View Full Version : Nutmisc, I need ideas.
Lvisaa2
04-12-2012, 05:39 PM
On Saturday, I will be going to Beaux Arts Ball which is an annual charity event(see: basically a rave awesomeness). I need costume ideas. The only requirements are minimal clothing and preferably easy to make. It will be hours of dancing so it would be nice if it was comfortable to move/grind/get sweaty in.
As an idea of what I wore last year - this is me as BamBam(yesss, I was a fattie). The whole costume cost me like $10. Goodwill, ftw.
http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2011/07/18/29857172/gallerypic/1M1BEbkqHMLQSLMjZR4aXzPIFJ7PC01329.jpeg
mynameisuntz
04-12-2012, 05:46 PM
On Saturday, I will be going to Beaux Arts Ball which is an annual charity event(see: basically a rave awesomeness). I need costume ideas. The only requirements are minimal clothing and preferably easy to make. It will be hours of dancing so it would be nice if it was comfortable to move/grind/get sweaty in.
As an idea of what I wore last year - this is me as BamBam(yesss, I was a fattie). The whole costume cost me like $10. Goodwill, ftw.
http://i.imgur.com/eVxRf.gif
BunkMoreland
04-12-2012, 05:48 PM
i'd say batman, but you look more the robin type (guy on the left)
http://i1229.photobucket.com/albums/ee466/Geordles/Photoshopped/batman_sm.jpg
MITCHAPAL00ZA
04-12-2012, 05:48 PM
boxer/fighter
tyler durden
300 spartan
toga
big baby (makeshift diaper)
naked cowboy guy (need a guitar though)
illiniStrive
04-12-2012, 05:49 PM
I was gonna say caveman, but obv too close to last year.
how about a Chippendale dancer?
Lvisaa2
04-12-2012, 05:49 PM
While I appreciate the attempt, Homer is not a good costume. :trollface:
psychodiver9
04-12-2012, 05:50 PM
Wait that was a fat pic? Fml
mynameisuntz
04-12-2012, 05:50 PM
While I appreciate the attempt, Homer is not a good costume. :trollface:
If you're fat, I am obese and due for a heart attack.
You should be ironic and pick someone with an awful body. Be creative, don't go with something expected!
Lvisaa2
04-12-2012, 05:54 PM
If you're fat, I am obese and due for a heart attack.
You should be ironic and pick someone with an awful body. Be creative, don't go with something expected!
I almost went to go get a tan, get my hair did, and a fake sleeve tattoo. I would've been Lyzz, but no one would have known who I was.
I think Chippendale is winning so far. I have a couple bowties and all the gay guys will love it(aka I'll get free drinks, which is never a bad thing). Last year I got a couple even though they knew I was straight. feelsgood to get free drinks for once.
FunkymonkAW
04-12-2012, 06:06 PM
No homo, but Chippendales is the way to go
Andrew_S
04-12-2012, 06:10 PM
http://www.mtv.com/content/ontv/vma/archive/images/1992/flipbook/1992_fartman2.jpg
http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/102/400x400bd/102312_howard-stern-in-character-as-fartman-at-the-1992-mtv-video-music-awards.jpg
http://cdn.wikimg.net/strategywiki/images/3/32/SFA3_E._Honda.gif
Obv.
SoulZeppelin
04-12-2012, 06:21 PM
Aaron Alagon. Srs.
lee__d
04-12-2012, 06:25 PM
The phaggy vampire or the phaggy Indian wolf.
PBateman2
04-12-2012, 06:25 PM
Leonidas. Just grow a beard!
joelash302
04-12-2012, 06:45 PM
I almost went to go get a tan, get my hair did, and a fake sleeve tattoo. I would've been Lyzz, but no one would have known who I was.
I think Chippendale is winning so far. I have a couple bowties and all the gay guys will love it(aka I'll get free drinks, which is never a bad thing). Last year I got a couple even though they knew I was straight. feelsgood to get free drinks for once.
Are gay guys allowed in Kentucky?
I also x2 the leonidas idea. That would be epic.
Chuck2600
04-12-2012, 06:47 PM
Go as Ian MCcarthy
ko300zx
04-12-2012, 07:01 PM
How well can you dance in roller skates?
http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/5/8f648dda873f40609a3e375745e5e465/l.jpg
Are gay guys allowed in Kentucky?
I also x2 the leonidas idea. That would be epic.
Ion goes to school in Kentucky, so I'd say yes.
mynameisuntz
04-12-2012, 07:06 PM
How well can you dance in roller skates?
http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/5/8f648dda873f40609a3e375745e5e465/l.jpg
Greatest. Idea. Ever.
Brakh
04-12-2012, 07:22 PM
The Hulk
FunkymonkAW
04-12-2012, 07:31 PM
Another idea. Lifeguard. Short red shorts, white tank, whistle around the neck and gas station Aviators. Done.
