Xbox 360 Owners and Their Gentle Hunts for Zbucs

[ppself]

Screw the misc.

This is what happens when you have a locker room of alpha football players, and two of them are gay.

Screws everybody.

[Uninspired123]

Him and some phaggot (an actual phaggot) decided to eat their man milk. Both have videos.

i do believe the prime minister is in town

[ppself]

i do believe the prime minister is in town

Banned for using prime minister.

Why not just PM someone for the source? Why publicize it in front of the mods?


brb, checking uniflexers123 youtube page.

[Uninspired123]

the **** are you guys talking about, the UK prime minister David Cameron is in San Diego for a conference.







http://img.youtube.com/vi/hlJ91pu_Ox4/0.jpg

[Uninspired123]

http://www.n2itv.com/ms/HappyTuesdayWhiteCatAndMouse-1.gif

[thegenerel]

i hope you were infracted for the PM thing

[Uninspired123]

i bet my sig makes u mad too

[jason_bh]

What's up guise?

[thegenerel]

What's up guise?

hi...do i know you?

[Uninspired123]

What's up guise?

where the **** have you been, i was worried sick

[jason_bh]

hi...do i know you?

Hai, I am new here. Do I have potential?



LOL. Been away for too long.

[jason_bh]

where the **** have you been, i was worried sick

LOL. Thanks for caring.

I've been real busy at work and taking a couple of classes (studying).


Actually I was dead. :D

[thegenerel]

where the **** have you been, i was worried sick

why the **** are you here? you are dead to us.

[Uninspired123]

why the **** are you here? you are dead to us.

that's very rude brah

[thegenerel]

that's very rude brah

even conzy is playing 360, and he technically doesnt even own one. have fun with the wild fires. Captain Planet aka Zbuc is just going to let socal burn, just to spite you.

[Uninspired123]

even conzy is playing 360, and he technically doesnt even own one. have fun with the wild fires. Captain Planet aka Zbuc is just going to let socal burn, just to spite you.

conzy was always a crafty one, maybe he's S'ing D for 360 time.

[thegenerel]

do you guys like my setup? note the huge amount of almonds and my custom ordered backwards LOTR poster

http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/5158/img0128v.jpg

[ppself]

^^^^ I see what you did there.


Don't be jealous.

[Busch12]

do you guys like my setup? note the huge amount of almonds and my custom ordered backwards LOTR poster

are those them there habanero barbecue flavored almonds? sooooo good

[thegenerel]

are those them there habanero barbecue flavored almonds? sooooo good

of course. as you can tell by the picture, there is a lot of nut consumption (of many varieties) at that desk.

[PLANETGETLOW]

Damn boy, he rich!!

[Considine]

of course. as you can tell by the picture, there is a lot of nut consumption (of many varieties) at that desk.

Clean your desk, it's filthy.

[thegenerel]

Damn boy, he rich!!

excuse you, its "damn, you rich boy!"

[ppself]

My setup rapes your setup generel.

Normal.

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/9646/n5839390996020226563.jpg

Illuminate!

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/3504/n5839390996020248758.jpg

[jason_bh]

BC2 story:

Had a 12 y/o join my squad yesterday. Had the high-pitched voice and everything. We were defending on White Pass (Rush). He kept complaining about getting killed as soon as he spawned, talked about how he got the jump on someone but they killed him anyways. He did that the whole match.

Then he started talking about how he didn't have a good spawn point despite me sitting right next to the only MCOM and defending it well. He kept saying that our team wasn't doing anything. Then he says 'You guys suck' and quits the game. I was like WTH?

So I messaged him and told him that we won the match and that it must have been user error. Have not heard back from him.

What an idiot.

[thegenerel]

BC2 story:

Had a 12 y/o join my squad yesterday. Had the high-pitched voice and everything. We were defending on White Pass (Rush). He kept complaining about getting killed as soon as he spawned, talked about how he got the jump on someone but they killed him anyways. He did that the whole match.

Then he started talking about how he didn't have a good spawn point despite me sitting right next to the only MCOM and defending it well. He kept saying that our team wasn't doing anything. Then he says 'You guys suck' and quits the game. I was like WTH?

So I messaged him and told him that we won the match and that it must have been user error. Have not heard back from him.

What an idiot.

dispatch your sons to go execute him.

[ppself]

BC2 story:

Had a 12 y/o join my squad yesterday. Had the high-pitched voice and everything. We were defending on White Pass (Rush). He kept complaining about getting killed as soon as he spawned, talked about how he got the jump on someone but they killed him anyways. He did that the whole match.

Then he started talking about how he didn't have a good spawn point despite me sitting right next to the only MCOM and defending it well. He kept saying that our team wasn't doing anything. Then he says 'You guys suck' and quits the game. I was like WTH?

So I messaged him and told him that we won the match and that it must have been user error. Have not heard back from him.

What an idiot.

Luckily for me i don't hear anybody else on the mics unless it's someone in my party. I see the mic icons pop up in my squad and i do hear a faint sound. So it maybe turned down or something for me.

If i did hear some kid i would have already told him to not talk at all or i'm just going to follow him as a medic and keep rezzing him in the middle of a firefight, getting him killed over and over.

I have no patience for kids playing a M rated game.

[jason_bh]

dispatch your sons to go execute him.

LOL. I may just do that. Of course my youngest came up to me yesterday and said "Daddy, the garbage men came by and didn't even pick up our garbage". He was looking out the window. He then said "Daddy go get your gun and shoot them". :eek:




Luckily for me i don't hear anybody else on the mics unless it's someone in my party. I see the mic icons pop up in my squad and i do hear a faint sound. So it maybe turned down or something for me.

If i did hear some kid i would have already told him to not talk at all or i'm just going to follow him as a medic and keep rezzing him in the middle of a firefight, getting him killed over and over.

I have no patience for kids playing a M rated game.

LOL. I like the way that you think. I need to adopt this way of thinking.

I hate to be rude, but a kid doesn't really need to play this game.

Of course I should have been a medic and kept reviving him. Why didn't I think of that?

[ppself]

LOL. I may just do that. Of course my youngest came up to me yesterday and said "Daddy, the garbage men came by and didn't even pick up our garbage". He was looking out the window. He then said "Daddy go get your gun and shoot them". :eek:





LOL. I like the way that you think. I need to adopt this way of thinking.

I hate to be rude, but a kid doesn't really need to play this game.

Of course I should have been a medic and kept reviving him. Why didn't I think of that?

You can do the medic trick. Keep mortar striking them throughout the game if they are sniper. Tracer dart them, blow their cover up (once again if they are sniper, which they usually are). Shoot there C4 up so they don't get any kills from it.

Just a few i can think of that i will do to everybody. :P


Oh and throw medic or ammo packs in the open, knowing full well they will get shot at by the enemy.

[jason_bh]

You can do the medic trick. Keep mortar striking them throughout the game if they are sniper. Tracer dart them, blow their cover up (once again if they are sniper, which they usually are). Shoot there C4 up so they don't get any kills from it.

Just a few i can think of that i will do to everybody. :P


Oh and throw medic or ammo packs in the open, knowing full well they will get shot at by the enemy.

I didn't know that you could shoot C4. I will be doing that frequently. The mortar strike thing is funny too. Nothing more annoying than the shaking from a mortar strike when you have a target lined up at 500 yards away. :D

[ppself]

I didn't know that you could shoot C4. I will be doing that frequently. The mortar strike thing is funny too. Nothing more annoying than the shaking from a mortar strike when you have a target lined up at 500 yards away. :D

Yea you can shoot at C4 to blow it up prematurely.

My buddy has been trying to get his destruction 2.0 achievement and all these chumps keep shooting his C4 not giving him the credit or messing up the simultaneous explosion needed to take a building down.

[Nonopb]

How much is a used (1 year)
Xbox 360 with 60gig harddrive
+2 wireless controllers
+4-5 games (GTA4, Halo3,...)

Thinking of getting one and a friend has one for sale

[Monkey Helmet]

IGN ranked the 360 as the 6th best console of all time. If I posted it in the main forums a sh*tstorm of epic proportions would commence.

http://www.ign.com/top-25-consoles/

[thegenerel]

ps3 was 15...that is going to cause some problems...

[ChicagoCubz]

IGN ranked the 360 as the 6th best console of all time. If I posted it in the main forums a sh*tstorm of epic proportions would commence.

http://www.ign.com/top-25-consoles/

LOL PS3 at #15. Go troll their thread.

[Considine]

IGN ranked the 360 as the 6th best console of all time. If I posted it in the main forums a sh*tstorm of epic proportions would commence.

http://www.ign.com/top-25-consoles/

IGN's known for being 360 Fanboys.

That being said, once I saw Super Nintendo NOT at number 1, I said **** this list.

[Monkey Helmet]

IGN's known for being 360 Fanboys.

That being said, once I saw Super Nintendo NOT at number 1, I said **** this list.

I think a lot of it has to do with how the original NES paved the way for everything else.

