***official Female Random Thread***

[Jon1989]

Let's get random.

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[KennyK]

Are you aware that living rooms bedrooms dinettes, oh yeah! You can find them at the market we talkin' bout flea market, Montgomery, Flea Market it's just like, it's just like a minimall. Ah yeah! Come shop with us, I say flea market, Motgomery, it's just like, it's just like a minimall! Hey Hey, you heard me. Come shop. Living rooms bedrooms dinettes. We got it. You need it. Come find it. It's just like, it's just like a minimall. Hey Hey. You heard me.come shop. I say fleamarket. Montgomery. It's just like. It's just like. A minimall! Hey Hey!
Living rooms bedrooms dinettes. Oh yeah! you can find them at the market. We talkin' bout flea market. Montgomery, Flea Market it's just like, it's just like a minimall! Hey Hey! Don't stop! Let's make it a dance! Come on now. To the left. To the right. Let's do this dance ya'll! To the left. To the right. Let's make this a dance! Fleamarket. Montgomery. It keeps you from jumin. It's just like. It's just like. A minimall!
Check it out now. Everybody. Like this now. Hey Hey! Flea market. Montgomery,it's just like, it's just like a minimall! Don't stop, let's dance. Flea market, Montgomery, it's just like, it's just like a minimall! Let's bring it on down now!

[Jon1989]

^ Lol Kenny man that was funny.... NOT! lol

[Procta]

I like pizza !

[anb1683]

I like pizza !
I will never eat pizza again after this last weekend.

[Jamie M]

I want candy. And chocolate.

[Jon1989]

I will never eat pizza again after this last weekend.

Alright you piqued my curiosity, what happened! :D lol

[Jon1989]

I want candy. And chocolate.

I can help you there. Oh wait remember.

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DON'T TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS!!!!

Sorry maybe some other time.

[Jamie M]

Are you aware of the effects of shaken baby syndrome?


Look it up on the internet. The commercial just told me to make sure I know that all are awarw of this problem.

[DonMegaR]

Are you aware that living rooms bedrooms dinettes, oh yeah! You can find them at the market we talkin' bout flea market, Montgomery, Flea Market it's just like, it's just like a minimall. Ah yeah! Come shop with us, I say flea market, Motgomery, it's just like, it's just like a minimall! Hey Hey, you heard me. Come shop. Living rooms bedrooms dinettes. We got it. You need it. Come find it. It's just like, it's just like a minimall. Hey Hey. You heard me.come shop. I say fleamarket. Montgomery. It's just like. It's just like. A minimall! Hey Hey!
Living rooms bedrooms dinettes. Oh yeah! you can find them at the market. We talkin' bout flea market. Montgomery, Flea Market it's just like, it's just like a minimall! Hey Hey! Don't stop! Let's make it a dance! Come on now. To the left. To the right. Let's do this dance ya'll! To the left. To the right. Let's make this a dance! Fleamarket. Montgomery. It keeps you from jumin. It's just like. It's just like. A minimall!
Check it out now. Everybody. Like this now. Hey Hey! Flea market. Montgomery,it's just like, it's just like a minimall! Don't stop, let's dance. Flea market, Montgomery, it's just like, it's just like a minimall! Let's bring it on down now!

[Jon1989]

Are you aware of the effects of shaken baby syndrome?


Look it up on the internet. The commercial just told me to make sure I know that all are awarw of this problem.

explains alot about why the way I act I'm sure.

[DonMegaR]

explains alot about why the way I act I'm sure.

wow strong English :)

[Jon1989]

wow strong English :)

lol

[anb1683]

Alright you piqued my curiosity, what happened! :D lol
Lets just say don't eat it on an empty stomach after drinking all day.

[Constantina]

wow strong English :)

My england is good and by the weather are becoming bester and bester :)

[Jon1989]

Lets just say don't eat it on an empty stomach after drinking all day.

ewwwww! lol

[anb1683]

ewwwww! lol
Oh you have no idea.

[LiftingIsLife]

Lets just say don't eat it on an empty stomach after drinking all day.

actually, the better idea would be NOT to drink all day on an EMPTY stomach.... then you could enjoy your pizza afterward:)

best,
~lifer

[Jon1989]

That's why I say don't drink. Never have, probably never will... Ok maybe I will once I join the Marines. I'll probably get messed up either way. lol

[anb1683]

I shouldn't have been doing either what so ever. I'm dissapointed in myself to stay away from all that for a long time :)
Live and learn

[DonMegaR]

That's why I say don't drink. Never have, probably never will... Ok maybe I will once I join the Marines. I'll probably get messed up either way. lol

marine corps math

q: if 300 marines will drink 6 beers each how many cases do you need to buy


































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[KennyK]

My england is good and by the weather are becoming bester and bester :)

I think it wold be unpossible for you to fail english.

[anb1683]

marine corps math

q: if 300 marines will drink 6 beers each how many cases do you need to buy


































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I have actually never seen a Marine just drink six beers...its more like sixteen LOL

[CoffeCanSlayer]

Lets just say don't eat it on an empty stomach after drinking all day.

I drank 9 beers yesterday, and I havent drank since new years (not a bog drinker, dads a drunk), and I was fishin in a little boat. When I went to get out, I hadnt stood up the whole time, so I couldnt really get a feel for how drunk I was. I fell in the lake, not fun.

[anb1683]

I drank 9 beers yesterday, and I havent drank since new years (not a bog drinker, dads a drunk), and I was fishin in a little boat. When I went to get out, I hadnt stood up the whole time, so I couldnt really get a feel for how drunk I was. I fell in the lake, not fun.
It's a little humbling I guess, to pretty much learn your lesson... Your dad too huh? Nice, I feel ya on that one.

