View Full Version : This girl I'm doin likes to be pounded in the ass and i'm not enjoying it at all
lifter405
05-23-2002, 12:39 AM
All right so this dirty little chick I'm screwin likes me to **** her in the ass, right. I am being serious now even though it might be funny. She says she has better orgasms in the ass. But I am hatin it, yeah it feels just fine but I think I don't like it because it makes me think I'm ****in a guy. And I guess you could say I 'm kind of a homophob. So when I'm doin it I pull her hair really hard and smack her ass really, really, really hard. I am talkin like leavin welts hard. But I think she likes it. I thought that smackin and pullin her hair would make her want to quit doing it. I've never told her that I disliked it because i didn't want to hurt her feelings. If she asks me why I am smackin her so hard I am just going to tell her that it turns me on so much that i feel like it, in hopes that she would not like getting smacked and want to quit doin it. But it hasn't happened. Oh and worst of all, now she wants me to do her in the ass without a condom, but that is ****in nasty. I will smash some pussy without a condom but **** doin that **** in the ass. What the hell should I do? Should I just keep abusin her or what? Later bros and gals.
BigAssDeltoids
05-23-2002, 02:08 AM
hit her in the back of the head as hard as you can while your ****ing her....when she passes out, just pull your dick out...when she comes to, tell her she was enjoying herself soo much she went into an uncontrollable orgasm and hit her head on the wall or something :D
StraightPlaya
05-23-2002, 02:37 AM
Suprisingly you havent been swarmed with just tell her how you feel posts......I understand your situation to a point....
Ask her how much she likes it, if its her fav position etc....or if you already know, don't waste the time....But Your f***in her in the ass, so you can't really feel uncomfortable with her, so if you don't know what she likes/dislikes the most, then ask.
Sometimes you got to sacrafice, or maybe she could just be doing it cause she thinks you'll like it....But If shes a good b***h, then suck it up and do it. But if your just doin it too bone her, then there are several other females for you.
But if shes a solid all around cook/clean every once in a while, communicate and take places type girl, then just do what you think you need to to keep her around. Cuase if thats what she likes, she'll get it somewhere else either now or later down the road bro.
So do what you've got to do. And there is nothing gay about doing a girl like that.....One more thing.....make sure she likes it when you beat her ass before you do it again bro, lol.....Good luck.
rottie
05-23-2002, 04:24 AM
Buy the girl a vibrator or a dildo, then you can get your pussay, and slam her in the browneye with the toy at the same time. She will LOVE it, and your outta the butt porkin business.
I would just like to say that ALOT of guys would envy your position. Most girls dont like being hit in the dumper. And doing a girl in the ass is FAR from being gay.
wabney
05-23-2002, 07:33 AM
Dude
WTF
Send me her Number ! ! ! !
i mary the bitch
roglmfao
rottie
05-23-2002, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by wabney
Dude
WTF
Send me her Number ! ! ! !
i mary the bitch
roglmfao
HAHA :D
LethalGunz34
05-23-2002, 09:47 AM
Hey bro, grab a baseball bat and when you're giving it to her in the ass just hit her ass cheek with the bat so hard that it leaves a big red mark.
BLACK TANG
05-23-2002, 10:54 AM
I personally think your a lucky SOB. After getting used to her ass for so long her poon is gonna feel loose as all hell.
cramron
05-23-2002, 11:57 AM
and girls think we are sick, they are the ones who are sick, were just more open about being sick, u know when u ask a girl if she masturbaites and she says no? that means that she does it when she wakes up and before she goes to bed
The Conqueror
05-23-2002, 01:36 PM
......He only WISHES that his girl (probably in reality his dog) would take it in the ass......hell, maybe he's the one that likes it in the ass.......I don't know but I don't know many REAL men that would see strectin' the ole back forty as a problem.
lifter405
05-23-2002, 02:37 PM
hey straight playa, thanks for the reply. I am not really very serious with this girl. And yes she likes it in the ass the best because she says she has better orgasms there. I was suprised at the opinions on this board, most of my friends think it's nasty too, except a couple. The only reason i keep her around is because shes fine, and she'll suck your d*ck for like 2 hours. She is the biggest freak i have ever met. SHe is the first older girl I have been with, I am 20 and she is 32. But she looks damn good, better than most high school chicks. anyway thanks guys.
Gizmo
05-23-2002, 03:29 PM
ASS****ING RULES!@(GIRLS THAT IS)
GIZ
hardknuckle
05-23-2002, 03:33 PM
I honestly love having anal with girls. I think it is a very effective form of birth control and very exciting. The thing I like most about it is the control aspect. When you have a girl from that position you feel like king of the world. Ron Jeremy may have some competiton, I will be the next Doctor Proctor.
