3 wishes

[MarkVI]

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You get 3 wishes....typical rules apply...no making any Nutrition girls fall in love with you, can't wish the dead to come back to life (cuz they're dead), and you can't wish for more wishes. Or Shaq will go all Kazaam and shaq-fu your ass.


And reps for life for anyone who puts Alan's face in the place of the genie from aladdin.

[foodpr0n]

I'd wish for 3 million more magic lamps.

[MarkVI]

I'd wish for 3 million more magic lamps.


That is like wishing for more wishes...dude. wtf....Shaq is going to get you

[determined4000]

are these strictly diet/exercise/food wishes or anything?

[foodpr0n]

I didn't wish for more wishes though :p

I'll have to sit on this one actually haha, hard to nail it down.

[foodpr0n]

are these strictly diet/exercise/food wishes or anything?
There
is
more
to
life
than
diet
exercise
food

[TERMplus]

I'd wish for there to be no rules on my wishes









then I'd wish for infinite wishes.



http://files.sharenator.com/U_MAD_obama_RE_The_Ultimate_Graffiti_Guide-s450x286-94948.jpg

[MarkVI]

are these strictly diet/exercise/food wishes or anything?
I figured people would wish for things that were meaningful. So yes, anything

I'd wish for there to be no rules on my wishes









then I'd wish for infinite wishes.



http://files.sharenator.com/U_MAD_obama_RE_The_Ultimate_Graffiti_Guide-s450x286-94948.jpg

I'd wish he was not President, so no not mad. Also, Shaq can see through your technicalities and that wouldn't work

[determined4000]

I figured people would wish for things that were meaningful. So yes, anything



in that case, only need 2

entrance into heaven
end to earthly suffering (hunger, disease, disasters)

[lorinelise]

in that case, only need 2

entrance into heaven
end to earthly suffering (hunger, disease, disasters)

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/3/89d9b2f3-d829-46af-9597-98dd49bacad0.jpg

[lovingit]

no making any Nutrition girls fall in love with youCan I make a nutrition guy fall in love with me?

[lorinelise]

Oh also, mine:

1. True love
2. Unlimited cooking supplies/ingredients
3. More hours in a day

I'm not going to say "world peace" or "end world hunger" because it's not sustainable. If I did, we'd all destroy nature and die in a few years from overpopulation. Just sayin'. inb4selfishheartlessbiatch.

:cool:

[NegatronPrime]

Can I make a nutrition guy fall in love with me?

Yknow when your internet crashes? Yeah, that's all the creepers who are in love with you raiding your bodyspace.

[ErickStevens]

1. Health and happiness for my friends and family.
2. Financial stability.
3. To be as good a father for my children as my dad was for me.

[Ion26]

1. Entrance into Heaven
2. Unlimited Money
3. Greek God Aesthetics

[lorinelise]

1. Health and happiness for my friends and family.
2. Financial stability.
3. To be as good a father for my children as my dad was for me.

I thought about wishing this but realized I don't have any friends.

http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/2008/080901-no-friends-550.jpg

[PerpetualMotion]

1. Infinite Money
2. Superman's super powers
3. Going all Aladdin up in this bitch and saying that the genie can be free. Slammed. No one can get any wishes other than me. :)

[desslok]

1. I would wish they brought back PB Crisps.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4038/4533389247_d3bc92d8da.jpg

2. A working time machine.

3. Save the third for if someone ever pissed me off really bad.

[juliacheh]

1. Have so much money in the bank that I won't have to work ever.
2. Health for all members of my family.
3. Become a successful film critic.

[brendbro]

1. 3 legs
2. 4 arms
3. customised squat rack

[kkaustin812]

1) Genetics like Im on dat dere

2) A money tree

3) More bishes.

[fad3d]

Time machine.

matttube.com
mattoogle.com
mattbook.com
mattbuilding.com
mattaragon.com
mattand1cup.com

wat

yeah, time machine fo sho.

[braggable]

1) A Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time.

2) More ear plugs.

3) Infinite access to research journals and publications (brb, Access denied)

[TheRagingboxer]

Time machine.

matttube.com
mattoogle.com
mattbook.com
mattbuilding.com
mattaragon.com
mattand1cup.com

wat

yeah, time machine fo sho.

mattand1cup...LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Sick bastard, HAHA!

[mannydawg]

1. Infinite Knowledge/Wisdom.
2. Incredible health for me and my Family. i.e. live over 100 years
3. Have a wonderful life.

