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SamanthaGAOS

03-15-2007, 10:56 AM

Hello. My name is Samantha and I'm Montana Mike's girlfriend. He's been cajoling me (along with Hibiscus09) to begin a fitness journal here, so I'm going to give it a try.

I don't know that I'll be able to post every day, but I will try to keep up with this journal as much as possible.

I have a variety of interests which include hiking, rock climbing, and horseback riding. I've been thrown and lately am just a little bit leery of the horses. Horses know when you're skittish! I also like goats and Mike's goat, Butch, was one of the first things that endeared Mike to me. Butch is a naughty goat, however! He likes to eat shoes and panties!! It took me forever to wear thong panties, but now I quite like them. They're expensive and if I leave them lying around Mike's house, Butch will just gobble them up! I can't just let anyone eat my panties. Anyway, I need to just hush my mouth and get back to my interests.

Sometimes I like to jog a little bit. There's a huge St. Patrick's Day celebration here in Butte and I like to participate in the Duggan Dolan Blarney Stone Fun Run:

http://goldwest.visitmt.com/listings/12049.htm

Butte celebrates St. Patrick's Day for weeks and although it is fun, I'm usually happy when it's over. I get tired of being pinched if I'm not wearing green. I wear green thongs (not the same one!) for the entire month of March and try to leave some of it peeping out of my jeans, but still -- I get pinched. I don't know why.

I've never lifted weights. I'm a pretty strong woman from hiking, climbing and tending goats. Mike thinks lifting a bit might help me with my climbing, so we'll see.

Mike is going to set up a plan for me. I believe his plan is I'll be lifting three days a week. We'll see about that.

I can't think of anything else to say. I know that nutrition is important, but to be honest, I don't watch what I eat a whole lot. My bodyfat is apparently low. I had it checked recently per Mike's advice. I wish he had told me it involved pinching. It's 14% and I eat all sort of delicious things. I'm especially fond of chocolate mousse and raw oysters. I have to start my day with hot chocolate with marshmallows. I guess I just won't worry too much about that right now.

It is very nice to meet each and every one of you.

batteryrequired

03-15-2007, 11:08 AM

Oh my!!! I think shes gonna fit right in with this crowd! :D

Welcome to the forum Samantha. Its a bunch of fun in here and from the sounds of it, we need to get that goat, Butch signed up in here too! lol Have fun and keep Mike in line over there! :D

justtryn

03-15-2007, 11:32 AM

Welcome, Samantha! There were those of us who thought Butch WAS MM's girlfriend! LOL! But now, we have a whole new perspective on Butch... and yes, batts is right, you're going to fit in fine here! :D WELCOME!

Hibiscus09

03-15-2007, 11:49 AM

Hi Samantha! I'm so happy you've started a journal. I'm sure you'll love lifting weights!

Lucky you -- getting to eat what you want and still have low bodyfat!! I have to fight like crazy for mine. :(

I love St. Patrick's Day! It sounds like you guys really do it up in Butte!

Geez -- Butch sounds like our dog, Nicky! He's notorious for eating Britt's thongs! LOL

Good luck to you! Can't wait to hear about your first workout! When are you starting?

emmie

03-15-2007, 12:54 PM

I can't just let anyone eat my panties. Hah!!! You sound like you're a fun girl - welcome to journaling! :D

- Emma

Original Poster

03-15-2007, 01:41 PM

Hi Samantha Mike told us all about you at shot night in Columbus.
Glad you decided to join us.
From the sound of it you'll fit in great here.
Many of us are like you and live life to enjoy it.
Make sure you keep Mieky in line and don't let Butch ruin too many of your panties or thong underwear. LOL

You eat pretty much whatever you want ans stay 14% BF :eek:
Don't tell to many people here that....psssssssssssst.....especially most of the women. Hell, don't tell me that.....I fight like hell to get or stay leaner. :mad:

Good luck on your St. Patties day run, I am sure you'll do fine.

So tell us, how did you and Mr. Personality meet ?
All he would say was it was a funny story, that we'd have to ask you about it.

So tell us ! :)

Seriously welcome to our looney bin :)

StlBarbie

03-15-2007, 02:23 PM

Hi Sam ... after all that MM told us about you on Saturday night ...
I feel like I already know you!!! :)

So glad to have you journaling with us!!! :)

The Blarney Stone Run sounds like a BLAST!!!
I am sure you will do GREAT!!!
MM says that you are QUITE THE WOMAN .....and you must be to keep up with him!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D

Look forward to following your journey!!!

jmc53

03-15-2007, 03:18 PM

Hi Samantha, welcome to journaling.
Nice photo - my partner and I breed paint horses, but I leave the riding to her :)

BigBT

03-15-2007, 06:52 PM

It took me forever to wear thong panties, but now I quite like them. They're expensive and if I leave them lying around Mike's house, Butch will just gobble them up!

