hope2bme
06-08-2010, 09:31 AM
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
He was a royal pain to the nurses, bossing them around like they were his own employees.
The hospital staff avoided him whenever they could.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him.
She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature".
After complaining at length, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his
mouth.
"No, I'm sorry," the nurse said, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his
behind.
After feeling the insertion, he heard her announce,
"I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She left the door to his room open on her way out.
He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing.
After about 20 minutes, the man's Doctor came into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen someone having
their temperature taken?"
The doctor replied:
"Not with a Daffodil". :D
He was a royal pain to the nurses, bossing them around like they were his own employees.
The hospital staff avoided him whenever they could.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him.
She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature".
After complaining at length, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his
mouth.
"No, I'm sorry," the nurse said, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his
behind.
After feeling the insertion, he heard her announce,
"I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She left the door to his room open on her way out.
He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing.
After about 20 minutes, the man's Doctor came into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen someone having
their temperature taken?"
The doctor replied:
"Not with a Daffodil". :D