[drewbie57]

1. Have so much money in the bank that I won't have to work ever.
2. Health for all members of my family.
1, 2, and 3. Unlimited access to global auto race tracks so I can tour the world in my future custom made touring car.

[Lvisaa2]

1. The wisdom to know how to best use my wishes.
2/3. Dependent on 1 ;)

[MarkVI]

I'd want stuff I can't make happen on my own and no time machine because that's impossible, time is linear morons :p

1.) Lightsaber
2.) Invincibility
3.) Invisibility

I could do anything with those ^^

[mynameisuntz]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/genie-lamp.png

1. Health for myself and loved ones.
2. Financial stability - enough to afford me travel and provide for a family.
3. Enlightenment.

If these goals don't have to be entirely realistic, then I'd consider swapping out #2 for the ability to teleport. Since I'm confident I'll be able to provide enough when I'm older :]

[x2lvlarcher]

1. To have complete freedom to do as I want.
2. Not to have to adhere to any man made laws.
3. Die once I turn 40 and no older.

[Lvisaa2]

1. To have complete freedom to do as I want.
2. Not to have to adhere to any man made laws.
3. Die once I turn 40 and no older.

Why would you need 2, if you had 1? Also 3... yeah...

[x2lvlarcher]

Why would you need 2, if you had 1? Also 3... yeah...

Them be my wishes.. why you hate man?

[mynameisuntz]

Them be my wishes.. why you hate man?

Why #3?

[lovingit]

Why #3?Because 40 is oooollllddd.

[HunterCML]

1. Contentment.

[NegatronPrime]

Never understood the whole "I wanna die young cause I dont wanna get old"

Live life ya fukin gimps

[PBateman2]

Damn I just cant seem to narrow it down to three wishes.

We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

[desslok]

no time machine because that's impossible, time is linear morons

Jokes on you, cause I wished it wasn't....

[kkaustin812]

no time machine because that's impossible, time is linear morons :p

What if you are in an accelerating reference frame?

[mynameisuntz]

Because 40 is oooollllddd.

Not if you prepare for it! My mum is 56 and she still gets carded. Exercises, eats healthy, and still maintains a pretty serious 6 pack at 56! Just have to work a bit. I feel like you probably have an idea of where I'm coming from here...


Damn I just cant seem to narrow it down to three wishes.

We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

If everyone did that last bolded portion, then everything else you mentioned would pretty much fall into place.

Everyone should just go read Pete Singer's Famine, Affluence, and Morality. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famine,_Affluence,_and_Morality - the child drowning analogy is pretty much indisputable, as far as I'm concerned, and is entirely applicable to everyone.

[x2lvlarcher]

If I could I would go back in time rather than forward but no time machine.. so rather not go forward after 40.

[mynameisuntz]

If I could I would go back in time rather than forward but no time machine.. so rather not go forward after 40.

Why, though?

[PBateman2]

Everyone should just go read Pete Singer's Famine, Affluence, and Morality. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famine,_Affluence,_and_Morality - the child drowning analogy is pretty much indisputable, as far as I'm concerned, and is entirely applicable to everyone.

Awesome! Will definitely check that out.

[deadpool9]

1. Perfect health for my entire family until death of old age (I realize you do have to die from something.....)
2. Infinite money or 1 trillion dollars (in Dr. Evil voice).
3. Perfect body regardless of how much I eat, or the ability to play any and every musical instrument known to man

[trance__dreamer]

Not if you prepare for it! My mum is 56 and she still gets carded. Exercises, eats healthy, and still maintains a pretty serious 6 pack at 56! Just have to work a bit. I feel like you probably have an idea of where I'm coming from here...



If everyone did that last bolded portion, then everything else you mentioned would pretty much fall into place.

Everyone should just go read Pete Singer's Famine, Affluence, and Morality. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famine,_Affluence,_and_Morality - the child drowning analogy is pretty much indisputable, as far as I'm concerned, and is entirely applicable to everyone.


