Found a brotastic video I know the Nut Misc will enjoy...

[JasonDB]

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Try not to blow a gasket.

[adamg8504]

Wow...just, wow!

Oh and lemon squeeze makes water more appetizing!

[MITCHAPAL00ZA]

"starchy carbs are pretty much the macronutrient that will get you fat"

....and after all his yammering away, his burrito bowl must've gotten cold

[PBateman2]

Lol

[Andrew_S]

He should have had the chipotle before doing legs. Really helps activate the glutes when you're trying not to evacuate the old rectum during a heavy set.

[AdamWW]

God..

So according to him, brown rice, sweet potatoes, oatmeal, and cookies/cakes, are in the same category. hmm

"those are the foods that will get you fat"

[phal]

Was jamming to music earlier on YT so my volume was maxed out, needless to say my angus wasn't prepared.

brb watching his other 22 vids on Chipotle.

[AdamWW]

ohhhhh nevermind.. i was wrong.

he's a meso-endomorph so it all makes sense.

What a fool I was!

[staunchkg]

God I'm on my way to obesity......and I'm loving it.....

[Ryan314]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb6b0cX5fa1qb6t6wo1_400.jpg

[trance__dreamer]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb6b0cX5fa1qb6t6wo1_400.jpg

oh shiiiiit.


Was jamming to music earlier on YT so my volume was maxed out, needless to say my angus wasn't prepared.

brb watching his other 22 vids on Chipotle.

startles the hell out of me when that happens.

lolololol. 22 vids.

[Andrew_S]

Chipotle guy VS. Zack Khan ... FIGHT!!!!!!!

Pop goes the weasel, MFers.

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[ThundaHorz]

HAHAHAHA! how did i KNOW it was him!!!!!!!! oh god yes I YAM WISSYARD!!!!!!!!!!!

[mannydawg]

Mirin his ability to eat intuitively and look decent. SRS Then Again it can also be the Cell Tech. lol

[snorkelman]

...Then Again it can also be the Cell Tech. lol

Didn't he say at the end he is competing in a natty competition?

[WonderPug]

Didn't he say at the end he is competing in a natty competition?You watched the entire video?

[snorkelman]

You watched the entire video?

I was actually looking to see if he had any different angles so I could take a screen shot and say something funny, but I didn't really find anything.

[WonderPug]

^ There's some fodder for comedy here (http://www.youtube.com/user/fatlosslifestyle).

[ko300zx]

Awesome write-up in the description.


2 take aways from this video are;

1.) when you eat healthy food, every 3 hours, and combine protein with carbs, you can eat lots and lots of food while you boost your body's metabolism. Your body will be forced to gain muscle and lose fat at the same time.

2.) By eating food at Chipotle you can feel great that you are eating a very high quality meal. This is so important. I have not eaten at McDonald or other fast food places in over 15 years. The average restaurants food has some chemicals and preservatives in it that it will kill you.

U GONNA DIE

[JasonDB]

And remember folks that 2-3 hour window after you train is when your body can burn carbs and you can eat a lot more carbs right after your leg day workout without getting fat.

He is right about Chipotle being good for weight loss... it tastes good and I lose about 10 lbs 30 minutes after eating it.

[NegatronPrime]

What a massive fuking arsehole that guy must be

[snorkelman]

This dude really has 25 videos of him eating the same food ("chipolte bowl") on different days? If I was eating nearby and heard him making his little video, I think I'd move to eat my dinner elsewhere.

[WonderPug]

This dude really has 25 videos of him eating the same food ("chipolte bowl") on different days? If I was eating nearby and heard him making his little video, I think I'd move to eat my dinner elsewhere.He's the Jason Genova (http://www.youtube.com/user/jasongenova) of Chipolte, only he has an astonishing ~10 million uploads where Jason has ~250,000.

[alan aragon]

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Try not to blow a gasket.If you save up $100, you can get a 30-minute phone consultation with him:

http://www.fatlosslifestyle.com/fitness-training-services/on-line-training/phone-consultations/

[otterakl]

If you save up $100, you can get a 30-minute phone consultation with him:

http://www.fatlosslifestyle.com/fitness-training-services/on-line-training/phone-consultations/

Completely OT Alan, but I enjoyed the "myth-busting" quiz you wrote for this month's Men's Health. Probably exploded a lot a brotastic minds.

