INSANEREACH
07-06-2007, 02:03 AM
My bitch-ass redneck mom left me wastin' my time in my High-Chair and I was thinkin' "Hey, I 'aint got no time for this **** - you gonna pay for messin' with da man..." Got my cool-assed designer Huggies on and some righteous Georgio Armani Talcum Powder between my ass-cheeks and I'm ready to cruise with my crew. 'Aint nobody mess where I toddle...step aside or I'll shove a Farleys Rusk up your lily white ass. Feelin' jacked up and ready for mom - it's payback time so when the 2-dollar whore picks me up, I throw down on the bitch. I pump up my toned and muscled head and bitch-slap her with two elastic streams of snot from my handsome nostrils.
The head-spaghetti splatters down on the bitches cheap clothes and I hear the screams. **** with the NastyToddler and you pay the price. There's gonna be a rumble in the creche tonite when I get my hands on that wall-eyed motherf***er who dissed my Thomas the Tank Engine Pyjamas before Nap-Time last week. I'm a natural born killin' machine and that piece of toe-cheese is gonna get his gums slammed outa his pointy-little head - a handful of Lego bricks in one of my deadly clenched fists, and the little dirtbags gonna be in a world of bleed.
I roll up to the door of "Little Cherubs Day Nursery" in my moms Ford Ka and I'm gettin' ready to offload my ****. No Nursery Assistant better stare me down else they gonna be deep-sixed in the Dressing-up toybox with wax crayons in their eye-sockets. I toddle in - pumped up and frosty and I see the chicken-**** sad-assed dirtbag...he's waddlin' over to me, tryin' to make me stop introducing him to the unstoppable power that is me....dumb****s gotta DairyLea Cheese Triangle in his pudgy mitt. Peace offerin' my ass!
I roll over him like a Tsunami of Superhuman Strength. He's eatin' Lego Bricks an' cryin' an' **** and I tell the Numb-nuts that next time he'll have an entire TellyTubby Jigsaw puzzle rammed up his chicken-**** ass if he so much as looks at me funny. I'm about to rip him a new ******* when the Redneck Nursery Assistant hauls me off him and parks my ass on the Naughty Chair. You just made a serious mistake, you ugly-assed Trailer Park dyke an' I'm plannin' my moves. You touched the Toddler, next time you'll be hangin' from my coatpeg in the hallway with a board round your raggy scrawny-assed neck sayin' *I messed with NastyToddler*
You see if I dont.
The head-spaghetti splatters down on the bitches cheap clothes and I hear the screams. **** with the NastyToddler and you pay the price. There's gonna be a rumble in the creche tonite when I get my hands on that wall-eyed motherf***er who dissed my Thomas the Tank Engine Pyjamas before Nap-Time last week. I'm a natural born killin' machine and that piece of toe-cheese is gonna get his gums slammed outa his pointy-little head - a handful of Lego bricks in one of my deadly clenched fists, and the little dirtbags gonna be in a world of bleed.
I roll up to the door of "Little Cherubs Day Nursery" in my moms Ford Ka and I'm gettin' ready to offload my ****. No Nursery Assistant better stare me down else they gonna be deep-sixed in the Dressing-up toybox with wax crayons in their eye-sockets. I toddle in - pumped up and frosty and I see the chicken-**** sad-assed dirtbag...he's waddlin' over to me, tryin' to make me stop introducing him to the unstoppable power that is me....dumb****s gotta DairyLea Cheese Triangle in his pudgy mitt. Peace offerin' my ass!
I roll over him like a Tsunami of Superhuman Strength. He's eatin' Lego Bricks an' cryin' an' **** and I tell the Numb-nuts that next time he'll have an entire TellyTubby Jigsaw puzzle rammed up his chicken-**** ass if he so much as looks at me funny. I'm about to rip him a new ******* when the Redneck Nursery Assistant hauls me off him and parks my ass on the Naughty Chair. You just made a serious mistake, you ugly-assed Trailer Park dyke an' I'm plannin' my moves. You touched the Toddler, next time you'll be hangin' from my coatpeg in the hallway with a board round your raggy scrawny-assed neck sayin' *I messed with NastyToddler*
You see if I dont.