The "Questions That Don't Deserve Threads" Thread [Archive]

FourToEight

10-22-2011, 10:18 PM

Questions:
- If I sign up to AARR now, will I be able to access the earlier issues of AARR?
- Anyone cut using Lyle's UD2? If you have, how do the results compare a regular deficit?
- Why am I a phaggot?
- Anyone have a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
- Why did judgment day still occur in T3?
- How do you let a girl know that you are not interested in being anything more than friends and never will be WITHOUT hurting her feelings?

Most important ones are the first 2, lol.

HunterCML

10-22-2011, 10:19 PM

okay

mannydawg

10-22-2011, 10:31 PM

Questions:
- If I sign up to AARR now, will I be able to access the earlier issues of AARR?
yes
- Anyone cut using Lyle's UD2? If you have, how do the results compare a regular deficit?
calories in vs out bro
- Why am I a phaggot?
because you make --->>>these threads (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=139115873)
- Anyone have a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
NABRO
- Why did judgment day still occur in T3?
The machines sent back a terminator to find teenage John Connor at a different place in time, therefore creating a new timeline which still allows for the events in T3 to take place, but also create an alternate future.
- How do you let a girl know that you are not interested in being anything more than friends and never will be WITHOUT hurting her feelings?
you just tell her exactly that in the best way you can, if she's a real friend she'll understand

answers in bold

FourToEight

10-22-2011, 10:32 PM

answers in bold

Cheers bro, even got NABRO!

desslok

10-22-2011, 10:42 PM

What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

mannydawg

10-22-2011, 10:43 PM

What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

Your still 25% alive.

If you have to take 3 pills a day. One every three hours apart. How long will it take you to drink them?

lovingit

10-22-2011, 10:51 PM

Tell her you are gay.

jak3e1992

10-22-2011, 10:54 PM

Tell her you are gay.

^ lol..or tell her "hey, I only want to be friends" always seemed to work for me.

mannydawg

10-22-2011, 10:57 PM

"hey, I only want to be friends"

Tried that once, had a stalker for over a year. SRS Bish finally left me alone, probably to stack another poor fella.

jak3e1992

10-22-2011, 10:58 PM

Tried that once, had a stalker for over a year. SRS Bish finally left me alone, probably to stack another poor fella.

What's the saying..?

Stalking is the strongest source of flattery?

TERMplus

10-23-2011, 12:37 AM

Tried that once, had a stalker for over a year. SRS Bish finally left me alone, probably to stack another poor fella.

LOL, that's like a girl telling a guy "I only see you as a friend!"

Either move and cut out all contacts or just tell her you're gay. Alternatively, you can always dress horribly / act like an idiot / whatever to make her hate your guts.

Anyone have a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
NABRO

Cool story, bromite.

Questions:
- Anyone cut using Lyle's UD2? If you have, how do the results compare a regular deficit?

Nah bro, I haven't tried UD2, but you're supposed to retain more muscle mass / lose more fat than a regular cutting diet. IMO, cyclical diets may be more beneficial to cutting / bulking than normal diets, but the difference probably isn't that huge, and you're going to be completely wiped out mentally if you're using UD2 to cut.

FourToEight

10-23-2011, 12:47 AM

Tell her you are gay.

Haha it would be awks when I eventually find a girlfriend.

^ lol..or tell her "hey, I only want to be friends" always seemed to work for me.

I am more worried about the follow up question, she is the type of girl who will keep asking why but will not accept answers that she does not want to hear - which is why I don't want to be anything more than friends, lol.
Told her I was busy with exams, but I know she is going to ask again fml.

Nah bro, I haven't tried UD2, but you're supposed to retain more muscle mass / lose more fat than a regular cutting diet. IMO, cyclical diets may be more beneficial to cutting / bulking than normal diets, but the difference probably isn't that huge, and you're going to be completely wiped out mentally if you're using UD2 to cut.

Yea the retain muscle mass/lose more fat part was what attracted me to it - I wasn't planning on cutting until 2012 (:D) but there is something special happening in 8 weeks and I want to look the best I can for that eventz.

I don't really mind all the physical/mental aspect of it, I was an endurance athlete before starting weights, there was a time period where glycogen depleting workout sessions were happening regularly (through cardio.....sad) so they don't scare me! - my mind is ready. I am just a bit skeptical with the whole retain muscle and lose dem fat.

FourToEight

10-23-2011, 12:58 AM

What's the saying..?

Stalking is the strongest source of flattery?

Not according to my ex and the cops.

jks

SOJA

10-23-2011, 01:15 AM

I superiorily doubt a girl would ever believe a guy who lifts when he says he's homo just to avoid her.

