ITT we give Daniel_Kemp life tips

[Bramble]

-gain 40lbs of muscle
-get a tan(if possible)
-for fuk sake get some contacts

[jordansrt]

stop eating the egg shells

[Fruches]

Kill self?

[muse1988]

-gain 40lbs of muscle
-get a tan(if possible)
-for fuk sake get some contacts

- get a haircut
- get a mad stache

[Daniel_Kemp]

-gain 40lbs of muscle
-get a tan(if possible)
-for fuk sake get some contacts

40lbs of muscle is a lot, it's cool to be really white in Korea and my eyes don't like contacts.

But thanks though.

[ImitatioDei]

You're eyes have their own set of feelings and emotions? Weird...

[Daniel_Kemp]

- get a haircut
- get a mad stache

I'm growing my hair out. My hair is currently in the "awkward phase" [Source (http://www.choisser.com/longhair/three.html)].

My face has a hard time growing facial hair.

[pats55583]

get some skills, like bowhunting skills, numchuck skills, etc

[Mr_Infuriated]

Rofl I always thought this guy was a troll, I dont know how I feel now that I know he is an actual human being. :(

[BacaPo]

Rofl I always thought this guy was a troll, I dont know how I feel now that I know he is an actual human being. :(

negged o.r.

[Hugh Jazz]

Close your fuking mouth.

You slack jawed bastard.

[br4v0]

non of ur dreams will ever come true
never pass any opurtunities
never take the high road to get **** done, nobody cares as long as **** gets done
ur wife will cheat on u

(95% srs)

[Averagebear]

I just logged on, who is this person?

[Daniel_Kemp]

Close your fuking mouth.

You slack jawed bastard.

It hurts when I close my mouth (jaw/mouth problems).


non of ur dreams will ever come true
never pass any opurtunities
never take the high road to get **** done, nobody cares as long as **** gets done
ur wife will cheat on u

(95% srs)

I don't have a wife.

[yeoldeste]

-gain 40lbs of muscle
-get a tan(if possible)
-for fuk sake get some contacts

All that could be accomplished in like 3 months as well.

Learn about steroids and run a safe cycle
start going to a tanning booth
get contacts asp

[Arbex]

-gain 40lbs of muscle
-get a tan(if possible)
-for fuk sake get some contacts

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2008/12/20/12929892/profilepic/3056632orig.jpg

[yeoldeste]

40lbs of muscle is a lot, it's cool to be really white in Korea and my eyes don't like contacts.

But thanks though.

f*ck what's cool
get a tan, you'll stand out.

Daniel 40lbs of muscle is not alot when you have a body as thin as yours. You need it just to look well built.

[Zaach]

And always remember to wear sunscreen....



























Waitwut?

[yeoldeste]

I'm growing my hair out. My hair is currently in the "awkward phase" [Source (http://www.choisser.com/longhair/three.html)].

My face has a hard time growing facial hair.

then straighten your hair so it's not curly

[Daniel_Kemp]

f*ck what's cool
get a tan, you'll stand out.

Daniel 40lbs of muscle is not alot when you have a body as thin as yours. You need it just to look well built.

I don't know if they even have tanning salons in Korea, cause lots of Koreans like looking white(r).

To put on weight I've been currently eating 2 roasted chickens and drinking 4 litres of milk with some cream each day.

[--Zam]

To be emperor you will need charisma, i recommend starting a 5rdth blog "PUA(pick up artist) blog"

You would gain respect and credibility from us.

(kind of serious)

[Hugh Jazz]

At least get some halfway decent glasses.

[Daniel_Kemp]

To be emperor you will need charisma, i recommend starting a 5rdth blog "PUA(pick up artist) blog"

You would gain respect and credibility from us.

(kind of serious)

I might try a "Summer of Korean Love" thing for a little bit so I get confidence around ladies.

[yeoldeste]

I might try a "Summer of Korean Love" thing for a little bit so I get confidence around ladies.


Daniel people want to see/read about your pick up attempts. That would be awesome.

[Daniel_Kemp]

Daniel people want to see/read about your pick up attempts. That would be awesome.

Maybe.

[whiteboyy09]

I don't know if they even have tanning salons in Korea, cause lots of Koreans like looking white(r).

To put on weight I've been currently eating 2 roasted chickens and drinking 4 litres of milk with some cream each day.

then why are you still skinny phaggot. its really not that hard

[SupaHeavy]

I might try a "Summer of Korean Love" thing for a little bit so I get confidence around ladies.

One question.
How did you end up in Korea?

[Daniel_Kemp]

One question.
How did you end up in Korea?

By plane.

[Devils]

40lbs of muscle is a lot, it's cool to be really white in Korea and my eyes don't like contacts.

But thanks though.

How bout actually talking to girls, **** they're Korean, they love English speaking foreigners.