[DonMegaR]

I have actually never seen a Marine just drink six beers...its more like sixteen LOL

7 grams of protein per beer.... 195lbs... that means i gotta drink 28 beers to hit my protein goal for the day...

[anb1683]

7 grams of protein per beer.... 195lbs... that means i gotta drink 28 beers to hit my protein goal for the day...
LOL that's what i'm talking about...I'd have to drink about 21 beers. I'd feel really full after that. I've actually stop the beer drinking and switched to vodka again...probably not one of my best moves.

[CoffeCanSlayer]

Well hes doing pretty good, only drinks every once in awhile, so not really bad at all. But it doesnt matter, if ya do it once out of treatment, your still back to square one. Ive had plenty of bad times drinking, ive got the gene, so I usually stay away from it.

[bttrthnb4]

my butt itches.

[Jamie M]

my butt itches.

TMI

[bttrthnb4]

TMI

ROFLCOPTER!!!

[MacGyverDel]

I will never eat pizza again after this last weekend.


I like pizza !

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[MacGyverDel]

Alright you piqued my curiosity, what happened! lol


Lets just say don't eat it on an empty stomach after drinking all day.

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:p

[MacGyverDel]

my butt itches.

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[bttrthnb4]

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Heh...I did. Wanna smell my finger?

AHHHHH! I KEED! I KEED!

When my grandma baked cakes she would occasionally tell us that it was all made from scratch...."I scratched mah butt before I made it"

Truly everything she made was totally from scratch....I sure do miss it.
But she fries everything too :(

[Jon1989]

Heh...I did. Wanna smell my finger?

AHHHHH! I KEED! I KEED!

When my grandma baked cakes she would occasionally tell us that it was all made from scratch...."I scratched mah butt before I made it"

Truly everything she made was totally from scratch....I sure do miss it.
But she fries everything too :(

...Well this is the random thread. As long as your butt is clean I say heck scratch away, anyways girls have nice looking butts than guys. Just saying..

[lulublue]

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[Constantina]

*jumps around Lulu like a little girl and after a while she turns serious again* I love engrish.com

Dont laugh in the classroom game.
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[Jon1989]

lol wow that's some funny stuff. You two chicks are weird yet good looking.... just saying.

[Jon1989]

Alright I'm getting some sleep. Goodnight all you beautiful women!!! :D lol Talk to you tomorrow... well later today. :)

[anb1683]

I really like purple cabage...I was just eating some and thought I'd share

[bttrthnb4]

I really like purple cabage...I was just eating some and thought I'd share

I ate some today with my salad. I think that's what gave me teh poots.

[Jamie M]

I had a nice big hamburger for lunch :D

[bttrthnb4]

I had a nice big hamburger for lunch :D

Negged.












NONO! I KEED! I KEED! :D

[Jamie M]

Negged.












NONO! I KEED! I KEED! :D

:p 810 > than 4??(don't know what your actual thing is :o)

[anb1683]

I ate some today with my salad. I think that's what gave me teh poots.
Does it do that? Cause that may make a lot of sense...?

[SexyChic]

LOL to the OP! Cute post :D

[bttrthnb4]

:p 810 > than 4??(don't know what your actual thing is :o)

Yeah, you know I would really put you in the red, LOL

I was only going to neg cause a friend sat across from me at lunch with a 2 inch thick hamburger steak covered in onions and peppers and ooooozing greasy goodness......


*whimper*

[Constantina]

Are you aware that i want a hamburger now ?

[anb1683]

I almost did a hamburger today...but that means fries, and that means not feeling hot, and that means leg day would suck. I literally had to talk myself out of it for an hour before lunch, and even on my drive to get something to eat. I hate food.

[lulublue]

I almost did a hamburger today...but that means fries, and that means not feeling hot, and that means leg day would suck. I literally had to talk myself out of it for an hour before lunch, and even on my drive to get something to eat. I hate food.

yeah its damn hard to do a burger without the fries
there's a place down the rd that does great chicken breast pita pockets with salad inside, they are great but they come with chips and i just always eat them all :(

Greek salad today for lunch yummy but no match for a burger

[Jamie M]

yeah its damn hard to do a burger without the fries
there's a place down the rd that does great chicken breast pita pockets with salad inside, they are great but they come with chips and i just always eat them all :(

Greek salad today for lunch yummy but no match for a burger

I had fries too...healthy ones I made from scratch (chopped a potato into slivers and baked them... :o)

[lulublue]

I had fries too...healthy ones I made from scratch (chopped a potato into slivers and baked them... :o)

Oooh yeah they are good
and baked sweet potato too
*drools*

[DonMegaR]

Bfast - Xtreme Formulations Ultra Peptide Vanilla....

Brunch - large can of tunafish and miracle whip plain no bread

lunch - large can of tunafish and miracle whip plain no bread

linner - Xtreme Formulations Ultra Peptide Vanilla....


yum?

[Procta]

I am tired and about to go to bed.

[MistyT]

That's why I say don't drink. Never have, probably never will... Ok maybe I will once I join the Marines. I'll probably get messed up either way. lol

Better watch out when ya join and turn 18! I have a weakness for Marines!

[anb1683]

Better watch out when ya join and turn 18! I have a weakness for Marines!
X2...I freaking love them.

[anb1683]

Bfast - Xtreme Formulations Ultra Peptide Vanilla....

