ITT we post movie quotes and guess which movie it is

[DAVEZILLA]

once you've guessed the movie, just add a new quote from another movie, I'll start it's an easy one, but one of my favorites

"Pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't."

[DanVanVliet]

John Wayne In Hell fighters?

[DAVEZILLA]

John Wayne In Hell fighters?

right actor, wrong movie, guess again

[DanVanVliet]

Too many to choose from I can't remember and I love the duke.

[Tyrbolift]

once you've guessed the movie, just add a new quote from another movie, I'll start it's an easy one, but one of my favorites

"Pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't."True Grit?

[dbx]

McLintock?

[DAVEZILLA]

True Grit?

nope


McLintock?

yep

[dbx]

yep

OK, my turn. A very easy one, but one of my favorites :cool:
(Oh, and whoever posts first, just go ahead and post one. No need to wait for me to confirm this one :D)

"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

[Capt_Lou]

OK, my turn. A very easy one, but one of my favorites :cool:
(Oh, and whoever posts first, just go ahead and post one. No need to wait for me to confirm this one :D)

"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

Few good men.....way too easy

My Turn....Hump? What hump?

[Tyrbolift]

Few good men.....way too easy

My Turn....Hump? What hump?Young Frankenstein

Take your stinking hands off me you damn dirty ape.

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Young Frankenstein

Take your stinking hands off me you damn dirty ape.

Planet of the Apes (Heston line)

Wait, or was that my wife? :eek:

OK. This will be a tad tougher.

"Is it safe?"

[DanVanVliet]

Young Frankenstein

Take your stinking hands off me you damn dirty ape.

Planet of the apes.

Doctor evil

[GuyJin]

Planet of the Apes--1968--Charleton Heston.

New quote: "Land of the spree and home of the knave."

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Planet of the apes.

Doctor evil


Planet of the Apes--1968--Charleton Heston.

New quote: "Land of the spree and home of the knave."

You're both late...get back in line :p :D

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OK. This will be a tad tougher.

"Is it safe?"

Hint: Two major actors in this movie. One is now dead, and he was truly legendary. The other is alive and well. One of his movies was Little Big Man :)

[Jimislash]

Marathon Man

So safe you wouldn't believe!

[dbx]

Marathon Man

So safe you wouldn't believe!

You got it. Your turn.

[Jimislash]

"Dying ain't much of a living boy."

[DanVanVliet]

"Dying ain't much of a living boy."

Clint eastwood High planes drifter.

[Jimislash]

Clint eastwood High planes drifter.

Right actor, wrong movie.

[woodlake]

Right actor, wrong movie.

the outlaw josey wales

[TheLBM]

"Dying ain't much of a living boy."

eastwood... unforgiven?

[Tyrbolift]

Clint eastwood High planes drifter.Planes weren't invented then. :p

[Jimislash]

the outlaw josey wales

Winner!!! Your turn.

[Jimislash]

eastwood... unforgiven?

Good guess. That had some great lines as well.

[woodlake]

You sneaky little batards aren't getting doodly **** from me, except maybe my name, rank, and Social Security number: Wood, Hollis P., Lumberjack, Social Security 106-43-2185.

[Jimislash]

You sneaky little batards aren't getting doodly **** from me, except maybe my name, rank, and Social Security number: Wood, Hollis P., Lumberjack, Social Security 106-43-2185.

I am stumped.

[woodlake]

I am stumped.

heres a hint , it came out in the 80's and had a great ensamble cast of some great comic actors and it was set during WWII.

[bigDADDY205]

You sneaky little batards aren't getting doodly **** from me, except maybe my name, rank, and Social Security number: Wood, Hollis P., Lumberjack, Social Security 106-43-2185.

I cheated (read Googled) Dan Akroyd in 1941 :D

"Fat men don't shovel, Bailey."

Oops, wrong actor :o

[woodlake]

heres a hint , it came out in the 80's and had a great ensamble cast of some great comic actors and it was set during WWII.

OK I guess no one has it so here is the answer

Slim Pickens in "1941"

[Jimislash]

Wow, I never even heard of that movie.

[woodlake]

I cheated (read Googled) Dan Akroyd in 1941 :D

"Fat men don't shovel, Bailey."