One of the core arguments of this essay is that, if one can use one's wealth to reduce suffering — for example, by aiding famine-relief efforts — without any significant reduction in the well-being of oneself or others, it is immoral not to do so. According to Singer, such inaction is clearly immoral if a child is drowning in a shallow pond and someone can save it but chooses not to;[6] nor does placing greater geographical distance between the person in need and the potential helper reduce the latter's moral obligations:
It makes no difference whether the person I can help is a neighbor's child ten yards away from me or a Bengali whose name I shall never know, ten thousand miles away. [...] The moral point of view requires us to look beyond the interests of our own society. Previously [...], this may hardly have been feasible, but it is quite feasible now. From the moral point of view, the prevention of the starvation of millions of people outside our society must be considered at least as pressing as the upholding of property norms within our society.[7]
The affluent, says Singer, are consistently guilty of failing to recognise this, having large amounts of surplus wealth that they do not use to aid humanitarian projects in developing nations.
Here is the thrust of Singer's argument:
"Suffering and death from lack of food, shelter and medical care are bad".[8]
"If it is in our power to prevent something bad from happening, without thereby sacrificing anything of comparable moral importance, then we ought, morally, to do it".[9]
"It makes no moral difference whether the person I can help is a neighbour's child ten yards from me or a Bengali whose name I shall never know, ten thousand miles away".[10]
"The principle makes no distinction between cases in which I am the only person who could possibly do anything and cases in which I am just one among millions in the same position".[11]

interesting! lemme see if my local libraries have it.

[trance__dreamer]

1.) women to not be such perfectionists. it is hard to make friends, because a lot of women around here (regardless of ethnicity) think other women are out to get them/they're jealous. everyone has something that others envy. no one is completely happy w/ their body. but i mean, ****. everyone has good qualities. it's such bull****. because i sit @ home a lot by myself 'cause women don't want to be my friend. no phaggy time. just sayin'. i went out to dinner w/ a group of girls from 1 of the gyms i teach aerobics classes @. it was fukin' intense. i even contributed to the conversation, which was about shti i don't even care about (jewelery, etc). BUT i still made the effort/enthusiasm. ugh. never heard from 'em again. they were chubby. but nice boobs. wish i had them. BUT...i like my legs. it evens out. fuk sakes. :S who cares! be my friiiiiiiiiiiend. =/

2.) less disappointment w/ men. they either want me to be less open-minded (it intimidates them) or want me to be more like a typical bimbo/door mat. or etc etc etc. bleh.

3.) higher bmr. lol. would love to be able to maintain on more energy/not modify things to fit my macros. not complainin', 'cause i make some delicious substitutions. but i enjoy being light on my feet, even if i have to kinda go through the "hassle" of changing around recipes, etc.

[mynameisuntz]

interesting! lemme see if my local libraries have it.

It's undeniable logic, and it will make you think twice about how you spend your money and how much you allocate towards issues that need it (at least, it SHOULD make you think twice :D).

1) Suffering is bad.
2) If we can prevent suffering without bringing undo harm or trouble to ourselves, we ought to do it.

Simple. If a child is drowning, and we are capable of saving them, we should do it. To NOT do it would be immoral; it would be wrong. Even if it means we will ruin our favorite pair of pants. Applying this to an everyday scenario: we are capable of saving people, children. Maybe not from drowning, but from certain death. So why aren't we doing it? We have a moral obligation.

/soap box

[trance__dreamer]

It's undeniable logic, and it will make you think twice about how you spend your money and how much you allocate towards issues that need it (at least, it SHOULD make you think twice :D).

1) Suffering is bad.
2) If we can prevent suffering without bringing undo harm or trouble to ourselves, we ought to do it.

Simple. If a child is drowning, and we are capable of saving them, we should do it. To NOT do it would be immoral; it would be wrong. Even if it means we will ruin our favorite pair of pants. Applying this to an everyday scenario: we are capable of saving people, children. Maybe not from drowning, but from certain death. So why aren't we doing it? We have a moral obligation.

/soap box

it is very rare for people in our age demographic to be consciously aware of these issues. like i was saying above, the chicks i hung out w/ the other night are completely un self-aware of themselves, anything outside of vancouver, & anything that's non-materialistic/is theoretical. i like going clubbing, too. but gat dang. have some substance. i don't want to talk about irrelevant **** the whole entire ight. gotta have something else to converse about besides how my brother's gf is a "fukin bitch". *rolls eyes*

[NegatronPrime]

I like turtles.




But the question remains why that guy doesn't want to live to age 40.

confusedtofuk/10

[kkaustin812]

I like turtles.




But the question remains why that guy doesn't want to live to age 40.

confusedtofuk/10

I will gladly take his extra years! I have BBing goals that could take 100 years to accomplish natty.