Reason number 37 on my list for not owning a goat! :)
Welcome to the forums.

Tifflex

03-15-2007, 07:25 PM

Welcome Samantha!

montanamike

03-16-2007, 05:42 AM

SamanthaGAOS

03-16-2007, 06:27 AM

Welcome Samantha!

Thank you.

Reason number 37 on my list for not owning a goat! :)
Welcome to the forums.

Hello Big. Goats can do so many things. Have you ever seen the movie, "Everything you wanted to know about Sex (but were afraid to ask)?" Why is your name Big?

[Oh dear. Upon further recollection, I believe it may have been a sheep in the movie. Pardon me.]

Hi Samantha, welcome to journaling.
Nice photo - my partner and I breed paint horses, but I leave the riding to her

Hello jmc53. I may become more of a lover of horses at a distance. :) Paint horses make me think of Bonanza and Little Joe.

Hi Sam ... after all that MM told us about you on Saturday night ...
I feel like I already know you!!! :)

So glad to have you journaling with us!!!

The Blarney Stone Run sounds like a BLAST!!!
I am sure you will do GREAT!!!
MM says that you are QUITE THE WOMAN .....and you must be to keep up with him!!!!!!!!!

Look forward to following your journey!!!

Hello powells2. I have heard many things about you. I hope to one day be able to have as many shots as you and stay conscious. Did you decide whether you can be my weightlifting mentor or not? I know you are a busy woman.

Hi Samantha Mike told us all about you at shot night in Columbus.
Glad you decided to join us.
From the sound of it you'll fit in great here.
Many of us are like you and live life to enjoy it.
Make sure you keep Mieky in line and don't let Butch ruin too many of your panties or thong underwear. LOL

You eat pretty much whatever you want ans stay 14% BF :eek:
Don't tell to many people here that....psssssssssssst.....especially most of the women. Hell, don't tell me that.....I fight like hell to get or stay leaner. :mad:

Good luck on your St. Patties day run, I am sure you'll do fine.

So tell us, how did you and Mr. Personality meet ?
All he would say was it was a funny story, that we'd have to ask you about it.

So tell us !

Seriously welcome to our looney bin

Hello, Mr. Chi_town. I see you have chi in your user name. Do you like acupuncture? I've heard it is useful in regulating chi. Is there a town you can go to where many people practice regulating their chi?

Oh, my. I do not think I can share the story of how Mike and I met on the Internet. :eek:

Hah!!! You sound like you're a fun girl - welcome to journaling!

- Emma

Thank you, Emma. I have an aunt named Emma.

Hi!

Poor Butch.....

Poor Butch! Butch is one happy goat. Eating thong panties seems to act like antidepressants in his system. He grins all the time.

Hi Samantha! I'm so happy you've started a journal. I'm sure you'll love lifting weights!

Lucky you -- getting to eat what you want and still have low bodyfat!! I have to fight like crazy for mine.

I love St. Patrick's Day! It sounds like you guys really do it up in Butte!

Geez -- Butch sounds like our dog, Nicky! He's notorious for eating Britt's thongs! LOL

Good luck to you! Can't wait to hear about your first workout! When are you starting?

I may start Monday. I've been very busy with the goats. I have to shop this weekend at Victoria's Secret. I may order some goat repellant spray from the Internet. I know farmers use the droppings of goats for this purpose, but I do not think Mike would want me to do that in this case.

Welcome, Samantha! There were those of us who thought Butch WAS MM's girlfriend! LOL! But now, we have a whole new perspective on Butch... and yes, batts is right, you're going to fit in fine here! WELCOME!

Oh, my. I guess some of you have seen the Woody Allen movie.

[Edit again. See further recollection edit above.]

Oh my!!! I think shes gonna fit right in with this crowd!

Welcome to the forum Samantha. Its a bunch of fun in here and from the sounds of it, we need to get that goat, Butch signed up in here too! lol Have fun and keep Mike in line over there!

Thank you. Butch cannot type. If I put panties on the keyboard, he may be able to type characters with his nose and teeth, but I'm not sure it would come out as words, but perhaps. . . Now, wouldn't that be something? We could make a lot of money if Butch could do that.

Hello, Mike my love. Let's not tell everyone about the pickle thing. Please. I can't wait to run with you. I will go slow. Please let's not share the Butch, other goats and meeting each other story. Not everyone is as goat friendly as we are.