[yeoldeste]

I don't know if they even have tanning salons in Korea, cause lots of Koreans like looking white(r).

To put on weight I've been currently eating 2 roasted chickens and drinking 4 litres of milk with some cream each day.

why the strange diet kemp?

[SupaHeavy]

By plane.

In other words, why are you living in Korea?

[Daniel_Kemp]

why the strange diet kemp?

How is it a strange diet?

[yeoldeste]

How is it a strange diet?


There's very little variety.

A good diet should include all different types of complex carbs, lean meat some fruits and vegetables, and in the right amounts to allow your body to grow.

I mean, where's the fibre?

You got piles from your hard sh*ts yet?

[Daniel_Kemp]

In other words, why are you living in Korea?

To learn about a different language/people/culture.

[Goat_187]

By plane.
I LOLd.



Question:

What is the furthest you ever gotten with a girl?

[Daniel_Kemp]

I LOLd.



Question:

What is the furthest you ever gotten with a girl?

A kiss on the cheek and holding hands.

[sni2pal]

OP, u mad he's stylin on u?







































http://www.aboveolympians.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/may-31-2009-front.jpg

[Ted Nugent]

bro do you really want to achieve any of your goals (muscle, girls, etc)????

theres tons of people on here trying to give you advice but you ignore it and as far as i can tell from this thread + recent posts you have made minimal progress. Not trying to hate or be a douchebag but do you come on here to blog or to get advice to help your goals? because the guys in here want to help you and try to help you but you seem to brush over everyones attempts and GREAT advice :confused:

[mophatthedamaja]

A kiss on the cheek and holding hands.

Good Luck to you Daniel i hope you achieve whatever you want in life...

[Daniel_Kemp]

bro do you really want to achieve any of your goals (muscle, girls, etc)????

theres tons of people on here trying to give you advice but you ignore it and as far as i can tell from this thread + recent posts you have made minimal progress. Not trying to hate or be a douchebag but do you come on here to blog or to get advice to help your goals? because the guys in here want to help you and try to help you but you seem to brush over everyones attempts and GREAT advice :confused:

I have been taking other people's advice. People recommended me to do the 5x5 by Reg Park and that's what I'm doing. I'm also doing a kind of Reg Park diet.

[MrPayday]

I can't believe someone like this actually exists. He's a real life napoleon dynamite and when he first joined I thought it was a funny troll. It's actually pretty cool to have someone like that on this forum. Goal to be emperor of the world... LOL

Anyway...
-Get jacked, gain weight
-Get steady job if you don't already, get realistic future plans
-keep your look, even though it'll cause you to be forever a virgin until married
-With your face, you should just blankly sit and stare at people for the lulz.

BTW DK is one of my fav members. Everytime he posts I LOL no matter what he says. Who couldn't love that face...

[sni2pal]

I can't believe someone like this actually exists. He's a real life napoleon dynamite and when he first joined I thought it was a funny troll. It's actually pretty cool to have someone like that on this forum. Goal to be emperor of the world... LOL

Anyway...
-Get jacked, gain weight
-Get steady job if you don't already, get realistic future plans
-keep your look, even though it'll cause you to be forever a virgin until married
-With your face, you should just blankly sit and stare at people for the lulz.

BTW DK is one of my fav members. Everytime he posts I LOL no matter what he says. Who couldn't love that face...

I just visualized this in my head and luled hard.

[mophatthedamaja]

I have been taking other people's advice. People recommended me to do the 5x5 by Reg Park and that's what I'm doing. I'm also doing a kind of Reg Park diet.

i guarantee Reg ate more than 2 roasted chickens and cream Daniel..you need some fiber

[Daniel_Kemp]

i guarantee Reg ate more than 2 roasted chickens and cream Daniel..you need some fiber

Well supposedly Reg Park "gained 25 lbs of muscle in just 10 months on the above schedule. Sleeping 10 hours a night, and taking protein mixes of honey, milk and cream six times a day."
--Source (http://tnation.tmuscle.com/free_online_forum/sports_body_training_performance_bodybuilding_stre ngth/the_great_reg_park)

I like Lotte's roasted chicken so I'm currently eating that along with milk and some cream.

[yeoldeste]

God speed daniel kemp, god speed.

[Lee_manG]

Well supposedly Reg Park "gained 25 lbs of muscle in just 10 months on the above schedule. Sleeping 10 hours a night, and taking protein mixes of honey, milk and cream six times a day."
--Source (http://tnation.tmuscle.com/free_online_forum/sports_body_training_performance_bodybuilding_stre ngth/the_great_reg_park)

I like Lotte's roasted chicken so I'm currently eating that along with milk and some cream.

Lotte is bombbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb. What else have you eaten from there?