Brunch - large can of tunafish and miracle whip plain no bread

lunch - large can of tunafish and miracle whip plain no bread

linner - Xtreme Formulations Ultra Peptide Vanilla....


yum?
gag on the miracle whip...Umm thats all you seriously eat?? Gosh I feel like a pig.

Meal 1: Four egg whites
3/4 oatmeal
1 Orange

meal 2: Protein Shake
Graprefruit

meal 3: Chicken breast
asparagus
small salad, no dressing, i use salsa

meal 4: tuna plain, drained out of can
green beans

meal 5: steak (filet)
yellow squash and a small salad

meal 6: protein shake. just plain with water and ice.

I drank a gallon of water today too...

I rarley eat red meat, well once a week, sometimes two. :) I use to eat it everyday LOL

[MistyT]

X2...I freaking love them.

Hehe...they are just so yummy! I love all military boys...but those Marines...they just have a special place in my heart ;)

[anb1683]

Hehe...they are just so yummy! I love all military boys...but those Marines...they just have a special place in my heart ;)
I feel the exact same way. Wow, we should be friends LOL

[Jon1989]

Better watch out when ya join and turn 18! I have a weakness for Marines!


X2...I freaking love them.

Hmmm, well I guess that's a plus for when I join and get my are kicked in. lol

[Jon1989]

wtf....

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=12498295

[CoffeCanSlayer]

"Tomorrow morning," the surgeon began,
"I'll open up your heart..."


"You'll find Jesus there," the boy
interrupted.


the surgeon looked up, annoyed "I'll
cut your heart open," he continued,
to see how much damage has been
done..."


"but when you open up my heart, you'll
find Jesus in there," said the boy.


The surgeon looked to the parents, who
Sat quietly. "When I see how much
damage has been done, I'll sew your
heart and chest back up, and I'll plan
what to do next."


"But you'll find Jesus in my heart. The
Bible says He lives there. The
hymns all say He lives there. You'll
find Him in my heart."

! The sur geon had ha d enou gh. "I'll tell
you what I'll find in your heart.
I'll find damaged muscle, low blood
supply, and weakened vessels.
And I'll find out if I can make you well."

"You'll find Jesus there too. He lives
there."

The surgeon left.

The surgeon sat in his office, recording his notes from the surgery,
"...damaged aorta, damaged pulmonary vein, widespread muscle
degeneration.
No hope for transplant, no hope for cure. Therapy:
painkillers and bed rest. Prognosis:
here he paused, "death within one year."


He stopped the recorder, but there was
more to be said. "Why?" he asked aloud.
"Why did You do this? You've put
him here; You've put him in this pain; and You've cursed him to an
early death. Why?"

The Lord answered and said, "The boy,
my lamb, was not meant for your
flock for long, for he is a part of My
flock, and will forever be.Here, in My flock, he will feel no pain, and will be com forted as you
cannot imagine.

His parents will one day join him here,
and they will know peace, and
My flock will continue to grow."

The surgeon's tears were hot, but his
anger was hotter. "You created that
boy, and You created that heart. He'll
be dead in months. Why?"

The Lord answered, "The boy, My lamb,
shall return to My flock, for He has
done his duty: I did not put My lamb
with your flock to lose him, but to retrieve another lost lamb."
The surgeon wept...

The surgeon sat
beside the boy's bed; the boy's
parents sat across from him. The boy awoke and whispered, "Did you cut
open
my heart?"

"Yes," said the surgeon.
"What did you find?" asked the boy.

"I found Jesus there," said the
surgeon.

/Teh end.

[bttrthnb4]

smallfry.......I'm almost crying...wowie.

[anb1683]

Danget...can you please warn us if your going to make us cry....geesh.
Thanks good story, i love that stuff :)

[CoffeCanSlayer]

Sorry, just a story I thought I would share. Dont know where it originally came from.

[anb1683]

Sorry, just a story I thought I would share. Dont know where it originally came from.
No it was good...I just get a little emotional with kids...even if it's just a story. I'm a wimp.

[bttrthnb4]

No it was good...I just get a little emotional with kids...even if it's just a story. I'm a wimp.

x2

*snifflesniffle*

[Jon1989]

Alright listen up peoples, I probably won't be on that much anymore, I'm going to try working out 2 hours every single day and besides, my parents are hiding the internet box, because well... uh... I have some well... porn issues. Anyways just wanted to let ya'll know. :D

[lulublue]

Alright listen up peoples, I probably won't be on that much anymore, I'm going to try working out 2 hours every single day and besides, my parents are hiding the internet box, because well... uh... I have some well... porn issues. Anyways just wanted to let ya'll know. :D

aw sweetie we'll miss you darlin :( make sure to drop by and say hi every once in a while

and as for the p0rn issues....
we know Jon, we know

[MetFan]

Dude that's bad. Parents finding out about porn issues. Wow tough one to get out of. i am sure we will see you soon though.

[MistyT]

Alright listen up peoples, I probably won't be on that much anymore, I'm going to try working out 2 hours every single day and besides, my parents are hiding the internet box, because well... uh... I have some well... porn issues. Anyways just wanted to let ya'll know. :D

I'll miss ya Jon!

[Jon1989]

aw sweetie we'll miss you darlin :( make sure to drop by and say hi every once in a while

and as for the p0rn issues....
we know Jon, we know
Oh heck yes whenever I can you know.

Dude that's bad. Parents finding out about porn issues. Wow tough one to get out of. i am sure we will see you soon though.
Yeah, bad thing was it was on my MP3 player and my mom watched all of them... :(

I'll miss ya Jon!