I will see all of you on Monday. Mike has been teaching me some basic lifting exercises and I will try to be a good student.

dbear

03-16-2007, 06:35 AM

Best of luck on your fitness journey.
I have never been to Montana, but hear it is beautiful. What's it like living there? I often think of retiring to an area such as Montana, somewhat secluded and serene. I'm just not sure how my wife would handle the isolation. My guess is NOT VERY WELL!!!

jspirate

03-16-2007, 06:38 AM

Welcome!

Come to this house
Be one of us.
Make this your house
Be one of us.

- The Who

Although I am not a huge Who fan, this song popped into my head when thinking of welcoming you :)

Hibiscus09

03-16-2007, 12:46 PM

I can't wait to see what you think after Monday's workout! Have fun at Victoria's Secret this weekend!! I wouldn't try putting goat droppings on your new panties!! :eek: :D

StlBarbie

03-16-2007, 12:49 PM

Samantha ...
Trust me, any drinking stories told by MM are purely fictional ...
there is NO WAY HE CAN REMEMBER ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!;) :D

Have a GREAT WEEKEND ... Enjoy your WO ...
and HAPPY VS SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

emmie

03-16-2007, 02:55 PM

Please let's not share the Butch, other goats and meeting each other story. Not everyone is as goat friendly as we are.
I think I want to hear this!! :D I love goat cheese - does that make me "goat-friendly"??

Original Poster

03-16-2007, 04:07 PM

Please let's not share the Butch, other goats and meeting each other story. Not everyone is as goat friendly as we are.

Wait a minute here. You can share Butch eating your panties and thongs but how you two met and why Mike calles you Pickles is TMI ?

Most of us are very goat friendly here. LMAO

Enjoy your run tomorrow with Mike and make sure to get something nic at VS.

tatdawg

03-16-2007, 04:43 PM

welcome to the insanity that is journal world.

Original Poster

03-16-2007, 05:02 PM

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w132/chi_town_65/Arnold%20Pics%202007/MontanaMikeforButch2.jpg

tatdawg

03-16-2007, 05:55 PM

i was going to say if i was a goat why i woulddddd ahh nevermind.
dang ol lucky goat. :D

GREENFEATHER

03-16-2007, 07:20 PM

Mike did talk a lot about you Samantha. Welcome to our looney bin.:D

Original Poster

03-16-2007, 07:37 PM

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In celebration of tomorrow's holiday. :)

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montanamike

03-20-2007, 04:32 AM

Good Morning Pickels. :)

I thought Sam would have posted by now about her lifting session and our Blarney run.

She did fabulous lifting this weekend.
I started her out on some basic movements.
She's doing a full body routine until she gets into a grove.
Once she get's in that grove and trust me she'll get there, the woman does everything at 1000%, I'll move her to a 3 or 4 day workout split.

Our Blarney run was so much fun. I'll let Sam give you all the details, but I will let you all know I finished and did a good job keeping up with her. On a few of the last hills she was poking fun at me, but in the end she was very proud of how I did. :)

Sam,
Have a fabulous day Darling !

oh and don't forget to tell everyone what happened with your green thong. :eek:

SamanthaGAOS

03-20-2007, 04:15 PM

Hello Mike. I am still very upset about that thong business. Fortunately, I did not have to visit the doctor and it happened after the run.

Hello everyone. Thank you so much for the very warm welcome. A girl from Butte needs some warmth. :)

I was wearing jeans and one of my green thongs for St. Patrick's day. The thong was peeping out of the top, as usual, to avoid my getting pinched. Well, Butch did a first! He tried to eat the green thong while I was wearing it! The little turd bit me. Butch is on restriction right now and in the barn. I don't want to sound ornery, but it may end up being me or the goat! I am now putting Neosporin on my backside.

The run was a very fine time. I ran backwards a lot of the time so Mike could keep up. I thought Butch had him in shape, but oh my goodness. I am very proud he crossed the finish line. Whether he would or not was in question at certain times during the race.

There is nothing like St. Patrick's Day in Butte, Montana. What a lively time we had. I had six green beers, corned beef and cabbage, some tasty apple mash and two scones. Later, I had a mint mud slide. My head hurt a bit, but it was worth it.

The weight lifting thing is demanding so far. My muscles are very tender. Mike said he wanted to work my full body and I wasn't quite sure what he meant by that. He's a lustful man. He assured me that we would take care of his lusts later, so I concentrated on lifting weights.

I can't remember the names of what we did, so Mike will have to help with that if he wants you to know.

Thank you for reading my post.

Do you think it would help if I bought Butch his own thongs? Perhaps he wouldn't be so interested in mine if he had some of his own.

Original Poster

03-22-2007, 04:38 AM

Butch tried to eat the thong with you in it ? :eek:

LMOA at you running backwards and Mikey struggling to keep up.
Surely all that running he claims to have done with Butch has to have him in decent running shape?