[SimLive]

Does anyone remember Nelson from Holland?
Nelson > Daniel Kemp

[thelastpolarbear]

I recommend you start carb cycling to gain some weight and then after a few weeks when you get it done, cycle some anadrol with winny and then take some 6-oxo as PCT. If you're not as shredded as you like, take some clen or albuterol.

[Daniel_Kemp]

Lotte is bombbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb. What else have you eaten from there?

The chocolate sticks are pretty good.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3047/3021100957_401c00b249.jpg


i think you're pretty awesome daniel... just keep doing what you're doing you'll be fine... you dont need advice.

strong hoping you become the emperor

Thanks.

[BruceLeroy1984]

Are you still eating 30 eggs a day?

[Daniel_Kemp]

I recommend you start carb cycling to gain some weight and then after a few weeks when you get it done, cycle some anadrol with winny and then take some 6-oxo as PCT. If you're not as shredded as you like, take some clen or albuterol.

I'm not into taking steroids. I will look into the carb cycling though. Thanks.


Are you still eating 30 eggs a day?

Not right now.

[CLEAN_SET_OF_10]

Lol.

[Valenzuelatech]

Try wearing a beanie, for your hair type, it would look good on you (no homo)


http://www.travelizmo.com/archives/snow-dork-time-telling-snowboarding-beanie.jpg



http://www.chinatraderonline.com/Files/Gifts-and-Crafts/Caps/Winter-Hat/Beanie-Hat-12264964681.jpg

[sni2pal]

Does anyone remember Nelson from Holland?
Nelson > Daniel Kemp

Aware me for reps?

[Daniel_Kemp]

Try wearing a beanie, for your hair type, it would look good on you (no homo)


http://www.travelizmo.com/archives/snow-dork-time-telling-snowboarding-beanie.jpg



http://www.chinatraderonline.com/Files/Gifts-and-Crafts/Caps/Winter-Hat/Beanie-Hat-12264964681.jpg

The first one looks pretty cool. I'll see if I can find one at a store. Thanks.

[shitbrickhouse]

do u wanna get laid or are you holding-out for a special girl?
can't u just get a hooker?
do korean girls like people from your origin? (are you American?)

[Daniel_Kemp]

do u wanna get laid or are you holding-out for a special girl?
can't u just get a hooker?
do korean girls like people from your origin? (are you American?)

I'm waiting to lose my virginity for that special lady.

I guess it's "cool" to be tall, white and skinny in Korea. I'm from Canada.

[Lee_manG]

The chocolate sticks are pretty good.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3047/3021100957_401c00b249.jpg




Thanks.

Pepero that's what those are called. There's a lot of shelf items from Lotte but Lotte is a pretty big name. They have a chain of restaurants as well as a theme park. Lotte World is the equivalent of our Disneyland. You should go check it out.

Do you know what Bulgogi is?

[shitbrickhouse]

Kemp, do you have a spoon pic?

(cannot access Bodyspace at work)
(someone plz post it if he has one)

[Lee_manG]

Kemp, do you have a spoon pic?

(cannot access Bodyspace at work)
(someone plz post it if he has one)

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/photo/data/503/medium/spoon8.jpg

[Daniel_Kemp]

Kemp, do you have a spoon pic?

(cannot access Bodyspace at work)
(someone plz post it if he has one)

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/photo/data/503/spoon8.jpg

[CLEAN_SET_OF_10]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/photo/data/503/spoon8.jpg

Lol.

[Rawrie]

This may have been asked/discussed already but do you work in Korea as well or are you there on sort of a vacation?

Also I wouldn't change too much of how you are.

[Daniel_Kemp]

This may have been asked/discussed already but do you work in Korea as well or are you there on sort of a vacation?

Also I wouldn't change too much of how you are.

I guess you can call it a kind of "vacation".

Thanks Rawrie.

[MA5Bergey]

Hello heavenly blessed beauty Daniel Kemp, whose inner beauty and beauty is simply divine and everlasting... good luck in your fitness goals in 09. Thank you for all your advice on the forums and in that email you sent me. Also, I put up some new progress pics, tell me what you think. Thanks again and have a great sunday evening and monday morning breakfast.

[mophatthedamaja]

Well supposedly Reg Park "gained 25 lbs of muscle in just 10 months on the above schedule. Sleeping 10 hours a night, and taking protein mixes of honey, milk and cream six times a day."
--Source (http://tnation.tmuscle.com/free_online_forum/sports_body_training_performance_bodybuilding_stre ngth/the_great_reg_park)

I like Lotte's roasted chicken so I'm currently eating that along with milk and some cream.

that's not all he ate Daniel those were just the shakes..plus he weighed nearly 100 more pounds than you...if the diet works for YOU, then that is the most important thing good luck with your goals whatever they may be

A Normal diet for Reg

Reg Park's Diet.

