Mom found condom in the driveway

[yankeekd25]

I still live at home because I fail hard. But she basically called my new girlfriend a whore, and told me that if I wanted to be successful, I shouldn't see her anymore. What she fails to realize is that I'm 19, and can choose to see whoever I want. I really like this girl and she really likes me. I do not want to break up with her because Mommy doesn't like her. I wish I could move out, but I'm broke as **** and it's going to take a long time for me to get enough money to do so.

She keeps saying how I'm going to get her pregnant and that she does not have the money to support a newborn baby. WTF???????? This is my first real relationship.

How would you guys handle this?

[ApatoJay]

wut does ur dad have to say about it.

also why was there a condom in teh driveway

[yankeekd25]

wut does ur dad have to say about it.

also why was there a condom in teh driveway

I haven't talked to him yet. It was still in the wrapper and it must have fell out of her purse.

[Coal Man]

You in school?

As long as you're in her house, you should play by her rules.

If you need to see the girl, do it outside your mother's house.

[ApatoJay]

i thot u hit it ?

[ApatoJay]

You in school?

As long as you're in her house, you should play by her rules.

If you need to see the girl, do it outside your mother's house.
womp womp wahhhh




if he wanted advice from momforums.com he would have gone there.

[jkeithc82]

Pics of mom?

[roosky11]

I still live at home because I fail hard. But she basically called my new girlfriend a whore, and told me that if I wanted to be successful, I shouldn't see her anymore. What she fails to realize is that I'm 19, and can choose to see whoever I want. I really like this girl and she really likes me. I do not want to break up with her because Mommy doesn't like her. I wish I could move out, but I'm broke as **** and it's going to take a long time for me to get enough money to do so.

She keeps saying how I'm going to get her pregnant and that she does not have the money to support a newborn baby. WTF???????? This is my first real relationship.

How would you guys handle this?

As for getting her pregnant it depends on whether the parents are supportive which is sounds like shes not. I think that if you can financially pay for i.e apartment clothes food then go ahead and have a child, granted medical may need some assitance from parents. Since you are above legal age yes you can make you own decisions but your mother wants you to be successful and having a girl in the picture especially with the possibility of pregnancy is just something she doesnt want to happen. I would tell my parents that i understand they want me to succeed but that you "love your girlfriend" and that you accept any of the responsibilities that happens. If you can work with your parents to continue your education which is that your mom wants and still prove that you and your girlfriend are capable of weathering the parents storm then your mom will see you in a different light. =)...hopes this help....also i believe parents still have legal control until your out of college seein as they are paying for it =)

[Coal Man]

womp womp wahhhh




if he wanted advice from momforums.com he would have gone there.

and what does his thread have to do with bodybuilding?

[icewill36]

explain to her the purpose of condoms

[Andre-n-Andre]

age: 19

[D-Biggies]

my gf has condoms in her purse for just any random occasion i bet u r not the only guy in her life

[roosky11]

my gf has condoms in her purse for just any random occasion i bet u r not the only guy in her life

lol a RANDOM occasion lol...make sure she doesnt go to a RANDOM place...where there might be a RANDOM guy

[ApatoJay]

and what does his thread have to do with bodybuilding?
womp womp wahhh

[yankeekd25]

She ****ing told my dad and now they both are in agreement that she is a slut. This is my first real girlfriend, and I really like her. I guess they want me to live at home and be a mommy's boy all my life.

Since they both hate her, there is no way she will ever come over again.

I guess I learned my lesson: Move the **** out of mommy and daddy's house ASAP.

FML.

[jkeithc82]

She ****ing told my dad and now they both are in agreement that she is a slut. This is my first real girlfriend, and I really like her. I guess they want me to live at home and be a mommy's boy all my life.

Since they both hate her, there is no way she will ever come over again.

I guess I learned my lesson: Move the **** out of mommy and daddy's house ASAP.

FML.

Seriously, at 19 don't get tied down to a girl. Go to college, build contacts, go out, have fun, etc.

[yankeekd25]

Seriously, at 19 don't get tied down to a girl. Go to college, build contacts, go out, have fun, etc.

I'm not getting married to her man. But why can't I have a good looking girlfriend who wants to have sex me with every weekend??? lol

[badguy189]

move out at 19, are you stupid?

[MagneticMilkshake]

did your parents never use a condom?

[roosky11]

I'm not getting married to her man. But why can't I have a good looking girlfriend who wants to have sex me with every weekend??? lol

because the kind of girls that are goodlooking and have sex every weekend are the ones at clubs or parties and most likely have std's, u obviously have a goodlooking gf otherwise i dont believe you would be saying you like her alot, and if this is your FIRST real relationship that you WANT to work then sex should not be your priority. focuz on the comfort level and the mental needs and wants and the sex will follow

[slowteg]

why do they thnk she is a slut?


what are there reasons?

[badguy189]

because the kind of girls that are goodlooking and have sex every weekend are the ones at clubs or parties and most likely have std's, u obviously have a goodlooking gf otherwise i dont believe you would be saying you like her alot, and if this is your FIRST real relationship that you WANT to work then sex should not be your priority. focuz on the comfort level and the mental needs and wants and the sex will follow

brah is mature

[Trapstar4.4]

wtf is wrong with your parents? so is your gf an actual slut, or do they just not want you both having sex? lol @ both possible answers

you gotta stop all the phail man

[roosky11]

brah is mature

thanks, its really simple, if you show a girl you care for her and you tend to her immediate needs as long as its not over the top then shell have no second thoughts about wanting to please you..forget weekendly..youll get it nightly...take care of her shell take care of you.