Your St. Patrick's Day sounds as if you two really had a nice time.
Very Cool !

Congrats on getting into a lifting regiment.
You will not be sorry, as it is so important as we age to try and hold on to our muscle for so many reasons. Right now you seem to still have a high motabolism. But something tells me that is both genetics and how active you are. Mike went on for a while at the Arnold about how you do so many outdoor activites especially once the weather gets nicer.

So you are really going to have him rock climb ?
The stories from this will surely be hilarious. Just make sure the brother stays safe and does not fall off the mountain. :eek:

montanamike

03-22-2007, 05:18 AM

Yes Chi, actualy Butch did try to do that and he nibbles her in the process.

Pickle's I had so much fun on our run and lunch afterwards.
You DID NOT run backwards that much. Quit making out to be this out of shape goofball. :mad: You ran like a gazell like usual. Your cardio capacity is amazing and many days I am in awe of that.

You are doing great with your lifting Pickles.
After only 2 workouts you really seem to be getting in a grove.
I am so proud of you.

Butch is sending you something at work today to try and make up for his nibbling accident. Hopefully you will not have to workk late an you can join us for our run tonight?

Have a great day Darling!

GREENFEATHER

03-22-2007, 01:22 PM

Come out, come out where ever you are!!

Hibiscus09

03-22-2007, 03:50 PM

LMAO, Samantha! :D I've had my butt bitten, but never by a goat!! :) I'm so sorry that happened. LOL Sorry, I can't stop laughing. How's your butt-e (get it?) doing now?

Ummm, and I don't think it will help to buy Butch thongs. Keep him in the barn!

Great job (to both you and Mike) for finishing the run. St. Patrick's Day in Butte sounds like a blast. Wow on what you ate! I sure hope you enjoyed it! If I drank six beers, I'd pass out. :p

I'm glad your first weight training session went well. Weren't you going to be on a Monday/Wednesday/Friday schedule? How did Wednesday's workout go?

SamanthaGAOS

03-22-2007, 04:26 PM

LMOA at you running backwards and Mikey struggling to keep up.
Surely all that running he claims to have done with Butch has to have him in decent running shape?

I was just joshing. Mikey is in great shape. I'll be glad to elaborate if you desire. ;)

Mike went on for a while at the Arnold about how you do so many outdoor activites especially once the weather gets nicer.

There's a popular saying that there are four seasons in Butte: winter, winter, winter and winter. I don't know why they say that as we get pretty decent weather from April through September or October. Mike and I will have a lot of time for outdoor fun.

So you are really going to have him rock climb ?
The stories from this will surely be hilarious. Just make sure the brother stays safe and does not fall off the mountain.

I may have to take him to a psychologist first. He seems to be a little shakey with heights.

I would never let my Mike fall off a mountain.

Pickle's I had so much fun on our run and lunch afterwards.

Me too, Mike. I think I ate more than you did! You're usually the one who does such a wonderful job of eating. ;)

You DID NOT run backwards that much. Quit making out to be this out of shape goofball. :mad: You ran like a gazell like usual. Your cardio capacity is amazing and many days I am in awe of that.

Thank you, Mike. I try to stay in shape for you know what.

You are doing great with your lifting Pickles.
After only 2 workouts you really seem to be getting in a grove.
I am so proud of you.

You mean groove, right Mike? I can't make the tree connection. Anyway, thank you. I think. I'm still sore. A massage is in order.

Butch is sending you something at work today to try and make up for his nibbling accident. Hopefully you will not have to workk late an you can join us for our run tonight?

I loved the roses. Please do tell Butch! I did have to work late as one of the goats got away and I felt like I climbed halfway up the Highland mountains to find the little booger. There's nothing like hiking up the mountainside for exercise.

I hope you had a great day, darling. I'll be over shortly. ;)

Come out, come out where ever you are!!

Hello Mr. Rob. I had naughty thoughts when I read your post. :)

LMAO, Samantha! :D I've had my butt bitten, but never by a goat!! I'm so sorry that happened. LOL Sorry, I can't stop laughing. How's your butt-e (get it?) doing now?

Who bit your butt, Hibiscus09? I like your butt-e joke. I think I will start calling myself Butt-e Girl as a nickname.

Ummm, and I don't think it will help to buy Butch thongs. Keep him in the barn!

That sweet goat sent me flowers today. I have to let him back in the house.

I'm glad your first weight training session went well. Weren't you going to be on a Monday/Wednesday/Friday schedule? How did Wednesday's workout go?

Yesterday's workout went well, but I have never been so sore in my life. Mike says I'm strong, but I guess I'm working muscles in new ways because they certainly are sore. I'm going to soak in Epsom Salts tonight and hopefully Mike will give me a nice massage with oils.