[Considine]

I think a lot of it has to do with how the original NES paved the way for everything else.

Yeah...but SNES had the first big console war, made multiplayer gaming huge.


PS3 so low is dumb man, 360 and PS3 have almost the exact same games lol.


Sup with the Wii being so high? That console ****ing BLOWS

[thegenerel]

Yeah...but SNES had the first big console war, made multiplayer gaming huge.


PS3 so low is dumb man, 360 and PS3 have almost the exact same games lol.


Sup with the Wii being so high? That console ****ing BLOWS

overall, Nintendo won this round. it would be myopic to say otherwise.

[Monkey Helmet]

PS3 should've broken the top 10. The N64 should've been in the top 4.

[Considine]

PS3 should've broken the top 10. The N64 should've been in the top 4.

N64 was the bomb. IGN pls go

[ppself]

WTF they couldn't make a freaking list for the consoles? I gotta go through 25 pages and read some stupid opinion.

Whatevas.

360 beats PS3 because of Live component. Plain and simple. All my friends that have PS3's only use them for the exclusives, and only use it for that and blu-rays. Maybe if PS3 had a better online service, and more people cared about blu-rays then PS3 would be closer to #1.

Super Nintendo got a good spot, before Genesis.

Does anybody know if psp or DS were included? And what spot they got?

[ChicagoCubz]

WTF they couldn't make a freaking list for the consoles? I gotta go through 25 pages and read some stupid opinion.

Whatevas.

360 beats PS3 because of Live component. Plain and simple. All my friends that have PS3's only use them for the exclusives, and only use it for that and blu-rays. Maybe if PS3 had a better online service, and more people cared about blu-rays then PS3 would be closer to #1.

Super Nintendo got a good spot, before Genesis.

Does anybody know if psp or DS were included? And what spot they got?

Click the console you want to see.

[Monkey Helmet]

Does anybody know if psp or DS were included? And what spot they got?

They didn't do handhelds. Most of the consoles in the high teens and twenties were before our time, mostly Atari products.

[theACEofSPADES]

BC2 story:

Had a 12 y/o join my squad yesterday. Had the high-pitched voice and everything. We were defending on White Pass (Rush). He kept complaining about getting killed as soon as he spawned, talked about how he got the jump on someone but they killed him anyways. He did that the whole match.

Then he started talking about how he didn't have a good spawn point despite me sitting right next to the only MCOM and defending it well. He kept saying that our team wasn't doing anything. Then he says 'You guys suck' and quits the game. I was like WTH?

So I messaged him and told him that we won the match and that it must have been user error. Have not heard back from him.

What an idiot.

That's happened to me a ton of times, so fuking annoying, even when we're winning they bitch. I just mute them

[Considine]

WTF they couldn't make a freaking list for the consoles? I gotta go through 25 pages and read some stupid opinion.

Whatevas.

360 beats PS3 because of Live component. Plain and simple. All my friends that have PS3's only use them for the exclusives, and only use it for that and blu-rays. Maybe if PS3 had a better online service, and more people cared about blu-rays then PS3 would be closer to #1.

Super Nintendo got a good spot, before Genesis.

Does anybody know if psp or DS were included? And what spot they got?
I figured Live made it good..but not that good. Especially with the RROD that was running wild. **** was like the black plague haha

[ppself]

I figured Live made it good..but not that good. Especially with the RROD that was running wild. **** was like the black plague haha

Who gives a crap about the RROD, when all your friends are on the 360 still. Your going to buy another 360.

PS3 kept people from playing there Uncharted2 right after release cause it couldn't get it's time straight. Common! A single player game has to be online just to check it's time to actually get started?

But yea, Live made it that good. Because PS3 is basically copying the same model structure for their online service now. The service is good for customers, and it's good for the retailer making bank off of it.

Both consoles are good, don't' get me wrong. And they both have their faults, imo i rather play the console that has Live and all of my friends playing the same games as i do.

[thegenerel]

their, there, and theyre are come-on-ly mixed up


did you see what i did there?

[Considine]

Who gives a crap about the RROD, when all your friends are on the 360 still. Your going to buy another 360.

PS3 kept people from playing there Uncharted2 right after release cause it couldn't get it's time straight. Common! A single player game has to be online just to check it's time to actually get started?

But yea, Live made it that good. Because PS3 is basically copying the same model structure for their online service now. The service is good for customers, and it's good for the retailer making bank off of it.

Both consoles are good, don't' get me wrong. And they both have their faults, imo i rather play the console that has Live and all of my friends playing the same games as i do.

wat? I played Uncharted 2 fine lol. I was never able to sign into PSN once. You're outta line!

[jason_bh]

Yeah...but SNES had the first big console war, made multiplayer gaming huge.


PS3 so low is dumb man, 360 and PS3 have almost the exact same games lol.


Sup with the Wii being so high? That console ****ing BLOWS

The Wii was innovative. The controls for the Wii at the time had everyone's mind=blown. Just to prove that point, both the PS3 and the Xbox have come along with their own versions of this type of control.

I think the Wii gets a bad rap for not being a 'hardcore gamer's system'. The Wii has more games for the casual gamer, but that's the market model. You can't deny how many Wii units have sold due to their target market.

I've had a Wii for the longest time and my boys only just started playing it. I've started playing it too. There are some good games for it. It's just that XBL calls me back all the time.


They didn't do handhelds. Most of the consoles in the high teens and twenties were before our time, mostly Atari products.

Not before my time. :o I grew up on the Atari, Intellivision, Collecovision, etc. I remember when the NES came out and I was blown away.


That's happened to me a ton of times, so fuking annoying, even when we're winning they bitch. I just mute them

I didn't know that you could mute them. Good to know.

[ppself]

wat? I played Uncharted 2 fine lol. I was never able to sign into PSN once. You're outta line!

It's not that you gotta sign into pen to play. I think it connects on it's own in the background. I don't know why you didn't have any problems, tons of peeps at work did.

There was another game my friend said did the same thing because it had verify something with psn but he didn't have a Internet connection or something.

The point is. Is that all consoles have their own faults.

Ahhhhh the joys of driving to another state and still get to misc in the car.

[Nonopb]

How much is worth a used (1 year) Xbox 360 with 60gig harddrive +2 wireless controllers +4-5 games (GTA4, Halo3,...)


Bumpy

[Considine]

Bumpy

$300



Damn, playing Mass Effect one..god damn it crushes ME 2. Which I'll be picking up shortly as well as all dat dere DLC

[ppself]

Bumpy

No more than 250$. It will be hard to sell the games with it.

[Nonopb]

$300

Damn, playing Mass Effect one..god damn it crushes ME 2. Which I'll be picking up shortly as well as all dat dere DLC

The guy made a mistake, what he has for sale is :

xbox 360/ 1 controller / 60gig/ intercooler (wat?) / 3 month xbox live card

GTA 4 episodes from liberty city, Fine
Battlefield bad company, Any good?
Bioshock, Great
Rainbow six Vegas, old and bad?
Saints row, no clue
Splinter cell double agent Any good?
,Kane&lynch dead men, Any good?
Beowulf. Prob sucks

I think I could get it 200
Sweet deal?

What do I need to have if I one day need to return the Xbox 360 to microsoft if a RROD shows up? Proof of purchase? Original box?


No more than 250$. It will be hard to sell the games with it.

I'm thinking about buying it, I wasn't clear sorry

(Repped both btw)

[thegenerel]

The guy made a mistake, what he has for sale is :

xbox 360/ 1 controller / 60gig/ intercooler (wat?) / 3 month xbox live card

GTA 4 episodes from liberty city, Fine
Battlefield bad company, Any good?
Bioshock, Great
Rainbow six Vegas, old and bad?
Saints row, no clue
Splinter cell double agent Any good?
,Kane&lynch dead men, Any good?
Beowulf. Prob sucks

I think I could get it 200
Sweet deal?

What do I need to have if I one day need to return the Xbox 360 to microsoft if a RROD shows up? Proof of purchase? Original box?



I'm thinking about buying it, I wasn't clear sorry

(Repped both btw)

GTA 4 episodes from liberty city, really good, better than the game itself
Battlefield bad company, 1 or 2? 1st is solid, 2nd really good
Bioshock, Great
Rainbow six Vegas, old and great
Saints row, more cartoonish/silly GTA
Splinter cell double agent i liked it
,Kane&lynch dead men, not sure
Beowulf. Probaby sucks

[Monkey Helmet]

,Kane&lynch dead men, Any good?


Fun as hell if you have a co-op partner. If you don't then it's just ok.

[ppself]

The guy made a mistake, what he has for sale is :

xbox 360/ 1 controller / 60gig/ intercooler (wat?) / 3 month xbox live card

GTA 4 episodes from liberty city, Fine
Battlefield bad company, Any good?
Bioshock, Great
Rainbow six Vegas, old and bad?
Saints row, no clue
Splinter cell double agent Any good?
,Kane&lynch dead men, Any good?
Beowulf. Prob sucks

I think I could get it 200
Sweet deal?