A relative's 6 or 7 yo son asked me a while back "How do mommy and daddy's make a baby". Most uncomfortable minute of my life before I got the grand idea of saying "IDK, go ask grandad!"

dreahere

10-23-2011, 10:22 AM

Questions:

- How do you let a girl know that you are not interested in being anything more than friends and never will be WITHOUT hurting her feelings?

Tell her she's great but you think of her like a sister, then fix her up with one of your friends who's hotter than you are.

drewzon87

10-23-2011, 10:35 AM

Tell her she's great but you think of her like a sister, then fix her up with one of your friends who's hotter than you are.

but she IS my sister and i am the hottest brah on earth, do you think its some kind of coincidence that global warming started becoming epidemic in 1987

mannydawg

10-23-2011, 02:09 PM

I superiorily doubt a girl would ever believe a guy who lifts when he says he's homo just to avoid her.

Your sure bro? Think again.
hlk3nNya93M

JasonDB

10-23-2011, 02:20 PM

Tell her you are gay.

The truth isn't always the best policy though.

I superiorily doubt a girl would ever believe a guy who lifts when he says he's homo just to avoid her.

A relative's 6 or 7 yo son asked me a while back "How do mommy and daddy's make a baby". Most uncomfortable minute of my life before I got the grand idea of saying "IDK, go ask grandad!"

When in that type of situation with any of my relative's or friend's sons I usually end up singing a Chef song for them to answer the question.

Although my best friend's little cousin a couple years ago, right after he turned 16, before his first date, was hanging out with the guys and he asked me "Jason you know this kind of **** how do you... um... like give a woman an orgasim?" so I gave him a 30 minute lecture, he took notes and thanked me for the information. I believe in helping the next generation of young men.

PerpetualMotion

10-23-2011, 03:03 PM

Your sure bro? Think again.

He had a pretty legit physique before. Props for being able to sacrifice that just to become a chick.

mynameisuntz

10-23-2011, 03:42 PM

Although my best friend's little cousin a couple years ago, right after he turned 16, before his first date, was hanging out with the guys and he asked me "Jason you know this kind of **** how do you... um... like give a woman an orgasim?" so I gave him a 30 minute lecture, he took notes and thanked me for the information. I believe in helping the next generation of young men.

Check your PMs...I uhhh...have some questions...

SOJA

10-23-2011, 04:19 PM

He had a pretty legit physique before. Props for being able to sacrifice that just to become a chick.

Being insane will do that, I guess.

JasonDB

10-23-2011, 04:25 PM

Check your PMs...I uhhh...have some questions...

Your gf will thank me later.

hockeytownfan

10-23-2011, 05:17 PM

Friday afternoon I get a text from my girl saying "My obgyn inadvertantly complimented your penis today". What does this mean? (srs nobody will help me out on this)

JasonDB

10-23-2011, 05:20 PM

Friday afternoon I get a text from my girl saying "My obgyn inadvertantly complimented your penis today". What does this mean? (srs nobody will help me out on this)

Properly burst blood vessels on her cervex or something similar due to "deep penetration".

phal

10-23-2011, 05:23 PM

Talk about other girls around her, that'll piss her off.

nlite2000

10-23-2011, 06:09 PM

Thank your for making this thread.

I understand why you'd take a maintenance phase for two weeks after cutting, before bulking.

But why take a two week maintenance phase after bulking before cutting?

5. After finishing the mass-gaining phase, a consolidation phase of two weeks (this used to be called a ‘hardening’ phase) where calories are brought back down to maintenance levels (and cardio, if not being done, is brought in) should occur before actively dieting.

MartaKS

10-24-2011, 08:00 AM

What's the saying..?

Stalking is the strongest source of flattery?

...stalking can be resolved via restraining order...haha

PerpetualMotion

10-24-2011, 10:21 AM

But why take a two week maintenance phase after bulking before cutting?

Lyle is one difficult mother****er. Him and his "this has been discussed before" and never linking to where. Sifted through all the garbage on his forums and I couldn't find a direct answer.

Anyways, this is what he says about it:

Use the deload phase as what used to be called a hardening phase. That is, it won't ever hurt to take 2 weeks as sort of a pre-diet diet, bring calories to roughly maintenance, start bringing in some cardio (if you haven't been doing any). Save the shock from going straight from gaining to dieting. So yo'ud use that phase to deload, ramp back up over the 2 weeks and then be at maintenance training loads when the actual diet diet starts. If that makes sense.