Thank you for reading my post.

StlBarbie

03-22-2007, 06:25 PM

Happy Thursday Sam!!!
How are you doing today??
I was so sorry to read of all the difficulties you had with MM and Butchie in MM's thread .. :eek: .. happily, it looks as if all has been resolved .....:)
Don't you just relish the MAKEUP????? ;) :p

Your run sounds awesome!!
The lifting routine looks like it is moving along nicely!!
How bad has the DOMS been???
I suggest you use them as an excuse for a rubdown ... ;)

Did you get the thong replaced yet??
A girl can never have too many thongs .................. :D

Have a great night Sam!!!

Original Poster

03-23-2007, 04:32 AM

TGIF Butt-e Girl ;)

montanamike

03-27-2007, 04:59 AM

Good morning!

I hope you are feeling better today darling?

Everyone, Sam over did it a bit on friday's workout. She got overly excited and when I wasn't looking grabbed 35 lb db's to do flys with. She hurt her shoulder a bit from trying to get them into place. She had to take some Aleve all weekend and hopefully is getting better. I had her skip yesterday's workout just to be safe. She is a strong little bugger, but sometimes can be a bit too anxious on things. I'll have to keep a better eye on her in the gym.

Call me at lunchtime today Pickles ;)

Original Poster

03-27-2007, 05:16 AM

Samantha,
Heal up quickly?
I hope you learned a valuable lesson?
Don't over do it. You are new at the lifting game, take it nice, slow and easy. ;)

SamanthaGAOS

03-27-2007, 09:01 AM

This site is having technical difficulties.

Happy Thursday Sam!!!
How are you doing today??
I was so sorry to read of all the difficulties you had with MM and Butchie in MM's thread .. :eek: .. happily, it looks as if all has been resolved .....
Don't you just relish the MAKEUP?????

Your run sounds awesome!!
The lifting routine looks like it is moving along nicely!!
How bad has the DOMS been???
I suggest you use them as an excuse for a rubdown ...

Did you get the thong replaced yet??
A girl can never have too many thongs .................. :D

Have a great night Sam!!!

Hello Ms. Barb. I am sorry it has taken a while for me to respond. Goat herding is a busy profession. I'm thinking of purchasing a lap top computer so I can post while herding.

I have been somewhat sore from the gym and had a mishap during my last workout. I need no excuses to get a rub down. Mike is a lustful man. I think he should become a gigolo.

I have 45 green thongs. I have not replaced the thong yet, but I do miss it dearly. I have an extra bedroom in my house which I have converted into a closet. It is like my own personal thong emporium. I believe I may hold the Ripley's Believe It or Not record for number of thongs owned. I wonder if they have that category? I will contact them.

TGIF Butt-e Girl ;)

I am hesitant to respond to you due to the nature of your PMs and posts in my bodyspace. Mike says you are okay, he thinks, but for me not to worry as he will keep an eye on you. He is very good with a bow and arrow.

Good morning!

I hope you are feeling better today darling?

Everyone, Sam over did it a bit on friday's workout. She got overly excited and when I wasn't looking grabbed 35 lb db's to do flys with. She hurt her shoulder a bit from trying to get them into place. She had to take some Aleve all weekend and hopefully is getting better. I had her skip yesterday's workout just to be safe. She is a strong little bugger, but sometimes can be a bit too anxious on things. I'll have to keep a better eye on her in the gym.

Call me at lunchtime today Pickles ;)

I feel okay today. I have taken Advil -- not Aleve -- and rubbed myself down with some homemade hemp balm. I also took some other healing measures, but should not post about illegal substances. I don't understand why there is still a battle going on over legalization.

You were not forthright in your post regarding the cause of my injury. Who wouldn't get overly excited when getting their thong strap popped mid-set? You really need to control those lustful urges. I need to focus when lifting weights.

You certainly do not need to keep a closer eye on me than you're already doing. It's a wonder you haven't poked your eye out.

Samantha,
Heal up quickly?
I hope you learned a valuable lesson?
Don't over do it. You are new at the lifting game, take it nice, slow and easy. ;)

I have learned a valuable lesson Mr. Chi_town. I will no longer wear thongs when lifting weights with Mike.

It is a bit rainy today.

I must say I am envious when people on this site post about spring weather. Mike, I think we need to go on a cruise. I would like to go somewhere where it is acceptable to wear a thong bikini please.

Mike, I enjoyed our romantic dinner at the Uptown Grill. I loved the escargot appetizer and the artichoke ravioli was wonderful. You knew I could not resist the chocolate mousse as it is scrumptious. We need to limit ourselves to two bottles of wine, as we should not overdo it so much.