[mynameisuntz]

it is very rare for people in our age demographic to be consciously aware of these issues. like i was saying above, the chicks i hung out w/ the other night are completely un self-aware of themselves, anything outside of vancouver, & anything that's non-materialistic/is theoretical. i like going clubbing, too. but gat dang. have some substance. i don't want to talk about irrelevant **** the whole entire ight. gotta have something else to converse about besides how my brother's gf is a "fukin bitch". *rolls eyes*

Sadly, that's the case with many people. I would never suggest someone let these issues take over their life to the part where they don't lead a "normal" life, but it'd be nice if people were at least aware and cared about such issues.

[MarkVI]

It's undeniable logic, and it will make you think twice about how you spend your money and how much you allocate towards issues that need it (at least, it SHOULD make you think twice :D).

1) Suffering is bad.
2) If we can prevent suffering without bringing undo harm or trouble to ourselves, we ought to do it.



/soap box

Suffering in and of itself is bad and we must strive to stop it. But that will never happen - just keep that in mind.

Now there is a complex good in suffereing not to mention the value of growing and developing personally via suffering. The complex good that suffering provides are the feelings of pity and the acts of mercy and charity that arise from those feelings.

[mike201011]

1. For my family to have a full, healthy life.
2. For my maintenance to be 10000kcal :D
3. To win the lotto.

[mynameisuntz]

Suffering in and of itself is bad and we must strive to stop it. But that will never happen - just keep that in mind.

Now there is a complex good in suffereing not to mention the value of growing and developing personally via suffering. The complex good that suffering provides are the feelings of pity and the acts of mercy and charity that arise from those feelings.

I agree. You're talking to someone who is in the process of adopting Buddhism. Suffering is a key part of life necessary for growth.

The suffering I am referring to regarding the other statement(s) is the life-threatening kind. Children starving every day, people without clean water, people who don't have access to medicine. All of us have the capability to alleviate this form of suffering by donating time/money. It would be immoral not to aid in some way. That is the premise of Singer's argument. To pretend it is not our responsibility and to pretend we can't help in any way is fallacious.

[PerpetualMotion]

It's undeniable logic, and it will make you think twice about how you spend your money and how much you allocate towards issues that need it (at least, it SHOULD make you think twice :D).

I remember reading that in philosophy. Unfortunately, I'm in massive debt (student loans), so I can't help anyone until I can help myself. But this issue of suffering reminds me of Benatar's Better Never to Have Been: The Harm of Coming into Existence. Pretty logical and convincing argument but I'm going to have kids anyways. Take that, Benatar!

[mynameisuntz]

I remember reading that in philosophy. Unfortunately, I'm in massive debt (student loans), so I can't help anyone until I can help myself. But this issue of suffering reminds me of Benatar's Better Never to Have Been: The Harm of Coming into Existence. Pretty logical and convincing argument but I'm going to have kids anyways. Take that, Benatar!

Right. The concept would never demand someone contribute when they are in no position to contribute. If contributing means your quality of life suffers, then don't. Work until you get yourself in a position to help, and then do so.

Yeah f that, I plan on having kids, too!

[DTrulez616]

1. To not have insane amounts but enough to live a stress life for me and family and friends.

2. To have every video game system and a super powerful PC with a secret library of every video game made organized in alphabetical order.

3. To be a Super Saiyan or super hero to fight crime and protect the innocent.

[Bane81]

1. To have complete freedom to do as I want.
2. Not to have to adhere to any man made laws.
3. Die once I turn 40 and no older.

So you wish you were a vampire?
http://www.blackberrybeads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/true-blood-eric.jpg

[PR1MO]

1. For my family to have a full, healthy life.
2. For my maintenance to be 10000kcal :D
3. To win the lotto.

3 would be essential if 2 were true lol

[PR1MO]

1. Reality TV never existed.
2. Enough money that I never had to think about money
3. Some superpowers wouldn't go astray....

[HunterCML]

And reps for life for anyone who puts Alan's face in the place of the genie from aladdin.

http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv332/ArmyPunk210/AladinAragon.jpg






sup

[staunchkg]

1. To be able to grow a beard like PhiSig
2. Bang Lovingit, Juliacheh & Kwebbers
3. Repeat # 2 but at the same time.

:D

[staunchkg]

http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv332/ArmyPunk210/AladinAragon.jpg






supReps on Re-charge. That is gold!

[Christiffer]

1.$$$$$$$$$$
2. Great looking girl w/ similar
Interests.(who A. Hasn't been w one of my friends or B. Isn't one of my friends)
3. Good health for all my family and friends.