Same goes here, but I'll be on whenever I can. :D

[MetFan]

Oh heck yes whenever I can you know.

Yeah, bad thing was it was on my MP3 player and my mom watched all of them... :(


Same goes here, but I'll be on whenever I can. :D

Wow man at least if it was your pops he may have been pissed but gave you a pat knowing you are on the right side, but your Mom. I wouldn't be able to look her in the eye for awhile.

Props for admitting it though.

[Jon1989]

Wow man at least if it was your pops he may have been pissed but gave you a pat knowing you are on the right side, but your Mom. I wouldn't be able to look her in the eye for awhile.

Props for admitting it though.

lol yeah so now my parents want to kick me out, get rid of the computer and pretty much get rid of me. So... yeah, life kind of sucks right now and sucks even more not having a gf to go and be loved on, not sex, but heck you know what I mean. You can have a gf without getting in her.

[lulublue]

lol yeah so now my parents want to kick me out, get rid of the computer and pretty much get rid of me. So... yeah, life kind of sucks right now and sucks even more not having a gf to go and be loved on, not sex, but heck you know what I mean. You can have a gf without getting in her.

Just take it a day at a time love, you'll be ok, focus on your goal of enlisting too its a really worthwhile goal and will give you a chance to get out there and experience the world a bit.

you're 17 p0rn is absolutely natural and normal for you to be looking at so dont worry your mum will eventually get over it.

much love from the FemMisc x

[MetFan]

lol yeah so now my parents want to kick me out, get rid of the computer and pretty much get rid of me. So... yeah, life kind of sucks right now and sucks even more not having a gf to go and be loved on, not sex, but heck you know what I mean. You can have a gf without getting in her.

Don't worry jon, it will pass. Sucks you don't have someone to help you get through this and soon you won't have everyone in here either. it will get better. I don't know why your parents are stressing though. When I was your age I already had my girlfriends sleeping with me in my room, then again I have 3 brothers that broke the ice for me though. Raging hormones and lots of testosterone make for a deadly combo.Surprised you haven't drilled a hole in wall yet. JK

[MetFan]

Just take it a day at a time love, you'll be ok, focus on your goal of enlisting too its a really worthwhile goal and will give you a chance to get out there and experience the world a bit.

you're 17 p0rn is absolutely natural and normal for you to be looking at so dont worry your mum will eventually get over it.

much love from the FemMisc x

Agreed 100% it is normal and they will get over it. Join the marines and you will start living life and get a great education to boot.

[Jon1989]

Don't worry jon, it will pass. Sucks you don't have someone to help you get through this and soon you won't have everyone in here either. it will get better. I don't know why your parents are stressing though. When I was your age I already had my girlfriends sleeping with me in my room, then again I have 3 brothers that broke the ice for me though. Raging hormones and lots of testosterone make for a deadly combo.Surprised you haven't drilled a hole in wall yet. JK
I've punched a whole in the wall, but haven't "drilled" one. lol Thanks bro, you guys make me feel alot better anyways.

Just take it a day at a time love, you'll be ok, focus on your goal of enlisting too its a really worthwhile goal and will give you a chance to get out there and experience the world a bit.

you're 17 p0rn is absolutely natural and normal for you to be looking at so dont worry your mum will eventually get over it.

much love from the FemMisc x

Yeah, well I never got sex ed, because I was home schooled and I stumbled upon it at age 12 and from then on that's been my sex ed and it's actually pretty terrible to think that's what I think sex is, but no matter. Thanks though LuluBlue.


Alright all of you, I'm going to hit the sack, mentally and physically, so I guess I'll hit you up later. Goodnight peeps!!!

~Jon

[MistyT]

lol yeah so now my parents want to kick me out, get rid of the computer and pretty much get rid of me. So... yeah, life kind of sucks right now and sucks even more not having a gf to go and be loved on, not sex, but heck you know what I mean. You can have a gf without getting in her.

Don't worry hun, it will all pass!

If you were 18 and in PA i'd totally let you come stay here till things blew over!

[MetFan]

Don't worry hun, it will all pass!

If you were 18 and in PA i'd totally let you come stay here till things blew over!

Wow there's an invitation I wouldn't pass up. Jon start polishing your thumb!

[Jon1989]

Don't worry hun, it will all pass!

If you were 18 and in PA i'd totally let you come stay here till things blew over!
:D Wow, that's like the nicest thing I've heard in awhile. Thank you for the thought.

Wow there's an invitation I wouldn't pass up. Jon start polishing your thumb!

lol I've got to rerep you for that.

[MistyT]

Wow there's an invitation I wouldn't pass up. Jon start polishing your thumb!

Hehe

[MistyT]

[QUOTE=Jon1989;59547581]:D Wow, that's like the nicest thing I've heard in awhile. Thank you for the thought.
QUOTE]

Anything for a sweetheart such as yourself!

[MetFan]

See that Jon what are you talking about that you don't have a girlfriend, from what I see you get LOL in here, seems to me you have at least a few girls that like you. Man I wished that many women loved me.

[MistyT]

See that Jon what are you talking about that you don't have a girlfriend, from what I see you get LOL in here, seems to me you have at least a few girls that like you. Man I wished that many women loved me.

I love Jon, but don't worry I love ya too!

Besides...everyone in here already thinks we were getting dirty last night ;)

[MetFan]

I love Jon, but don't worry I love ya too!

Besides...everyone in here already thinks we were getting dirty last night ;)

Wow didn't know that. ****e your only 4 hrs away I coulda been there by mornin.