You do not need to leave me anymore text messages about thigh high stockings. I know you liked them. You've told me 100 times. I will not wear them while goat herding. You can forget that, Mister.

A very good friend of mine received roses recently. I would like some roses.

Hello everyone. Thank you for reading my post.

Hibiscus09

03-27-2007, 01:25 PM

Hi Samantha! I'm so sorry you tweaked your shoulder! No fun. :( Tell Mike not to play around while you're lifting heavy weights.

LOL @ 45 green thongs! Really? I need to go count. I'm not sure if I own 45 thongs all together. :D

Dinner sounds yummy! :)

We were in Nice, France once and the women only wore bottoms and no tops and there were plenty of thongs running around. Maybe you guys should visit there. :p

I'm sorry your weather is still chilly. We have definitely entered into spring here!

Take care and keep lifting!

Original Poster

03-27-2007, 06:04 PM

Sam, I can assure you my nature and intentions are truely honorable.....no matter what Mikey tells you. He and I are now brothers in Crown Royal......how dare he question me, or make you question my intnetions. LOL
As afar as M&M keeping an eye on me, well I noticed he sort of gets a lazy eye when he drinks, so if we get him drunk :eek: ;) ;)

You don't seriously hav a room full of thongs, do you ?
And what is it you do for a living Sam ? You don't really heard goats ?
That has to be a joke.....or no ? I know Mike can drink but you mean to tell me after he was out with onemoretry, he took you out for dinner and you two put down more then two bottles of wine ? OMG.........Are all ppeople in the Butte area Lushes ?

I don't believe your version of how you got injured. Sounds fishy to me and I think Mike is telling the truth and you are fibbing a bit. Watch it, I don't want to have to ban you for false posting. ;)

Seriously Sam it's good to have you and Mike here. You guys bring new life and representation to a Montana in a fun and friendly way.

Enjoy Hump Day tomorrow, but please don't tell us any more about how romantic Mike is.

I hoipe your shoulder heals quickly. Are you two planning on working out together tommorrow ?

montanamike

03-29-2007, 04:57 AM

Chi I do not have a lazy eye. I think you were so drunk you thought I did.
Watch it with my GF pal, remember I am an avid hunter. :)

You are correct Pete, my version of Sam's accident is the correct one. :D

Sam had a great WO yesterday actually. She seems to recover really quickly and I guess her injury was more superficial then anything. She's amazing in the gym for someone who has never lifted regularly before. I really want her to do a figure show but she seems reluctant to consider it. Maybe some of you can help me convince her? She's in great shape and has an AMAZING body. A bit of conditioning and she'd be ready for the stage. I wish I could say that about myself, but I can't :(

Happy Thursday Darling :)
Oh and sweetie, please stop telling all these people about your bedroom apparell.

Hugs and Kisses

Original Poster

03-30-2007, 05:19 PM

Sam we need an update on your training.
Come on girl get with the program here. LOL

Have a good weekend and remember you and Mike are suppose to limit your wine drinking to two bottles. :eek:

montanamike

04-02-2007, 04:33 AM

Sam should post here later today.
She is kicking some major bootay in the gym.
Now if I could just get her to tweak her diet a bit, I am sure she could be in comp shape to do a figure show by late summer. The woman is a human garbage can and can eat pretty much anything and not gain fat. :eek: I wish I had some of her genetics.

Happy Monday Pickles! :)

Original Poster

04-04-2007, 04:45 AM

Where you been Sam ?
Hope all is ok with you and Mikey?

SamanthaGAOS

04-08-2007, 08:58 PM

Hello Mr. Chi_town. My goodness, I like your new avi. I'm in a trance.

*30 minutes later*

Hello Mike. I'm so sorry I haven't been posting, sweetums. I get so tired herding and working out and the other stuff we do. . . and do. . . and do. :)

I don't want to tweak my diet. I'm at 14% eating chocolate mousse and drinking and consuming everything else I eat and drink. Why should I shoot for lower? I don't want to compete. I like to eat! :) Food is wonderful -- you know -- think of the whipped cream & chocolate syrup. . . ;)

I have enjoyed the lifting! Hello everyone. I am doing so well with the lifting. I think I've surprised Mike with my strength. I'll keep doing this lifting thing. I think it is making me look better in my thongs. Do you Mike?

I hope you all have been doing well. I can only find so much time to post. I trust you have all had a nice Easter Sunday.

I have greatly enjoyed some Easter chocolates in the form of five Cadbury eggs. They made my stomach ache a bit. I also enjoyed the package of Peeps, jelly bellies and miniature Reeses cups. I had at least 10 miniature Reeses cups todays. My stomach hurts a bit. Mike -- thank you for the basket. You are my special sunshine. :)

Thank you for reading my post.

