View Full Version : Get toned not bulky! (yes, it's a joke)
a_miller_76
07-27-2009, 04:55 PM
https://www.shakeweight.org
The video is priceless :)
bodyhard
07-27-2009, 07:08 PM
https://www.shakeweight.org
The video is priceless :)
LMFAO!!! I think Mikieson just made a video! :eek: :D :D
SP1966
07-27-2009, 07:13 PM
LMFAO!!! I think Mikieson just made a video! :eek: :D :D
OK, so I admit it, I am a perv.... but that weight was f'cking her hands LOL! :eek:
I am going to show this to my wife, in only six minutes of handjobs a day(wuts that, three, four times? :eek:) she can reshape her entire upper body!!!
Yes, I think this is gonna work!! LOL
bodyhard
07-27-2009, 07:24 PM
OK, so I admit it, I am a perv.... but that weight was f'cking her hands LOL! :eek:
I am going to show this to my wife, in only six minutes of handjobs a day(wuts that, three, four times? :eek:) she can reshape her entire upper body!!!
Yes, I think this is gonna work!! LOL
LMFAO I think it teaches women how to properly jerk a man off! :D :D
a_miller_76
07-27-2009, 07:43 PM
I dunno, is it teaching proper HJ technique or teaching how to properly defend against forced BJ attempts? Looks like she's holding back against some raging face thrusting if you ask me LOL
If I bought that for my wife she wouldn't need me anymore!!
StressMonkey
07-27-2009, 08:00 PM
Add this and the Comfort Wipe to the list of products that I can't believe are real.
dungeonmistress
07-27-2009, 09:05 PM
Omg - lol!!!
blu2xtreme
07-27-2009, 09:20 PM
LMFAO I think it teaches women how to properly jerk a man off! :D :D
Hate to admit it but that's the first thing I thought of when I watched the video -
not that I need any lessons - have you seen my arms;)
Whatanejit
07-27-2009, 10:22 PM
Hate to admit it but that's the first thing I thought of when I watched the video -
not that I need any lessons - have you seen my arms;)
That is a classic!
:D
jeffaus
07-28-2009, 12:12 AM
Hate to admit it but that's the first thing I thought of when I watched the video -
not that I need any lessons - have you seen my arms;)Ive seen your arms blu and Im now officially frightened. LOL
beachguy498
07-28-2009, 04:35 AM
The most revolutionary invention since the Flesh Light.
blu2xtreme
07-28-2009, 05:33 AM
Ive seen your arms blu and Im now officially frightened. LOL
As it should be:D
Hate to admit it but that's the first thing I thought of when I watched the video -
not that I need any lessons - have you seen my arms;)
Sounds painful :eek:
BergMuscle
07-28-2009, 06:43 AM
There was a sketch on SNL last season about a video game like this (the Alec Baldwin episode). The joke there was the dad was showing his young adult sons how to "play the game". The tag line at the end, when the mom joined them and one son started to explain how to use the thing, was dad saying something like, "Don't worry, son. You're mom is a natural at this." :D
I am going to show this to my wife, in only six minutes of handjobs a day(wuts that, three, four times? :eek:) she can reshape her entire upper body!!!
Yes, I think this is gonna work!! LOL
SP, thank you for going dirty right away!! :cool:
bodyhard
07-28-2009, 07:22 AM
Hate to admit it but that's the first thing I thought of when I watched the video -
not that I need any lessons - have you seen my arms;)
Yes I have seen your arms and I have to call you out on it, I think you need more lessons, can I volunteer? :o :p
hochspeyer
07-28-2009, 10:48 AM
Wow- and only six minutes a day.
I'd have more respect for a woman who used one of these six minutes a day!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:M60.jpg
(Aside: how do I post the picture rather than just the link ... something like ?
Wow- and only six minutes a day.
I'd have more respect for a woman who used one of these six minutes a day!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:M60.jpg
(Aside: how do I post the picture rather than just the link ... something like ?
Like this!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/M60.jpg
SP1966
07-28-2009, 01:33 PM
SP, thank you for going dirty right away!! :cool:
Patience, I have none! :D
Perverted thoughts, I have nothing but! ;)
blu2xtreme
07-28-2009, 09:01 PM
Yes I have seen your arms and I have to call you out on it, I think you need more lessons, can I volunteer? :o :p
Had to work late tonight - sorry I missed your offer - how generous of you;)
a_miller_76
07-29-2009, 06:29 PM
Hate to admit it but that's the first thing I thought of when I watched the video -
not that I need any lessons - have you seen my arms;)
There's a difference in "jerk off" and "jerk OFF" LOL
bodyhard
07-29-2009, 06:38 PM
Had to work late tonight - sorry I missed your offer - how generous of you;)
I aim to please :o
hochspeyer
07-30-2009, 03:54 AM
Add this and the Comfort Wipe to the list of products that I can't believe are real.
Someone should combine these items ... two treats in one ... a.k.a. Reese's Feces. Or something like that. Two speed model: creamy, and crunchy.