Yoga can kiss my ass.

[alan aragon]

One of my dearly beloved female clients wants to take me to a damn yoga class. She loves the hell out of yoga, and thinks that I would love it too - if I would just give it a try.

Hell

F#cking

No

[HunterCML]

1rd



Edit: OP, don't be a fickle phag; I saw you with them kettleballs. trolol

[mynameisuntz]

One of my dearly beloved female clients wants to take me to a damn yoga class. She loves the hell out of yoga, and thinks that I would love it too - if I would just give it a try.

Hell

F#cking

No

ITT: OP acts like he doesn't want to do yoga so that everyone will convince him to do it so he can do it and feel okay about it when he does it.

I can read you like a book, Aragon.

P.S. not changing the wording of that sentence. It's awesome. Grow up if you don't like it.

[kkaustin812]

Yoga will phuk up teh gainz. srs.

[alan aragon]

http://green.thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/epic-fail-yoga-pose-fail.jpg

[HunterCML]

Where do I sign up to be a yoga instructor? srs

[sawoobley]

If this doesn't convince you to do yoga then nothing will...


V2-CLZLqo4A

[waatsgood]

cool starry brah

[PerpetualMotion]

I can't say that's a fail. Old (fat) man is getting some serious poon.

[alan aragon]

If this doesn't convince you to do yoga then nothing will...


V2-CLZLqo4ANo offense to my gay bruthas & sistas, but that was the gayest sh!t I ever heard.

[sawoobley]

lol

[Jack3d26]

Do Yoga enough and you'll be able to kiss your own ass. ;)

[lovingit]

Even I won't do yoga.


brb doing planks...

[Andrew_S]

A couple of weeks doing yoga and you'll be able to kiss your own ass. :D Hell, it's probably one of the drills a week or two in.

http://comedy.videosift.com/video/SNL-Will-Ferrel-Autofellates-in-Yoga-Class

[dustinh6719]

Did you know that what you are talking about is limited by your false sense of reality? Maybe if you studied just a little bit harder while in school you wouldn't be blinded by these fallacies that have cast a cloud over your judgment. I once knew a guy like you who had everything he could ever want but in the end it meant nothing, because he never knew his true place in the grand scheme of things. I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life but, honestly buddy I think it's time you stepped down off of your high horse and took that phucking yoga class!

[mjb108]

http://green.thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/epic-fail-yoga-pose-fail.jpg

Lets hope that doesn't happen to you too op!

[SideSteal]

One of my dearly beloved female clients wants to take me to a damn yoga class. She loves the hell out of yoga, and thinks that I would love it too - if I would just give it a try.

Hell

F#cking

No

Is she hot?

[HunterCML]

One of my dearly beloved female clients...

Pics or negs, OP.

[Geoloop]

Pics not loading OP

[sawoobley]

Pics or negs, OP.

That's like threatening to throw a piece of sand at OP.

[ko300zx]

If client = hot;
Then
Do yoga
Else
Replace client

[Andrew_S]

...this thread has potential.

http://www.alanaragonblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Terris-Class-2-23-11-e1298506466459.jpg

[Hyruliangoat]

Yoga? Is that a boy band?

[alan aragon]

Tony Horton secretly wishes he was this girl:

AHi8Ib9Btuo

[HunterCML]

If client = hot;
Then
Do yoga
Else
Replace client

<script language="javascript">

<!--hide

var sexy="client";

if (client==hot)
{
alert('go to yoga you noob');
}

else if (client==passable)
{
alert('do not go, OP');
}

else if (client==passableBUTeasy)
{
alert('slambamthankyouma'am');
}

//-->

</SCRIPT>








































yeah.

[NaLLa8705]

Pics not loading OP

Brb loading picview.exe
Brb reloading FireFox...

OP is surly a phaggot




For the lulz... don't neg me Alan...

[PhiSig2298]

Make sure you don't don't do this OP


tTnHvmVV1iM

[SideSteal]

Make sure you don't don't do this OP


tTnHvmVV1iM

LOL
Seriously dude wtf. Where do you get this crap? Do you just have them banked up and waiting?

"Man the moment someone mentions Yoga I got a great fart clip"

[PhiSig2298]

LOL
Seriously dude wtf. Where do you get this crap? Do you just have them banked up and waiting?