[juliacheh]

1. To be able to grow a beard like PhiSig
2. Bang Lovingit, Juliacheh & Kwebbers
3. Repeat # 2 but at the same time.

:D

I can understand lovingit and kwebbers, but you can't be serious about me. Dude, YOU GOTTA BE TROLLING HARDCORE :D:D

[kwebbers]

This is how I feel about these nut misc threads lately.....

47rV_IXgfBE

[lorinelise]

1. To be able to grow a beard like PhiSig
2. Bang Lovingit, Juliacheh & Kwebbers
3. Repeat # 2 but at the same time.

:D

Oh, that's cool.

[juliacheh]

Oh, that's cool.

Can offer my place.
I have somebody else in mind.
WUT

[HunterCML]

Can offer my place.
I have somebody else in mind.
WUT

Oh, no no I couldn't....





















wait wut

[PR1MO]

This is how I feel about these nut misc threads lately.....

47rV_IXgfBE

Lol, so in summary, Nutrition Misc is a sub forum where people discuss banging kwebbers, juliacheh, lovingit and lorin. Is that about right??

[staunchkg]

I can understand lovingit and kwebbers, but you can't be serious about me. Dude, YOU GOTTA BE TROLLING HARDCORE :D:DCome on Julia, remember when I said that 34 wasn't old.....You know I'm mirin' ya :D

Lorin much love for you :D

[staunchkg]

1. To be able to grow a beard like PhiSig
2. Bang Lovingit, Juliacheh, Lorinelise & Kwebbers
3. Repeat # 2 but at the same time.

:DFixed

[HunterCML]

Oh, that's cool.

If it makes you feel any better, I would take you to the back room and dirty you up so bad that if your parents ever found out, they would never be able to look at you the same way again.

[lorinelise]

Can offer my place.
I have somebody else in mind.
WUT

Ha! Get it girl ;)


Lol, so in summary, Nutrition Misc is a sub forum where people discuss banging kwebbers, juliacheh, lovingit and lorin. Is that about right??

....yes. Blackheart is actually a mod, he created the subforum.


Come on Julia, remember when I said that 34 wasn't old.....You know I'm mirin' ya :D

Lorin much love for you :D

:p


Fixed


If it makes you feel any better, I would take you to the back room and dirty you up so bad that if your parents ever found out, they would never be able to look at you the same way again.

Okay I feel much better now :D

[PR1MO]

....yes. Blackheart is actually a mod, he created the subforum.

Blackheart's new avi is the reason why I can't sleep at night.

[sawoobley]

[IMG]http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv332/ArmyPunk210/AladinAragon.jpg[IMG]

sup

On spread. Nice work.

[TERMplus]

I agree. You're talking to someone who is in the process of adopting Buddhism. Suffering is a key part of life necessary for growth.

Yeah, sort of like the concept of yin-yang: there'd be no happiness if there were no suffering. nice book, BTW.


1. For my family to have a full, healthy life.
2. For my maintenance to be 10000kcal :D
3. To win the lotto.

You'd be better off wishing to be able to eat whatever you want because if you end up eating something like 5k kcals a day, goodnightsweetmuscle.jpg.

[lorinelise]

Blackheart's new avi is the reason why I can't sleep at night.

Curiosity killed my cat. Had to go look, cursed your name upon seeing said avi.

[yieldtonothing]

1. multi-billionaire
2. boss on the guitar
3. be able to throw 105 mph fastball

[sawoobley]

I would hold onto those wishes until I really needed them or came up with a good way of using them that I wouldn't regret later.

[desslok]

Can offer my place.
I have somebody else in mind.
WUT

I am still very much intrigued by your asian doppleganger, juliachen.

[TXguy33]

But the question remains why that guy doesn't want to live to age 40.

confusedtofuk/10

agreed...confusedasfuk/10 here also.

1) Cure for cancer
2) Play in the MLB
3) Have a nice, happy, and healthy family (no time soon, but one day)

[staunchkg]

I am still very much intrigued by your asian doppleganger, juliachen.LMFAO. See below sig.......

[juliacheh]

Guys, I love you all, but seriously NO.

Nothing personal.

LMAO.


trollface.jpeg

[mike201011]

You'd be better off wishing to be able to eat whatever you want because if you end up eating something like 5k kcals a day, goodnightsweetmuscle.jpg.



What has been wished cannot be unwished.

My body is ready.