What do I need to have if I one day need to return the Xbox 360 to microsoft if a RROD shows up? Proof of purchase? Original box?



I'm thinking about buying it, I wasn't clear sorry

(Repped both btw)


200 is pretty good deal. Really good. Slot of them games besides Beowulf are worth playing.


Topic change.


Had to leave the plantation behind in ga and drive up to Chicago for the next 4 days. What a crap hole of a city, and I haven't even been here for A day yet.

No 360 for a whiles :(

Geuss I will utilizing gaming on the iPhone.

[thegenerel]

Had to leave the plantation behind in ga and drive up to Chicago for the next 4 days. What a crap hole of a city, and I haven't even been here for A day yet.

No 360 for a whiles :(

Geuss I will utilizing gaming on the iPhone.

Chicago is supposed to be fantastic. you should go hang out with Cubz.

[Uninspired123]

Chicago is supposed to be fantastic. you should go hang out with Cubz.

in for pics of you guise hanging out

[thegenerel]

in for pics of you guise hanging out

that would be awesome.

[Uninspired123]

Back from gettin swole. Too many mosquitos out to enjoy the walk to and from the gym though. I wish they would go extinct.

[Considine]

Back from gettin swole. Too many mosquitos out to enjoy the walk to and from the gym though. I wish they would go extinct.

You too huh? ****s ridiculous man, ****. There isn't any still standing water, but walking home I collect maybe 14 bites on a 15-10 minute walk. Such a joke man

[ch00se]

any of you phaggots not getting reach?

im looking forward to some mad custom games with some of you phaggots

[jason_bh]

200 is pretty good deal. Really good. Slot of them games besides Beowulf are worth playing.


Topic change.


Had to leave the plantation behind in ga and drive up to Chicago for the next 4 days. What a crap hole of a city, and I haven't even been here for A day yet.

No 360 for a whiles :(

Geuss I will utilizing gaming on the iPhone.

I didn't know that you live in GA. Where at exactly?


any of you phaggots not getting reach?

im looking forward to some mad custom games with some of you phaggots

I won't be getting it. Never really liked Halo for some reason.

[ppself]

I didn't know that you live in GA. Where at exactly?



I won't be getting it. Never really liked Halo for some reason.

Just ask univiolation123.


Dude has my full Address, birth certificate, my wires birth control, and herpes.


But I can give a clue of the city name.'it ryhmes with cumming ;)

[ChicagoCubz]

Just ask univiolation123.


Dude has my full Address, birth certificate, my wires birth control, and herpes.


But I can give a clue of the city name.'it ryhmes with cumming ;)

He has your wife's herpes?

[jason_bh]

*CAUTION: Work related rant*

I had a blow up the other day with a coworker. Which is odd because I take a lot of crap here at work and never had anybody just be out right rude and blow up on me. Nor have I blown up.

Anyways the other day, a coworker says he's having problems with a secondary monitor. I check it out and can't determine the issue right away. So I disconnect the second monitor and tell him that he has to use one for the time being. I go back to my desk, he comes in and says 'Hey, what about that other monitor out there, can I use that one". I say sure and he walks away.

I get a phone call a couple of minutes later. It's him saying that he couldn't get the other monitor working. I ask what the problem is. He just says it's not working. I try going through the basic trouble shooting things over the phone with him.

Out of the blue he says "If I had porn on this thing you would be over here fixing it". I was confused by this and asked what he said again. He repeated it but I was still not sure what he was getting at. I then said what does that have to do with what we are doing now? He yells at me and hangs up. WTH?

So I go over there extremely mad and was going to confront him. He was not in his office, so I fixed the issue by turning on the monitor and enabling it. Something that could have been done over the phone.

I hear him telling his boss that he was going home right then. What a tool.

Anyways, I have decided to not speak to him, but now he's emailing me asking about moving the taskbar over from one monitor to the other. Again something that could have been accomplished over the phone last week. So I am going to ignore that request. Hope he gets mad. :D

[ChicagoCubz]

*CAUTION: Work related rant*

I had a blow up the other day with a coworker. Which is odd because I take a lot of crap here at work and never had anybody just be out right rude and blow up on me. Nor have I blown up.

Anyways the other day, a coworker says he's having problems with a secondary monitor. I check it out and can't determine the issue right away. So I disconnect the second monitor and tell him that he has to use one for the time being. I go back to my desk, he comes in and says 'Hey, what about that other monitor out there, can I use that one". I say sure and he walks away.

I get a phone call a couple of minutes later. It's him saying that he couldn't get the other monitor working. I ask what the problem is. He just says it's not working. I try going through the basic trouble shooting things over the phone with him.

Out of the blue he says "If I had porn on this thing you would be over here fixing it". I was confused by this and asked what he said again. He repeated it but I was still not sure what he was getting at. I then said what does that have to do with what we are doing now? He yells at me and hangs up. WTH?

So I go over there extremely mad and was going to confront him. He was not in his office, so I fixed the issue by turning on the monitor and enabling it. Something that could have been done over the phone.

I hear him telling his boss that he was going home right then. What a tool.

Anyways, I have decided to not speak to him, but now he's emailing me asking about moving the taskbar over from one monitor to the other. Again something that could have been accomplished over the phone last week. So I am going to ignore that request. Hope he gets mad. :D

Riveting tale chap.

[jason_bh]

Just ask univiolation123.


Dude has my full Address, birth certificate, my wires birth control, and herpes.


But I can give a clue of the city name.'it ryhmes with cumming ;)


Near Atlanta, right?


Riveting tale chap.

LOL. It makes me feel better typing all of that up and posting it on the Internetz for some reason. :D

[ppself]

He has your wife's herpes?


Just a pic of it that he troll stole from my myspace.


[QUOTE=jason_bh;529083783]*CAUTION: Work related rant*

People should learn how to use the google search. It's scary how people don't know the basics of pcs. It's easy knowledge to obtain, it is just like they don't want to advance with the rest of the human race.


Do you ever hear of the show IT Crowd? It's British.

[thegenerel]

He has your wife's herpes?

no, she has mine. literally. i do not have them anymore. pp, conzy, and i are like brothers now.

[ChicagoCubz]

I came

http://www.destructoid.com/arkham-city-batman-arkham-asylum-sequel-named-180706.phtml&mainnav=&track=featurebox

[jason_bh]

Just a pic of it that he troll stole from my myspace.


People should learn how to use the google search. It's scary how people don't know the basics of pcs. It's easy knowledge to obtain, it is just like they don't want to advance with the rest of the human race.


Do you ever hear of the show IT Crowd? It's British.

I agree. Plus it's not like people don't have PCs at their house. Did they not hook it up?

We recently made our employees take a computer assessment test at work, just trying to see where they are. I finally have management understanding that they've hired a bunch of morons. I have users, that don't know how to restart their computers (seriously).

I haven't heard of the IT Crowd. Maybe I should check it out?

[thegenerel]

I came

http://www.destructoid.com/arkham-city-batman-arkham-asylum-sequel-named-180706.phtml&mainnav=&track=featurebox

"check out the covers (after the jump) for a peek at Catwoman, Two-Face, and a bloody Batman."

only a poster of two-face?

[ChicagoCubz]

"check out the covers (after the jump) for a peek at Catwoman, Two-Face, and a bloody Batman."

only a poster of two-face?

I can see all three.

[ppself]

I agree. Plus it's not like people don't have PCs at their house. Did they not hook it up?

We recently made our employees take a computer assessment test at work, just trying to see where they are. I finally have management understanding that they've hired a bunch of morons. I have users, that don't know how to restart their computers (seriously).

I haven't heard of the IT Crowd. Maybe I should check it out?

It's a sad world we are growing into, when people can't move the task bar.


IT Crowd is a great show about IT guys pretty much complaining about the same crap you do. It's a British comedy, on the 3rd season now. Show cracks me up. You probably gotta download them from demonoid or torrents though.

[thegenerel]

I can see all three.

two-face only shows up on a poster in the cover where catwoman is chained up.

[ChicagoCubz]

two-face only shows up on a poster in the cover where catwoman is chained up.

And?

[SightSeeker]

*CAUTION: Work related rant*

Move the task bar over then set it to auto hide. Keep the mouse on it so it's up when he sits down. Run away as soon as you are out of site.

Ignore calls for a few days then set screen saver as desktop when you fix it.

Then after a couple days fix that then set screen saver to 1 minute with a password.

[Vegetto991]

so anyone play the new naruto game demo???

[jason_bh]

It's a sad world we are growing into, when people can't move the task bar.


IT Crowd is a great show about IT guys pretty much complaining about the same crap you do. It's a British comedy, on the 3rd season now. Show cracks me up. You probably gotta download them from demonoid or torrents though.

I need to check that show out then. I just need something to relate my issues of the IT world with.


Move the task bar over then set it to auto hide. Keep the mouse on it so it's up when he sits down. Run away as soon as you are out of site.