Oops, wrong actor :o

close enough your turn.

[chodan9]

"I'm a god-damn marvel of modern science."

[DAVEZILLA]

"I'm a god-damn marvel of modern science."

one flew over the cuckoo's nest ??

[chodan9]

one flew over the cuckoo's nest ??

we have a winner!!

[SP1966]

"Looks like Chuck's taking old one-eye to the optometrist."

[DAVEZILLA]

we have a winner!!

:cool:

"wouldn't last five minutes leading an outfit like that if I wasn't as rotten as hell. ..."

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:cool:

"wouldn't last five minutes leading an outfit like that if I wasn't as rotten as hell. ..."

3:10 to Yuma


"I am the mother****ing shore patrol, mother****er! - Give him a beer!"

[rockeo]

nothing could be father than the truth.
u said father.
no i dadn't !!!!

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nothing could be father than the truth.
u said father.
no i dadn't !!!!

You have to solve the previous one first :)

[dbx]

"I am the mother****ing shore patrol, mother****er! - Give him a beer!"


And here's another line from the same movie. One of my favorite actors, and he's always got classic lines :):

"My favorite thing about this uniform is the way it makes your dick look."

[ASWEDE]

"Looks like Chuck's taking old one-eye to the optometrist."

Grumpy Old Men or Grumpier Old Men.

[ASWEDE]

And here's another line from the same movie. One of my favorite actors, and he's always got classic lines :):

"My favorite thing about this uniform is the way it makes your dick look."

The Last Detail

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The Last Detail

Yep. A lot of Nicholson fans need to check out older, relatively obscure Nicholson movies. The Last Detail rocks :).

Your turn.

[bigDADDY205]

I realized that I'm too young to post ITT, but I'll restate my line in case anyone wants to keep going.

"Fat men don't shovel, Bailey"

Pretty obscure, but I'll throw in a hint: Late 90's

[ASWEDE]

I'll start easy.

"I haven't needed the money since I took Archie's milk money in the third grade. Tell you the truth, I don't need p*ssy anymore either...but I like it!"

[ASWEDE]

I realized that I'm too young to post ITT, but I'll restate my line in case anyone wants to keep going.

"Fat men don't shovel, Bailey"

Pretty obscure, but I'll throw in a hint: Late 90's

Is it "Mystery Alaska"?

[bigDADDY205]

Is it "Mystery Alaska"?

Yep, yours is The Departed, Nicholson's part. :D

[ASWEDE]

Yep, yours is The Departed, Nicholson's part. :D

Yes, good movie.

[ASWEDE]

"What the hell's a matter with you Taylor? You are one simple son of a bitch"

Another easy one.

[taf1968]

Here's an obscure one, if I might jump in between conference calls . . .

"This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated."

[DanVanVliet]

Here's an obscure one, if I might jump in between conference calls . . .

"This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated."

Superman?

[taf1968]

Superman?

Nope.

Hint: actor was in Top Gun and Top Secret

[claycat]

How about this one.

"Take me Bill Tyler, take me"

Great movie :D

[LVI]

"What the hell's a matter with you Taylor? You are one simple son of a bitch"

Another easy one.

Tom Berenger in Platoon

[ASWEDE]

Tom Berenger in Platoon

Nailed it. Another great movie.

[rockeo]

You have to solve the previous one first :)

hey dbx which one are u referring to ??

[dbx]

hey dbx which one are u referring to ??

If you'll simply look at the order of the posts, it should be easy to see. At 12:34 I answered one and then posted one, as per the directions of the OP. At 12:40, you ignored the one I posted, didn't offer an answer to any previous, and quoted your own out of the blue. But don't feel alone, as a few other have done the same. If it turns into a free-for-all, it doesn't work well. You asked. Just sayin'.......

[rockeo]

If you'll simply look at the order of the posts, it should be easy to see. At 12:34 I answered one and then posted one, as per the directions of the OP. At 12:40, you ignored the one I posted, didn't offer an answer to any previous, and quoted your own out of the blue. But don't feel alone, as a few other have done the same. If it turns into a free-for-all, it doesn't work well. You asked. Just sayin'.......

my bad i was just being lazy.
plus it seemed to me that it was answered. wasnt sure how it worked exactly .
plus this is my first time in this thread, sorry if i jumped the gun or steped on anybodys shoes.
but now i understand, i thank u for the info :) ;) !!!
hey like they say , you learn something new everyday !!!