The Hulk
Then he's got green paint on him for the duration of the night, sweating and grinding on bishes, leaving his green everwhere.
desslok
04-12-2012, 07:41 PM
Grey wig on your head, make a "kilt" out of a couple grey wigs, bring a hair dryer and dry your balls with your leg propped up on a nearby chair etc.
sawoobley
04-12-2012, 07:47 PM
http://www.wtfcostumes.com/costumes/costumes/naked_pizza_guy_costume.jpg
http://www.giftag.com/clip/jack-larry/mens-silk-knit-leopard-tank-top-mens-wear-mens-wear-sexy-costume-zaphoncom-clip.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/10/article-0-0133D21C00001005-486_306x483.jpg
http://www.wtfcostumes.com/costumes/old-spice-man-costume.jpg
http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/great-pumpkin-lg.jpg
grignasty
04-12-2012, 07:56 PM
http://content6.flixster.com/photo/11/17/12/11171264_ori.jpg
JasonDB
04-12-2012, 10:53 PM
Leonidas or a Spartan isn't a bad choice, as Manu put forward.
http://www.functionalfitnessva.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/300-Leonidas-B.jpg
I was going to say Rambo.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMLWeyENxgj8a9WtrQy3iNoxikXcDpQ oNEp_ATiIThmDS94vSLMIsYYlfy
SideSteal
04-13-2012, 06:11 AM
2nd for Rambo.
ErickStevens
04-13-2012, 06:14 AM
As an idea of what I wore last year - this is me as BamBam(yesss, I was a fattie). The whole costume cost me like $10. Goodwill, ftw.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rZxKilLVYk4/Tzp5FHku2yI/AAAAAAAAAyU/g_k73uauybI/s1600/jaguars-fan-confused-wtf.gif
mattypoole
04-13-2012, 06:17 AM
http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu237/cgreggg/jags.gif
Fuark, leaner and about 160 lbs heavier in a year, are you the new spokesperson for dat dare??
BunkMoreland
04-13-2012, 06:20 AM
http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu237/cgreggg/jags.gif
http://blog.wtfconcept.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/welcome-to-internet.jpg
Chuck2600
04-13-2012, 06:51 AM
go as a transfat
tswdan
04-13-2012, 06:58 AM
Go as what I did for halloween a few years back..
Apache warrior.
Get a head dress and some war paint. You can roll with a loin cloth and a tomahawk.
http://images.wikia.com/deadliestwarrior/images/c/c4/Apache.jpg
Lvisaa2
04-13-2012, 07:13 AM
I was going to say Rambo.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMLWeyENxgj8a9WtrQy3iNoxikXcDpQ oNEp_ATiIThmDS94vSLMIsYYlfy
^^ This is looking good. And jeezus at stallone looking like a beast in that photo. Some cargo pants, a water gun(maybe fill it with tequila or some neon colored water), and a bandanna. I can do that pretty easily.
johnpagnolo
04-13-2012, 07:21 AM
well since you are such a fat ass you should just go as Iggy pop...
http://static.stuff.co.nz/1295593243/832/4568832_600x400.jpg
JasonDB
04-13-2012, 08:14 AM
^^ This is looking good. And jeezus at stallone looking like a beast in that photo. Some cargo pants, a water gun(maybe fill it with tequila or some neon colored water), and a bandanna. I can do that pretty easily.
Stallone is definately a beast... easy costume to pull off if in shape... and if you get girls drinking tequila from your water gun your odds of getting some stanky on your hangdown just increased 3-fold.
tswdan
04-13-2012, 08:58 AM
Stallone is definately a beast... easy costume to pull off if in shape... and if you get girls drinking tequila from your water gun your odds of getting some stanky on your hangdown just increased 3-fold.
Calling all my bros.
"Bros, let's go out tonight. I feel like getting some stanky on my hangdown."
well since you are such a fat ass you should just go as Iggy pop...
http://static.stuff.co.nz/1295593243/832/4568832_600x400.jpg
LOL, my sig!
johnpagnolo
04-13-2012, 02:20 PM
LOL, my sig!
my favorite iggy pop moment...when he runs off stage and the mic cable isnt' long enough.
p5NI6D7UYB8
His later work sucks. About around the time he got more into drugs. Sad to see.
lovingit
04-13-2012, 02:31 PM
Only on this board would anyone ever consider that fat...and even then it would be the rare weirdo whose brain has gone haywire from not eating enough. :p
Only on this board would anyone ever consider that fat...and even then it would be the rare weirdo whose brain has gone haywire from not eating enough. :p
It makes me want to smack him across the face with a huge textbook I have.
SimonThePieman
04-13-2012, 02:37 PM
Best outfit for picking up chicks is dressing as a woman
Srs
necon76
04-13-2012, 05:59 PM
Best outfit for picking up chicks is dressing as a woman
Srs
Words of experience?