Ignore calls for a few days then set screen saver as desktop when you fix it.

Then after a couple days fix that then set screen saver to 1 minute with a password.

LOL. No, I don't need this guy going postal on us. :D

[ChicagoCubz]

so anyone play the new naruto game demo???

lol you're a funny guy.

[Vegetto991]

lol you're a funny guy.

hey i just got off of japanese xbox and now i have naruto demo, the demo for the game neir and Resonance of Fate

I am looking into possibly getting neir when the price drops or through my cheap game link in my sig, possibly resonance of fate too, does anyone know if there are any demos exclusive to Europe??

[10ThousandFists]

Anyone online now fancy some BC2 on 360?

GT - gazz10widnes

[leadnsteel]

$300



Damn, playing Mass Effect one..god damn it crushes ME 2. Which I'll be picking up shortly as well as all dat dere DLC

yeah. usually that's what happens when they try and make a series of sequels. F.E.A.R. 1 was great, F.E.A.R. 2 wasn't. Halo 1 was great the rest weren't, Gears of War was great, and 2nd wasn't as good.

[UniversityMisc]

yeah. usually that's what happens when they try and make a series of sequels. F.E.A.R. 1 was great, F.E.A.R. 2 wasn't. Halo 1 was great the rest weren't, Gears of War was great, and 2nd wasn't as good.

campaign wise idk but halo 2 multiplayer was > halo 1 imo

[Uninspired123]

so anyone play the new naruto game demo???

lolwut

[umadkid]

so anyone play the new naruto game demo???

NUNS2? Demo????

[SightSeeker]

The general knoxx level sucks I hate it.

[samsuperjew]

my xbox gamertag is the3whitelights



it may be a little late to add me to the op though

[Monkey Helmet]

Inside of Kinect

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/7687/insidekinectmainw500.jpg
http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/8600/insidekinect7w500.jpg

[thegenerel]

^^^

well know i know you arent fraudin

[Cinderblock]

I'm trying to play the Halo and Halo 2 campaign. This sh!t is so phucking annoying, how am I supposed to get objectives accomplished efficiently if I have no kind of map whatsoever and a guiding arrow only comes up in few select situations. I'm on the second level in Halo 1 roaming around in the Warthog not knowing not knowing what the phuck to do. sigh.

[Renegade84]

any good alternatives to CoD or BC2 right now? burnt out on both of them. RSV2 maybe?

[Vegetto991]

NUNS2? Demo????

yep i have the demo, made a japanese account and now I have the demo and two demos for games I might want to buy one is called neir and the other is end of eternity

[ppself]

any good alternatives to CoD or BC2 right now? burnt out on both of them. RSV2 maybe?

I actually miss RSV2, wish i didn't get rid of it. BC2 is always fun though, been busy farming achievements on it.


Off topic though.

Just dropped my bro off back at the naval base almost didn't make it back in time for his leave :P to busy watching Inception at Navy Pier. Fraking funny stories form boot camp.

Funniest one was some kid was taking off to the head during inspections and he was fapping in the toilets. Thing is, they don't have doors on them and just shower curtains. So this kid had his feet with boots hanging out and his CO busted in there screaming up a storm. And the kid let out this girly shriek in the process.

Anyways his new name is Kurn for some reason for this act. I don't remember what the kurn stood for but it could have been fapmaster for all i know.

Even the female Commander refers him by that name. :P

[Uninspired123]

Inside of Kinect

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/7687/insidekinectmainw500.jpg
http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/8600/insidekinect7w500.jpg

holy **** dude you got your hands on one already?
thought it wasn't coming out til november

[Vegetto991]

holy **** dude you got your hands on one already?
thought it wasn't coming out til november

pictures are from gizmodo

[ppself]

Pictures are lame. Who the crap cares about the kinect, much less it's insides.

[VendettaV2b]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.streetlevel.com/media/2010/07/sfvstek1.jpg

not gonna lie

I leaked a lil

[Uninspired123]

pictures are from gizmodo

yea but he showed the inside of it, so we know he's not frauding

[ppself]

^^^^^^Thread killer on the extreme.




WTF man i am gone for a few days and nobody posts crap?

[Considine]

^^^^^^Thread killer on the extreme.




WTF man i am gone for a few days and nobody posts crap?

Generel and Cubz are in that NCAA thing, so no one really posts here.


I'm getting lots of missions I never touched in Mass Effect right now. Being an infiltrator I can decrypt all those console things, and I seem to get many more missions from doing so.

Nothing crazy, but cool enough.

[thegenerel]

Generel and Cubz are in that NCAA thing, so no one really posts here.


I'm getting lots of missions I never touched in Mass Effect right now. Being an infiltrator I can decrypt all those console things, and I seem to get many more missions from doing so.

Nothing crazy, but cool enough.

I want to get the DLC for ME2 but have enough games to play for the limited time I have now anyways...I should have never bought Alan Wake or GoW3

[komrade]

I've been playing DeathSpank, the game is ****ing hilarious dude

[thegenerel]

and i could user two reps (will rep back). i negged a kid for making a stupid e-love zyzz thread. i got stretch negged and its annoying as hell. i wont rep some tool with 1 rep point that is lurking and desperate.

[Considine]

I want to get the DLC for ME2 but have enough games to play for the limited time I have now anyways...I should have never bought Alan Wake or GoW3

Once I finish ME 1, I'm going to do ME 2 and its DLC

[thegenerel]

Once I finish ME 1, I'm going to do ME 2 and its DLC

have you not played ME2????

i know that i will have another surgery or two before I can put all my lingering Crohns issues behind me, so i cant wait until those days come. not only can i move on with my life but im going to take a good bit of time off work....mmm. do nothing+get wasted on painkillers+play video games.

[ChicagoCubz]

Mass Effect is a horrible, horrible game. Now Conker's Bad Fur Day - that's a masterpiece.

[thegenerel]

so i preordered Madden from walmart and amazon (walmart had the $20 gift card deal back in Feb, long before Amazon, which i will return to wallys world).

anyways...walmart shipped on friday via fedex, and its been sitting at a facility since saturday, the place is only 40 mins away. i guess they put a hold on it?

[ppself]

and i could user two reps (will rep back). i negged a kid for making a stupid e-love zyzz thread. i got stretch negged and its annoying as hell. i wont rep some tool with 1 rep point that is lurking and desperate.

Put them on ignore. Stretch neg gone.



Once I finish ME 1, I'm going to do ME 2 and its DLC

Good plan.


Mass Effect is a horrible, horrible game. Now Conker's Bad Fur Day - that's a masterpiece.

Your dead to me.

[thegenerel]

Put them on ignore. Stretch neg gone.


oh really? i didnt know that worked...thanks for the tip

and i will get you two romosexuals later.

[ppself]

Ugh, remote controlled bomb cars?

I'm out of this for sure.

h_fsM6LBi54

[Considine]

have you not played ME2????

i know that i will have another surgery or two before I can put all my lingering Crohns issues behind me, so i cant wait until those days come. not only can i move on with my life but im going to take a good bit of time off work....mmm. do nothing+get wasted on painkillers+play video games.
I've played ME 2. But, I want to play it again. Didn't get the play through I wanted, choices I wanted I couldn't make because I wasn't Paragon enough.

Figured I may as well play through the first one and then get the second and it's DLC. By then, the new Shadow Broker DLC should be out.

Ugh, remote controlled bomb cars?

I'm out of this for sure.

h_fsM6LBi54
Yeah..no thanks.

Looks identical to MW 2, yet has even more ridiculous BS added into it. I'll wait for Bad Company..the far superior FPS shooter.

[ppself]

I've played ME 2. But, I want to play it again. Didn't get the play through I wanted, choices I wanted I couldn't make because I wasn't Paragon enough.

Figured I may as well play through the first one and then get the second and it's DLC. By then, the new Shadow Broker DLC should be out.

Yeah..no thanks.

Looks identical to MW 2, yet has even more ridiculous BS added into it. I'll wait for Bad Company..the far superior FPS shooter.

Yea they just need to add clown shoes to MW and the series will be complete.

[Considine]

Yea they just need to add clown shoes to MW and the series will be complete.

The game is basically a ****ty version of Halo. Bad matchmaking, no balance, updates take forever..

It went from a Modern, semi-realistic shooter to an over the top action movie kind of thing. Do not want.


And I'm skipping Madden this year. Reading reviews Franchise mode hasn't been changed, nor has Superstar mode. No thanks, I'll keep my $70 from EA.

[Cinderblock]

Mass Effect is a horrible, horrible game. Now Conker's Bad Fur Day - that's a masterpiece.http://i37.tinypic.com/k2g3uu.gif

[Uninspired123]

holy ****, remote controlled bomb cars, definitely a first day buy for me

[ppself]

holy ****, remote controlled bomb cars, definitely a first day buy for me

Heres a fire.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQN66wWtebk9_xR7rl_NELGK-t0p3vykzsOuxqk8GxX4Ly0ehI&t=1&usg=__YjHUhLuM98KHYTNO23h5e_Z-4d4=

Go jump in it.