[dbx]

my bad i was just being lazy.

No worries. I was just hoping to kinda keep it on track, as I'm kind of a movie buff :).

[rockeo]

No worries. I was just hoping to kinda keep it on track, as I'm kind of a movie buff :).

hey understood ...im a Movie buff also....oh the humanity !!!! :) :) !!!

[StressMonkey]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

[taf1968]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

They Live . . .

Rowdy Roddy Piper

[DAVEZILLA]

well let's get the ball rolling again this is another easy one, but again one of my favorites.

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

[GuyJin]

Gladiator.

I WANT MY REP, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GuyJin]

And just in case I AM the winner this time around...

"Yeah, you've lived too long. Your kind of days are over."

[eomrat]

And just in case I AM the winner this time around...

"Yeah, you've lived too long. Your kind of days are over."

Shane. Possibly the best Western ever made.

[GuyJin]

We have a winnah!

Another great Western line: "Start the ball rolling, old man!"

[eomrat]

"Speak English Tony.This is the country spawned the F***ing language, and so far nobody seems to speak it."

[woodlake]

"Speak English Tony.This is the country spawned the F***ing language, and so far nobody seems to speak it."

dennis farina in the film snatch.

[Tallgntlmn]

Here's an easy one, two from the same movie:

"What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak English in What?"

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother. And you know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

[woodlake]

Here's an easy one, two from the same movie:

"What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak English in What?"

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother. And you know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Sam Jackson in pulp fiction

[DAVEZILLA]

let's keep it going " I'm going to get the paper, get the paper"

[woodlake]

let's keep it going " I'm going to get the paper, get the paper"

good one! the characters nick name was "2 times", in Goodfellas. Don't know the actors real name though.

[DAVEZILLA]

dennis farina in the film snatch.


Sam Jackson in pulp fiction


good one! the characters nick name was "2 times", in Goodfellas. Don't know the actors real name though.

your doing great man, but when you answer the quote, your suppose to add a new quote:)

[Capt_Lou]

"that's it man, Game over man, Game over!"

[chodan9]

"that's it man, Game over man, Game over!"

Aliens?

[Capt_Lou]

Aliens?

Yep!

[DAVEZILLA]

"your the disease, and I'm the cure"

[taf1968]

"your the disease, and I'm the cure"

Cobra

[taf1968]

My turn . . .

"I do have a test today. That wasn't bullsh*t. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."

[bigDADDY205]

Cobra

Either that or the Matrix

[bigDADDY205]

My turn . . .

"I do have a test today. That wasn't bullsh*t. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."

Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Matthew Broderick

My quote: "Who you callin' a goofy white m*****f***er?"

[taf1968]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Matthew Broderick

You are correct, sir!

[Severance]

"The lord made me a fine instrument of warfare, sir... the way I see it, you put me and this here sniper rifle up to within one mile of Adolf Hitler, with a clear line of sight...... pack your bags fellas, war's over."

[woodlake]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Matthew Broderick

My quote: "Who you callin' a goofy white m*****f***er?"

Woody Harrelson in white men can't jump?

[MapleSyrup]

"The lord made me a fine instrument of warfare, sir... the way I see it, you put me and this here sniper rifle up to within one mile of Adolf Hitler, with a clear line of sight...... pack your bags fellas, war's over."

Saving Private Ryan.


Radio?? Who needs a radio??

[woodlake]

"The lord made me a fine instrument of warfare, sir... the way I see it, you put me and this here sniper rifle up to within one mile of Adolf Hitler, with a clear line of sight...... pack your bags fellas, war's over."

Barry Pepper Saving Pvt Ryan.



My quote " This steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it!

[bigDADDY205]

Woody Harrelson in white men can't jump?Yep!


"The lord made me a fine instrument of warfare, sir... the way I see it, you put me and this here sniper rifle up to within one mile of Adolf Hitler, with a clear line of sight...... pack your bags fellas, war's over."
Barry Pepper in Saving Private Ryan?

