NMisc should I hit it? (pics)

[HunterCML]

I need the guidance of the all knowing NMisc to help me out on this one. I have a chance at hitting this, I'm serious and I really don't want to blow it. I mean, I honestly can't even focus during the day.. I only think about tearing into it and getting that sweet satisfaction that I crave.


I just want to grip my stick, and pound into it until it just breaks.. ya know? I'm just afraid that I'll let myself go too far.. I have major self control issues and this isn't the first time that a situation like this has a chance of going badly.


It's going down at my cousin's birthday party. I think I can get "first dibs" too. This one hasn't been broken into before, if you know what I'm getting at. I think with the right angles, and the right penetration power I can really get in there and bust it all over the place.








































fuark, almost forgot pics.




http://img.ehowcdn.com/article-page-main/ehow/images/a02/7e/i2/have-piata-party-800x800.jpg


There it is brahs. What do you think? I'm afraid that I'll binge on the candy and completely dirty up my bulk. I'm trying to hit my macros and be on point with my diet.. but pinatas are my weakness and this one is filled with snickers bars and reeces peanut butter cups - my favorites.

Should I just avoid it all together and save myself the cutting time later, or should I hit it?

[NegatronPrime]

i must be fullhomo or something. because at thread title i instantly thought of pinata instead of vagina :(

[dukend]

. Srt.

[PhiSig2298]

Hit it & forget it

[Lvisaa2]

I just want to grip my stick, and pound into it until it just breaks.. ya know? I'm just afraid that I'll let myself go too far.. I have major self control issues and this isn't the first time that a situation like this has a chance of going badly.

Come on, you know the motto, " If it fits...". If it doesn't then you can always give another guy a go and then come in for seconds. Or even try it from both sides. Sometimes it's nice to share.

[PhiSig2298]

Still scratching my head & wondering what having secks with a ghey donkey & fitting candy into your macros have in common...




That TDEE should go up if you pace yourself

[Dujin77]

Hit that **** bro. Get to it before some other dude wrecks it and you end up with sloppy seconds.

[ko300zx]

I mean, if you're into the whole cousin thing, I won't judge you but...

[snorkelman]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/29/ThisThreadSucks_B.jpg

[HunterCML]

Come on, you know the motto, " If it fits...". If it doesn't then you can always give another guy a go and then come in for seconds. Or even try it from both sides. Sometimes it's nice to share.
I like how you think bro. I see this isn't your first time around some sharing situations.


That TDEE should go up if you pace yourself
I think gripping the stick and wrecking that **** might burn some calories and allow me to have one or two more reeces cups without guilt.

Hit that **** bro. Get to it before some other dude wrecks it and you end up with sloppy seconds.
Good point brah. I don't want to be on my knees getting all that goodness before I realize I could have slammed it first.

I mean, if you're into the whole cousin thing, I won't judge you but...
wat?

Just my cousin's party bro. Last party he did try to p-block me though.

[mike201011]

Eat after smash.







Wut?

[JasonDB]

Man the harpoons/10

Would smash, but would keep it on the low down.

[MikeK46]

Did a doubletake to make it wasn't a "desslok" thread :)

[lovingit]

I lol'ed. I am so easily amused.

[HunterCML]

I lol'ed. I am so easily amused.

brb replacing your new avi for the ****ty pinata pic

[desslok]

Did a doubletake to make it wasn't a "desslok" thread :)

Same here...
waitwut?


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_j9oDqG2zBGE/SLitQ7Mgz_I/AAAAAAAABnQ/LgqI3Nj6WFI/s400/i'd+hit+it.jpg

[vitornoob]

inb4hunterdoingthis:
sIQ6ZZpBA7g

[HunterCML]

Those are painful to watch.

[JHarden]

Just make sure you get at the front of the line. It's just not as satisfying if you get up there and hit it after 5 other people have already banged the **** out of it.

[mynameisuntz]

Would smash with the fury of a thousand Greek gods.

[brendbro]

OP, ever heard of self control?

[Ashlei]

you are one cheeky kunt mate. I lol'd :D

[lovingit]

http://img.ehowcdn.com/article-page-main/ehow/images/a02/7e/i2/have-piata-party-800x800.jpg


Oh heavenly blessed beauty...

[Ashlei]

Oh heavenly blessed beauty...

damn I wish I'd thought of that! I'd hit it (srs).

[lovingit]

damn I wish I'd thought of that! I'd hit it (srs).You can still come up with some....

Oh heavenly blessed beauty whose inner beauty is divine and everlasting, I would crawl on my hands and knees through broken glass just to suck on the Tootsie Pop that comes from your ample belly.

lol

[dustinh6719]

I'd hit it...

http://www.groomsonline.com/store/graphics/00000001/PER.jpg

...with a bat

[Ashlei]

Oh heavenly blessed beauty whose inner beauty is divine and everlasting, I would crawl on my hands and knees through broken glass just to suck on the Tootsie Pop that comes from your ample belly.

lol

lol'd!! On spread....that may be my favorite response though.

[trance__dreamer]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/29/ThisThreadSucks_B.jpg
word. i am disgust. :S disrespect ftl.


Oh heavenly blessed beauty...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[JasonDB]

So.... did you hit it or not?

[HunterCML]

So.... did you hit it or not?

Smashed it so hard that creamy, sweet goodness flew everywhere.