yo pussy?"

(serious)
Haha

[Mindi912]

Here's a new one to give you girls a laugh:

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!


HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

[RIKTER]

My opening line is usually something like....hey you, with the thong and thigh highs on, how much for a half and half, damn, all I got is fifty, then how bout just some head...as she walks me to a near by alley I usually ask if I can at least play with a titty while shes blowing me.... :)

Hows this one...walk up to a girl who has a cell phone and ask, hey can I borrow your cell phone real quick, before she even answers/responds, look into her eyes and say, because I promised my mom Id call her the moment I fell in love, and smile at the end...that **** is gold, Jerry, gold!! Or sometimes Ill walk up to a chick out of the blue and in my Seinfeld voice ask, whats the deal with ovaltine, I mean the mugs round, the jars round..they should call it roundtine... on a personal note, Im like 0-147 but I havent *tear runs down my cheek and a frog in my throat*... lost hope....

[claycat]

The worst one I had used on me was when I walked into a room, this guy looks at me and wipes his mouth off and says " sit down, I just cleaned a seat off for you"

[McBitt]

omg there is light coming out of your pants

I'm like E.T.
j/k

its my fleshlight!