Original Poster

04-09-2007, 05:14 AM

**Chi blushes**

Thanks for the compliment Sam. ;)

I am glad to here you and Mikey had a nice Holiday.
It's also great that you are doing so well with your trianing and getting so strong. I am sure you can surprise Mike with your strength in an Indian Leg Wrestling match or something. :p

Sam you should seriously consider training for a show. If you can eat all the stuff you listed and stay 14%BF imagine what you could achieve. Many people here (including myself) would kill to have your motabolism.

Have a great week Samantha !

GREENFEATHER

04-09-2007, 06:27 PM

I think M *might* have 45 thongs, dunno, she does have a drawer full of drawers though! :D :p

Go easy on that shoulder, they aren't easy to rehab, just ask M! :mad:

montanamike

04-11-2007, 05:37 AM

Sam, Mike and I are going out Sat...To uhh train..Yes that's it! Can you make sure he has plenty of one dollar bills before he leaves?

Honey don't believe this poster child for birth control.
You know you give me all the Lap Dancing I'll ever need.

Bro,
I might have to cancel.
Sam and I might be going out Saturday if she can get off work early enough.

montanamike

04-12-2007, 05:25 AM

Sam is doing great in the gym.
She's been really busy at work with all the goats and that's why she has not posted much. They had a new group come in and she has to proces them all and help keep the peace while they all get aquainted.

Good Morning Darling !

Hibiscus09

04-12-2007, 05:38 AM

But I cashed my check and got it all in ones :mad:

LMAO! You guys are insane!! :p

Hi Samantha!! I hope you're doing well. I'm sorry the new goats are giving you a fit!

I'm so jealous of your Easter chocolate fest!!

montanamike

04-16-2007, 04:33 AM

Good Morning MY LOVE !

montanamike

04-20-2007, 05:08 AM

Good Morning Pickels!

Get you patootie in here and update your journal once in a while, would ya. :mad:

You have to tell everyone what you think about Salt and Pepper. ;)

SamanthaGAOS

04-20-2007, 05:48 AM

Hello everyone. Oh my. It has been a while since I've visited.

**Chi blushes**

Thanks for the compliment Sam.

I am glad to here you and Mikey had a nice Holiday.
It's also great that you are doing so well with your trianing and getting so strong. I am sure you can surprise Mike with your strength in an Indian Leg Wrestling match or something.

Sam you should seriously consider training for a show. If you can eat all the stuff you listed and stay 14%BF imagine what you could achieve. Many people here (including myself) would kill to have your motabolism.

Have a great week Samantha !

Thank you, Mr. Chi_town. What is this Indian leg wrestling?

I found this photo:

http://ejmas.com/jalt/punjab/Legtear.jpg

:eek:

But, also found:

http://www.gameskidsplay.net/games/strength_games/indian_wrestling.htm

I'm confused.

I even found:

http://www.oddjack.com/gambling/images/stacy_legs.jpg

when I googled "Indian Leg Wrestling" -- what does this have to do with it?

Dear me.

I think M *might* have 45 thongs, dunno, she does have a drawer full of drawers though!

Oh my. A fellow thong lover. Tell Ms "M" I will have to shop with her one day. By the way, is she related to "M" in the James Bond movies?

Sam, Mike and I are going out Sat...To uhh train..Yes that's it! Can you make sure he has plenty of one dollar bills before he leaves?

I missed this post. I apologize for not providing the one dollar bills. I hope you found some and put them to good use. Why do you need one dollar bills to train? :)

Honey don't believe this poster child for birth control.
You know you give me all the Lap Dancing I'll ever need.

Bro,
I might have to cancel.
Sam and I might be going out Saturday if she can get off work early enough.

Oh -- my memory fails me. So, did you train, get a lap dance or go to dinner with me?

But I cashed my check and got it all in ones :mad:

Wow. And you still needed more? You are an amazing man, onemoretry.

Sam is doing great in the gym.
She's been really busy at work with all the goats and that's why she has not posted much. They had a new group come in and she has to proces them all and help keep the peace while they all get aquainted.

Good Morning Darling !

Good Morning, my sweet darling.

LMAO! You guys are insane!! :p

Hi Samantha!! I hope you're doing well. I'm sorry the new goats are giving you a fit!

I'm so jealous of your Easter chocolate fest!!

Hello Ms. Hibiscus09. I hope you had some nice chocolate for Easter.

Good Morning MY LOVE !

Good morning my sweet love.

Good Morning Pickels!

Get you patootie in here and update your journal once in a while, would ya. :mad:

You have to tell everyone what you think about Salt and Pepper. ;)

Good morning again. I missed a lot of good mornings here.

