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dbx
08-28-2008, 10:19 AM
Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning:

My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset I shall be home before midnight.'

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.

As a successful business man who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

:eek:
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SP1966
08-28-2008, 10:25 AM
Very Funny!! I don't like it one little bit...

harleygirl
08-28-2008, 10:26 AM
Cougars rock! ;)

DanVanVliet
08-28-2008, 10:29 AM
Thats not a joke its a fact of life :D

SP1966
08-28-2008, 10:29 AM
Cougars rock! ;)
Yes, usually on their front porch with a lemonade in hand and a ball of yarn beside them...

harleygirl
08-28-2008, 10:30 AM
Yes, usually on their front porch with a lemonade in hand and a ball of yarn beside them...

Licking their lips.............:p

DanVanVliet
08-28-2008, 10:31 AM
Yes, usually on their front porch with a lemonade in hand and a ball of yarn beside them...

I like where this is going.

SP1966
08-28-2008, 10:32 AM
Licking their lips.............:p
That's our job Lisa...

2 HUGE
08-28-2008, 10:32 AM
hahaahaha that was a good one

WizardGlick
08-28-2008, 11:28 AM
.... Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

So, the guy got to have sex with an 18 year old AND got a quiet night to himself?


Sounds like a win/win for the guy to me!

claycat
08-28-2008, 11:50 AM
LOL, the come backs are as good as the joke. :D

runner05
08-28-2008, 12:35 PM
Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning:

My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset I shall be home before midnight.'

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.

As a successful business man who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

:eek:
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hehe
Perfect! :D

Rhinoclan
08-28-2008, 02:15 PM
Cougars rock! ;)

Yes...yes they do.

slave2beingFit
08-28-2008, 02:43 PM
Yes, usually on their front porch with a lemonade in hand and a ball of yarn beside them...



NOT this cougar!

Capt_Lou
08-28-2008, 03:01 PM
That's our job Lisa...

I hate to admit it, but I did laugh DAMMIT!

gbg
08-28-2008, 04:38 PM
GOOD ONE!!! but not true in ALL cases ;)