[Severance]

Barry Pepper in Saving Private Ryan?
Yes sir

[phikappa]

Barry Pepper Saving Pvt Ryan.



My quote " This steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it!

Caddyshack?

[snoack]

jumping in the middle here-

"you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lolipop"

[HC]

jumping in the middle here-

"you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lolipop"

Dodgeball.





"hey, this is a private residence, man!"

[WorklessMind]

Dodgeball.





"hey, this is a private residence, man!"

The Big Lebowski





"Its like a puzzle with hands"

[omnisjdi]

Two Quotes:
"I hate officers. Thats okay ***** he hates officers too.'
"WOOF,WOOF(sonds like dog barking) thats my dog imitation want to hear my other one?"

[Keltron]

Ok, it seems like everyone is stuck.. I'll take the liberty of resetting if you don't mind..

"Nice beaver!"
"Thanks, I just got it stuffed"

[taf1968]

Ok, it seems like everyone is stuck.. I'll take the liberty of resetting if you don't mind..

"Nice beaver!"
"Thanks, I just got it stuffed"

Naked Gun . . . Frank Drebben.

[StressMonkey]

Ok, it seems like everyone is stuck.. I'll take the liberty of resetting if you don't mind..

"Nice beaver!"
"Thanks, I just got it stuffed"

Naked Gun


"Are you drinking 2% milk because you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole milk."

[DAVEZILLA]

Naked Gun


"Are you drinking 2% milk because you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole milk."

Napoleon Dynamite

"I must break you"

[taf1968]

Napoleon Dynamite

"I must break you"

Rocky IV.




"Pimp" is an ugly word, Chuck . . . we'll call ourselves "love brokers."

[Bando]

Rocky IV.




"Pimp" is an ugly word, Chuck . . . we'll call ourselves "love brokers."

Night Shift


how about "I am all men and I am no man, therefore I am...a God"

[rockeo]

Night Shift


how about "I am all men and I am no man, therefore I am...a God"

is it bruce almighty ?

[Bando]

The quote is:

"I am all men, and I am no man, therefore...I am a God"



is it bruce almighty ?

nope - but good guess

[rockeo]

The quote is:

"I am all men, and I am no man, therefore...I am a God"




nope - but good guess

craap i thought i had it..need to think :/ .

[eomrat]

The quote is:

"I am all men, and I am no man, therefore...I am a God"




nope - but good guess

Caligula
Try this,

"This country is going to the dogs! You know, it used to be when you bought a politician, the son-of-a-bitch stayed bought!"

[DAVEZILLA]

Caligula
Try this,

"This country is going to the dogs! You know, it used to be when you bought a politician, the son-of-a-bitch stayed bought!"

Used Cars

"In order to speak to his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God"

[eomrat]

Used Cars

"In order to speak to his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God"

Excellent! I thought that would be a very obscure reference.

[taf1968]

Used Cars

"In order to speak to his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God"

Braveheart.



"We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down! It's allright . . . he's just pissed."

[phikappa]

Braveheart.



"We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down! It's allright . . . he's just pissed."

So I Married an Axe Murderer

[taf1968]

So I Married an Axe Murderer

Well done!

:D

[wide lats]

"You are not you, you're me"

[phikappa]

"You are not you, you're me"

Sixteen Candles?

[wide lats]

Sixteen Candles?

Nope. LOL. :D its easy, your first clue is he has a wet towel wrapped round his head ....

[rockeo]

Nope. LOL. :D its easy, your first clue is he has a wet towel wrapped round his head ....

is it .....Van Wilder

[eomrat]

Face off?

[GuyJin]

Total Recall--Arnold in the hotel room.

[rockeo]

is it .....Van Wilder



Face off?


Total Recall--Arnold in the hotel room.

so how do we know who here has got the right answer, so we could post a new Movie quote ??

[GuyJin]

I am correct.

I am always right.

I am the movie god, and I say it is so.

"Behold HIS mighty hand."

(This should be easy...).

[rockeo]

I am correct.

I am always right.

I am the movie god, and I say it is so.

"Behold HIS mighty hand."

(This should be easy...).

so the movie quote is : behold HIS mighty hand ???

[rockeo]

I am correct.

