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ArchAngel'73
07-28-2009, 08:10 AM
I had to go get some tests done at a medical lab yesterday. I'm experiencing a problem with my endocrine system, today there would be some extra tests done with more of my precious blood drawn.
I don't do too well with needles, make ma gutz fluttery. I've been good since this all went down months ago, haven't had a problem once.
Anyway, the lab lady gets stabbing, I look away and wait...and wait....normally she takes 4 vials for this, but then she popped a 5th and then a 6th!
:eek:


when she took the needle out it made a "squish", much like a sucking chest wound!
:eek:



She then insisted I didn't look good, but I felt fine.
Then sh*t really hit the fan...no breath, no air, things are fuzzy, her voice sounds like the teacher's from The Peanuts.
:mad: Dammit woman, I wanted to die in the squat rack not this hole!!

I think I'm dying, she has injected me with some foul venom and is preventing me from doing my show...Layne's gonna be pi$$ed at her.


All of a sudden my needled up arm starts moving on its own and I can't control this thing, I slap the table my arm is supposed to be on, then I see her leg
its a nice leg
bare thigh
she's kinda MILFie too;);)
and my hand reaches to slap that leg, but thank God I was able to pull back and just touched it.
And squeezed it.



I immediately apologized through my dry caked up mouth, sweating like a 'ho in church.
She acepted my apology and wiped the sweat from my head.
There coulda been criminal charges here today brah.
and yes, she felt NICE!

Then they offered me juice...

PHUCK No! That has carbs in it, gotta watch my macros!
I was gasping for air and the other lab lady made me take a sip, I guesstimated 20 grams of wasted carbs right there.
Damn, I coulda had a wrap
with lettuce.:o


I tried to recover quickly, figuirng if 500 lbs of iron couldn't do it I wasn't gonna let no 125 lbs of lab tech do the job.
I literally stumbled home, brewed up some coffee, popped teh proteinz down and went to the gym.

I was certain of one thing...
it was going to be much safer there than what I just went through.

thunderchild
07-28-2009, 08:13 AM
Heh, a problem with needles big guy?

BuckSpin
07-28-2009, 08:15 AM
Geeze, socialized medicine and the nurses show enough thigh in the office to fit a handful of "oops". You Canucks got it made....

ArchAngel'73
07-28-2009, 08:20 AM
Heh, a problem with needles big guy?

Very much so
and an even bigger problem looking at my "life juice" pump outta my arm into a little vial.
I can sell that sh*t on e-bay for good $.
:D


Geeze, socialized medicine and the nurses show enough thigh in the office to fit a handful of "oops". You Canucks got it made....

Close to death, I thought I'd grab some nice bits before I kicked off.:D
and yes, health care FTW.

bodyhard
07-28-2009, 08:26 AM
Jesus man I am woozy over here reading this, Why did I have to read this? :(

ArchAngel'73
07-28-2009, 08:33 AM
Jesus man I am woozy over here reading this, Why did I have to read this? :(

You clicked it, you tell me.:p

For the lulz brah, for the lulz.

bodyhard
07-28-2009, 08:34 AM
You clicked it, you tell me.:p

For the lulz brah, for the lulz.

I hate needles man, seriously I can't even look at them! I would rather cut my arm off than have that little needle prick me.

But you are right I read it, so I suffer the consequences! :D :D

Tifflex
07-28-2009, 08:39 AM
I had to go get some tests done at a medical lab yesterday. I'm experiencing a problem with my endocrine system, today there would be some extra tests done with more of my precious blood drawn.
I don't do too well with needles, make ma gutz fluttery. I've been good since this all went down months ago, haven't had a problem once.
Anyway, the lab lady gets stabbing, I look away and wait...and wait....normally she takes 4 vials for this, but then she popped a 5th and then a 6th!
:eek:


when she took the needle out it made a "squish", much like a sucking chest wound!
:eek:



She then insisted I didn't look good, but I felt fine.
Then sh*t really hit the fan...no breath, no air, things are fuzzy, her voice sounds like the teacher's from The Peanuts.
:mad: Dammit woman, I wanted to die in the squat rack not this hole!!

I think I'm dying, she has injected me with some foul venom and is preventing me from doing my show...Layne's gonna be pi$$ed at her.


All of a sudden my needled up arm starts moving on its own and I can't control this thing, I slap the table my arm is supposed to be on, then I see her leg
its a nice leg
bare thigh
she's kinda MILFie too;);)
and my hand reaches to slap that leg, but thank God I was able to pull back and just touched it.
And squeezed it.



I immediately apologized through my dry caked up mouth, sweating like a 'ho in church.
She acepted my apology and wiped the sweat from my head.
There coulda been criminal charges here today brah.
and yes, she felt NICE!

Then they offered me juice...

PHUCK No! That has carbs in it, gotta watch my macros!
I was gasping for air and the other lab lady made me take a sip, I guesstimated 20 grams of wasted carbs right there.
Damn, I coulda had a wrap
with lettuce.:o


I tried to recover quickly, figuirng if 500 lbs of iron couldn't do it I wasn't gonna let no 125 lbs of lab tech do the job.
I literally stumbled home, brewed up some coffee, popped teh proteinz down and went to the gym.

I was certain of one thing...
it was going to be much safer there than what I just went through.

Cliffs or negs;).