Juggalo
05-23-2002, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by lifter405
hey straight playa, thanks for the reply. I am not really very serious with this girl. And yes she likes it in the ass the best because she says she has better orgasms there. I was suprised at the opinions on this board, most of my friends think it's nasty too, except a couple. The only reason i keep her around is because shes fine, and she'll suck your d*ck for like 2 hours. She is the biggest freak i have ever met. SHe is the first older girl I have been with, I am 20 and she is 32. But she looks damn good, better than most high school chicks. anyway thanks guys.
32?? Well, you sure sucked the fun outta that one. I was thinking 17, maybe 18. She probably likes being fukked in the ass because her pussy is loose. Try fisting her at the same time.
wabney
05-24-2002, 07:29 PM
Hey Bro
Either that or her daddy's been phuckin her in the ass since she was a little kid and she thinks that's the way it supposed to be.
Either way,,, like I said
I'D MARRY THE BITCH ! ! ! !!
lol
littlerocker87
05-24-2002, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by wabney
Dude
WTF
Send me her Number ! ! ! !
i mary the bitch
roglmfao
i'm totally agreeing
ex_banana-eater
05-25-2002, 12:10 AM
squeeze her nipples and yell out a different girls name, and enjoy the sensation as she trys to buck you off
adrenalin18stud
05-25-2002, 12:29 PM
i'd love to bang some nice round ass anyday.....you lucky man as hell!!
notadog
05-25-2002, 12:46 PM
Try differant positions, girl on top, lying side ways, girl on back,
many position that you can hit the a** withput bending her over prison style. as long as she is disease free i would slip it in without a condom just have her suck it clean when your done
or finnish in her mouth, i wouldnt get into hitting you might start getting off and the next girl the one that wants your babeis wont like it
YellowJacket
05-26-2002, 11:40 AM
Just donkey punch her, she'll never want it in the ass again.
SnakeHips
05-26-2002, 02:34 PM
Get her to suck your cock off after your done screwing without a dome on and see if she agrees to that...****in go for it, but don't kiss her after!!!!!!!!
wabney
05-26-2002, 05:55 PM
You kiss, lick, phuck ,suck , dogpound that bitch until your phuckin
eyes pop out of your phuckin head ! ! ! !
Then drag that ho to the nearest church and phuck her in the ass while she is saying "I DO"
Then contiue to dog that muthaphucka for years...
SHE WILL LOVE YOU TO DEATH...
And you will be a happy man ! ! ! ! ! !
LOL
crowie
05-27-2002, 06:22 AM
i that was me i would keep ****ing her in her ass as hard as i could for as long as she wants it
The Iron Lord
05-27-2002, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by crowie
i that was me i would keep ****ing her in her ass as hard as i could for as long as she wants it
Twice a day on Saturday!!
Lonny
06-03-2002, 02:10 PM
Next time your ****ing her in the ass, pull out and spit on her back.
When she turns around, blow it in her face.
Or blow your load on her back and spit in her face.
Either way is effective.
wabney
06-03-2002, 02:29 PM
[Next time your ****ing her in the ass, pull out and spit on her back.
When she turns around, blow it in her face.
Or blow your load on her back and spit in her face. }
Dude you win!!!!!
Thats some funny ****
ROGLMAO
Gwave65
06-03-2002, 05:59 PM
yall got me cryin man! Dude, you need to pull together your manhood and realize there aint nothin gay about poundin that B in the pooper. I try it all the time w/ zero success. Enjoy that shiznit while you can! Peace out.
petefox
06-04-2002, 01:48 PM
As I've always said, "If there's grass on the field, play ball.. If the lawn is trimmed, go play in the mud!!"
LMAO!!
The Conqueror
06-04-2002, 02:32 PM
ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!
STOP! IT HURT'S!!!!!!
devman27
06-04-2002, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by petefox
As I've always said, "If there's grass on the field, play ball.. If the lawn is trimmed, go play in the mud!!"
LMAO!!
HAHA. Couldn't be anymore true.
RETARDED_MORON
11-17-2004, 09:20 AM
u dont want to hurt her too much though
once she contracts her sphincter muscles you're finished
who moans about gettin too much anal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get real and **** it, lots
exhortae
11-17-2004, 10:06 AM
I smell bul**** (pun intended)
montecarlo
11-17-2004, 10:14 AM
Piitv
LoveThyPain
11-17-2004, 11:28 AM
Piitv
LOL
Kovalchuk
11-18-2004, 05:02 PM
that chick seems like shes been shocked a few too many times man... old bf had 3 in to pooper and two in the wethole or something.. anyways ur not gonna find too many chicks around who love it in the ass 24/7... take advantage while you can... and dont worry about poo-cock, thats why ur house has a shower in it!!! Keep pounding her and slappin that ass, clearly your in control so fu*k her however you damn well want too!!!
And once ur done send that loose ass towards me
1ne
AzBadass
11-18-2004, 05:22 PM
Bang her in the vagina. Then put it in her ass deep and let one rip. Make her suck it afterward. :SHOOTs:.