Which doesn't really answer all the reason why but the general vibe I'm getting is that so your body can get used to its new weight. I recall Lyle mentioning this somewhere but I can't find it. Since you're changing bodyweight, you want to get the body get acclimated and the best way to do that is by staying at maintenance, which will regulate whatever needs to be regulated.

Also, if we go by the BBing name, "hardening," then it kind of makes sense. Think of Metapod from Pokemon using harden. I don't want to sound like a bro but you're using maintenance to give your body a reason to keep the new mass. That's what I got from it. I'm still sifting through a lot of the stuff on his forums but that's the best I got.

Chuck2600

10-24-2011, 10:26 AM

Great thread idea!

If I have been diagnosed with ADD will it prohibit me from getting accepted to the navy/ any police force?

waatsgood

10-24-2011, 10:33 AM

Great thread idea!

If I have been diagnosed with ADD will it prohibit me from getting accepted to the navy/ any police force?
No expert, but Navy, possibly, police force, you might be able to get away with it. You're best off making an anonymous call to a navy recruiter.

Chuck2600

10-24-2011, 10:37 AM

No expert, but Navy, possibly, police force, you might be able to get away with it. You're best off making an anonymous call to a navy recruiter.

I know the police force has much stricter standards then the military, I was asking beacuse a guy I know a few years ago was apparently not let in because he was medicated for depression.

waatsgood

10-24-2011, 10:39 AM

Dam that sucks. I still think a call to a recruiter is your best option to see.

joelash302

10-24-2011, 11:06 AM

mannydawg

10-24-2011, 11:19 AM

Great thread idea!

If I have been diagnosed with ADD will it prohibit me from getting accepted to the navy/ any police force?

Idk about the navy. But for police agencies you have to take a psychological and medical exam and be able to pass the academy, which ADD might interfere with. If you can't pay attention its going to be hard to get through the academy.

Chuck2600

10-24-2011, 11:24 AM

Idk about the navy. But for police agencies you have to take a psychological and medical exam and be able to pass the academy, which ADD might interfere with. If you can't pay attention its going to be hard to get through the academy.

I did fine in HS, got in to uni and trades school. It doesn't affect me to the point where a strager can tell I have it. As I implied my concern is; does it go against the rules of recuitment. My friend with depression was not alloud in because of that.

mannydawg

10-24-2011, 11:39 AM

I did fine in HS, got in to uni and trades school. It doesn't affect me to the point where a strager can tell I have it. As I implied my concern is; does it go against the rules of recuitment. My friend with depression was not alloud in because of that.

If it is not noticeable I don't think so, but talk to a recruiter on the phone unanimously or have a friend not looking to sign up do it in person. The depression thing I understand. The last thing you want is to send someone into a war zone with depression. Normal people come back with PTSD image someone already predisposed to depression.

JasonDB

10-24-2011, 12:28 PM

Clearly I'm doing something wrong here if it takes 30 minutes just to explain it.

Female sexuality is complex, a bit much for us to grasp sometimes. LoL

nlite2000

10-24-2011, 12:58 PM

Lyle is one difficult mother****er. Him and his "this has been discussed before" and never linking to where. Sifted through all the garbage on his forums and I couldn't find a direct answer.

Anyways, this is what he says about it:

Which doesn't really answer all the reason why but the general vibe I'm getting is that so your body can get used to its new weight. I recall Lyle mentioning this somewhere but I can't find it. Since you're changing bodyweight, you want to get the body get acclimated and the best way to do that is by staying at maintenance, which will regulate whatever needs to be regulated.

Also, if we go by the BBing name, "hardening," then it kind of makes sense. Think of Metapod from Pokemon using harden. I don't want to sound like a bro but you're using maintenance to give your body a reason to keep the new mass. That's what I got from it. I'm still sifting through a lot of the stuff on his forums but that's the best I got.

Yeah, got the same vibe from googling, he never actually gives a physiological answer.

I went straight to bulking after my cut ended, nothing bad happened. Gonna go straight into cutting now that my bulk ended yesterday (3 days off training, not counting calories). I like to think the fact that I've only been lifting since february precludes from needing a maintenance phase.

PerpetualMotion

10-24-2011, 02:18 PM

Yeah, got the same vibe from googling, he never actually gives a physiological answer.

I went straight to bulking after my cut ended, nothing bad happened. Gonna go straight into cutting now that my bulk ended yesterday (3 days off training, not counting calories). I like to think the fact that I've only been lifting since february precludes from needing a maintenance phase.

Layne hops straight into cutting after a bulk but Lyle made the point that he's "incredibly advanced." Some people don't need the break, but reading Lyle's work, he is a big proponent of block dieting, where he breaks everything into blocks with maintenances in between portions of said blocks.