Or be yourself, and prance into it.

KTHXBAI

[Uninspired123]

Heres a fire.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQN66wWtebk9_xR7rl_NELGK-t0p3vykzsOuxqk8GxX4Ly0ehI&t=1&usg=__YjHUhLuM98KHYTNO23h5e_Z-4d4=

Go jump in it.

Or be yourself, and prance into it.

KTHXBAI

i am shocked and appalled

[ppself]

i am shocked and appalled

I am shocked and appalled that you find this shocking and appalling.

[Monkey Helmet]

Is anyone getting NHl11 that would actually play in the EASHL league and not be a retard?

My current team has too many people and they take it pretty seriously so it's not as funny. I wouldn't mind being on the misc. team but I don't want to play with a bunch of phaggots who don't pass and always go offsides. Does that describe the NHL10 misc. team?

[Considine]

Is anyone getting NHl11 that would actually play in the EASHL league and not be a retard?

My current team has too many people and they take it pretty seriously so it's not as funny. I wouldn't mind being on the misc. team but I don't want to play with a bunch of phaggots who don't pass and always go offsides. Does that describe the NHL10 misc. team?

Me, Generel and Timepants usually have a team. We pass quiet a bit in comparison to other teams.


I play amazing defense too, come at me bro.

[thegenerel]

Is anyone getting NHl11 that would actually play in the EASHL league and not be a retard?

My current team has too many people and they take it pretty seriously so it's not as funny. I wouldn't mind being on the misc. team but I don't want to play with a bunch of phaggots who don't pass and always go offsides. Does that describe the NHL10 misc. team?

yea, we play legit every time. nhl 09 we were really devoted, but nhl 10 we were a bit inconsistent, as guys were coming and going.

i will certainly be up to play nhl 11.

[Monkey Helmet]

Me, Generel and Timepants usually have a team. We pass quiet a bit in comparison to other teams.


I play amazing defense too, come at me bro.

There's only 3 of you? lol aren't there always times when you guys get on and there's nobody to play with?

[Considine]

There's only 3 of you? lol aren't there always times when you guys get on and there's nobody to play with?

Yeah. Well there is more, but we are the casuals. Usually get like on average 3 games during a 2 day period.

Sometimes more, sometimes less. All depends really.

[thegenerel]

There's only 3 of you? lol aren't there always times when you guys get on and there's nobody to play with?

3 of us that play more than anyone else. other guys may play 2/3, 1/2, or 1/4 of the time.

[PLANETGETLOW]

Ugh, remote controlled bomb cars?

I'm out of this for sure.

h_fsM6LBi54

I like how Activision stepped up their game to match IW's graphics and game-play.

Yep, I'll be getting this one.

[SightSeeker]

Lol at Conkers bad fur day. That was one of the best games ever.

I started Alan Wake. I like it.

[biggquis]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss!!!!!!111111!!

Blockbuster Online added videogame rentals at no extra charge!!!!111!!!

[thegenerel]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss!!!!!!111111!!

Blockbuster Online added videogame rentals at no extra charge!!!!111!!!

oh man, that would be excellent if netflix did the same.

i dont even know where a blockbuster is...there are a few family videos and red box (both of which will dead before we know it...yes red box will be gone unless they fix their strategy)

[biggquis]

oh man, that would be excellent if netflix did the same.

i dont even know where a blockbuster is...there are a few family videos and red box (both of which will dead before we know it...yes red box will be gone unless they fix their strategy)

I agree. It's only a matter of time before all the Blockbusters here get shut down... It's been happening slowly. The only thing that keeps me on Blockbuster online vs. Netflix is that I can go into the store and swap my movies for free without waiting for the mail. The games being added is enough to keep me on board when the stores close eventually. I pay 16.99/month for unlimited games and movies 2 at a time

[ShamWHOAH]

Apparently some nerd hacked a PC Patch for Borderlands and a folder containing info on upcoming DLC.

Link : http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?t=108873

Story Overview:

Basically the ninja claptrap was created by Hyperion to stop the vault hunters from taking all the guns and treasure etc... but was too clever, he saw other claptraps being 'enslaved' and 'killed' - he wanted it to stop so he started a claptrap revoloution. Now Hyperion have asked the vault hunters to help them stop the claptrap uprising and return things back to normal but the claptraps have gone about... re-animating dead people and adding claptrap robot parts to them to fight in their army. Some of the people re-animated include Dr Ned. Commandant Steele and General Knoxx.

Cliffs : -fukking awesome

[EHSTennis]

been playing madden 11 for the past few hours. ugh such a hard game to navigate. basically just a roster update from 10. probably will be trading it back in for a real game in a few weeks.

[biggquis]

been playing madden 11 for the past few hours. ugh such a hard game to navigate. basically just a roster update from 10. probably will be trading it back in for a real game in a few weeks.

Hmm... notsureifsrs

Hard to navigate, but just a roster update

[Monkey Helmet]

Lol at Conkers bad fur day. That was one of the best games ever.

Not only was it one of the best platform games on the 64 but it also had one of the best multiplayers. The gametype where you were the refugee squirrels trying to navigate the beach was amazing.

[Boatski]

fuk EA and their ****ty servers. wanted to play bc2 with some friends last night and kept getting 'couldn't connect to ea servers'.

i found that putting the xbox time to 2005 worked, but it didn't

[ppself]

fuk EA and their ****ty servers. wanted to play bc2 with some friends last night and kept getting 'couldn't connect to ea servers'.

i found that putting the xbox time to 2005 worked, but it didn't

MW2 can't get it right with the bugs. BC2 can't get it right with the servers.



I don't remember hearing people complain about Halo, so i can't wait for Reach to release.

[winthorpe]

Is anyone getting NHl11 that would actually play in the EASHL league and not be a retard?

My current team has too many people and they take it pretty seriously so it's not as funny. I wouldn't mind being on the misc. team but I don't want to play with a bunch of phaggots who don't pass and always go offsides. Does that describe the NHL10 misc. team?
I will be looking for a team. Right D.

[EHSTennis]

Hmm... notsureifsrs

Hard to navigate, but just a roster update
no im saying like the menus are hard to navigate and there are a ton of dead-ends and glitches. Like when you start a game, no matter what chris collinsworth always goes "the quarterback battle is really gonna be the deciding factor in this game". and also whenever a kick hits the goalpost, even if it bounces off and doesnt go in, the guy goes "and its good!!!!"

[Boatski]

MW2 can't get it right with the bugs. BC2 can't get it right with the servers.



I don't remember hearing people complain about Halo, so i can't wait for Reach to release.

srs!

[Considine]

Aside from release, I've never had an issue with Bad Company 2 online when playing PS3.

[Uninspired123]

Aside from release, I've never had an issue with Bad Company 2 online when playing PS3.
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2734/pos33.png

[Boatski]

Aside from release, I've never had an issue with Bad Company 2 online when playing PS3.

Did you have a PS3 when you sold your Xbox?


http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/2734/pos33.png

This^^

[Considine]

Did you have a PS3 when you sold your Xbox?



This^^

Yeah, kept my PS3. Sold my 360.


LOL my sister and her dumbass friend got trolled on chatroulette. They ran into the Justin Biever loop, and believed it was him, and my sisters friend gave the troll her number lol. So funny.

Then my sisters friend called her mom and was freaking out like "OMFG MOM, JUSTIN BIEBER JUST TEXTED ME! OMG MOM I CANT BELIEVE THIS".

So, naturally for the lulz I walked upstairs and showed them the loop. At first they were like "no, he was with a friend". So I strapped on my coolface and jumped ahead to where he was with his friend and they both looked so crushed.

[Boatski]

Yeah, kept my PS3. Sold my 360.


Why on Earth would you do such a thing?

[ChicagoCubz]

Yeah, kept my PS3. Sold my 360.


LOL my sister and her dumbass friend got trolled on chatroulette. They ran into the Justin Biever loop, and believed it was him, and my sisters friend gave the troll her number lol. So funny.

Then my sisters friend called her mom and was freaking out like "OMFG MOM, JUSTIN BIEBER JUST TEXTED ME! OMG MOM I CANT BELIEVE THIS".

So, naturally for the lulz I walked upstairs and showed them the loop. At first they were like "no, he was with a friend". So I strapped on my coolface and jumped ahead to where he was with his friend and they both looked so crushed.

Why do you have a loop of Justin Beiber?

[Considine]

Why on Earth would you do such a thing?
Brother and uncle play PS3, plus I own some Blu-Rays

Why do you have a loop of Justin Beiber?

I just showed them some of the trollin vids on youtube.

[ppself]

Why do you have a loop of Justin Beiber?

The real question is....


Why wasn't he banging the sisters friend?


And they are dumb. They need to get off the internet before they get pregnant by myspace.

[thegenerel]

i just saw The Other Guys, its fairly funny, but nothing too memorable.

worst part was that 2 dozen tweens sat in the first two rows and were loud as hell. im pretty sure one girl was blowing a guy.