Breakfast:

A glass of fresh orange juice
Fruit: paw-paw (papaya) & banana
Cooked Oatmeal (Large soup plate full) with full cream/whole milk & fresh cream
A plate of bacon, eggs, tomato and toast
A couple of cups of tea

Lunch:

Large bowl of soup (tomato, pea, minestrone etc.) with rye bread
Cooked vegetables
Beef steak (2 Kg)
Desert
A couple of cups of tea with some chocolate
Also wine or milk stout(like Guiness)

Supper:

Same as lunch.

(Reg would consume Milk stout/Guiness as an aid when he needed to gain weight)

This was dictated to me by Reg Park 05 May 2006

[AltCtrlDel]

I guess you can call it a kind of "vacation".

Thanks Rawrie.

what do you think of korean girls here on average? pretty/hot/cute?

[peijian]

This may have been asked/discussed already but do you work in Korea as well or are you there on sort of a vacation?

Also I wouldn't change too much of how you are.

Spoon, nao.

[Daniel_Kemp]

that's not all he ate Daniel those were just the shakes..plus he weighed nearly 100 more pounds than you...if the diet works for YOU, then that is the most important thing good luck with your goals whatever they may be

A Normal diet for Reg

Oh. I thought that's all he had.

The Reg Park diet plan that you posted is probably too much for me to eat right now. I'm working my way up with how much I can eat.



what do you think of korean girls here on average? pretty/hot/cute?

On average?

I'm attracted to the Korean girls wearing high heels, which helps show off what butt they have, which is nice, cause I like the butt. They're either wearing a dress outfit that looks like it's from the 1950's or something, which is kind of classy. OR they're wearing tight jeans and some top, which looks hot.

The one's I'm not attracted to are the ones who wear the visors, but they're still nice though, unless they're shopping or have to get somewhere then they like to push or get in your way and I don't like that.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/98/243200011_89e50b2b1c.jpg

[Charge]

To learn about a different language/people/culture.

Do you live in Soul? Or whatever and could you find this foreign exchange student that went to my school from there?

[Daniel_Kemp]

Do you live in Soul? Or whatever and could you find this foreign exchange student that went to my school from there?

Yeah. How am I supposed to find a foreign exchange student? Is it a girl?

[Charge]

Yeah. How am I supposed to find a foreign exchange student? Is it a girl?

Boy, I can give you his name. Please do it for the lulz. Can you consider?

[Daniel_Kemp]

Boy, I can give you his name. Please do it for the lulz. Can you consider?

There are over 10 million people in Seoul. I don't think giving me their name is going to help me find them.

[The_Source]

breathe through your nose dammit

[Charge]

There are over 10 million people in Seoul. I don't think giving me their name is going to help me find them.

I bet you can look him up can you? Please do it for the lulz, I can give you a picture of him to.

[Daniel_Kemp]

I bet you can look him up can you? Please do it for the lulz, I can give you a picture of him to.

You look him up.

[Charge]

You look him up.

Then can you go find him?

[Daniel_Kemp]

Then can you go find him?

Maybe.

[southernstunna1]

Daniel what's your alcoholic drink of choice?

[Daniel_Kemp]

Daniel what's your alcoholic drink of choice?

I don't drink alcoholic drinks.

[chubbleton]

I think you're a badass. You do exactly what you want, don't take **** from anyone, and provide immense amounts of lulz.

Keep up the good work.

[southernstunna1]

regular drink of choice then?

[Charge]

Maybe.

If you do I'll give you/mail you anything $20 dollars. brb looking him up.

[southernstunna1]

I think you're a badass. You do exactly what you want, don't take **** from anyone, and provide immense amounts of lulz.

Keep up the good work.

agreed...he would be fun as hell to hang out with.

[xvicknumber7x]

Following a pro bb'ers diet is stupid. Do you know how much better his genetics and training is than yours? Find what works for you specifically instead of netting random professional bb'er ****. Also, get on a real routine. Last time I checked your blog, you didn't have any compounds in there.

[scottyKazi]

Are you keeping a workout journal of all your lifts?

[Daniel_Kemp]

regular drink of choice then?

Milk.


If you do I'll give you/mail you anything $20 dollars. brb looking him up.

You can send the money @ http://www.earthemperor.com/donate



Following a pro bb'ers diet is stupid. Do you know how much better his genetics and training is than yours? Find what works for you specifically instead of netting random professional bb'er ****. Also, get on a real routine. Last time I checked your blog, you didn't have any compounds in there.

I like simple diets, cause I'm lazy when it comes to cooking/eating food.


I'm doing this "5x5" workout routine:

90-degree back extension 3-4x10
Leg press 5x5
Leg curl 5x5
Bench press 5x5
Standing shoulder press 5x5
High pull 5x5
Deadlift 5x5
Standing calf raise 5x25


There are new exercises in that routine that I haven't done before, so I've been practicing them to make sure I have the technique right before I use heavy weights.