I am always right.

I am the movie god, and I say it is so.

"Behold HIS mighty hand."

(This should be easy...).

quote is from Bruce Almighty !!!

[StressMonkey]

Dead Or Alive You're Coming With Me!

[woodlake]

Dead Or Alive You're Coming With Me!

Peter Weller in Robocop.

[woodlake]

"Lets not start suckin each others d-cks just yet gentlemen"

[rockeo]

american pie

[StressMonkey]

Peter Weller in Robocop.

I love that movie. :)

[GuyJin]

Robocop has such great music. BTW, "Behold HIS mighty hand" is from "The Ten Commandments"...

[KimberleyRN]

"We haven't had nothin' to eat but maggoty bread for THREE stinkin' days"

[KimberleyRN]

"Lets not start suckin each others d-cks just yet gentlemen"

Pulp Fiction.

[weissistschoen]

Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuk." "What the fuk" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

[KimberleyRN]

Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuk." "What the fuk" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

Risky Business (had a huge Tom Cruise Crush back in the day, over it now though)

[KimberleyRN]

"We haven't had nothin' to eat but maggoty bread for THREE stinkin' days"

[KimberleyRN]

... and a challenge for you all.

Name THIS movie...

"Thank you. Perhaps these offenses
might have been overlooked,

had not your pride been hurt
by my scruples about our relationship.

I am to rejoice in the inferiority
of your circumstances?"

[weissistschoen]

"We haven't had nothin' to eat but maggoty bread for THREE stinkin' days"


... and a challenge for you all.

Name THIS movie...

"Thank you. Perhaps these offenses
might have been overlooked,

had not your pride been hurt
by my scruples about our relationship.

I am to rejoice in the inferiority
of your circumstances?"


These are some toughies, Kimberly. I have no idea.

[GuyJin]

I'd guess "Love in the Time of Cholera" but I'm pretty sure that's wrong...

[StressMonkey]

"We haven't had nothin' to eat but maggoty bread for THREE stinkin' days"

Two Towers

[Tyrbolift]

"We haven't had nothin' to eat but maggoty bread for THREE stinkin' days"War Of The Worlds?

[DAVEZILLA]

Two Towers

yep


War Of The Worlds?

nope

[Tyrbolift]

yep



nopeWell, I thought that's why Tom Cruise threw the bread at the window and it stuck... :confused:

[DAVEZILLA]

"And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

[weissistschoen]

"And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

caddyshack


"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

[DAVEZILLA]

caddyshack


"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Jaws??

well in case I'm right:D

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

[weissistschoen]

Jaws??

correct

here is another :

"What we got here is failure to communicate."

[weissistschoen]

Jaws??

well in case I'm right:D

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Animal house!

[KimberleyRN]

Two Towers

Bingo!

Oh and the other one is from Pride and Prejudice. It is one of my daughter's favorite movies!

another line from that movie...

"The glories of nature. What are men
compared to rocks and mountains?


Men are either eaten up
with arrogance or stupidity.


If they are amiable,
they have no minds of their own.


Take care, my love.
That savours strongly of bitterness.

[Tishalicious]

... and a challenge for you all.

Name THIS movie...

"Thank you. Perhaps these offenses
might have been overlooked,

had not your pride been hurt
by my scruples about our relationship.

I am to rejoice in the inferiority
of your circumstances?"

Pride and Prejudice!


Now for this little gem:

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"

[Tyrbolift]

Pride and Prejudice!


Now for this little gem:

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"The Ten Commandments?

[DAVEZILLA]

Pride and Prejudice!


Now for this little gem:

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"

Jurassic Park??

[KarenPhil]

"Familiarity breeds contempt."

[StressMonkey]

This needs a reboot.


"Look! Water is leaking from her eyes!"
"It's what they call tears. It's a sign of their weakness."

[Keltron]

This needs a reboot.


"Look! Water is leaking from her eyes!"
"It's what they call tears. It's a sign of their weakness."

Flash Gordon....

"Well which is it young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? If'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop... and if'n I drop, I'mma gonna be in motion."

or

"Wake up son.. I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you've got"

or

"Son, You got a panty on your head."

[V-240]

correct

here is another :

"What we got here is failure to communicate."