[Considine]

The real question is....


Why wasn't he banging the sisters friend?


And they are dumb. They need to get off the internet before they get pregnant by myspace.

Lol she doesn't wear make up man. ****s gross, I'm sick of this fad of girls dressing like poor people and not doing themselves up. ****in nasty.

Never in my life have I said "hm, she'd look better with no makeup".

[ppself]

Lol she doesn't wear make up man. ****s gross, I'm sick of this fad of girls dressing like poor people and not doing themselves up. ****in nasty.

Never in my life have I said "hm, she'd look better with no makeup".

WTF man. First you get rid of a 360 for a PS3.

And now you gotta turn down some tail just cause they don't wear make-up. You do know they have light switches that can make things dark, right? And close pins for the smell.

[ppself]

MAAAAaaan apple is pissing me off now.


For some reason my password isn't working and when i try to use my ID to send me a email to change it or remind me, i don't get a email. And then it can't even find my info when i search with my real name and junk

I am praying i didn't get hacked or something and someone changed my password. Nothing has been charged far as i can see.

I emailed the apple support but they say it could take up to 48 hours to even get a reply going.

[Uninspired123]

WTF man. First you get rid of a 360 for a PS3.

And now you gotta turn down some tail just cause they don't wear make-up. You do know they have light switches that can make things dark, right? And close pins for the smell.

x2 to all of this^^^

you gotta get your **** together considine

[DoomedByCurry]

Ugh, remote controlled bomb cars?

I'm out of this for sure.

h_fsM6LBi54

did u guys see the guy dive at :36?

[ppself]

did u guys see the guy dive at :36?

I know i dived out of my chair dodging the crap that was slinging from the video.

And wtf is up with red dot sights in the cold war? Did they even have those during that time? Much less wireless cameras on a stand.

I swear they keep making old time period games with modern day tech.

BC2 Vietnam is gong to be great.

[Considine]

x2 to all of this^^^

you gotta get your **** together considine

Come at me bro.


And no PPbrah, I never got a job yet. Had one offer, but its for a ****ty job with no schedule. Basically I drive tools up to the rig site, but there isn't a clear indication of how many days I'll be working. So I could be at the site for 50 days, come home for two and go up for say 60 days.

And since I'd be new, I'd be the last person to get days off.

Pay was only $26,000 a year too. You get bonuses for being on site, but...not worth it IMO.


They told me a shop position might open up, and if/when it does he'll call me. He's my brothers friend so he wont phuck me over.


Other than that, I've applied for interning and all that..but nothing yet lol. ****'s weak man, I might head back to school and do marketing or something..but..I imagine that is more of the same.

[Monkey Helmet]

i just saw The Other Guys, its fairly funny, but nothing too memorable.

worst part was that 2 dozen tweens sat in the first two rows and were loud as hell. im pretty sure one girl was blowing a guy.

wtf?

Just in front of everybody else in their group?

[Considine]

wtf?

Just in front of everybody else in their group?

They were probably hipster kids. Showing they don't conform to society and it's "behind closed doors" sex rules.

Other Guys was pretty funny. Will Ferrel is pretty funny in any movie, even if he does play basically the same character in every movie.

[ppself]

wtf?

Just in front of everybody else in their group?

I'm not surprised with kids these days. I'm sure they facebooked about it later.

[UniversityMisc]

repped who i could above me

ive been playin some halo 3 trying to get back in halo mode for when reach comes out

if anyone wants to play some social slayer or something hit me up tomorrow

[thegenerel]

wtf?

Just in front of everybody else in their group?

yea. they were in the very first row, and the group had pretty much consumed the floor section. a kid was sitting there and the girl next to him ducked down, then other kids were half standing up to look. if she wasnt blowing him....then i dont know what happened


and Madden is pissing me off. things are changed and i have no idea how to get to them

- Gameflow is supposed to shorten the game. its taken me 30 mins to play 1 half. default is retardedly easy
- I cant find formation subs...I used fantasy draft and build a 3-4 team, but now the computer is calling nickel and dime packages so my star OLBs sit on the bench and scrub DL play

[Boatski]

BC2 is working today for some reason. I feel like I've forgotten how to play lol, but I'm getting the hang of it quickly.

[EHSTennis]

BC2 is working today for some reason. I feel like I've forgotten how to play lol, but I'm getting the hang of it quickly.
lol i just played a few hours of BC2 after playing madden all day, forgot how little you actually do in madden.

[biggquis]

LMAO @ the top ranked guy in Madden having 48 wins and 7 losses already... he's like those guys who had 10th prestige unlocked in the 1st month lulz

[ch00se]

will play new cod campaign and not touch multiplayer with a barge pole

will play bc vietnam campaign and play multiplayer to death

[UniversityMisc]

slow thread is slow today

sup guys

[thegenerel]

just concern yourself with our eashl team

edit: where did monkey helmet's post go?

[ppself]

slow release month for the 360. I'm actually out of games to play. Tried Crackdown2 but wans't feeling it, probably send it back to Gamefly.

At least Kane and Lynch comes out in a couple weeks, and then Spider Man and then....





REEEeeeach.

[Considine]

slow release month for the 360. I'm actually out of games to play. Tried Crackdown2 but wans't feeling it, probably send it back to Gamefly.

At least Kane and Lynch comes out in a couple weeks, and then Spider Man and then....





REEEeeeach.

Yeah I feel you. I might rent Madden and invite some friends over to play it next week.

Just about finished Mass Effect. Man, this game rocks the ****.

[Boatski]

Planting C4 on the UAV and blowing up MCOMS is so cheesy, haha.

[UniversityMisc]

slow release month for the 360. I'm actually out of games to play. Tried Crackdown2 but wans't feeling it, probably send it back to Gamefly.

At least Kane and Lynch comes out in a couple weeks, and then Spider Man and then....





REEEeeeach.

mafia 2 demo is out. its alright.

[Uninspired123]

hahahah just got negged from a post I made 4 years ago lmao

[ppself]

hahahah just got negged from a post I made 4 years ago lmao

I'm going to neg for a post that you made 4 minutes ago.


But what was the post about?

[Boatski]

hahahah just got negged from a post I made 4 years ago lmao

negged for a post you made 14 mins ago

[Uninspired123]

I'm going to neg for a post that you made 4 minutes ago.


But what was the post about?


negged for a post you made 14 mins ago

:<

it was about when i worked in retail and how i talked badly about old people who are annoying as hell to deal with when you work retail. Some senior citizen supporter was mad.

[Boatski]

:<

it was about when i worked in retail and how i talked badly about old people who are annoying as hell to deal with when you work retail. Some senior citizen supporter was mad.

When I worked at a grocery store 5 yrs ago most ppl were annoying lol. Some old lady **** herself and it fell through her pants lulz. Had a hooker come in, and I live in a country-ish town. Had an old man give me $.50 and said buy myself a coke. Had an old dude wig out on me with specifics on how his **** was to be bagged.

[ppself]

:<

it was about when i worked in retail and how i talked badly about old people who are annoying as hell to deal with when you work retail. Some senior citizen supporter was mad.

Haha.

I worked some interior fabrics place and my job was cutting swatches and fabrics for old ladies. I hated that job and the people i had to serve.

I eventually got fired after a few months of depressed look on my face all day at work. Like people knew by the look on my face that i wanted to rage on them.

[Monkey Helmet]

When I worked at a grocery store 5 yrs ago most ppl were annoying lol. Some old lady **** herself and it fell through her pants lulz. Had a hooker come in, and I live in a country-ish town. Had an old man give me $.50 and said buy myself a coke. Had an old dude wig out on me with specifics on how his **** was to be bagged.

I worked at a grocery store in high school and it was the worst. My favorite was when I was checking at the express lane and it was 10 items or less. A middle aged guy came through with an overflowing cart and apparently missed all three signs saying it was the express lane. I would've told him to gtfo but I was helping someone else while he already tossed a bunch of his crap on the conveyor belt.

Anyway, I finished ringing him up and the phaggot started whining about how there were no baggers helping him and how he won't shop here again. Before I could open my mouth the lady behind him said, "It's because it's the express lane you stupid a*shole. There are never baggers here." He just berstared her, then I berstared him, then he looked up at the signs, then I berstared the lady, and she berstared the guy til he finished bagging the rest of his sh*t in a hurry and took off.

[theACEofSPADES]

I worked at a grocery store in high school and it was the worst. My favorite was when I was checking at the express lane and it was 10 items or less. A middle aged guy came through with an overflowing cart and apparently missed all three signs saying it was the express lane. I would've told him to gtfo but I was helping someone else while he already tossed a bunch of his crap on the conveyor belt.

Anyway, I finished ringing him up and the phaggot started whining about how there were no baggers helping him and how he won't shop here again. Before I could open my mouth the lady behind him said, "It's because it's the express lane you stupid a*shole. There are never baggers here." He just berstared her, then I berstared him, then he looked up at the signs, then I berstared the lady, and she berstared the guy til he finished bagging the rest of his sh*t in a hurry and took off.

