Things I have learned since joining this the BBc community

[latebloomingmom]

gotta say its been an interesting few days since joining this site
still struggling with figuring out some of the lingo
for instance, when I first joined on and read the posts certain things confused me
1. Brahs/Brahettes: well, I was pretty sure what a Bra was but had never been referred to as one before and what was a brahette? a lady's undergarment for smaller sizes?
2. BB Show: well, I thought that one was kinda odd. why would anyone ask me if I had ever been to a baby shower on an exercise site?
3. Someone named Noob, or Newbie or Newbee seems to like to go into all the areas and ask the same questions. Poor guy seems to be lost
4. Neg Reps: some strange exercise like a decline bench or standing on your head
5 Mirrin my kittn: I had a little neighbor boy once that kept trying to hit my dog with a stick. He'd call the dog over and say "here boy, fetch" and then hit him with it. If you have a neighbor boy that is shining a mirror on your cat each time it goes outside. well, that is just rude. I mean, some peoples children.

[latebloomingmom]

now, did you read this and think, is she serious?

[TeayotaSoupra]

nope I giggled

[Keltron]

I snickered and chuckled
(because giggling is beta and phaggy)

[DearZorro]

I learn a new word: "phaggot" but I did not bothered to look from dictionary what it means. But I saw 2 nights dreams where everyone was a phaggot :p

Then I learned that guys which lifts dies hunger without women in the kitchen because they do not know how to make sandwitches :(

[Keltron]

I learn a new word: "phaggot" but I did not bothered to look from dictionary what it means. But I saw 2 nights dreams where everyone was a phaggot :p

Then I learned that guys which lifts dies hunger without women in the kitchen because they do not know how to make sandwitches :(

are you familiar w/a gentleman by the name of bbsitum on the Over 35 board?
:D

[DearZorro]

are you familiar w/a gentleman by the name of bbsitum on the Over 35 board?
:D


Why should I be?.... That is something I have not learned yet...

[Keltron]

Why should I be?.... That is something I have not learned yet...
Well he's this foreign guy who's posts are sometimes unintelligible and when you said
"Then I learned that guys which lifts dies hunger without women in the kitchen because they do not know how to make sandwitches"
It sounded like him.

A lot of the other Over 35 members make fun of him but I give him credit for trying to actually speak what little English he knows instead of refusing to practice because he's worried about how he's going to sound.

[DearZorro]

Well he's this foreign guy who's posts are sometimes unintelligible and when you said
"Then I learned that guys which lifts dies hunger without women in the kitchen because they do not know how to make sandwitches"
It sounded like him.

A lot of the other Over 35 members make fun of him but I give him credit for trying to actually speak what little English he knows instead of refusing to practice because he's worried about how he's going to sound.


I think it is funnier to be at this side of language barrier :p People are such a uninhumorously :D

[latebloomingmom]

what the???

[JillSlap]

I've learned that women want a man with a large phallus and great earning potential. And they will cheat if these criteria are not met.

[Keltron]

I've learned that women want a man with a large phallus and great earning potential. And they will cheat if these criteria are not met.

And they also have to be tall but not too tall!

[DearZorro]

And of course, we are all sl*twh*res :D And it does not matter if you die as a virgin!!!!!

[Birdy69]

What does bbc mean?

[bresso86]

What does bbc mean?
what your preparing you anus for

[latebloomingmom]

British Broadcasting Company

[JillSlap]

And they also have to be tall but not too tall!

And they must have a full head of thick and luxurious hair. Otherwise we WILL cheat. We can't help it; it's an evolutionary imperative. That's scientific!

[Keltron]

And they must have a full head of thick and luxurious hair. Otherwise we WILL cheat. We can't help it; it's an evolutionary imperative. That's scientific!

but they can't OVER-style it because they'll look too metro but they can't understyle it because then they'd look too unkempt and unhygenic.

[caprica6]

now, did you read this and think, is she serious?

The unintended humor is in your title, op. People use bb.com or bb instead. b b c is an anatomical part/slur in the misc section.

Just looking out for you. :)

[latebloomingmom]

The unintended humor is in your title, op. People use bb.com or bb instead. b b c is an anatomical part/slur in the misc section.

Just looking out for you. :)

thank you, I will write that down on my list too

[KyleAaron]

I've learned that women want a man with a large phallus and great earning potential. And they will cheat if these criteria are not met.
Questions:
Surely by the time the woman discovers the size of the phallus, she has already decided she likes the man?
Why would she want great earning potential in a man, rather than great earning in a man, or even better, great earning in herself?


And they must have a full head of thick and luxurious hair. Otherwise we WILL cheat. We can't help it; it's an evolutionary imperative. That's scientific!
So Fabio is the ideal man?

http://www.fabioifc.com/2009_FOLDER/people_cover.jpg

Subject to phallus check, of course.

[AnnieOlson]

So Fabio is the ideal man?

http://www.fabioifc.com/2009_FOLDER/people_cover.jpg

Subject to phallus check, of course.

oh, the hours i would spend running my fingers through his hair :D

[BananaOats]

oh, the hours i would spend running my fingers through his hair :D

Haha!

[Keltron]

oh, the hours i would spend running my fingers through his hair :D

You really think he would let anyone touch his hair? lol

[latebloomingmom]

You really think he would let anyone touch his hair? lol

question: that picture was taken in 93 so does he still have any hair??

[bosgirlin09]

Wasn't he attacked by birds once...like at a carnival or something? Probably trying to nest in his hair...

[KyleAaron]

question: that picture was taken in 93 so does he still have any hair??
I think so. Ask at the Fabio Fan Club (http://www.fabioifc.com/) to find out for sure.

[JillSlap]

Questions:
Surely by the time the woman discovers the size of the phallus, she has already decided she likes the man?
Why would she want great earning potential in a man, rather than great earning in a man, or even better, great earning in herself?


So Fabio is the ideal man?


Subject to phallus check, of course.

Don't ask me. I don't make the rules, I just have follow them as a matter of strict stereotyping. According to the misc, (and everything in the misc is 100% FACT) I, as a woman, have no choice but to cheat on men who are unattractive by conventional standards, middle to lower middle class, and average to below average in the peen region.

Although, in my opinion (not that my opinion matters, since I'm a woman) Fabio is srsly uggo.

[JillSlap]

Wasn't he attacked by birds once...like at a carnival or something? Probably trying to nest in his hair...

A bird flew into his face while he was riding a roller coaster. And may I just say THANK YOU for giving me a reason to look this picture up. It has made my day!

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4034/4409901003_d129b24a98.jpg

Wheeeee!!

[Keltron]

Wasn't he attacked by birds once...like at a carnival or something? U8PgcCe3P_c

Probably trying to nest in his hair...I'd laugh at that and say it was funny but then I'd be accused of whiteknighting you... So instead, I'm gonna request nudez.

[AnnieOlson]

You really think he would let anyone touch his hair? lol

hey now, i give good scalp massages ;) but i only give it to long-haired men...

[DearZorro]

I like the way this thread has turned ---> Long haired men :D