Brubaker?

Here's one...

"I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!" :)

[rockeo]

Brubaker?

Here's one...

"I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!" :)

LOL ....Space balls :D !!!

[V-240]

LOL ....Space balls :D !!!

YES YES YES, greatest ef'n movie ever! ;)

[rockeo]

YES YES YES, greatest ef'n movie ever! ;)

yes inded, its a funny one ;)!!!

[rockeo]

how bout this one:

As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

[GuyJin]

"The Ten Commandments"..no..

..."Sense and Sensibility".....

.........."The Greatest Story Ever Told"...

...ah, heck, I give up!

[DAVEZILLA]

how bout this one:

As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

Austin Powers??

[dochall22]

"Things change Mox, you're the quarterback now."

[Iron Barbarian]

Varsity Blues


"Things change Mox, you're the quarterback now."

[Iron Barbarian]

I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!

[eomrat]

I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!

Mad Max



"You know what my problem has been all my life? I've always had my **** together. Always. My problem's been I couldn't lift it"

[Iron Barbarian]

Yes sir


Mad Max



"You know what my problem has been all my life? I've always had my **** together. Always. My problem's been I couldn't lift it"

[Griff79]

correct

here is another :

"What we got here is failure to communicate."

Cool Hand Luke

"That's bold talk for a one eyed fat man"

Griff

[DAVEZILLA]

Cool Hand Luke

"That's bold talk for a one eyed fat man"

Griff

True Grit

"Wendy? Darling? Light of my life?...I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f--- in!"

[eomrat]

"Wendy? Darling? Light of my life?...I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f--- in!"



The Shining

"You know what my problem has been all my life? I've always had my **** together. Always. My problem's been I couldn't lift it"

[rockeo]

Austin Powers??

yes indeed :D !!!

[Griff79]

True Grit

"Wendy? Darling? Light of my life?...I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f--- in!"

Yup!

"When the big man was killed, you must have wounded it. It's blood was on the leaves.

"If it bleeds we can kill it"

[lookingtogrow]

Here, figure this one out...

"Ouch!"

[phikappa]

Yup!

"When the big man was killed, you must have wounded it. It's blood was on the leaves.

"If it bleeds we can kill it"

Predator?



Here, figure this one out...

"Ouch!"

War of the Roses?

[Griff79]

[QUOTE=phikappa;229011321]Predator?

Yes

"Now remember, things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is."

[Griff79]

Here, figure this one out...

"Ouch!"

Austin Powers, Ouch baby, very ouch!

[rockeo]

how bout this one:

‘If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!’

[djflex]

[QUOTE=phikappa;229011321]Predator?

Yes

"Now remember, things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is."

outlaw josey wales

[Griff79]

[QUOTE=Griff79;229014181]

outlaw josey wales

I love that movie.

If you dont get this one, you better just hang it up!!

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[djflex]

[QUOTE=djflex;229135081]

I love that movie.

If you dont get this one, you better just hang it up!!

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

dirty harry,

[Griff79]

[QUOTE=Griff79;229167361]

dirty harry,

Classic!

"The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end. "

[DAVEZILLA]

[QUOTE=djflex;229168581]

Classic!

"The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end. "

The Last Castle??....if so



"When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV."

[Bando]

[QUOTE=Griff79;229171851]

The Last Castle??....if so



"When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV."

That's fast Times at Ridgemont High

[Griff79]

[QUOTE=Griff79;229171851]

The Last Castle??....if so



"When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV."


No, not Last Castles.

[rockeo]

[QUOTE=djflex;229168581]

Classic!

"The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end. "

Gladiator :D !!!

[rockeo]

how about this one:

Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bulls eye

[Griff79]

how about this one:

Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bulls eye

Wedding Crashers, very funny.

[Griff79]

[QUOTE=Griff79;229171851]

Gladiator :D !!!

We have a winner!! This is a great movie.

"Leave the gun, take the canoli"

[wide lats]

Total Recall--Arnold in the hotel room.

Nope ... Arnold in the ruins when hes eating chocolate and watching his laptop :)
unless its a very very basic hotel room ... :D

[wide lats]

[QUOTE=rockeo;229308411]

We have a winner!! This is a great movie.

