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SOJA
10-16-2011, 07:15 PM
When they consume more than 60 grams of protein in one go? For lunch I consumed about 65 grams of protein from meat, went to the gym and worked out, came home showered and had about 50 grams worth of skim, whey and psyllium. I'm having about 70 grams worth of breasts later with tomato soup.

Anytime I consume around that much in a short period of time I get nasty gas for a few hours. What do?

dukend
10-16-2011, 07:16 PM
When they consume more than 60 grams of protein in one go? For lunch I consumed about 65 grams of meat, went to the gym and worked out, came home showered and had about 50 grams worth of skim, whey and psyllium. I'm having about 70 grams worth of breasts later with tomato soup.

Anytime I consume around that much in a short period of time I get nasty gas for a few hours. What do?

Hold it in if you're with the lady. srs**





**serious

foodpr0n
10-16-2011, 07:17 PM
nar, you're just a pussy.

jammyo40
10-16-2011, 07:18 PM
Go into a pizza shop.

mannydawg
10-16-2011, 07:20 PM
Hold it in if you're with the lady. srs**


**serious

Especially if its another lady, do not want evidence popping out 9 months later. lol ok back to the topic.
OP I don't get gassy with protein but I get hella gassy with Beans and Milk Products. Therefore the day after my cheat days, Stay the hell away from my room. LMAO

dukend
10-16-2011, 07:20 PM
Go into a pizza shop.

pizza stores.

dukend
10-16-2011, 07:21 PM
Especially if its another lady, do not want evidence popping out 9 months later. lol



OP I don't get gassy with protein but I get hella gassy with Beans and Milk Products. Therefore the day after my cheat days, Stay the hell away from my room. LMAO

Is there a cool lava lamp in your room?

czmudzin
10-16-2011, 07:21 PM
When they consume more than 60 grams of protein in one go? For lunch I consumed about 65 grams of meat, went to the gym and worked out, came home showered and had about 50 grams worth of skim, whey and psyllium. I'm having about 70 grams worth of breasts later with tomato soup.

Anytime I consume around that much in a short period of time I get nasty gas for a few hours. What do?

Same problem


Hold it in if you're with the lady. srs**





**serious

This

Trugreen05
10-16-2011, 07:22 PM
Hold it in if you're with the lady. srs**





**serious

Some ladies don't care... http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa473/john_101ss/Anna_Faris_toweldrop.gif

BunkMoreland
10-16-2011, 07:23 PM
in on fart thread

mannydawg
10-16-2011, 07:24 PM
Is there a cool lava lamp in your room?

I'm unaware. Aware me now.

dukend
10-16-2011, 07:24 PM
in on fart thread

fixed.

dukend
10-16-2011, 07:25 PM
I'm unaware. Aware me now.


foodpr0n works at a spencers.

BunkMoreland
10-16-2011, 07:25 PM
fixed.


http://i960.photobucket.com/albums/ae84/reedserna/Meme%20Album/O_U.jpg

mannydawg
10-16-2011, 07:26 PM
foodpr0n works at a spencers.

Still Unware.

dukend
10-16-2011, 07:27 PM
Still Unware.

Bunk, help me out...

I'm sinking here...

Haligonian
10-16-2011, 07:28 PM
Wow. You took a fibre supplement known for causing gas in one of your shakes.. you list it, and you wonder why you have gas?

BeefCakez
10-16-2011, 07:28 PM
When they consume more than 60 grams of protein in one go? For lunch I consumed about 65 grams of meat, went to the gym and worked out, came home showered and had about 50 grams worth of skim, whey and psyllium. I'm having about 70 grams worth of breasts later with tomato soup.

Anytime I consume around that much in a short period of time I get nasty gas for a few hours. What do?


gooood ol' protein farts eh

ZMan45
10-16-2011, 07:32 PM
Hold it in if you're with the lady. srs**





**seriousYou're with the wrong lady if she can't appreciate some good farts. ;)

On topic I get some of the worst gas known to this planet. I eat lots of meat, usually a shake every few days, and beans several times a week.

SOJA
10-16-2011, 07:32 PM
Fuark, that should have said 65 grams of protein, not meat.


Wow. You took a fibre supplement known for causing gas in one of your shakes.. you list it, and you wonder why you have gas?

Psyllium? I take it once a week and it doesn't make me gassy. Beans don't make me gassy either. Psyllium barely helps me. Coffee is the best stuff for the gross stuff.


gooood ol' protein farts eh

I get the worst ones when I have my weekly egg binge. 5-6 full egg omelette with broccoli and ham with low fat cheese, 4 hours later = sulphur explosion. I can't even smell it but I know others can. Feels bad man.

dukend
10-16-2011, 07:36 PM
You're with the wrong lady if she can't appreciate some good farts. ;)

On topic I get some of the worst gas known to this planet. I eat lots of meat, usually a shake every few days, and beans several times a week.