[alan aragon]

Completely OT Alan, but I enjoyed the "myth-busting" quiz you wrote for this month's Men's Health. Probably exploded a lot a brotastic minds.Thanks man, glad you liked it. I have to give Men's Health a lot of credit for printing such blasphemy against the mainstream.

[sawoobley]

Thanks man, glad you liked it. I have to give Men's Health a lot of credit for printing such blasphemy against the mainstream.

Link?

[Dujin77]

I can't even sit through these videos, they start out funny but by about half way through I'm enraged by this dudes ignorance.

[WonderPug]

If you save up $100, you can get a 30-minute phone consultation with him:

http://www.fatlosslifestyle.com/fitness-training-services/on-line-training/phone-consultations/

I'm confused by something. I was looking at his bio (http://www.fatlosslifestyle.com/about-us/about-darin-steen-page/) on his website (http://www.fatlosslifestyle.com/) and it indicates:


I can tell you that I have never felt or looked better in my life as I do today at the age of 45


After his 14-year football career ended in 1989 when he was cut by the Chicago Bears, he went into competitive bodybuilding.

Is he asserting that he started playing professional football at the age of nine?


P.S. He's offering a discount for one hour session: $150.

[alan aragon]

Link?I don't think it's online yet, not sure how long it takes MH articles to go virtual. You'll have to hit your local newsstand or grocery store or dentist's waiting room.

[mannydawg]

I'm confused by something. I was looking at his bio (http://www.fatlosslifestyle.com/about-us/about-darin-steen-page/) on his website (http://www.fatlosslifestyle.com/) and it indicates:





Is he asserting that he started playing professional football at the age of nine?


P.S. He's offering a discount for one hour session: $150.

It says 14 year football career. Not necessarily 14 year professional career. He's probably taking into account pee wee, high school, college, and professional football.

And yes his pricing is outrageous. I wouldn't take a lot of his advice even if it was free.

[mynameisuntz]

I don't think it's online yet, not sure how long it takes MH articles to go virtual. You'll have to hit your local newsstand or grocery store or dentist's waiting room.

All these months of AARR surely qualify me for a free, Aragorn-autographed copy of the Men's Health issue in question, right?

PM me for address.

[JasonDB]

For those asking how he gets results with his eating methods (not counting calories particularly)...

1) training for 30+ years consistently he probably has a hell of a metabolism and he knows his body well enough to get away with it at this point.
2) former professional football player indicates superior genetics... Joe Average does not get a football scholorship, let alone an NFL contract.

[snorkelman]

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[JasonDB]

http://i55.tinypic.com/206o7d4.jpg

Ouch... so much for being a "natty" bodybuilder. Definately does site injections. Nice find.

[Andrew_S]

Ouch... so much for being a "natty" bodybuilder. Definately does site injections. Nice find.

That could still be natural. Maybe he shot some EVOO in there...nothing fake about that. Comes in handy while eating and cooking away from home...squirt a little bicep juice in the salad he's eating.

[Anabolichef]

anyone else seeing john cena?

[Cumulonimbus]

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[deadpool9]

Lol, I thought he looked familiar.

[Ashlei]

brb I'm a bodybuilding going strong and long
brb getting a burrito to go to hit dat dere eating window
brb setting my alarm for the middle of the night to eat every 3 hours.




Notsrs.



That guy is a tool. I lol'd at him.

[NegatronPrime]

Im currently tucking into B&J's.

Will he be able to tell me if imdoinitright?

[JasonDB]

Im currently tucking into B&J's.

Will he be able to tell me if imdoinitright?

For a $100 consultation he will tell you if you are doing it right AND how to get those crazy bicekp peaks in just 2 weeks.

[WonderPug]

For a $100 consultation he will tell you if you are doing it right AND how to get those crazy bicekp peaks in just 2 weeks.For the $150 fee, you can have those biceps in just 20 minutes, if you happen to be in his neighborhood.

[Andrew_S]

http://i55.tinypic.com/206o7d4.jpg

http://troll.me/images/dfgfdgfdgfdg/dat-peak.jpg

[feelsg00dmayne]

"good quality protein"

so if i eat sh!t protein, they're considered free calories? nice!

brb not a calorie counter, yet i'm a meso/endomorph.

[psychodiver9]

I could only make it to about minute 3. Got tired of him looking away for the cue cards

[Ashlei]

"good quality protein"

so if i eat sh!t protein, they're considered free calories? nice!

brb not a calorie counter, yet i'm a meso/endomorph.

lol sounds like that thread someone made about "liquid calories don't count"