[MistyT]

Wow didn't know that. ****e your only 4 hrs away I coulda been there by mornin.

We gotta keep that in mind ;)

[lulublue]

Wow didn't know that. ****e your only 4 hrs away I coulda been there by mornin.


We gotta keep that in mind ;)

Aw you two would make the cutest little couple :p

[MetFan]

We gotta keep that in mind ;)

How far from Philly/Ptt are you? I've been to many hockey games in both cities. As a matter of fact I was just there in January when the Leafs played Pitt. Been to concerts there. I was even there for the World Series when you played Toronto. Used to know a guy on Flyers that's why we went down there so much.

[MetFan]

Aw you two would make the cutest little couple :p

Aw thanx.

[MistyT]

Aw you two would make the cutest little couple :p

Come on now! You mean the sexiest couple! ;)

[MistyT]

How far from Philly/Ptt are you? I've been to many hockey games in both cities. As a matter of fact I was just there in January when the Leafs played Pitt. Been to concerts there. I was even there for the World Series when you played Toronto. Used to know a guy on Flyers that's why we went down there so much.

During the summer I am about an hour from Philly, during the school year I actually live in center city. I go to school in Pilly

[MetFan]

During the summer I am about an hour from Philly, during the school year I actually live in center city. I go to school in Pilly

cool I love Philly. Pitts ah... the name says it all I guess. I am used to living in a clean city so Philly is more my style. What's your major?

[CoffeCanSlayer]

lol yeah so now my parents want to kick me out, get rid of the computer and pretty much get rid of me. So... yeah, life kind of sucks right now and sucks even more not having a gf to go and be loved on, not sex, but heck you know what I mean. You can have a gf without getting in her.

Know what you mean jon, just to have someone to be beside, support, and talk to whenever. Sex doesnt matter to me, its just a plus. Although since ive never had it before, I guess I wouldnt know. Hang in there big guy, I got caught once. I hid it in my duffle bad, who the hell uses it, well my lil cousins stayed over one night and well you get teh point. It was mom. They will be mad for a little bit, but hell bro, its just porn. They'll get over it. Peace bro.

[MistyT]

cool I love Philly. Pitts ah... the name says it all I guess. I am used to living in a clean city so Philly is more my style. What's your major?

Communications with a concentration in Public Relations. Thinking about adding on a minor in Spanish.

[MetFan]

Communications with a concentration in Public Relations. Thinking about adding on a minor in Spanish.

Good girl. Keep at it. Seems like you have communications down pat.

[MistyT]

Good girl. Keep at it. Seems like you have communications down pat.

What can I say...I'm a talker!

[MetFan]

Know what you mean jon, just to have someone to be beside, support, and talk to whenever. Sex doesnt matter to me, its just a plus. Although since ive never had it before, I guess I wouldnt know. Hang in there big guy, I got caught once. I hid it in my duffle bad, who the hell uses it, well my lil cousins stayed over one night and well you get teh point. It was mom. They will be mad for a little bit, but hell bro, its just porn. They'll get over it. Peace bro.

You know what guys, you have your head on straight. Sex does matter but not in times like this. Time and a place for sex, but when ****'s going down that is not going to make it go away. man I know guys my age and older that don't think like you. World would be a better place if more of you guys were around.

[MistyT]

Know what you mean jon, just to have someone to be beside, support, and talk to whenever. Sex doesnt matter to me, its just a plus. Although since ive never had it before, I guess I wouldnt know. Hang in there big guy, I got caught once. I hid it in my duffle bad, who the hell uses it, well my lil cousins stayed over one night and well you get teh point. It was mom. They will be mad for a little bit, but hell bro, its just porn. They'll get over it. Peace bro.

agreed! At least it was porn and not drugs!

[MetFan]

What can I say...I'm a talker!

So far as I can see you can back it up too.

[MetFan]

agreed! At least it was porn and not drugs!

Now that's a can of worms I don't want to open. i got busted many times when I was young. Glad I don;t do it anymore. But one time we were partying in a field and I was smashed, I think I was like 15 or 16 and my pops rolls up and I have a 40 of Jack in my hand and a cannon in my mouth. man that was serious ****, didn't see my boys for like a month.

[MistyT]

So far as I can see you can back it up too.

:D


GET READY GUYS AND GALS....I'm uploading my "official" spoon pic to my profile!

[CoffeCanSlayer]

You know what guys, you have your head on straight. Sex does matter but not in times like this. Time and a place for sex, but when ****'s going down that is not going to make it go away. man I know guys my age and older that don't think like you. World would be a better place if more of you guys were around.

Yeah, im a little different than your average 20 year old. Dont know why, its just how I am. Got made fun of it a lot, but I dont really care anymore because the ones that made fun of me then, im ahead of them now. Waiting for someone special, I think, will make it a whole lot better. Not that im saying not waiting is a bad thing, I would just rather wait for someone it will mean something with. Plus, ive got some confidence issues I think hurts me a little too.

[lulublue]

Now that's a can of worms I don't want to open. i got busted many times when I was young. Glad I don;t do it anymore. But one time we were partying in a field and I was smashed, I think I was like 15 or 16 and my pops rolls up and I have a 40 of Jack in my hand and a cannon in my mouth. man that was serious ****, didn't see my boys for like a month.

Fair enough you were punished but seriously it is the stuff we all do as kids/teenagers, you have to experiment in life to figure yourself out.

