Help me!

[Zenan]

I'm flirting with my mums 28 year old milf friend on facebook.
She's staying over and she's in the room below me.
That's cool but I really need to go for a **** and to do that I gotta walk past her and that would be totally ****ing embarrassing :(

True story.

[CDeniz]

Deepthroat her.

[gOt2be]

**** her pussy

[Teej209]

use another bathroom or **** in the yard

[Zenan]

Attic bedroom, only way down is through that room :(

[Delusional]

**** in a ziplock and throw it away later

[Zenan]

Panic over, she's gone to bed, she troll'd me.. I can poo in 15 minutes.

[~Mase~]

pics nao

[Inurthreadz]

pics nao

suprised it took this look. this

[-BigT-]

Panic over, she's gone to bed, she troll'd me.. I can poo in 15 minutes.

hey, yeah... if shes sleeping, sneak some pictures. or ill neg you! (18 reps, watch out son :))

[Zenan]

Not delivering pics, sorry :)

[Teej209]

lol you held a **** for like 3 hours because it would be awkward if you went through her room?

[Zenan]

Yeah because we were in the middle of flirting so I'd feel like a dick just walking down taking a **** and going back up.

[Mebinger]

Rate the milf on a scale of 1-10.

[Zenan]

seven

[Rowrows]

^pics plx

[AutumnPanda]

pics

[HudsonHicks]

Yeah because we were in the middle of flirting so I'd feel like a dick just walking down taking a **** and going back up.
so say you take a ****, and instead of walking straight past her and going up stairs, you start talking to her in person?

you're telling me you didnt consider that?