[CAPump]

http://www.earthemperor.com/images/dk4ee.jpg

holy **** brah

[xvicknumber7x]

Why don't you just do Starting Strength or Simple Power Based Routine?

[chubbleton]

Daniel, why don't you add me as a friend on your bodyspace thing?

Can you give an approximate amount of calories you consume each day?

What types of music do you like?

[Daniel_Kemp]

Are you keeping a workout journal of all your lifts?

See my signature.


Why don't you just do Starting Strength or Simple Power Based Routine?

Well cause people told me my other workout routine was stupid and I should try the "5x5", now people are telling me that's stupid and I should try another "routine".

I should just follow this guys advice @ http://www.trulyhuge.com/vince-gironda-articles.html

There are no intrinsically superior methods, IMO. None. Sadly, the explosion of so called information on the web has hampered instruction for novices with an endleess array of options and opinions by less than good "authorities". Even veteran trainees fall prey to this. It becomes a cyclic obsession.

Often, the best advice is to stop reading advice and just train consistently.

[BoneSkinny]

What is your education/are you in college/what is your job?

[zhinii_old]

WTF?!?! haha.

the coolest.

you got my vote.

[Baboun]

HEY PHAGS

this is suppose to be a "we give life tips"

not "ask Daniel Kemp anything"

Hai Daniel

[zhinii_old]

i say the misc pushes to get this guy famous,

not fail like TT

[southernstunna1]

i say the misc pushes to get this guy famous,

not fail like TT

I was thinking this same thing; it could definitely happen.

[Daniel_Kemp]

Daniel, why don't you add me as a friend on your bodyspace thing?

Can you give an approximate amount of calories you consume each day?

What types of music do you like?

OK. I added you as a friend.

Well about 2,800 calories from 4 L of milk each day and whatever calories come from eating 2 roasted chickens each day.

I like all kinds of music, but I'm not really into country music.


What is your education/are you in college/what is your job?

High School/No/Don't have one.

[BoneSkinny]

Oh lawd

[zhinii_old]

im lulzing so much reading his earth emperor blog.

[AnGrYgUmBaLL]

Pepero that's what those are called. There's a lot of shelf items from Lotte but Lotte is a pretty big name. They have a chain of restaurants as well as a theme park. Lotte World is the equivalent of our Disneyland. You should go check it out.

Do you know what Bulgogi is?
Only the bombest food on the face of the planet!

DK, how are you affording all these trips to different countries? I would absolutely love to travel around the world, or even another country or two. And how are you liking Korea so far? I take it you're staying near Seoul?

[Daniel_Kemp]

Pepero that's what those are called. There's a lot of shelf items from Lotte but Lotte is a pretty big name. They have a chain of restaurants as well as a theme park. Lotte World is the equivalent of our Disneyland. You should go check it out.

Do you know what Bulgogi is?

Are you talking about Lotteria? I tried some food their. It's pretty good. The burger that uses rice as the buns was kind of weird but it was OK tasting.


http://chuck-lee.com/travels/wp-content/gallery/korea2007/05-21-2007/menu.jpg


Yeah I tried Bulgogi. It's OK.



Only the bombest food on the face of the planet!

DK, how are you affording all these trips to different countries? I would absolutely love to travel around the world, or even another country or two. And how are you liking Korea so far? I take it you're staying near Seoul?

I get money sent to me by my uncle. Korea is OK. Yeah I'm in the Seoul area.

[AV_HULK]

By plane.

lmfao

[brianphi]

learn to UFC, I heard it's the big sport now.

[Charge]

Are you talking about Lotteria? I tried some food their. It's pretty good. The burger that uses rice as the buns was kind of weird but it was OK tasting.


http://chuck-lee.com/travels/wp-content/gallery/korea2007/05-21-2007/menu.jpg


Yeah I tried Bulgogi. It's OK.





I get money sent to me by my uncle. Korea is OK. Yeah I'm in the Seoul area.

Are you ever worried or concerned about North Korea? And why are you in Korea? Will you ever move back or are you staying there for life?

[Daniel_Kemp]

Are you ever worried or concerned about North Korea? And why are you in Korea? Will you ever move back or are you staying there for life?

No I'm not worried about North Korea.

I thought South Korea would be cool so I came here. I'm going to go to other countries too. I don't think I'd want to live in Korea forever.

[Lee_manG]

Are you talking about Lotteria? I tried some food their. It's pretty good. The burger that uses rice as the buns was kind of weird but it was OK tasting.


http://chuck-lee.com/travels/wp-content/gallery/korea2007/05-21-2007/menu.jpg


Yeah I tried Bulgogi. It's OK.





I get money sent to me by my uncle. Korea is OK. Yeah I'm in the Seoul area.

Yeah Lotteria. Damn seems like you're doing well over there even with the language barrier. How do you last at Dong Dae Mun?? Sh!t can get vicious!