[MistyT]

Fair enough you were punished but seriously it is the stuff we all do as kids/teenagers, you have to experiment in life to figure yourself out.

x100

All the crazy crap I did has helped to shape the person I am today

[CoffeCanSlayer]

x100

All the crazy crap I did has helped to shape the person I am today

Yep, ive done quite a bit myself. In fact I dont even remeber teh whole last christmas break. Not a good idea to mix drugs. Although ive never been caught by teh police, ive had some bad reactions that ill never do again. So now ill be able to tell my kids what its like, and to stay away from them, from a first hand perspective. Of course thats not what I was thinking when I did them, obviously.

[MetFan]

Fair enough you were punished but seriously it is the stuff we all do as kids/teenagers, you have to experiment in life to figure yourself out.

I agree but I still feel bad about my pops seeing me like that. You know staggering to the car and the shame. i was so embarrassed. I didn't stop then but I never really got that messed up after that because of that day. I know I really let him down. i had acheived so much in school and sports that my Dad never thought I would be like that. So for sure I felt bad.

[MetFan]

Yep, ive done quite a bit myself. In fact I dont even remeber teh whole last christmas break. Not a good idea to mix drugs. Although ive never been caught by teh police, ive had some bad reactions that ill never do again. So now ill be able to tell my kids what its like, and to stay away from them, from a first hand perspective. Of course thats not what I was thinking when I did them, obviously.

No one thinks about it when they do them. It is only the strong that quit and move on to bigger and better things. you did the right thing and you are alot younger than I was when I quit. At one point taking over my life. See ya quit cold turkey and I never looked back.

[CoffeCanSlayer]

No one thinks about it when they do them. It is only the strong that quit and move on to bigger and better things. you did the right thing and you are alot younger than I was when I quit. At one point taking over my life. See ya quit cold turkey and I never looked back.

Thats what I did, although it was only the green. The others I just tried. Been about a month and a half for me, just got past the sleep sweats, man those sucked. Nothing like waking up at 4 am soaked thinking ya wet the bed. Anyway yeah, gave it up, sure do miss it. But I replaced with running, so when I have a craving, I run. Doesnt make ya wanna somke thats for sure.

[MistyT]

Thats what I did, although it was only the green. The others I just tried. Been about a month and a half for me, just got past the sleep sweats, man those sucked. Nothing like waking up at 4 am soaked thinking ya wet the bed. Anyway yeah, gave it up, sure do miss it. But I replaced with running, so when I have a craving, I run. Doesnt make ya wanna somke thats for sure.

Oh I know the feeling of those sleep sweats as well. I swear some nights I would have to change my pjs 3 or 4 times. Worst feeling in the world

[MetFan]

Thats what I did, although it was only the green. The others I just tried. Been about a month and a half for me, just got past the sleep sweats, man those sucked. Nothing like waking up at 4 am soaked thinking ya wet the bed. Anyway yeah, gave it up, sure do miss it. But I replaced with running, so when I have a craving, I run. Doesnt make ya wanna somke thats for sure.

I miss it too bro but you know what, 1 is too much and the rest is not enough, believe me I know I was doing worse than that, and I just said FU I am not doing it no more. Good for you on the running though, it cleans you out and you don't just sit there vegging.

[MetFan]

Oh I know the feeling of those sleep sweats as well. I swear some nights I would have to change my pjs 3 or 4 times. Worst feeling in the world

Went through it too for about a month, but I don't wear anything to bed so bed was really soaked.

[Jon1989]

Know what you mean jon, just to have someone to be beside, support, and talk to whenever. Sex doesnt matter to me, its just a plus. Although since ive never had it before, I guess I wouldnt know. Hang in there big guy, I got caught once. I hid it in my duffle bad, who the hell uses it, well my lil cousins stayed over one night and well you get teh point. It was mom. They will be mad for a little bit, but hell bro, its just porn. They'll get over it. Peace bro.

You mean I'm not the only dude who hasn't had sex yet? :D


agreed! At least it was porn and not drugs!

True, but I may be addicted.

[Constantina]

Look who is back :)

[MistyT]

Y
True, but I may be addicted.

It's a healthy addiction. Trust me, I have a nice collection myself :D

I'm happy to see your back!

[Jon1989]

Look who is back :)
he he, I told you I'd get on whenever I could. ;)

It's a healthy addiction. Trust me, I have a nice collection myself :D

I'm happy to see your back!

:O A girl has a porn collection! Wow I thought guys were the only ones! :D lol

[MistyT]

:O A girl has a porn collection! Wow I thought guys were the only ones! :D lol

Hey now...we got needs that need to be satisfied too ya know ;)

[Jon1989]

Hey now...we got needs that need to be satisfied too ya know ;)

Well yeah I guess so, but well I don't know. I just assumed every guy did it and chicks are like wtf guys are so pervy, we'd never do that crap. But lo and behold all the pretty girls on here sound like they do. Heck it's confusing. Did this paragraph even make sense now to you? lol

[MistyT]

Well yeah I guess so, but well I don't know. I just assumed every guy did it and chicks are like wtf guys are so pervy, we'd never do that crap. But lo and behold all the pretty girls on here sound like they do. Heck it's confusing. Did this paragraph even make sense now to you? lol

Haha...yes, it makes sense! But despite what many girls have lead you to believe, we too can be horn dogs!

[Jon1989]

Haha...yes, it makes sense! But despite what many girls have lead you to believe, we too can be horn dogs!

Did you just come up with that, or did you read under my username? ;) ha ha Heck I think I've been given one of the most raging hormones there is in that area. Ok maybe not the most, but heck it's alot stronger than anybody I've ever came across.