JasonDB
04-13-2012, 10:36 PM
Only on this board would anyone ever consider that fat...and even then it would be the rare weirdo whose brain has gone haywire from not eating enough. :p
He is Misc fat, just like Jessica Biel is a Misc 7/10.
likeawashboard
04-14-2012, 05:06 AM
Mexican wrestler? Might be hard to find the mask though.. a mate of mine did it for Halloween last year, he had the mask, cape, was topless and had tight spandex pants. He kept baby oil in a holster on the side of his leg for regular oil ups lol, girls were mirin him all night, felt kind of jelly because I was the party rock robot and couldn't show off but at least people came up for pictures.
The gay rollerskater idea is pretty funny too
dizzzane
04-14-2012, 06:23 AM
^^ Ray Mysterio.
Instead of Leonidas from 300, how about Theseus from immortals.. same premise, newer movie. No copycats playboy.
Lvisaa2
04-14-2012, 07:48 AM
This was my test run in the morning. Tonight I'll throw on some face paint, glow sticks and get my other water guns(gonna be filled with tequila lemonade). Good times are a-comin'.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=4348741&d=1334414843
vitornoob
04-14-2012, 07:53 AM
op delivers...but,
needs more blood, dirt and signals from gunpowder
NegatronPrime
04-14-2012, 07:54 AM
This was my test run in the morning. Tonight I'll throw on some face paint, glow sticks and get my other water guns(gonna be filled with tequila lemonade). Good times are a-comin'.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=4348741&d=1334414843
Great. Now I have to masturbate.
Lvisaa2
04-14-2012, 08:34 AM
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=4349061&d=1334417649
Either going to be a really good night or... a really good night.
op delivers...but,
needs more blood, dirt and signals from gunpowder
There will definitely be some sweating, things will get dirty, and my guns will be loaded.
JasonDB
04-14-2012, 09:36 AM
This was my test run in the morning. Tonight I'll throw on some face paint, glow sticks and get my other water guns(gonna be filled with tequila lemonade). Good times are a-comin'.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=4348741&d=1334414843
Swap the headband out for a red one and you are ready to rock.
Lvisaa2
04-14-2012, 09:46 AM
Swap the headband out for a red one and you are ready to rock.
That was the best I could find. The whole outfit + glowsticks/lemonade/water guns was $13 so I can't be too mad
JasonDB
04-14-2012, 09:48 AM
That was the best I could find. The whole outfit + glowsticks/lemonade/water guns was $13 so I can't be too mad
Alright bro but when a solid 9/10 tells you "Those abs are looking damn sezy... but Lisa V... Rambo had a red headband... so whilst I want to throw some stanky on your hangdown Imma go find some other guys whose costume is coloured correctly and suck theyz dicks."
J/K you are good to go for $13.
I guess I'm too late with my Tropic Thunder suggestion.
snrygo
04-14-2012, 12:07 PM
water guns and battery acid? oh wait thats alcohol.
and here i am getting all excited
SimonThePieman
04-14-2012, 05:17 PM
Words of experience?
absolutely.
I've never been groped by so many women in my life
necon76
04-14-2012, 05:28 PM
absolutely.
I've never been groped by so many women in my life
You sure they weren't other men who were also dressed as women?
SimonThePieman
04-14-2012, 05:58 PM
You sure they weren't other men who were also dressed as women?
thats another story for another day
SimonThePieman
04-14-2012, 06:04 PM
You sure they weren't other men who were also dressed as women?
also you then have the line.
"have you ever kissed a woman before?"
**** it, i'm going to put on a dress now
Lvisaa2
04-17-2012, 07:07 PM
nV9HV3bkDa0
I will be going to that on Thursday. So, I'm back and need some more help. I need a bro-ish white tank top. Where to shop, NutMisc? I figure some Zyzz lover/frat bro could come along and give me a valid suggestion. Something like below:
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs048.snc6/167857_499374119778_632564778_6218002_6830189_n.jp g
Andrew_S
04-17-2012, 07:14 PM
nV9HV3bkDa0
I will be going to that on Thursday. So, I'm back and need some more help. I need a bro-ish white tank top. Where to shop, NutMisc? I figure some Zyzz lover/frat bro could come along and give me a valid suggestion.
Did that poor girl at the beginning get a facial from the Hulk?
Neat.
Lvisaa2
04-17-2012, 07:17 PM
Did that poor girl at the beginning get a facial from the Hulk?
Neat.
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/hayden.gif
Andrew_S
04-17-2012, 07:29 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/hayden.gif
Woah
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ReG9WnLPX0c/TiE3-bdt2aI/AAAAAAAAADk/KaBBrcVfaBU/s1600/facial.gif
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-gifs-this-is-how-i-flashdance.gif
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6OLme4rQt64/TiV5V4tBYXI/AAAAAAAAi2U/d7o4e4CLh2w/s1600/Ani+143.gif
I like where this thread is going. My body is ready for the most part. Little scurred. Little excited.