Also.. if you went to the Ap Gu Jang district.. being white + money.. guaranteed to score a good looking girl.

Too bad you don't drink. Chicken + Beer combo over there is like $5.. lol.

[Daniel_Kemp]

Yeah Lotteria. Damn seems like you're doing well over there even with the language barrier. How do you last at Dong Dae Mun?? Sh!t can get vicious!

Also.. if you went to the Ap Gu Jang district.. being white + money.. guaranteed to score a good looking girl.

Too bad you don't drink. Chicken + Beer combo over there is like $5.. lol.

I have been to Namdaemun and I go before most stores open and it's very easy to check stuff out when the stores actually open.

I still haven't gone to Apgujeong-dong, cause the only reason I'd go there is to see rich women, but that wouldn't really do me any good since I'd be too shy to talk to them.

[Lee_manG]

I have been to Namdaemun and I go before most stores open and it's very easy to check stuff out when the stores actually open.

I still haven't gone to Apgujeong-dong, cause the only reason I'd go there is to see rich women, but that wouldn't really do me any good since I'd be too shy to talk to them.

I see.

Wish I was there. I'd show you around. (no homo)

[Daniel_Kemp]

I see.

Wish I was there. I'd show you around. (no homo)

That would be cool. How do you know so much about Korea?

[Lee_manG]

That would be cool. How do you know so much about Korea?

Im Korean.

Been to Korea twice, didn't really do any site seeing but did alot of drinking and clubbing.

[Daniel_Kemp]

Im Korean.

Cool. Do you have any tips on learning Korean, and on what to say to a hot Korean girl to start a conversation and to know if she's single?

[SlappyWhite]

I'm growing my hair out. My hair is currently in the "awkward phase" [Source (http://www.choisser.com/longhair/three.html)].

My face has a hard time growing facial hair.

Feces of religious significance, this guy is all win :D

[Charge]

Daniel what were your grades in school, and we you considered good in math? Just wondering.

[SlappyWhite]

Cool. Do you have any tips on learning Korean, and on what to say to a hot Korean girl to start a conversation and to know if she's single?

Get her to sniff a rag with chloroform on it, or pull a gun on her. She'll be single after that.

[trifle]

Cool. Do you have any tips on learning Korean, and on what to say to a hot Korean girl to start a conversation and to know if she's single?

god damn it...its so hard to picture you without Napolean Dynamites voice..i try SO hard but i just cant

[Daniel_Kemp]

Daniel what were your grades in school, and we you considered good in math? Just wondering.

I wasn't the smartest person in school. I will tell you that. So now, I wasn't very good at math.

[Charge]

I wasn't the smartest person in school. I will tell you that. So now, I wasn't very good at math.

Damn, I had I high expectations on your intelligence.

[Lee_manG]

Cool. Do you have any tips on learning Korean, and on what to say to a hot Korean girl to start a conversation and to know if she's single?

Korean is actually really easy to learn. Of course you being American going into a foreign country, it may all seem so difficult and wierd. Probably the easiest Asian language.

Tips would be to try to find an Korean/American school. They usually have kids from America travel to Korea for a few months. This might be hard to find though. So imo, I would start by simply learning the abc's. You can learn to read/write Korean in less than a week if you wanted to. (I have a middle eastern friend who learned simply by going to korean bars with me). You'll see that it sounds just like American when your sounding it out.

For example. This character |- is simply sounded out as AH. Anyways.. yeah, you should definitely start with simple reading/writing. COMPLETELY easy. Words however, will take hands on experience + interaction + experience. There are 10 different ways to say words, and how you phrase them can be disrespectful or respectful depending on age, job position etc.

There's not much you can say to a hot girl. Good looking Koreans are the most stuck up b!tches you will ever meet. Your best bet is to have a gold digger approach you. Meaning wear expensive clothing.

[Daniel_Kemp]

Damn, I had I high expectations on your intelligence.

Most of our better psychiatrists and nonmedical behavioral scientists have long since rejected the notion that there even exists any single discrete biological or mental trait than can properly be labeled as "intelligence." For example, the psychologist John Ertl, director of the Center of Cybernetic Studies at the University of Ottawa and developer of a neural-efficiency analyzer that combines electroencephalographs and computers to measure brain functions, was quoted as declaring: "Intelligence is a concept equivalent to truth and beauty. I don't really know what it is, but I do know what it is not. It's not the score of an I.Q. test, and it is not what our equipment measures." Dr. Ertl said this after his brain-wave measurements had proven that large numbers of children who had been labeled as retarded on the basis of their IQ test scores were, actually, quite bright. . . .
-- Allan Chase, The Legacy of Malthus : The Social Costs of the New Scientific Racism (New York : Knopf : distributed by Random House, 1977, c1976), 53-44

[gtg]