[Constantina]

But despite what many girls have lead you to believe
I liked that part

[MetFan]

but heck it's alot stronger than anybody I've ever came across.

I thought you haven't come across anyone yet. Is there something you are not telling us?

[Jon1989]

I liked that part

So your saying you lead guys on too?! lol




Oh no's Metfan! I'm just saying that none of my friends are like as horny as I am. Dude you don't know what it's like waking up at 3 in the morning and having a super hard one on. It's like, what the heck, it can happen while I'm sleeping? But no, nothing such as that. :D I told someone before, if a gay guy ever dropped his pants and wanted to do me, I'd rip that dang thing off him and than beat his nasty face in. :D Ooo, sorry about that ladies, but just me saying...

[MistyT]

Did you just come up with that, or did you read under my username? ;) ha ha Heck I think I've been given one of the most raging hormones there is in that area. Ok maybe not the most, but heck it's alot stronger than anybody I've ever came across.

Haha...i totally just pulled it out of my butt ;) Trust me, my hormones are totally raging as well. Always have been, hopefully always will be!


I liked that part
Haha! Thanks

[MistyT]

but heck it's alot stronger than anybody I've ever came across.

I thought you haven't come across anyone yet. Is there something you are not telling us?

BABY! I was wondering where you were tonight ;)

How is your porn stash....hehe....kidding!

[Jon1989]

Haha...i totally just pulled it out of my butt ;) Trust me, my hormones are totally raging as well. Always have been, hopefully always will be!

Well hopefully. I'll need a wife out there who's willing to put up with it. ha ha :)

[MetFan]

BABY! I was wondering where you were tonight ;)

How is your porn stash....hehe....kidding!

Not too much... some,but I prefer the real thing. Did the whole self serve thing too as a teen, doesn't do much for me now, unless someone is watching.

[Constantina]

So your saying you lead guys on too?! lol

Noooooooo.... i am an angel... (strong lie)

[MistyT]

Well hopefully. I'll need a wife out there who's willing to put up with it. ha ha :)
Come get me baby! (no pedo of course)


Not too much... some,but I prefer the real thing. Did the whole self serve thing too as a teen, doesn't do much for me now, unless someone is watching.
I think we all prefer the real thing, but honestly, sometimes it is fun to sit back and relax with a good "movie" to "enjoy"

[Jon1989]

Noooooooo.... i am an angel... (strong lie)

So basically what your saying is you look like and angel, but you act like a naughty devil am I correct? ;) lol

[MistyT]

Noooooooo.... i am an angel... (strong lie)

Haha...Way to go for admitting that! ;)

[Jon1989]

Come get me baby! (no pedo of course)

ha ha of course no pedo. I don't think any of you are Pedo's on here. :D So when, where and how? ;) ha ha

[MetFan]

Come get me baby! (no pedo of course)


I think we all prefer the real thing, but honestly, sometimes it is fun to sit back and relax with a good "movie" to "enjoy"

I agree totally. But being 34 and being active, i just wanna make someone howl as opposed to myself.

[MistyT]

ha ha of course no pedo. I don't think any of you are Pedo's on here. :D So when, where and how? ;) ha ha

Haha...when ya coming to visit ;)

[MetFan]

ha ha of course no pedo. I don't think any of you are Pedo's on here. :D So when, where and how? ;) ha ha

Jon you had a good chance a couple days ago. I told you to polish your thumb. **** I thought you were in Philly already. '''shakes head'''

[MistyT]

I agree totally. But being 34 and being active, i just wanna make someone howl as opposed to myself.

Not going to lie...that is a turn on :D

[Jon1989]

Jon you had a good chance a couple days ago. I told you to polish your thumb. **** I thought you were in Philly already. '''shakes head'''

yeah I was, but it was a family vacation so.... :D ha ha

I'd come to visit perhaps, but don't want to like freak her out you know. lol Perhaps when I'm 18 I'll have to make a road trip. :)

[MetFan]

Not going to lie...that is a turn on :D

Thanks, just the old dawg in me that says please others before you please yourself. That's my motto and it seems to work.

[Jon1989]

I vow that someday I will have the body that all the guys want and all the girls drool over just by looking at. That's what I will have someday and I know I will, because I've to two things to my advantage, I'm very determined and I'm also dedicated.

So you can all remember this little thing here and when I become the body that girls go rub and guys go that's what I want to be, just remember I told ya. :D ha ha

[Constantina]

ha ha of course no pedo. I don't think any of you are Pedo's on here. :D So when, where and how? ;) ha ha

That reminds me:

Q: A/S/L?
A: 22/Yes/Anywhere

[Jon1989]

Thanks, just the old dawg in me that says please others before you please yourself. That's my motto and it seems to work.

ha ha, you know I think it would be more enjoyable that way anyhow. First time I have sex that's what I've been planning on doing. I mean heck any guy can get his happy moment, but I want the woman to come first. No pun intended.

[MistyT]

yeah I was, but it was a family vacation so.... :D ha ha

I'd come to visit perhaps, but don't want to like freak her out you know. lol Perhaps when I'm 18 I'll have to make a road trip. :)

So when do you turn 18, and when is this road trip!


Thanks, just the old dawg in me that says please others before you please yourself. That's my motto and it seems to work.
come on now...you know your not THAT old ;)



I vow that someday I will have the body that all the guys want and all the girls drool over just by looking at. That's what I will have someday and I know I will, because I've to two things to my advantage, I'm very determined and I'm also dedicated.