Nice, fuking hate assh0le customers, bitch about the most pointless shiit, I worked in a restaurant so I've seen plenty

[ppself]

I worked at a grocery store in high school and it was the worst. My favorite was when I was checking at the express lane and it was 10 items or less. A middle aged guy came through with an overflowing cart and apparently missed all three signs saying it was the express lane. I would've told him to gtfo but I was helping someone else while he already tossed a bunch of his crap on the conveyor belt.

Anyway, I finished ringing him up and the phaggot started whining about how there were no baggers helping him and how he won't shop here again. Before I could open my mouth the lady behind him said, "It's because it's the express lane you stupid a*shole. There are never baggers here." He just berstared her, then I berstared him, then he looked up at the signs, then I berstared the lady, and she berstared the guy til he finished bagging the rest of his sh*t in a hurry and took off.

MAn that's nothing.

When i worked at a gas station i had to break up a knife fight between a homeless guy and a Houston thug that was 2 hours away from Houston.

So the fight broke out and the front desk ladies were screaming, i came out of the freezer to them 2 yelling at each other and the homeless guy was bleeding heavily from the stab. The kid had some little knife and was holding at him screaming he was from H-town over and over. I had to calm the kid down, and the now stabbed homeless guy wasn't scared at all.

So i got the kid to back off and took the homeless guy outside and talked to him asked him he wanted a ambulance.

I had to mop up alot of blood that night, and pick out all of the candies and junk that had blood on the packages.

H-TOWN!

[Monkey Helmet]

MAn that's nothing.

When i worked at a gas station i had to break up a knife fight between a homeless guy and a Houston thug that was 2 hours away from Houston.

So the fight broke out and the front desk ladies were screaming, i came out of the freezer to them 2 yelling at each other and the homeless guy was bleeding heavily from the stab. The kid had some little knife and was holding at him screaming he was from H-town over and over. I had to calm the kid down, and the now stabbed homeless guy wasn't scared at all.

So i got the kid to back off and took the homeless guy outside and talked to him asked him he wanted a ambulance.

I had to mop up alot of blood that night, and pick out all of the candies and junk that had blood on the packages.

H-TOWN!

As soon as I read 'knife fight' I knew you won.

[Uninspired123]

didn't expect a bird chest like you to have balls like that ppbrah

[ppself]

As soon as I read 'knife fight' I knew you won.


didn't expect a bird chest like you to have balls like that ppbrah

It's not like a swung fists or anything. I just calmed the kid down and told him to back off. The homeless guy was already gone mentally and was ready to lose his life over it.

I calmed the kid down and one of the ladies took him somewhere else and i took the homeless guy outside and talked to him until the ambulance and police showed up.

Think i was 17 or 18 when this happened.

[thegenerel]

the blade broke when it hit his bird chest.

[Considine]

One time at work, a guy with down syndrome walked in, and my manager made me approach him and try to sell him a bike. All he wanted is a blue bike. I had it on hold and everything for him.


Another time, some Asian people dropped off a bike for me to fix, and didn't understand how the order process worked..so they gave it to me. Was a ****ty bike though, I don't want that garbage.


And one other time I sliced my hand sharpening some skates, and then the phaggot who I was sharpening them for was like "uuh..can I just have my skates?" when I was asking that phaggot to open the first aid kit for me. Whatta dick.

[drxmn]

I worked at a grocery store in high school and it was the worst. My favorite was when I was checking at the express lane and it was 10 items or less. A middle aged guy came through with an overflowing cart and apparently missed all three signs saying it was the express lane. I would've told him to gtfo but I was helping someone else while he already tossed a bunch of his crap on the conveyor belt.

Anyway, I finished ringing him up and the phaggot started whining about how there were no baggers helping him and how he won't shop here again. Before I could open my mouth the lady behind him said, "It's because it's the express lane you stupid a*shole. There are never baggers here." He just berstared her, then I berstared him, then he looked up at the signs, then I berstared the lady, and she berstared the guy til he finished bagging the rest of his sh*t in a hurry and took off.

holy **** that is awesome. i would offer that lady my employee discount or something.

what a sweet retort

[thegenerel]

One time at work, a guy with down syndrome walked in, and my manager made me approach him and try to sell him a bike. All he wanted is a blue bike. I had it on hold and everything for him.


and then?

[ch00se]

and then?

considine sold him his xbox

[ppself]

Meanwhile, back at Activision....

CEO chud- Hey guys, what would be a awesome perk in the new Black OPS game?

Art Director- Hmmm lets try something simple and not to complicated, we kinda jacked up with the nuke perk.

CEO Chud - What! that perk was awesome, i get it every night. Any other ideas?

ArtD- Lets do something reasonable, like ammo drop for your teammates.

CEO Chud - Naw, we can't bank off of that idea. How about something totally crazy and not expected.

ArtD - Uhhhh ok, like what?


CEO Chud- REMOTE CONTROL CARS!!!!!!! HAXXORBBQLOLLFG



















































http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/08/500x_custom_1281625382133_cod.jpg

[SightSeeker]

Where is the best deal to order Reach from? Amazon has a $20 GC for future purchase.

[thegenerel]

i already have it ordered. u mad?

brb taking it to the airport.

[thegenerel]

Where is the best deal to order Reach from? Amazon has a $20 GC for future purchase.

that is probably the best...

[ppself]

Planting C4 on the UAV and blowing up MCOMS is so cheesy, haha.

Totally missed this comment.

I was in one game and we had our friend on the other team chatting with us in the party. He told us they were giong to C4 UAV up on the vrey last MCOMM. So we got ready.

I don't know how we missed it, but we couldn't shoot it down for jack and it flew all the way in the building. IT was epic.

Felt like that scene in The Two Towers when that Ur-Kai had that torch running towards the black-powdered bomb underneath the wall. Everybody was screaming the group to shoot it down and it still blew it up.

I was legolas.

[Boatski]

Totally missed this comment.

I was in one game and we had our friend on the other team chatting with us in the party. He told us they were giong to C4 UAV up on the vrey last MCOMM. So we got ready.

I don't know how we missed it, but we couldn't shoot it down for jack and it flew all the way in the building. IT was epic.

Felt like that scene in The Two Towers when that Ur-Kai had that torch running towards the black-powdered bomb underneath the wall. Everybody was screaming the group to shoot it down and it still blew it up.

I was legolas.

lolwut

I was flying the UAV and as my buddies were planting C4 on it we had 3-4 tickets left. As I get to the MCOM we had 1 ticket left. I say gogogogo! and we blew it up ha.





Is there a way to check your win/loss? I can't seem to find it

[VendettaV2b]

Totally missed this comment.

I was in one game and we had our friend on the other team chatting with us in the party. He told us they were giong to C4 UAV up on the vrey last MCOMM. So we got ready.

I don't know how we missed it, but we couldn't shoot it down for jack and it flew all the way in the building. IT was epic.

Felt like that scene in The Two Towers when that Ur-Kai had that torch running towards the black-powdered bomb underneath the wall. Everybody was screaming the group to shoot it down and it still blew it up.

I was legolas.
I lold so fukking hard at the last line

i just spat water everywhere lol

[ppself]

lolwut

I was flying the UAV and as my buddies were planting C4 on it we had 3-4 tickets left. As I get to the MCOM we had 1 ticket left. I say gogogogo! and we blew it up ha.





Is there a way to check your win/loss? I can't seem to find it

I had a one dude crash a chopper into the MCOMM for the win too. :(

Retarded game logic.

[VendettaV2b]

I had a one dude crash a chopper into the MCOMM for the win too. :(

Retarded game logic.
I did that

lol

[SightSeeker]

that is probably the best...

You're banned.


Everyone get your kicks in while he is down!!

[ppself]

You're banned.


Everyone get your kicks in while he is down!!

ahahahh what happened.

Why did Gen get banned?

I can expect lereneg to make a appearance soon.

[ch00se]

http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/FamilyGuyHerbert(1).jpg

[Monkey Helmet]

So what's different about Reach that has everybody so psyched for it?

[SightSeeker]

ahahahh what happened.

Why did Gen get banned?

I can expect lereneg to make a appearance soon.

Look back a few posts of his. Looks like gang negging or something. Sports section drama. We need some 360 thread drama. You ban like 4 people from this thread and it would just be one guy talking to himself lol. Helloooooo Helloooooooooo???? What game should I get.....get........get.

[SightSeeker]

So what's different about Reach that has everybody so psyched for it?

It's not going to suck. Also there hasn't been a new multi player since H3. Jetpacks.

























































Jetpacks

[ChicagoCubz]

Look back a few posts of his. Looks like gang negging or something. Sports section drama. We need some 360 thread drama. You ban like 4 people from this thread and it would just be one guy talking to himself lol. Helloooooo Helloooooooooo???? What game should I get.....get........get.

Let's all change our avi to yours and make a thread to confuse people!