"Leave the gun, take the canoli"

Fistfull of dollars??

[GuyJin]

Nope ... Arnold in the ruins when hes eating chocolate and watching his laptop :)
unless its a very very basic hotel room ... :D
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Okay, right movie, wrong scene...

...picky, picky...

[djflex]

[QUOTE=rockeo;229308411]

We have a winner!! This is a great movie.

"Leave the gun, take the canoli"

the godfather

[jugglingfreak]

Here's a tougher one:

"The only problem with kicking the sh!t out of you is that it would be too easy."

[Griff79]

[QUOTE=Griff79;229395861]

Fistfull of dollars??

no, guess again

[Griff79]

[QUOTE=Griff79;229395861]

the godfather

Of course.

[rockeo]

here ya go:

Nice hat. I had a hat like that once, then my mom got a job.

[dochall22]

As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

[dochall22]

here ya go:

Nice hat. I had a hat like that once, then my mom got a job.
the love guru

[rockeo]

the love guru

yes siiiir - u got it, now u post one :D !

[dochall22]

As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!


yes siiiir - u got it, now u post one :D !




already did!

[rockeo]

As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

i postd that same qoute last night someone got it ....Auston Powers...i freakin loove all those movies...:D

[dochall22]

fawk!


new try


"I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional brain. You see, you're an inspriation, to all of us who... who weren't born handsome, and charming and cool, and and... "

[rockeo]

fawk!


new try


"I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional brain. You see, you're an inspriation, to all of us who... who weren't born handsome, and charming and cool, and and... "

ohhh man..i love that line from...Waterboy...it cracks me up everytime - Bwaahahahaaa :) !!!
id repp ya, but im on recharge ..!!!

[rockeo]

here's one more:

You want me to strap her to the hood?...She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something."

[StressMonkey]

here's one more:

You want me to strap her to the hood?...She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something."

Vacation?

[dochall22]

"Our pets heads are falling off"

[weissistschoen]

"Our pets heads are falling off"

Dumb and Dumber

[rockeo]

Vacation?

yep - u got it ;)

[weissistschoen]

"Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool."

[Griff79]

"Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool."

Paul to Jackie in Color of Money.

[Keltron]

Since people are answering but not leaving a quote of their own.. I'll go:

"Look, there's two women fxcking a polar bear."

[weissistschoen]

Paul to Jackie in Color of Money.

Close.

"The Hustler" is the correct answer.

("Color of Money" was the sequel)

R.I.P. Paul

[rockeo]

i got another:

How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn't really a subtle form of manipulation used to lower peoples expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to maneuver myself within any given situation?" --

[KarenPhil]

"Familiarity breeds contempt."

Did no one know this movie/quote?

[DAVEZILLA]

Did no one know this movie/quote?

well I don't, not without cheating

[dochall22]

To be normal, to drink Coca-Cola and eat Kentucky Fried Chicken is to be in a conspiracy against yourself

[KarenPhil]

well I don't, not without cheating

"Familiarity breeds contemp" came from the movie Dogdgeball.

[rockeo]

got one:

They were closed. How could you be reading documents when they're in your briefcase? Hmm, that's a mystery. Richard, were you watching spanktrovision?

[DAVEZILLA]

got one:

They were closed. How could you be reading documents when they're in your briefcase? Hmm, that's a mystery. Richard, were you watching spanktrovision?

Tommy Boy

"I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."

[Keltron]

Tommy Boy

"I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."

Full Metal Jacket...

"I was right in the middle of a fxcking reptile zoo... and somebody was giving booze to these god damn animals...JESUS GOD ALMIGHTY, look at that bunch over there... they've spotted us!"

[weissistschoen]

Full Metal Jacket...

"I was right in the middle of a fxcking reptile zoo... and somebody was giving booze to these god damn animals...JESUS GOD ALMIGHTY, look at that bunch over there... they've spotted us!"

Fear and Loathing... Trippy ass movie. I love drug movies. They make me feel normal.



"Did you see the size of that chicken?!"

[DAVEZILLA]

Fear and Loathing... Trippy ass movie. I love drug movies. They make me feel normal.



"Did you see the size of that chicken?!"