So you can all remember this little thing here and when I become the body that girls go rub and guys go that's what I want to be, just remember I told ya. :D ha ha
babe, your body is already rockin!

[Jon1989]

That reminds me:

Q: A/S/L?
A: 22/Yes/Anywhere


ha ha 17:(/Oh course!/Wherever I can get to!

[MetFan]

I vow that someday I will have the body that all the guys want and all the girls drool over just by looking at. That's what I will have someday and I know I will, because I've to two things to my advantage, I'm very determined and I'm also dedicated.

So you can all remember this little thing here and when I become the body that girls go rub and guys go that's what I want to be, just remember I told ya. :D ha ha

I believe every word you just said. I had the same mentality when I was your age. But remember, we all believe in you, so don't forget all the good people that helped you get there.

[Jon1989]

So when do you turn 18, and when is this road trip!






babe, your body is already rockin!

Well thank you Misty. ;) I turn 18 in September. So yeah it's a little while, but heck I'd make a trip. :D

[MistyT]

Well thank you Misty. ;) I turn 18 in September. So yeah it's a little while, but heck I'd make a trip. :D

I'll be living in Philly then...I'll take ya to see the Liberty Bell. Consider it a field trip ;)

[MetFan]

I'll be living in Philly then...I'll take ya to see the Liberty Bell. Consider it a field trip ;)

Jon did you hear that. You are going to be hearing bells. Whoo hooo

[MetFan]

ha ha, you know I think it would be more enjoyable that way anyhow. First time I have sex that's what I've been planning on doing. I mean heck any guy can get his happy moment, but I want the woman to come first. No pun intended.

Guaranteed to work! Make sure you come up for air looking like a Krispy Kreme extra glazed, i am sure you will do fine.

[Jon1989]

I'll be living in Philly then...I'll take ya to see the Liberty Bell. Consider it a field trip ;)
Educational in many ways I'm sure. :D

Jon did you hear that. You are going to be hearing bells. Whoo hooo

Ha ha, dang this'll be fun.

[MistyT]

Jon did you hear that. You are going to be hearing bells. Whoo hooo

HAHA...you know, you are more than welcome to join us ;) The more the merrier!

[MetFan]

HAHA...you know, you are more than welcome to join us ;) The more the merrier!

Well thank you very much. I can hear Miss Liberty calling my name. Better run. JK

[Jon1989]

HAHA...you know, you are more than welcome to join us ;) The more the merrier!

:D Share? lol Bring a friend twice the fun, I bring my friends you bring your friends we can be friends HEY! I got super skills... lol Pitbull - Get Freaky.

[MistyT]

Guaranteed to work! Make sure you come up for air looking like a Krispy Kreme extra glazed, i am sure you will do fine.

Ugh...Why did you have to mention donuts?

[MetFan]

Ugh...Why did you have to mention donuts?

I am sorry but it just an expression I use.

[Jon1989]

Ugh...Why did you have to mention donuts?

All I got out of it was cream. What did you get out of it?


Alright nighty night, I gtg talk to ya'll later. Night Misty. ;)

[MetFan]

All I got out of it was cream. What did you get out of it?


Alright nighty night, I gtg talk to ya'll later. Night Misty. ;)

Never mind.

[MistyT]

I am sorry but it just an expression I use.
Hehe...forgiven


All I got out of it was cream. What did you get out of it?

A food that is on my banned list that I would LOVE to eat right now!

[MistyT]

Never mind.

No no...tell me!

[MetFan]

Hehe...forgiven


A food that is on my banned list that I would LOVE to eat right now!

Well it is a tasty treat south of the border, that if done correctly should result in one's face looking like a glazed donut. Sounds gross but tastes great and very low in cals.

[MistyT]

Well it is a tasty treat south of the border, that if done correctly should result in one's face looking like a glazed donut. Sounds gross but tastes great and very low in cals.

Can I taste it? ;)

[MetFan]

Can I taste it? ;)

You can have as much as you want.

[MetFan]

Well gotta run. Gonna get a good dose of the 3 b's tomorrow before getting back to the grind.(Beach,BBq and Beer) Looks like 12 hr shifts for me for the next month to catch up for shutting down 2 weeks. Sucks when i am the only one that does custom work, I get all the long hours, Gotta get me a real job someday and just work 8 hrs a day.

[MistyT]

Well gotta run. Gonna get a good dose of the 3 b's tomorrow before getting back to the grind.(Beach,BBq and Beer) Looks like 12 hr shifts for me for the next month to catch up for shutting down 2 weeks. Sucks when i am the only one that does custom work, I get all the long hours, Gotta get me a real job someday and just work 8 hrs a day.

Mr. In Demand!

[Jon1989]

:D Hello's.

[CoffeCanSlayer]

Big jon, what up?

[Jon1989]

Big jon, what up?

Hey Fry, not much. Just working my butt off and planning a party. We own a private beach on the St. Croix River here in Minnesota, been in the family forever, so I'm seeing what guys I can invite. :D

[CoffeCanSlayer]

Cool, cool. How your parents takin the whole shpeal? (sp)

[Jamie M]

lalalala

[Jon1989]

Cool, cool. How your parents takin the whole shpeal? (sp)
Oh alright, I still don't get internet like ever, but it's all good I guess you know. :D

lalalala

Hey Jamie, how's it doing. :D

[Jon1989]

This thread needed a revive. :)

[Jon1989]

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=7613059

[Jon1989]

Mmmm, ice cream

http://www.myxertones.com/tn/c/170327/big/