"Man the moment someone mentions Yoga I got a great fart clip"


lol I have fast fingers! Youtube'd "yoga fail"& found this gem








PS.. I don't know if that was a "fart" if ya know what I mean

[alan aragon]

LOL
Seriously dude wtf. Where do you get this crap? Phil's beard.... It's not just a flavor saver, it's a data storage unit.™

[SideSteal]

PS.. I don't know if that was a "fart" if ya know what I mean


LOLOLOLOL

Pitch wasn't high enough, it had to be a fart.

Ever blow up a balloon and when you deflate it you pull on ... ahh nvm.

[PhiSig2298]

LOLOLOLOL

Pitch wasn't high enough, it had to be a fart.

Ever blow up a balloon and when you deflate it you pull on ... ahh nvm.



LOLOLOL


MhJXWZ7FkOQ

[alan aragon]

LOLOLOLOL

Pitch wasn't high enough, it had to be a fart.

Ever blow up a balloon and when you deflate it you pull on ... ahh nvm.I dunno, I vote queef on that. Notice how the movement prior to it could have easily had a vacuuming effect.

[SideSteal]

I dunno, I vote queef on that. Notice how the movement prior to it could have easily had a vacuuming eefect.

Start a poll?

God this subforum rules. Queefing is such a better topic than the regular nutrition forums.

[PhiSig2298]

I dunno, I vote queef on that.


Sadly, my phone isn't scratch & sniff.. I'd confirm one way or another

[phozosado]

Can't believe the hate for yoga. I dig it.

[desslok]

I've never done yoga, but I watch this show whenever its on

nTveP0ngOSs&gl=US

[Andrew_S]

Start a poll?

God this subforum rules. Queefing is such a better topic than the regular nutrition forums.


I heard that if you queef after 6pm it turns into a fart while you sleep. A gassy guy at the gym told me.

[Andrew_S]

I've never done yoga, but I watch this show whenever its on.


I thought yoga was supposed to make you flexible and limber, but I feel as stiff as ever watching that.

[PhiSig2298]

I heard that if you queef after 6pm it turns into a fart while you sleep. A gassy guy at the gym told me.


Is queef frequency a myth?

What about dirty vs clean queef?

Will you rate my queef?



I think I need to start my own thread on these questions..

[phozosado]

Is queef frequency a myth?

What about dirty vs clean queef?

Will you rate my queef?



I think I need to start my own thread on these questions..

Make sure to include:

"Can I drink queef?"
"How much queef is too much?"
and
"If IIFYM is so great, why aren' there any serious queefs that follow it?"

[desslok]

I thought yoga was supposed to make you flexible and limber, but I feel as stiff as ever watching that.

You like that one? I have to take a cold shower after this one:
5MwINrhzeBg&gl=US

[PhiSig2298]

Make sure to include:

"Can I drink queef?"
"How much queef is too much?"
and
"If IIFYM is so great, why aren' there any serious queefs that follow it?"


lol'ed..

Whats the queef window PWO to get teh gainz?

Will queef spike ma inzulin?

Can I queef inta-workout?

Whats better, white or brown queef?

[Lvisaa2]

lol'ed..

Whats the queef window PWO to get teh gainz?

Will queef spike ma inzulin?

Can I queef inta-workout?

Whats better, white or brown queef?

Only in a misc section can a thread go from yoga to this. I think I'm in love.

[PhiSig2298]

You like that one? I have to take a cold shower after this one:
5MwINrhzeBg&gl=US


My heart rate & other things raised at the 2:30 mark.. I've got to get some red shorts like that

[alan aragon]

This thread... It's sticky material.

[desslok]

This thread... It's sticky material.

Twice!

[PerpetualMotion]

I've got to get some red shorts like that

How do you look in them? :)

[PhiSig2298]

This thread... It's sticky material.


More ways than one..

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/o-face.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SXog9JjBObI/AAAAAAAAA3Q/76hn-gszy_k/s400/O-face.jpg

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/7/1/99%20He%20Showed%20This%20O%20Face%20to%20Mandy%20 Moore_thumb.jpg

http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/best_celebrity_faces_43.jpg

http://wouldyoutapthat.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/visits_planet_hollywood_018.jpg?w=333&h=500

http://freejokesfunny.com/upload/2279-16506/crossed-eyes-in-adults.jpg

[PhiSig2298]

How do you look in them? :)


Check the bodyspace pics ;)






















(notsrs)

[Andrew_S]

I came for the yoga, but stayed for the queef. Then I saw the yoga and came again.

