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ElderJefferson
09-18-2008, 07:24 AM
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Alright, here are my thoughts/impressions and questions from last night:

1) Fight Night was great. Good fights - no scrubs. It was worth money to watch.

2) Who the heck are these judges? Those scores sucked, especially the judge who awarded Neer a victory over Diaz. The heck kind of fight was he watching - even Neer thought it was ridiculous.

3) Ed got robbed. It was close, but he got robbed.

4) Alexander needs to work on takedown defense and get a ground game

5) Danzig is going to be the LHW champ someday. Just not anytime soon.

6) Guida needs a haircut.

7) TUF: after a great Fight Night, TUF looked like a bunch of girls fighting. Maybe they should have switched the programming up a little bit?

8) How the heck does Clay have an older brother who is almost twice his size? I want to see the parents and the DNA testing on that.

9) Why can't guys make weight? Is their scale broke at home?

10) Best nickname of the night: Fainting Phillipe

11) Second Best nickname: Fernando "Butterknife" Bernstein

12) Guess it's hard to fill your brother's shoes (Guida and Evans out before show even starts :( )

13) Nog looked out of place at the table next to two English speaking Americans. Maybe Dana should have brought in Silva to give him company.

14) Mir has ADHD, or he just really, really gets into fights

15) They should allow knees to the head of a grounded opponent, but stop short of allowing stomps and kicks (which would include jumping into the air and landing with all your bodyweight on your grounded opponent with bended knees)

16) Napoleon? Alexander? HITLER!!??? That's the most clueless and asinine dude I think I've seen in quite some time. I'm almost going to miss his retarded comments during the show. Maybe put him and Nate Diaz in a room and see how far the Retardometer needle can go.

17) Is it really that difficult to bench press a motorcycle? I heard they were heavy, but you'd think that balancing the bike would be the most difficult aspect (and haven't I seen that face-smacking duo before)?

That is all

Kane Fan
09-18-2008, 08:32 PM
6) Guida needs a haircut.


that is what I was saying when the heavy Guida needed to lose one pound
how is it no one thought of that
I'm betting he had a pound of hair on his head/body
at least half a pound

ElderJefferson
09-19-2008, 05:24 AM
6) Guida needs a haircut.


that is what I was saying when the heavy Guida needed to lose one pound
how is it no one thought of that
I'm betting he had a pound of hair on his head/body
at least half a pound

I suppose a little innovation was in order. Buzz cut, maybe suck on some helium before walking to the scale. :)

meing0tt
09-19-2008, 06:06 AM
8) How the heck does Clay have an older brother who is almost twice his size? I want to see the parents and the DNA testing on that.


I'm 5'9 and one of my brothers is 6'4" and the other is like 6'2"

ElderJefferson
09-19-2008, 07:56 AM
I'm 5'9 and one of my brothers is 6'4" and the other is like 6'2"

I wasn't speaking to the impossiblity (or even improbability) of it occuring, but rather just pointing out how hilarious it is. Clay is tiny, and to see this huge, overweight dude being his brother caught me off guard.

meing0tt
09-19-2008, 08:37 AM
I wasn't speaking to the impossiblity (or even improbability) of it occuring, but rather just pointing out how hilarious it is. Clay is tiny, and to see this huge, overweight dude being his brother caught me off guard.

I know, I was just saying. I think it's because I never slept when I was younger. I was actually born bigger than them (almost weighed 10 pounds)