Words of Wisdom from my Elders

[SundayGolf]

These are words of Wisdom I have heard through out my life from my "Funny" elders..

1. Everybody you works in the "White House" don't live there...(meaning: it takes many to make this country run...not just one family) "Grandmother"

2. Just because my "porch" is clean, doesn' t mean I'm a "Good" cook...( meaning: Individuals have different task to make a household run smoothly) "My Dad"

3. Just because I don't wear a dress, doesn't mean I'm not listen...(meaning: I may be a man...but I can follow a conversation or give you the respect of listening to yours) "Grandfather"

4. Don't stop playing the game, just because the "Rules" change...(meaning : Adapt and overcome what obstacle may come your way) "My Mom"

5. If I catch the S.O.B. who stole my piece of cake, it's going to be HELL to pay...(meaning: Self explanatory...LOL) "My Grandfather"

[dianelabant]

From my greatgrandmother, "Sh-- in one hand and wish in the other & see what fills up faster", it is a LOT funnier hearing it from a 90+ church going lady who NEVER swore,,, and it was QUITE shocking!

"If a job is worth doing, it is worth doing well"- my daddy

"Because I said so" - my momma

not as full of wisdom as your family, but thought they were different - in their own way.

Some of my favorites, This too shall pass!!!!

Just do it.

oh what the hell, why not?(Boy, has this one gotten me in trouble!)

I am sure i will come across some funny ones as i think about it, you got any more? Wanna hear them.

D





These are words of Wisdom I have heard through out my life from my "Funny" elders..

1. Everybody you works in the "White House" don't live there...(meaning: it takes many to make this country run...not just one family) "Grandmother"

2. Just because my "porch" is clean, doesn' t mean I'm a "Good" cook...( meaning: Individuals have different task to make a household run smoothly) "My Dad"

3. Just because I don't wear a dress, doesn't mean I'm not listen...(meaning: I may be a man...but I can follow a conversation or give you the respect of listening to yours) "Grandfather"

4. Don't stop playing the game, just because the "Rules" change...(meaning : Adapt and overcome what obstacle may come your way) "My Mom"

5. If I catch the S.O.B. who stole my piece of cake, it's going to be HELL to pay...(meaning: Self explanatory...LOL) "My Grandfather"

[SundayGolf]

From my greatgrandmother, "Sh-- in one hand and wish in the other & see what fills up faster", it is a LOT funnier hearing it from a 90+ church going lady who NEVER swore,,, and it was QUITE shocking!

"If a job is worth doing, it is worth doing well"- my daddy

"Because I said so" - my momma

not as full of wisdom as your family, but thought they were different - in their own way.

Some of my favorites, This too shall pass!!!!

Just do it.

oh what the hell, why not?(Boy, has this one gotten me in trouble!)

I am sure i will come across some funny ones as i think about it, you got any more? Wanna hear them.

D
Wow! you sure our families aren't related...looking at yours..took me back also.... and I've heard many of the ones you wrote...and I've said many of them too..(being a parent)...
Esp. OH what the Hell , Why Not ? and yes I have had some next mornings...regreting those very words....

Here is another one for ya....
If Johnny jump off the bridge , are you going too ???

[krisdineone]

"If I catch the S.O.B. who stole my piece of cake, it's going to be HELL to pay...(meaning: Self explanatory...LOL) "My Grandfather"

This Lol~

[AntiOblivious]

Well, this is certainly distorted. No logic to it.