Most of our better psychiatrists and nonmedical behavioral scientists have long since rejected the notion that there even exists any single discrete biological or mental trait than can properly be labeled as "intelligence." For example, the psychologist John Ertl, director of the Center of Cybernetic Studies at the University of Ottawa and developer of a neural-efficiency analyzer that combines electroencephalographs and computers to measure brain functions, was quoted as declaring: "Intelligence is a concept equivalent to truth and beauty. I don't really know what it is, but I do know what it is not. It's not the score of an I.Q. test, and it is not what our equipment measures." Dr. Ertl said this after his brain-wave measurements had proven that large numbers of children who had been labeled as retarded on the basis of their IQ test scores were, actually, quite bright. . . .
-- Allan Chase, The Legacy of Malthus : The Social Costs of the New Scientific Racism (New York : Knopf : distributed by Random House, 1977, c1976), 53-44

Lose the spectacles and wear contact lens.

[Daniel_Kemp]

Lose the spectacles and wear contact lens.

Dude. I've tried contacts. My eyes don't like them.

[SlappyWhite]

I wasn't the smartest person in school. I will tell you that. So now, I wasn't very good at math.

Strong spelling of no.

[makavelicss]

He has pedophile glasses.













Yep, definately a rapist.

[Lee_manG]

Kemp, refer to post #119, skipped it brah.

[Daniel_Kemp]

Kemp, refer to post #119, skipped it brah.

OK thanks.

I found this video on learning the Korean alphabet (she's pretty hot):


CdiR-6e1h0o




What is considered "expensive" clothing? Cause lots of guys here wear suits and dressy clothes.

[Lee_manG]

OK thanks.

What is considered "expensive" clothing? Cause lots of guys here wear suits and dressy clothes.

American and European sh!t there is usually luxury.

For example.. a pair of Ray Ban sunglasses in America for $100 would be $400 over there..

Louis Vuitton type of sh!t is tripled..

And as stupid as this sounds.. Ed Hardy would be a huge hit over there lol..


EDIT: thats a pretty good vid. yeah shes cute. definitely a good/school girl. don't worry too much on "accent" or pronunciation. they will see your skin color and still understand you.

[Daniel_Kemp]

American and European sh!t there is usually luxury.

For example.. a pair of Ray Ban sunglasses in America for $100 would be $400 over there..

Louis Vuitton type of sh!t is tripled..

And as stupid as this sounds.. Ed Hardy would be a huge hit over there lol..


EDIT: thats a pretty good vid. yeah shes cute. definitely a good/school girl. don't worry too much on "accent" or pronunciation. they will see your skin color and still understand you.

OK. I wouldn't buy that stuff in Canada so I don't think I want to spend 4x's the amount of money on it.

I might get new glasses though.

Thanks Lee_manG.

[balls2wall]

Hey daniel

download and read this book:
http://rs101.rapidshare.com/files/40817590/John_Alexander_-_How_to_Become_An_Alpha_Male.pdf


It will help you.

[HC]

Life tip #1: don't take life tips from miscers.

[nemz08]

Even though you are a gormless phaggot I love your threads and your simple laid back responses. With that being said how do you feel about taking on clive for the no1 misc charachter spot now that stunnaz banned?

[SlappyWhite]

Life tip #1: don't take life tips from miscers.

Someone on the Misc telling people not to take advices from the Misc

Mind = blown

[OgMudbone]

Become a pornstar















serious

[Daniel_Kemp]

Become a pornstar















serious

That would be kind of cool being around hot ladies everyday, but I'm not into getting STDs.

[MAGnitude]

That would be kind of cool being around hot ladies everyday, but I'm not into getting STDs.

earth emperors are immune to std's

[zhinii_old]

sell your life story to one of the major networks and make millions

[Popcorn_fart]

lol i love his laid back responses and i dig those glasses you look cute lol wut....u remind me of napolean dynamite

[--Zam]

Wear this if you wanna get laid, En Taro Adun!

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7671/105374768193.jpg

[healthnut33]

daniel you have to be a troll. HAVE TO BE> i refuse to believe that anyone in life really exists like that.

[SlappyWhite]

u remind me of napolean dynamite

You're ****ting me.

[nemz08]

daniel you have to be a troll. HAVE TO BE> i refuse to believe that anyone in life really exists like that.

This, I know we cant ask for anything more than spoon pic cus thats suffice evidence. It's just too hard to believe and feels like it cant be right.

[sni2pal]

Kemp, why are you ripping off Napoleon Dynamite?

[smashv2]

You should set up a "Meet Napoleon Dynamite" booth at a market. You can sell signed photos, and meet women. That would solve some of your problems.

[xvicknumber7x]

See my signature.




Well cause people told me my other workout routine was stupid and I should try the "5x5", now people are telling me that's stupid and I should try another "routine".