BuckSpin
07-28-2009, 08:42 AM
Did BH actually say he is afraid of a little prick??????????

Bamma
07-28-2009, 08:56 AM
Cliffs or negs;).

Fiend is scared of needles
They took too much blood
He nearly passed out
He came close to copping an inappropriate feel on a milfy nurse
He broke his diet and drank a little juice
He survived the ordeal

Old-Time-Lifter
07-28-2009, 08:57 AM
Did BH actually say he is afraid of a little prick??????????

Yes, yes, he did. ;)

ArchAngel'73
07-28-2009, 09:00 AM
I hate needles man, seriously I can't even look at them! I would rather cut my arm off than have that little needle prick me.

But you are right I read it, so I suffer the consequences! :D :D

Perfect fight set up with needles, we can see who's the biggest wuss.:p:p


Did BH actually say he is afraid of a little prick??????????

Oh noes.
:eek:


Cliffs or negs;).

-my journal partner wanted to fly out here and hook up
-I said no
-she offerred to give me Xtend (by Scivation)
-I accepted
-still waiting

gbg
07-28-2009, 09:00 AM
Big baby!!! :p ;)

ArchAngel'73
07-28-2009, 09:01 AM
Fiend is scared of needles
They took too much blood
He nearly passed out
He came close to copping an inappropriate feel on a milfy nurse
He broke his diet and drank a little juice
He survived the ordeal

I'm outta reps for you!:(

Deborah_Lyn
07-28-2009, 09:05 AM
What some guys will go through to just see a little leg!

Glad you are okay. It sounds like you were seconds from passing out and having a slight panic attack.

I'm not good with needles either. Happened to me about 2 years ago giving blood. They told me to pump my arm, so I did and my blood pressure dropped. I fainted. lol. I felt like crap for half the day & really out of it.

Old-Time-Lifter
07-28-2009, 09:05 AM
I hate needles too......... :(

Tifflex
07-28-2009, 09:07 AM
Oh noes.
:eek:



-my journal partner wanted to fly out here and hook up
-I said no
-she offerred to give me Xtend (by Scivation)
-I accepted
-still waiting
passport check
luggage check
extenze check

I think I'm ready;).

Tifflex
07-28-2009, 09:08 AM
Fiend is scared of needles
They took too much blood
He nearly passed out
He came close to copping an inappropriate feel on a milfy nurse
He broke his diet and drank a little juice
He survived the ordeal

Reps:).

ArchAngel'73
07-28-2009, 09:14 AM
Big baby!!! :p ;)

Yep, I still like teh boobies too.


What some guys will go through to just see a little leg!

Glad you are okay. It sounds like you were seconds from passing out and having a slight panic attack.

I'm not good with needles either. Happened to me about 2 years ago giving blood. They told me to pump my arm, so I did and my blood pressure dropped. I fainted. lol. I felt like crap for half the day & really out of it.

LOL, you saw through it did i ya?:D

Panic,,,me? No. I was concerned over my life's resources. (but, you're right)

Its probably easier for them to have you faint vs. dealing with a whiney moaning patient, like I was.


I hate needles too.........

One really good way to stay clean in bb'ing, needle phobias.



passport check
luggage check
extenze check

I think I'm ready.

Whooa!
I'm a talker not a performer:p


Reps.

Thanks for the cover.

Do_Somethin
07-28-2009, 09:26 AM
It's just a needle...

Deborah_Lyn
07-28-2009, 10:55 AM
It's just a needle...

No one said it's a rational fear :)

I was severly anemic as a kid ages 5 through 8. Every other week I had to get blood drawn and my brother would tell me Count Dracula was going to suck my blood and kill me.

And every roller coaster - same thing - omg, what's that thing that fell off - we're all gonna die!!!! ahhhhh



cliffs: Brothers are evil

hochspeyer
07-28-2009, 11:38 AM
And so far, no references to "Every Rose Has Its Thorn."

Do_Somethin
07-28-2009, 12:44 PM
And so far, no references to "Every Rose Has Its Thorn."

Or Pokemon.

immuno
07-28-2009, 03:29 PM
All of a sudden my needled up arm starts moving on its own and I can't control this thing, I slap the table my arm is supposed to be on, then I see her leg
its a nice leg
bare thigh
she's kinda MILFie too;);)
and my hand reaches to slap that leg, but thank God I was able to pull back and just touched it.
And squeezed it.


Hmmm..... I think I have to call bs on the "can't control this thing". Especially after reading "and squeezed it". LOL! Good job man! :D

P.S. Repped for ingenuity

2bbig
08-09-2009, 12:26 PM
All of a sudden my needled up arm starts moving on its own and I can't control this thing, I slap the table my arm is supposed to be on, then I see her leg
its a nice leg
bare thigh
she's kinda MILFie too;);)
and my hand reaches to slap that leg, but thank God I was able to pull back and just touched it.
And squeezed it.



I immediately apologized through my dry caked up mouth, sweating like a 'ho in church.
She acepted my apology and wiped the sweat from my head.
There coulda been criminal charges here today brah.
and yes, she felt NICE!



But in your state of delirium did you ask for her #?:)

StressMonkey
08-09-2009, 01:14 PM
Jesus man I am woozy over here reading this, Why did I have to read this? :(

I couldn't even finish reading it.