Young Guns (awesome movie)

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

[woodlake]

Young Guns (awesome movie)

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."


"The usual suspects"


How about this one

" It's not a Tumor"

[GuyJin]

Arnold in "Kindergarten Cop"

[Guff]

"That's what I like about high school girls, I get older and they stay the same age"

[weissistschoen]

"That's what I like about high school girls, I get older and they stay the same age"

Dazed and confused




"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned"

[rockeo]

Dazed and confused




"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned"

i think its..... color of money ??

[Griff79]

Dazed and confused




"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned"

Rounders?

[weissistschoen]

Rounders?

No sir. A valid guess, though.

[weissistschoen]

i think its..... color of money ??

Correct. repped.

[rockeo]

Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?

[weissistschoen]

Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?

lol. something about mary.






"And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage"

[StressMonkey]

Well you have actually excellent bone structure there. I'm kinda having a hard time not looking at you now. Is that weird?

[Keltron]

Well you have actually excellent bone structure there. I'm kinda having a hard time not looking at you now. Is that weird?

Iron Man

"You're bleeding!"
"I ain't got time to bleed"

[Griff79]

Iron Man

"You're bleeding!"
"I ain't got time to bleed"

Jesse "The Body" Ventura in Predator


"When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.

I notice when you get to Dislikin' someone they ain't around for long neither."

[gbg]

" I think I must have one of those faces you can't help believing"

[DAVEZILLA]

" I think I must have one of those faces you can't help believing"

Psycho??

[gbg]

Psycho??

Bingo!!! :D

[DAVEZILLA]

Bingo!!! :D

sweet!!!!:D

"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

[eomrat]

sweet!!!!:D

"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

Pulp Fiction

[DAVEZILLA]

Pulp Fiction

yep:)

[gbg]

"But there is nothin like the sight of an amputated spirit."

[eomrat]

"But there is nothin like the sight of an amputated spirit."

Scent of a woman

"Your situation would be concurrently improved if I had two hundred dollsrs in my pocket right now"

[gbg]

Scent of a woman

That would be a yes!

Now I have a question: what web sight are all you on to get teh answers :p

[eomrat]

That would be a yes!

Now I have a question: what web sight are all you on to get teh answers :p

Scent of a Woman is one of my favorite movies.

[gbg]

Scent of a Woman is one of my favorite movies.

Mine too! my favorite scene is when he gives it to the board at the college,
Al kicks Ass! :D

[eomrat]

Mine too! my favorite scene is when he gives it to the board at the college,
Al kicks Ass! :D


Your quote is worth repeating in its entirety


"Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too ****in' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are... executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, **** YOU TOO!"

[gbg]

Your quote is worth repeating in its entirety


"Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too ****in' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are... executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, **** YOU TOO!"

YEA BABY!!!!!!!! nothing like it :D

On recharge.

[Griff79]

Quote:
Originally Posted by eomrat
Pulp Fiction

yep
__________________
"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. Yes, Father? The Almighty says Dont change the subject, just answer the ****ing question."

Is this your movie quote? Is it from Braveheart.?

Griff

[Griff79]

Scent of a woman

"Your situation would be concurrently improved if I had two hundred dollsrs in my pocket right now"

Ben Aflack to the interview board in Good Will Hunting, great movie.

Griff

[eomrat]

Ben Aflack to the interview board in Good Will Hunting, great movie.

Griff

That is correct, Sir.

[Whiskeyjack]

Has this one already been done?

"Everybody gets what he wants. I wanted a mission and for my sins they gave me one - brought it up to me like room service. And when it was over, I'd never want another."

[phikappa]

Has this one already been done?

"Everybody gets what he wants. I wanted a mission and for my sins they gave me one - brought it up to me like room service. And when it was over, I'd never want another."

Without peeking, I had the right war, but the wrong movie.

Apocalypse Now.

[phikappa]

How about this....

"You're killing me smalls"

Also from the same movie....

"For-ev-ur"
"For-ev-ur"
"For-ev-ur"

[eomrat]

How about this....

"You're killing me smalls"

Also from the same movie....

"For-ev-ur"
"For-ev-ur"
"For-ev-ur"

Benny, the Jet, Rodriguez......
The Sandlot. An all-time classic