ChrisPaul
05-24-2009, 04:10 PM
wat
skier_
05-24-2009, 04:11 PM
Do you not like doggy style or anything like that either?
Harloe
05-24-2009, 04:12 PM
She wants you in her ass.
Your slapping her & pulling her hair.
You cannot hurt this chicks cannot get hurt.
Tell her straight up, be a man and say no thanks
HumptyBrahh
05-24-2009, 04:15 PM
All right so this dirty little chick I'm screwin likes me to **** her in the ass, right. I am being serious now even though it might be funny. She says she has better orgasms in the ass. But I am hatin it, yeah it feels just fine but I think I don't like it because it makes me think I'm ****in a guy. And I guess you could say I 'm kind of a homophob. So when I'm doin it I pull her hair really hard and smack her ass really, really, really hard. I am talkin like leavin welts hard. But I think she likes it. I thought that smackin and pullin her hair would make her want to quit doing it. I've never told her that I disliked it because i didn't want to hurt her feelings. If she asks me why I am smackin her so hard I am just going to tell her that it turns me on so much that i feel like it, in hopes that she would not like getting smacked and want to quit doin it. But it hasn't happened. Oh and worst of all, now she wants me to do her in the ass without a condom, but that is ****in nasty. I will smash some pussy without a condom but **** doin that **** in the ass. What the hell should I do? Should I just keep abusin her or what? Later bros and gals.
Non-women-understanding OP is non-women understanding.
Jacked_J
05-24-2009, 04:16 PM
Get her to suck your dick after you **** her raw in the anal.
Tell her you like it.
Maybe she will do it because she doesn't want to hurt your feelings too.
momo5
05-24-2009, 05:01 PM
All right so this dirty little chick I'm screwin likes me to **** her in the ass, right. I am being serious now even though it might be funny. She says she has better orgasms in the ass. But I am hatin it, yeah it feels just fine but I think I don't like it because it makes me think I'm ****in a guy. And I guess you could say I 'm kind of a homophob. So when I'm doin it I pull her hair really hard and smack her ass really, really, really hard. I am talkin like leavin welts hard. But I think she likes it. I thought that smackin and pullin her hair would make her want to quit doing it. I've never told her that I disliked it because i didn't want to hurt her feelings. If she asks me why I am smackin her so hard I am just going to tell her that it turns me on so much that i feel like it, in hopes that she would not like getting smacked and want to quit doin it. But it hasn't happened. Oh and worst of all, now she wants me to do her in the ass without a condom, but that is ****in nasty. I will smash some pussy without a condom but **** doin that **** in the ass. What the hell should I do? Should I just keep abusin her or what? Later bros and gals.
find a new girl dumb ass stop trying to brag about finding a girl who loves it in the butt negged.
CLB23
05-24-2009, 07:05 PM
this thread is from ****in 2002 why would any post in this lol
starting-big
05-24-2009, 07:10 PM
PIITB
Oh wait already are. keep up the good work some guys would kill to be u
momo5
05-24-2009, 07:13 PM
how the **** did chris paul find this what a loser browsing that far back.
batmanman
05-24-2009, 07:30 PM
one of my ex girlfriends liked when I smacked her ass really hard that it would like move her body
Big B Bro
05-24-2009, 08:01 PM
I lol'd pretty hard.
tallthing
05-24-2009, 09:41 PM
dude im posting this **** on omegle and seeing what ppl say.
so far 1 helped.
many disconected (funny thing is, they read first, then disconnect.)
a cuople said im a sick/nasty C**T..
it bring the lulz.
deathdroprob
05-24-2009, 11:59 PM
this thread is from ****in 2002 why would any post in this lol
this hahaha, people are posting answers/advice for OP who probably hasnt been on this site since 2003 hahahaha
mikray
01-18-2010, 02:04 PM
All right so this dirty little chick I'm screwin likes me to **** her in the ass, right. I am being serious now even though it might be funny. She says she has better orgasms in the ass. But I am hatin it, yeah it feels just fine but I think I don't like it because it makes me think I'm ****in a guy. And I guess you could say I 'm kind of a homophob. So when I'm doin it I pull her hair really hard and smack her ass really, really, really hard. I am talkin like leavin welts hard. But I think she likes it. I thought that smackin and pullin her hair would make her want to quit doing it. I've never told her that I disliked it because i didn't want to hurt her feelings. If she asks me why I am smackin her so hard I am just going to tell her that it turns me on so much that i feel like it, in hopes that she would not like getting smacked and want to quit doin it. But it hasn't happened. Oh and worst of all, now she wants me to do her in the ass without a condom, but that is ****in nasty. I will smash some pussy without a condom but **** doin that **** in the ass. What the hell should I do? Should I just keep abusin her or what? Later bros and gals. give her a donkey punch!!