[jake1224]

would probably do good things for flexibility and zen bullsh*t and relaxation, etc. I'd do it if I could find a decent class around or on campus.

it's a room full of scantily clad women, what's the problem again?

[2canman]

So OP, you're telling me you don't want your friend to take you to a class full of hot women stretching their asses in your face while you get to work out? know how i know your gay?

in all seriousness though, p90x yoga is hard as hell (i've done it multiple times). gotta be pretty flexible to do it to full extent though.

[SOJA]

Yoga? Is that a boy band?
Of course you'd want to know!

[snorkelman]

Is it Greek yoga?

[SOJA]

They teach yoga or pilates at my gym, I think they're the same. There's the occasional hot chick, but most of them are women who don't know how to take care of themselves. :-/

[NegatronPrime]

Dem dere vidyas.


Boner time.

[psychodiver9]

Does op even lift? Just do the damn yoga

[Anabolichef]

One of my dearly beloved female clients wants to take me to a damn yoga class. She loves the hell out of yoga, and thinks that I would love it too - if I would just give it a try.

Hell

F#cking

No

join date: 03

thread about a female who does yoga

no pics.

do you even misc?

[PBateman2]

You like that one? I have to take a cold shower after this one:
5MwINrhzeBg&gl=US

Dayuuuuuuuuuuuum! Epic..lol.

[mike201011]

4bGoyuRlYPE



Dont know about you, but I kinda like yoga.


:)

[Ryan314]

So how'd it go OP?



http://olen.rasisti.info/coolface.jpg

[R3T3K]

you like that one? I have to take a cold shower after this one:
5mwinrhzebg&gl=us

hnnnnnnggggggg.

[trance__dreamer]

One of my dearly beloved female clients wants to take me to a damn yoga class. She loves the hell out of yoga, and thinks that I would love it too - if I would just give it a try.

Hell

F#cking

No

yoga fries my cns more than low-rep compounds. FUK. i HATE yoga. i leave more frazzled than when i enter.


If this doesn't convince you to do yoga then nothing will...


V2-CLZLqo4A

Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks pathetic and digusting...

[trance__dreamer]

They teach yoga or pilates at my gym, I think they're the same. There's the occasional hot chick, but most of them are women who don't know how to take care of themselves. :-/

Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks pathetic and digusting...

[staunchkg]

Dreamer, you surprise me more and more. You rock!

[trance__dreamer]

They teach yoga or pilates at my gym, I think they're the same. There's the occasional hot chick, but most of them are women who don't know how to take care of themselves. :-/


Dreamer, you surprise me more and more. You rock!
life is so much better when you don't hold any walls up. gone are the days when i held back. fuk that. too stressful. i'm happier now.

yea. i teach yoga. modified. not the shti where you have to basically squat/lunge/plank/etc for 120 seconds. how the hell is that relaxing? that's basically bodyweight work. i teach my version all on the ground. no effort needed. now THAT is yoga. :D

[hankst]

A friend of mine recently told me that she's able to put her legs behind her head. That changed my whole perspective on yoga.

OP: DO IT PHAGGOT!

:D

[trance__dreamer]

A friend of mine recently told me that she's able to put her legs behind her head. That changed my whole perspective on yoga.

OP: DO IT PHAGGOT!

:D

hmm... i thought all women could do that. we're more flexible in the hips, naturally. my hamstrings are tight as fuk, though; can't reach my toes. "i'm too tall". ;) but my hips are very bendy. isn't it because of child birthing reasons?

[ko300zx]

http://aitotw.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/wtf.jpg?w=242

Looks extremely fake to me...

F6IHjSJfunk

[hankst]

hmm... i thought all women could do that. we're more flexible in the hips, naturally. my hamstrings are tight as fuk, though; can't reach my toes. "i'm too tall". ;) but my hips are very bendy. isn't it because of child birthing reasons?

The **** do I care.
I just want it to work! :D

Kinda like my radio. I don't want to know how it works, it just needs to play all the right tunes when I'm turning it on, of you know what I'm sayin'.

[trance__dreamer]

The **** do I care.
I just want it to work! :D

Kinda like my radio. I don't want to know how it works, it just needs to play all the right tunes when I'm turning it on, of you know what I'm sayin'.
bingo bango bongo. i feel ya, "dawg".

[KingOfChaos]

One of my dearly beloved female clients wants to take me to a damn yoga class. She loves the hell out of yoga, and thinks that I would love it too - if I would just give it a try.

Hell

F#cking

No

Don't go for the yoga...go for the yoga pants.