I love Salt and Pepper.

Everyone, Salt and Pepper are my new goats. They are Kinder goats (pronounced with a short "i" sound, as in the German word for children). Kinders are a new breed (started about 20 years ago) and are somewhere between the size of Pigmy and Nubian goats. They require a lot of attention, so I have not been working out quite as much as Mike seems to think. I'm so busy babying these new goats!

Kinder goats produce delicious milk. I plan to make some yogurt soon. Something I really like about Salt and Pepper is that they have easy to grip teats. It makes milking a pleasant task.

Butch is slightly jealous of the new goats. I'm glad he's distracted by them as he seems to be less interested in my thong panties lately. Now, if I could just get Mike to stop borrowing them. I don't know what he does with them! It's a frightening thought.

I hope you have all been doing well.

My bodyfat has dropped 1%. When it warms up here I may wear only my thong to herd the goats once I get up on the mountain a ways. It's very freeing.

Thank you for reading my post.

montanamike

04-23-2007, 04:53 AM

Good Morning Darling!
Congrats on the 1% BF drop.
You look amazing with or without your clothes on. ;)

Thanks so much for that wonderful dinner last night.
I think we should have skipped the desert you made us, but it sure was tastey. :p

montanamike

05-02-2007, 05:12 AM

Fear the Tot!

NEVER !!!

Sam wanted me to let you all know she is doing fine but really busy with work lately. She's still lifting with me but it's been a bit spuratic with both of us being so busy.

montanamike

05-07-2007, 04:55 AM

Darling,
It's time you get your Patootie in here and start posting again. :mad:

Daimozz

05-07-2007, 04:58 AM

gratz on the bodyfat......and thanks for sharing about ur wonderful goats.......so when do we get samples of the goat milk??!

Nikonguy

05-07-2007, 06:11 AM

SSSSSHHHHH....don't tell the other journalers, but this one is my favorite! :D

SamanthaGAOS

05-08-2007, 04:46 AM

Good Morning Darling!
Congrats on the 1% BF drop.
You look amazing with or without your clothes on. ;)

I feel better out of them. We should start a nudist colony in Butte. Everyone seems to really enjoy Naked Day at Crested Butte in Colorado. Perhaps we could start our own Naked Colony here. What fun is one day?

Thanks so much for that wonderful dinner last night.
I think we should have skipped the desert you made us, but it sure was tastey. :p

As were other things. . .

Fear the Tot!

http://phrogger.com/swirlogirl/images/tater_tots.jpg

NEVER !!!

Sam wanted me to let you all know she is doing fine but really busy with work lately. She's still lifting with me but it's been a bit spuratic with both of us being so busy.

Goats can keep a woman busy. That doesn't sound right. :eek: I have not been "getting busy" with the goats.

Darling,
It's time you get your Patootie in here and start posting again. :mad:

Oh my. That turned me on.

gratz on the bodyfat......and thanks for sharing about ur wonderful goats.......so when do we get samples of the goat milk??!

Do you live nearby? Do you mind squeezing teats?

http://www.wikihow.com/Milk-a-Goat-by-Hand

SSSSSHHHHH....don't tell the other journalers, but this one is my favorite! :D

Thank you, my dear. Oh my. I'm afraid I do not dedicate enough time to it to have a fan club.

Hello everyone. It is very beautiful in Butte today. The high is excpected to be in the upper 70s. It is still a bit chillier on the mountainside, but perhaps I can sneak up there and sunbathe a bit in my thong. I will not report my exact whereabouts here. That would not be very smart of me. I would take my thong off, but Mike likes the tan lines. :) I hope he doesn't bring that pesky Butch around while I'm in my thong.

I have been lifting weights sporadically, but still see benefits from adding weightlifting to my life. I am tighter and slightly leaner and have some extra curves of muscularity. I notice this especially on my butt-e (tee hee!) and like what I see.

I hope all of you have been faring well.

I am trying to talk Mike into taking a vacation with me. I would love to go somewhere tropical and show off my new muscularity.

I would love to go to:

http://www.nevisisland.com/Introduction.htm

and stay here:

http://www.nevisisland.com/HurricaneCove.htm

I have nothing much to say other than what I've said. I thought it would be nice to visit everyone.

Thank you for reading my post.

Original Poster

05-08-2007, 05:17 AM

Do you mind squeezing teats?

:eek: I don't mind. ROFLMAO

batteryrequired

05-08-2007, 05:53 AM

I need to get a hold of my buddy that has a helicopter in Ohio and take a flyover in Montana! :D Tan lines? Has anyone familerized you in here yet with the phrase "This thread is useless without pics!" :D