[roosky11]

thanks, its really simple, if you show a girl you care for her and you tend to her immediate needs as long as its not over the top then shell have no second thoughts about wanting to please you..forget weekendly..youll get it nightly...take care of her shell take care of you.


with me and my gf i make sure she is content and then when i start to get in the *sexual* phase she goes right on along and has no hesitation to please me because she knows i have her best interest at hand and that i value her as a person more than her body. a girls worst fear is to be used and lied to, but if they are respected and LOVED GENUINELY theres not limit to what shell do for you =)

Dave in Cali

[jkeithc82]

thanks, its really simple, if you show a girl you care for her and you tend to her immediate needs as long as its not over the top then shell have no second thoughts about wanting to please you..forget weekendly..youll get it nightly...take care of her shell take care of you.

This works fairly well until you walk in on her getting DP'ed with a third guy holding the video camera. Your tone tends to change after that.

[roosky11]

This works fairly well until you walk in on her getting DP'ed with a third guy holding the video camera. Your tone tends to change after that.

ya hopefully the op and the girl wouldve built up enough trust between eachother before that happens, OP you have to know what kinda of a girl she was before the relationship because if she used to **** around alot single then what makes you think she wont when your on "break",

[Stangmaniak]

thanks, its really simple, if you show a girl you care for her and you tend to her immediate needs as long as its not over the top then shell have no second thoughts about wanting to please you..forget weekendly..youll get it nightly...take care of her shell take care of you.

You're 17.

[yankeekd25]

So my parents want us to end it, but neither she nor I want to. My parents pay for a lot of my **** and I don't know what to do.

[roosky11]

You're 17.

yes but im still learning so please dont act like your perfect or know the answer for everything, we both started out knowing nothing about this world, only our instincts. So dont patronize me.

[roosky11]

So my parents want us to end it, but neither she nor I want to. My parents pay for a lot of my **** and I don't know what to do.

You have to look at it this way, is your relationship worth loosing your parents support considering she could have a guy on the side or she could leave you after you cut the lifeline from your parents, or would u want your parents support drop the relationship, focuz on your life, become successful and meet the girl of your dreams? choose wisely.

[KOL40]

She keeps saying how I'm going to get her pregnant and that she does not have the money to support a newborn baby.

Tell dumb bitch thats what condoms are for.










Then put on said condom and fukk said mother.

[ApatoJay]

tell them you are bisexual and its either you date her or (enter males name here)

[TinaBee]

tell her she should be happy you are using one.

[danielMSF]

LOL at people assuming she is a slut.

Do what you want OP not your parents. If that means you move out then move out. If in the end it's a mistake then oh well. It's life. Make mistaskes to learn.

[BreesieBabby]

tell them you are bisexual and its either you date her or (enter males name here)

I like this one... LOL

[jf_15]

wait....























































































































WUT?

[Crusher_]

Ejaculate on the carpet in the living room

[qualitywah]

didnt u lose your vcard 2 days ago?

[JAWS22]

This works fairly well until you walk in on her getting DP'ed with a third guy holding the video camera. Your tone tends to change after that.

Hahahahahaaa!

[Flashbax]

tell your mom to get back in the kitchen and mind her own business.

Seriously though... tell her you care about your girlfriend and the fact she found a condom means you are being RESPONSIBLE and she should be happy.

I'd also like to mention you mods are making me lol in this thread. Especially jkeith. rofl dude.

[parsnip1965]

I can't think of a better motivator for getting a job and getting out of the house - or going full time to a residential college. You have to live by your parents' rules. When my son was 19 having sex was not against my rules, but that is me and not your mom.

You might consider not leaving condoms in the driveway. You can also tell your mother that condoms are for preventing pregnancy, just in case she is an idiot. But you still have to live by her rules.

And some people think that a girl who has sex when she is not married, or who has sex with whom she feels like, is a slut. I don't think anything of the sort, but again it's not me whose house you have to live in.

[get.set.go]

pics are needed to properly assess the situation....





you could just tell your parents you've broken up and keep seeing her, just not at your house

[deathdroprob]

SOLUTION:
- Tell parents whore gf isnt a whore
- if parents dont agree, tell them to stfu and gtfo of your house
- if responds are negative, double rockbottom them onto bed of nails
- secks gf
- ???????
- Profit




Post pics in Misc for ultimate win.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Calfmaster]

dude who gives a **** what your parents think - just don't bring her to the house

as far as the moving out thing - just get into college where you can live on dorm and **** all the girls you want with out them knowing or caring. Doesn't even matter if its a good school just go anywhere.

[tts0lid]

I love how your parents think she's a slut, but you're a respectable young man. lol...

At least your using condoms... you should explain that to them.

[Clesueur]

wat?
when i come home for break, i usually have unopened condoms or wrappers mixed in the mess around my room. my mom sees them and girls, i have over and just gives me the womanizer lines. she doesn't like a lot of them. its your business.

my fam is actually classy, just kinda laid back about sex

[skinnygymboy]

Dude i think your mum is being overly harsh and out of order. But you do live in her house and need to respect her rules.

However my mum is fine with the fact i have sex etc. And knows i am not in a relationship and have sex with FWB's and ONS's.


But as it's her house you kinda have to obey her.

[spectre86]

This works fairly well until you walk in on her getting DP'ed with a third guy holding the video camera. Your tone tends to change after that.

lmao wow. coughed up part of my turkey sammich on that one

[fireup6]

Say it wasn't yours?

[hugs_kisses]

I love how your parents think she's a slut, but you're a respectable young man. lol...

At least your using condoms... you should explain that to them.
basically

[jamie85]

You should have denied it and been like "No mom that condom is not mine, I am too big for those, I have to wear Magnums".