Peeping tom

[RoscoPico]

My neighbor, which lives across the street, is at the very moment on her front porch, with binoculars, peeping...or what i think is peeping... It seems she is looking into certain homes. I asked her what the **** she was doing. She flipped me the bird... Anybody have little old peeping bags in their neighborhoods?

[SP1966]

Yes, she doesn't listen to me... and yet I still married her...

[johnnyironboard]

Years ago my wife (before she was my wife ;)) and I were the talk of the block.

[gbg]

,Many years ago when I was living with my X we rented this cottage and behind it was the garage to the house behind the cottage, so one day
(remember I have a European upbringing ;) I get out of the shower and I'm doing my thing we had a table and behind the table was a big window and the garage was about 2 ' away, so I'm sitting at the table talking to my x and I look over and CLEARLY see an eye ball through a hole in the side of the garage
well I flipped and he ran out to do god knows what! the next day the hole was filled.
that's my peeping tom story,I actually have another one that some of the other members are familiar with but don't want to get into it.

[Inthegrass]

,Many years ago when I was living with my X we rented this cottage and behind it was the garage to the house behind the cottage, so one day
(remember I have a European upbringing ;) I get out of the shower and I'm doing my thing we had a table and behind the table was a big window and the garage was about 2 ' away, so I'm sitting at the table talking to my x and I look over and CLEARLY see an eye ball through a hole in the side of the garage
well I flipped and he ran out to do god knows what! the next day the hole was filled.
that's my peeping tom story,I actually have another one that some of the other members are familiar with but don't want to get into it.

My mind has just run away with me on this one. lol

[gbg]

My mind has just run away with me on this one. lol

Let it run......InTheGrass ;)

[Mayhem Monkey]

i am the designated "peeping tom" in my neighborhood

[GnomusMaximus]

Man I wish... my next door neighbor is this super hot Italian woman from Naples. Her accent is so damn sexy I think I'm going to melt every time she opens her mouth. The lady on the corner is this super fit Triathlete type, and the lady across the street looks like she used to be hot as well. If any of them were peeping at me, I'd be glad to make it easy for them.

Hey that's an idea. Just stand there naked. That will either a) stop her from looking in your house (and she can't tell any body). or b) You'll make a poor old lady very happy. Either way you come out good in the end.

[tomdana]

When I was a teen, the neighbor next door took to climbing over the fence and then climbing an 8 foot wall that surrounded my folks roman garden/bathroom and watching my mom bathe. When he finally made enough noise to be noticed I was outside in a heart beat, and well we cannot post fights here, but lets just say the peeping eyes were too swollen to peep thereafter. He had a rude awakening from the police as well that night, as there had been a break in near by where a young man tried to assault a young girl. They thought for sure it was my neighbor. turned out later to be one of the kids at my school. Not a fun memory for me.

[Geno]

Can you say - "sign her up for the hard core gay magazine delivery"?

Maybe even lez hard core mag delivery?

Some out there crazy almost terrorist mag delivery?

And then calmly approach her with a proposition.

Or maybe just hand feed her to the gators. :D Oops.

[MalibuDebi1972]

Sometimes my husband and I like to role play "peeping". He would peep in our bedroom windows and I would........Well you get the idea...LOL :p

[pokey151]

My wife and I recently found out that our neighbors (husband & wife few houses down) have been watching us in our jacuzzi at night... Apparently they go through the woods and watch us... A mutual friend told my wife.. We're thinking about playing a bit of a trick on them this weekend....

[terribletriad]

While in high school I had just dropped a friend off after a night out partying. My way home took me past an ex girlfriends house. While passing I noticed that her bedroom light was on. Well, it was late and I was driving down that long lonely road when I decided to pull around the corner and have a peek. ;)

Thinking I was all sneaky I managed my way to her window. There she was, in her bedroom getting ready for bed. She was still in her clothes, but laying out her pj's. It was just a matter of time when all of a sudden her mother said to me "Hey Jimmy, what ya doing"? Stunned, I turned around. Her mother was standing right behind me, beer and smoke in hand. She had been sitting on the front porch and had watched me the whole time. Embarrassed I just confessed and told her where I was coming from and what I was up to. She looked at me and said, "Well, if you hang around long enough you just might get to see something". I stood in silence. She then walked away with a devilish smile on her face.

Cocky as I was, I turned my attention back to my ex's window. She was now walking around her room in a bra and panties when I noticed her mother walk into her room. My heart was beating a million beats a minute. I was thinking she was telling her what I was up to but she soon left and that's when I noticed another light go on. It was her mother in her room! Her room was right around the corner of the house. I quickly went for a quick peek. Her blinds were down to the point where there was only a few inches to see thru. I could only see from her waist down. I could tell she was undressing and watched her toss her top and bra to the bed....but I couldn't see anything! She finally lost her shorts, walked right over to the window, pulled the blinds up and waved!! I just about pissed my pants! I staggered back away from the window as she then closed the blinds. Looking over at my ex's window, the light was now off.

Needless to say, this provided me with more than one naughty ******! ;)





True story...

[Marius_Ursus]

My neighbor, which lives across the street, is at the very moment on her front porch, with binoculars, peeping...or what i think is peeping... It seems she is looking into certain homes. I asked her what the **** she was doing. She flipped me the bird... Anybody have little old peeping bags in their neighborhoods?

I would have started playing with myself.

[m1k3g0rd]

Cops responded to an old lady's complaint about a naked man in the apartment building across from hers. Cop says to the old lady "Ma'am, he's only naked from the waist up"...



"Stand on the bed, stand on the bed!" the old lady replied..

[MalibuDebi1972]

Cops responded to an old lady's complaint about a naked man in the apartment building across from hers. Cop says to the old lady "Ma'am, he's only naked from the waist up"...



"Stand on the bed, stand on the bed!" the old lady replied..

She was only wishfull thinking ;)