I do sometimes. Only if I know they won't smell bad. We all know which ones will and will not, right guys?!?!



slap.

Trillios
10-16-2011, 08:44 PM
I work in a place where I'm moving from room to room leaving gas bombs. It's all good.

Andrew_S
10-16-2011, 09:32 PM
I happen to be reading this thread while experiencing the worst gas I've had in quite a long time. Dem carbs/veggies are crazy.
http://www.rddusa.com/images/products/Military-Gas-Mask/Israeli-civilian-gas-mask.jpg

jak3e1992
10-16-2011, 09:43 PM
Today is epic smelly for me too, tons of raw broccoli/carrots/kashi...world war 3 in the this bish!

peanut-butter
10-16-2011, 09:54 PM
Don't know, but the other day I drank a lot of milk and sharted in my pants...srs.

mynameisuntz
10-16-2011, 10:04 PM
Gassy? Or sassy?

jak3e1992
10-16-2011, 10:17 PM
Don't know, but the other day I drank a lot of milk and sharted in my pants...srs.

Reps for you sir.

drewbie57
10-16-2011, 10:36 PM
Lots of fruit and/or veggies gets my gasmaster working every time. Soluble fiber muh fuggers.

SOJA
10-16-2011, 10:40 PM
Lots of fruit and/or veggies gets my gasmaster working every time. Soluble fiber muh fuggers.

I did eat a 353 gram pear today.

drewbie57
10-16-2011, 10:45 PM
I did eat a 353 gram pear today.Pepper the angus!

avodo
10-16-2011, 11:49 PM
gassy all day erryday

feelsg00dmayne
10-16-2011, 11:52 PM
I know it's getting late (at least from where I'm at), but anyone else keep reading the title as

...Who else gets pussy?

Trillios
10-17-2011, 12:20 AM
I know it's getting late (at least from where I'm at), but anyone else keep reading the title as

...Who else gets pussy?

Nah, I keep reading it like Ron Burgundy. Stay classy San Diego.

peanut-butter
10-17-2011, 01:15 AM
Reps for you sir.

Hehe, I had the farts all day, then I was sitting on my computer chair, I pushed out what I thought was a fart...then ohh no I felt warm....

nosix
10-17-2011, 03:14 AM
just had 99.1g an I feel good!!!!!!

TheNoob7
10-17-2011, 06:18 AM
geez, thank goodness for this thread. Yeah, I do get gassy too when I consume lots of protein. Especially cans of Tuna.

peanut-butter
10-25-2011, 05:09 AM
Hehe, I had the farts all day, then I was sitting on my computer chair, I pushed out what I thought was a fart...then ohh no I felt warm....

I'm bumping this because it happened again. FML

Dexter3000
10-25-2011, 02:39 PM
I'm bumping this because it happened again. FML

do you even fart?

alan aragon
10-25-2011, 02:57 PM
Imagine how it must smell at Paleo dieter gatherings. Hopefully they're smart enough to plan their meets in the great outdoors.

ananf72
10-25-2011, 03:00 PM
Hehe, I had the farts all day, then I was sitting on my computer chair, I pushed out what I thought was a fart...then ohh no I felt warm....

Pics or didn't happen.

JasonDB
10-25-2011, 03:46 PM
I know it's getting late (at least from where I'm at), but anyone else keep reading the title as

...Who else gets pussy?

I completely read it the same way at first.

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Imagine how it must smell at Paleo dieter gatherings. Hopefully they're smart enough to plan their meets in the great outdoors.

It wouldn't be a Paleo gathering if they did it inside a man-made structure. Gees Alan you have much to learn about authentic Paleo lifestyles. Although it might stink up those caves a bit.



As to the OP I don't recall protein ever giving me gas other than when I used to drink a dozen raw eggs in the morning many years ago before I saw research showing cooking egg protein may be beneficial. Off the top of my head the only foods that really give me gas are beans, onions and raw eggs... but any of those eaten in excess and it makes my own eyes water.

jarekd1234
10-25-2011, 05:45 PM
farts.. not nice when you have to be in a car for 30 hours































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SOJA
10-29-2011, 09:22 PM
Is there a reason why this happens to me when I consume skim milk instead of 2% or whole? I know I'm not lactose intolerant, it just doesn't make sense to me.