[ppself]

Let's all change our avi to yours and make a thread to confuse people!

I remember the last time we did that.

If i knew it would get a dude pregnant and give birth to zbuc i would have reconsidered.

[ppself]

lulz is generel really banned for a month?

He's going to rage when he sees he has no outlet for venting his anger at that lady that blasts lady gaga and talks about her kids shoe tying contest.

[Considine]

So what's different about Reach that has everybody so psyched for it?

MW 2 bombed, BC 2 isn't very popular anymore combined with new graphics, new game modes, new story and deeper character customization = want.

[PLANETGETLOW]

LMAO...........TG messaged me on LIVE at lunch time!!!!!!!!!!!!ahahahaha;lfa;lfalololol

He banned

[ppself]

LMAO...........TG messaged me on LIVE at lunch time!!!!!!!!!!!!ahahahaha;lfa;lfalololol

He banned

To bad he didn't' have a bird chest like mine, or he could have averted this whole mess.

[Considine]

To bad he didn't' have a bird chest like mine, or he could have averted this whole mess.

I could loan my whore sister to whomever banned him. I'm sure things would work their way out.

[PLANETGETLOW]

To bad he didn't' have a bird chest like mine, or he could have averted this whole mess.


I could loan my whore sister to whomever banned him. I'm sure things would work their way out.

AAAAAAAAAAAaaahhahaahahaolololol

[Uninspired123]

i already have it ordered. u mad?

brb taking it to the airport.

im not banned. u mad?

[ppself]

im not banned. u mad?

Reported.

[Uninspired123]

u guise u guise, seriously bioshock infinite

holy ****

[Mistermidas]

Gen is banned? Ohshison.jpg. I keep seeing these trailers of Halo: Reach...and I gotta admit that shiit is looking good. And I'm about as anti-Halo as you can get. But I went ahead and added it to my gamefly que, hopefully it'll be half as good as this shiit is hyped up to be.

[biggquis]

I just put Forza 3 up for my mail rental service... will I be disappoint?

[Uninspired123]

I just put Forza 3 up for my mail rental service... will I be disappoint?

you'll be mad

[ppself]

I just put Forza 3 up for my mail rental service... will I be disappoint?

I love that game.

When it starts getting to 12 lap matches, that is when i get frustrated.

But you can hire a driver for some of your winnings and just watch.

[Boatski]

I love that game.

When it starts getting to 12 lap matches, that is when i get frustrated.

But you can hire a driver for some of your winnings and just watch.

This. Some races can get way too long.

[SightSeeker]

u guise u guise, seriously bioshock infinite

holy ****

Wow that looks sick!

[PLANETGETLOW]

http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/xbox360_led.jpg

[ch00se]

PGL, do the following

- play reach for 6 months without buying a single piece of armour, banking all your credits
- buy the best helmet, making it impossible for you to die via headshots
- bring the reign
- ???
- profit

[PLANETGETLOW]

PGL, do the following

- play reach for 6 months without buying a single piece of armour, banking all your credits
- buy the best helmet, making it impossible for you to die via headshots
- bring the reign
- ???
- profit

Damn, for six months? I heard that the armor does not attribute to anything in the game other than looks?

[ppself]

Damn, for six months? I heard that the armor does not attribute to anything in the game other than looks?

IT doesn't, just for looks. Which is nice.

I miss fps's where i can choose my skins or customize. RSV2 did this right for their multiplayer.

[ch00se]

Damn, for six months? I heard that the armor does not attribute to anything in the game other than looks?

yes brah, i was poking fun at the time you died via a headshot and raged because you bought a chest piece instead of a helmet, which you thought would have saved your life

lulz

[VendettaV2b]

IT doesn't, just for looks. Which is nice.

I miss fps's where i can choose my skins or customize. RSV2 did this right for their multiplayer.
still my fav FPS

[ppself]

I accidentally touched my self.

[Monkey Helmet]

Fuuuuuu I just impulse pre-ordered Reach. Even after how I raged at Halo 3 multiplayer.

[theACEofSPADES]

I dont see what's so special about Halo, I played the first and 3rd one but it doesnt appeal to me :/

[Boatski]

Fuuuuuu I just impulse pre-ordered Reach. Even after how I raged at Halo 3 multiplayer.

You haven't even paid for it yet.

[Procta]

I just pre-ordered Halo Reach at amazon. I had a $25 gift cert and had no idea of what to get. U mad?

[ppself]

I dont see what's so special about Halo, I played the first and 3rd one but it doesnt appeal to me :/

I don't see anything special about Halo either, and i always hated it. Crappy art, simple gameplay elements.

But i got into the beta and loved the higher quality art and the new better gameplay elements. It's a simple FPS with good clean fun with no perks or nukes bombarding.

The whole customizing your character is what sold me, i can't find any fps that i can stick with that has that feature. And that is a feature i am into.

Plus i am getting tired of the modern day fps's and need a sci fi mix.

I try playing ODST to get that feeling i had with Reach beta, but it just doesn't feel the same as Reach. :P

[ppself]

Red Dead Redemetion double XP this weekend.

[Monkey Helmet]

I don't see anything special about Halo either, and i always hated it. Crappy art, simple gameplay elements.

But i got into the beta and loved the higher quality art and the new better gameplay elements. It's a simple FPS with good clean fun with no perks or nukes bombarding.

The whole customizing your character is what sold me, i can't find any fps that i can stick with that has that feature. And that is a feature i am into.

Plus i am getting tired of the modern day fps's and need a sci fi mix.

I try playing ODST to get that feeling i had with Reach beta, but it just doesn't feel the same as Reach. :P

Explain.

[ppself]

Explain.

Class separation with their own special abilities to accommodate your particular play-style.

[Cinderblock]

Red Dead Redemetion double XP this weekend.awesome, having to spam Pike's Basin to gain mediocre XP made me put RDR away for like a month.

[ppself]

awesome, having to spam Pike's Basin to gain mediocre XP made me put RDR away for like a month.

Yea i haven't touched it since i beaten it. Multiplayer was alright but the auto aim crap pisses me off, and the hardcore aim pisses me off when i realize I'm not good enough yet.

[Monkey Helmet]

Class separation with their own special abilities to accommodate your particular play-style.

Nice, should add some depth to the multiplayer.

http://a.imageshack.us/img3/7516/pleases.jpg

[theACEofSPADES]

The only sci fi game Im looking forward to is Gears of War 3

[ppself]

Nice, should add some depth to the multiplayer.

http://a.imageshack.us/img3/7516/pleases.jpg

The whole customize your character that you spend countless hours playing is why i am interested. That other stuff is the extra fluff to make it better.

I wonder if space battle was finalized and going to be in multiplayer? I know it was in campaign for sure.

[Monkey Helmet]

I wonder if space battle was finalized and going to be in multiplayer? I know it was in campaign for sure.

I've been looking for a complete list of just multiplayer features/changes and coming up with nothing. Am I really this bad at the internet?

[ppself]

I've been looking for a complete list of just multiplayer features/changes and coming up with nothing. Am I really this bad at the internet?

UniversityMisc website could be helpful.

http://www.haloreachtips.net/


But there were only 4 classes in the beta i think. And 1 was revealed afterwords. I think there is a couple more that haven't been revealed yet.

[Monkey Helmet]

UniversityMisc website could be helpful.

http://www.haloreachtips.net/


But there were only 4 classes in the beta i think. And 1 was revealed afterwords. I think there is a couple more that haven't been revealed yet.

Indeed it did.

And there's a sprint button now?

[ch00se]

Indeed it did.

And there's a sprint button now?

lulz, you really are unaware

you get to pick a power, some playlists have access to more than others, you can use them anytime but all subject to a cool down

powers ive seen off the top of my head:

sprint
jetpack
armour lock
cloaking
evasion (roll)
making a hologram of yourself

might have missed some but there were only 5 in the beta, i cant wait to get some misc custom games going with you phgts(srs)

[ppself]

Indeed it did.

And there's a sprint button now?

Only if you roll the class that has it as a power.

I liked the defensive bubble when i played. The stealth back stab could have been cool but i just don't see any reason to play a 5 second animation to back stab someone just so i can get shot during that playback.

[ch00se]

Only if you roll the class that has it as a power.

I liked the defensive bubble when i played. The stealth back stab could have been cool but i just don't see any reason to play a 5 second animation to back stab someone just so i can get shot during that playback.

while it is a certain kill, i think its more of a move to 'own' the other person

kinda like teabagging in the previous one

im going to get ninja assassin'd loads and probably do it to you phaggots too, combined with mic abuse would be funny

[ppself]

while it is a certain kill, i think its more of a move to 'own' the other person

kinda like teabagging in the previous one

im going to get ninja assassin'd loads and probably do it to you phaggots too, combined with mic abuse would be funny

INB4 you realize your backstabbing my hologram self and we all lulz at your failure on the mic.

Then i have it recorded with my HDPVR for public display for eternity.

[Uninspired123]

is general on suicide watch?