I should just follow this guys advice @ http://www.trulyhuge.com/vince-gironda-articles.html

There are no intrinsically superior methods, IMO. None. Sadly, the explosion of so called information on the web has hampered instruction for novices with an endleess array of options and opinions by less than good "authorities". Even veteran trainees fall prey to this. It becomes a cyclic obsession.

Often, the best advice is to stop reading advice and just train consistently.

Daniel, many people will tell you to change routines, but when they tell you to change routines, they will mostly tell you to do the one I'm telling you to do. Starting Strength will make you stronger. Much stronger. Plus it'll teach you the most important lifts. You should definitely give it a look and a try. You should probably stick to routines outlined in the Workout Section here, since it looks like you're going to be working the same routine 3x a week? I just don't think that is very smart when you can make great gains doing SS.

[JustinLloyd]

Bump for Daniel Kemp

[efoi]

Daniel Kemp owns, looking forward to him ruling the world

[New_York]

Close your fukking mouth

[Mister_A]

Your responses annoy me a lot for some reason.
lol @ All the followers

And after reading the thread about some kid paying a chick $20 to kiss his 26 year old virgin friend..... come on man...

You're in a country with millions of people you don't know. Go talk to some. You won't ever see them again.

And fukkin kiss/hold hands with a girl already... damn... lol

[New_York]

Your responses annoy me a lot for some reason.
lol @ All the followers

And after reading the thread about some kid paying a chick $20 to kiss his 26 year old virgin friend..... come on man...

You're in a country with millions of people you don't know. Go talk to some. You won't ever see them again.

And fukkin kiss/hold hands with a girl already... damn... lol

Mister_A,

I don't really care nor want a girlfriend at this time, losing my virginity is not my priority. My priority is to rip off a movie character from 6 years ago to gain attention. Thanks.

Daniel Kemp

[Fon7ana]

This thread is useless. He obviously likes looking like napolean dynamite so let him be. (no flame)(serious)

[Mister_A]

Mister_A,

I don't really care nor want a girlfriend at this time, losing my virginity is not my priority. My priority is to rip off a movie character from 6 years ago to gain attention. Thanks.

Daniel Kemp
Ohhh... :o

Well then you sir need need to change some priorities and lose your virginity already. :D

[maori-rap]

Get a haircut, I know you're trying to grow it out, but it looks like you're trying to make a total joke out of yourself. Just get a solid buzz cut and prosper.

Change your facial expression already, do you smile, frown, give death stares?

Try getting with chicks, even Napoleon tried it with the women. You've already said your somewhat of a rarity over there, must be some women who want to try something different.

[newbodybuilder2]

Get a haircut, I know you're trying to grow it out, but it looks like you're trying to make a total joke out of yourself. Just get a solid buzz cut and prosper.

Change your facial expression already, do you smile, frown, give death stares?

Try getting with chicks, even Napoleon tried it with the women. You've already said your somewhat of a rarity over there, must be some women who want to try something different.

i thought you never kissed a girl before

[Mikeo]

5 steps to overnight glory:

haircut, look less gormless (practice in a mirror lulz), smile, shoulders back, moisturiser.

[Daniel_Kemp]

Daniel, many people will tell you to change routines, but when they tell you to change routines, they will mostly tell you to do the one I'm telling you to do. Starting Strength will make you stronger. Much stronger. Plus it'll teach you the most important lifts. You should definitely give it a look and a try. You should probably stick to routines outlined in the Workout Section here, since it looks like you're going to be working the same routine 3x a week? I just don't think that is very smart when you can make great gains doing SS.

OK fine. I'll try Starting Strength. Thanks.

I'd have to use the Smith machine though for things like squats cause there isn't a rack to do squats in/with.

[THE SAINT]

OK fine. I'll try Starting Strength. Thanks.

bro your living the life!

what was ur job before moving to korea

[Zigoz]

/facepalm

[miscreant5]

This is a good thread.

[Jim Jitsu]

Can you post a sound clip of what you sound like?

[sni2pal]

Kemp, again, why are you ripping off Napoleon Dynamite?

[Daniel_Kemp]

Can you post a sound clip of what you sound like?

I narrate this video:


LQy_UWC9DOU

[Bramble]

join a martial arts class (serious) it will force you to interact with other people and make new friends and it will give your confidence a hell of a boast.


and for Christs sake get some friends go to a party and drink beer!!!!

[xvicknumber7x]

OK fine. I'll try Starting Strength. Thanks.

I'd have to use the Smith machine though for things like squats cause there isn't a rack to do squats in/with.

Good man! And that's fine... what does your gym have? Sounds like a crappy gym.

[chubbleton]

I narrate this video:


LQy_UWC9DOU

haha loved the video.

I support the Starting Strength routine, Daniel. It really is a great workout which teaches you the basic lifts, and you see progress each and every workout: This is a good motivator.

Good luck with the women!

[Mister_A]

Kemp, again, why are you ripping off Napoleon Dynamite?
:confused: