Beer 2

[DanVanVliet]

and you married guys might get it more if when she walks in the room in a sexy nightie , turn the tv off and put down the beer

What are you crazy woman?

[maryinmesquite]

Yeah, but I heard he's running the laps in a little 4 cylinder! :D

honey it is only a 2 stroke

[maryinmesquite]

What are you crazy woman?

then quit complaining. you should stand up and salute at that point

[ASWEDE]

and you married guys might get it more if when she walks in the room in a sexy nightie , turn the tv off and put down the beer

No problems there.

[DanVanVliet]

honey it is only a 2 stroke

2 stroke I'm good for a solid 3:D

then quit complaining. you should stand up and salute at that point

I can barely stand ereact in the morning let alone get that way:D

[rpaul11]

and you married guys might get it more if when she walks in the room in a sexy nightie , you mean I have to dress her too?

She might get it more if she put away those flannel pajamas and robe :P

[maryinmesquite]

goodness you guys need guidance , how about nothing on?

[rpaul11]

goodness you guys need guidance , how about nothing on?

yeah...like that happens :rolleyes:

[DanVanVliet]

goodness you guys need guidance , how about nothing on?

Women then just complain that its cold

[KimberleyRN]

Good Morning.

[DanVanVliet]

Good Morning.

Morning do you wear a nighty to get hubby in the mood and does he put down his beer?

[maryinmesquite]

then you make them so hot they dont notice the temp

[DanVanVliet]

then you make them so hot they dont notice the temp

How do you do that?

[maryinmesquite]

How do you do that?

do you need pictures to explain this dan , there is a multitude of ways

[DanVanVliet]

do you need pictures to explain this dan , there is a multitude of ways

What were we talking about?

[maryinmesquite]

What were we talking about?

that may be your problem

[rpaul11]

How do you do that?

don't sweat it Dan......Women like to talk the talk...but you and I know this can't be done.....it's just how women are :D

[KimberleyRN]

Morning do you wear a nighty to get hubby in the mood and does he put down his beer?

He does not drink beer... and he is always in the mood.

[DanVanVliet]

don't sweat it Dan......Women like to talk the talk...but you and I know this can't be done.....it's just how women are :D

I know driving is not there best trate:D

[ASWEDE]

This is turning into an Oprah show. :rolleyes:

[Mountain_Goat]

What's up guys and gals? How's everyone been so far this week?

[maryinmesquite]

don't sweat it Dan......Women like to talk the talk...but you and I know this can't be done.....it's just how women are :D

paul you are full of crap , i dont have a problem , 3 or 4 times a nite , thank you

[DanVanVliet]

He does not drink beer... and he is always in the mood.

For what? :D

[maryinmesquite]

I know driving is not there best trate:D

oh i drive great , i even have a commercial license , so bite me dan

[maryinmesquite]

This is turning into an Oprah show. :rolleyes:

no, we would all be crying , and hugging a tree

[ASWEDE]

What's up guys and gals? How's everyone been so far this week?

Morning Goat, Mary is teaching Dan and rup about the birds and the bees.:D

[maryinmesquite]

Morning Goat, Mary is teaching Dan and rup about the birds and the bees.:D

i think they know about the birds and the bees , they jsut dont know how to make their women humm

[ASWEDE]

no, we would all be crying , and hugging a tree

Well, Dan might be misty eyed and humping a tree. Will that qualify?

[rpaul11]

What's up guys and gals? How's everyone been so far this week?
sup goat....how are ya

paul you are full of crap , i dont have a problem , 3 or 4 times a nite , thank you

see what I mean Dan ;) :rolleyes:

[maryinmesquite]

Well, Dan might be misty eyed and humping a tree. Will that qualify?

or chasing a sheep

[maryinmesquite]

sup goat....how are ya


see what I mean Dan ;) :rolleyes:

what? what is your point

[rpaul11]

i think they know about the birds and the bees , they jsut dont know how to make their women humm

that's easy...don't let em eat wedding cake :D:

[maryinmesquite]

that's easy...don't let em eat wedding cake :D:

ok i agree with that , marriage sucks

[DanVanVliet]

Hey now, no sheep for me or trees either. Sup goat, hah 3 or 4 times a night one 2 min section is enough for any woman.

[Mountain_Goat]

Morning Goat, Mary is teaching Dan and rup about the birds and the bees.:D


sup goat....how are ya


see what I mean Dan ;) :rolleyes:

I'm doing alright. Work has been insane and they announced pending layoffs for this week. Heck they might be doing me a favor by giving me a package...

Snowed last night too... :mad: I need a vacation!

[maryinmesquite]

Hey now, no sheep for me or trees either. Sup goat, hah 3 or 4 times a night one 2 min section is enough for any woman.

dan , you would be wrong ,

[maryinmesquite]

I'm doing alright. Work has been insane and they announced pending layoffs for this week. Heck they might be doing me a favor by giving me a package...

Snowed last night too... :mad: I need a vacation!

man , that is scary , our economy is so fragile , and i need a break too,

[ASWEDE]

ok i agree with that , marriage sucks

It doesn't have to. There's plenty of happily married people. At least I've heard there are. :D

Just joking, I'm happy with my marriage.

[rpaul11]

ok i agree with that , marriage sucks

no mary...I meant wedding cake causes women to lose interest in sex...it's a proven fact....ask any married man. The effects are not seen right away...they kinda build over a few years.

Marraige as a whole does not suck.. :)

[maryinmesquite]

i was in a bad marriage for 25 years , so i have a bad opinion of it. i am ok being alone , i am pretty self sufficient

[Mountain_Goat]

man , that is scary , our economy is so fragile , and i need a break too,

Yeah. Sucks..even when you aren't the person being lad off...seeing other folks carrying boxes out of here is NOT fun. I have been in telecom for well over 20 years and I have seen way more than my share of layoffs. I wish I could do something else and make this much money...LOL...professional fly fisherman are not in high demand though. :D

[rpaul11]

Yeah. Sucks..even when you aren't the person being lad off...seeing other folks carrying boxes out of here is NOT fun. I have been in telecom for well over 20 years and I have seen way more than my share of layoffs. I wish I could do something else and make this much money...LOL...professional fly fisherman are not in high demand though. :D

just build a cabin and live off the land in the CO mountains...:D

[maryinmesquite]

Yeah. Sucks..even when you aren't the person being lad off...seeing other folks carrying boxes out of here is NOT fun. I have been in telecom for well over 20 years and I have seen way more than my share of layoffs. I wish I could do something else and make this much money...LOL...professional fly fisherman are not in high demand though. :D

no kidding , i would be great to have a job you look forward to and have abig fat check

[Mountain_Goat]

just build a cabin and live off the land in the CO mountains...:D

Believe me I have considered that. If it were just me I could do whatever..but when you have a family to worry about it changes things...


no kidding , i would be great to have a job you look forward to and have abig fat check

Ain't that the truth.

[maryinmesquite]

ok enough gloom aand doom , it is suppose to maybe snow flurry here tonite (big deal , it is texas)

[rpaul11]

Believe me I have considered that. If it were just me I could do whatever..but when you have a family to worry about it changes things...

.well, can't they live with you :p

[maryinmesquite]

well, can't they live with you :p

i amde homemeade lasagna last nite , paul , pretty good , what are you having for lunch , still trying to lose . or working on mass

[Mountain_Goat]

well, can't they live with you :p

LOL :D

[Mountain_Goat]

i amde homemeade lasagna last nite , paul , pretty good , what are you having for lunch , still trying to lose . or working on mass

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maryinmesquite]

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

making pot roast tomorrow nite

[ASWEDE]

Family sort of complicates things don't it. Otherwise, I'd take 2 or 3 women and do the cabin thing. One of the 3 would bound to be in a good mood on a given day. :D

[ASWEDE]

All this serious talk scared Dan away. Someone say something about Sponge Bob and get him back!

[maryinmesquite]

All this serious talk scared Dan away. Someone say something about Sponge Bob and get him back!

or butts or boobs

[ASWEDE]

or butts or boobs

Quick Mary, flash them! :D

[maryinmesquite]

Quick Mary, flash them! :D

i would make all of yall run off then

[ASWEDE]

i would make all of yall run off then

doubtful :D


Saying for the day: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day!

[maryinmesquite]

doubtful :D


Saying for the day: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day!

hahahahah

[ASWEDE]

It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

[ASWEDE]

Someone just sent an email with these sayings. Some of them are sort of funny. What's on the agenda today Mary? We got freezing rain and snow last night. Just windy and cold today. Schools were running late this morning.

[maryinmesquite]

Someone just sent an email with these sayings. Some of them are sort of funny. What's on the agenda today Mary? We got freezing rain and snow last night. Just windy and cold today. Schools were running late this morning.

suppose to be cold tonite , hang out tonite , nothing big

[ASWEDE]

suppose to be cold tonite , hang out tonite , nothing big

Congrats on your new bo. I'm happy for you. Hope it works out. Has he met the daughters yet?

[DanVanVliet]

All this serious talk scared Dan away. Someone say something about Sponge Bob and get him back!

Butts and boobs sponge Bob what what :D

[maryinmesquite]

Congrats on your new bo. I'm happy for you. Hope it works out. Has he met the daughters yet?

yes he has met them , and my sister

[ASWEDE]

Butts and boobs sponge Bob what what :D

I thought that would get your attention. Mary said she'd flash them.

[DanVanVliet]

I thought that would get your attention. Mary said she'd flash them.

I'm waiting Mary come on baby show a little T and A.

[SP1966]

http://www.pornpin.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/sandy-marie-petite-ass.jpg

[rpaul11]

dammit where is everybody

[DanVanVliet]

dammit where is everybody

Hello anyone home?

[rpaul11]

yes

[Mountain_Goat]

what's going on in here?

[DanVanVliet]

yes

Where did you go?

[rpaul11]

Where did you go?

nowhere

sup goat roper

[ASWEDE]

nowhere

sup goat roper

does Mountain Goat know about this? :eek:

[rpaul11]

does Mountain Goat know about this? :eek:

mountain goat is goat roper :D

[ASWEDE]

mountain goat is goat roper :D

Oh, my bad. I thought you were saying dan likes to rope goats! :)

[DanVanVliet]

This laptop is so old I have worn off the nubs on the f and j keys there smooth.

[rpaul11]

Oh, my bad. I thought you were saying dan likes to rope goats! :)
I understand the confusion

This laptop is so old I have worn it down to a nub

at least you didn't go blind

[ASWEDE]

This laptop is so old I have worn off the nubs on the f and j keys there smooth.

Why f and j.....oh, nevermind.

[DanVanVliet]

Why f and j.....oh, nevermind.

You know the nubs on the two keys?

[DanVanVliet]

I understand the confusion


at least you didn't go blind

Repete I can bearly see the screen

[Mountain_Goat]

nowhere

sup goat roper


does Mountain Goat know about this? :eek:


mountain goat is goat roper :D


Oh, my bad. I thought you were saying dan likes to rope goats! :)

SUP Kids?!

[DanVanVliet]

SUP Kids?!

Fine I don't see you either.

[rpaul11]

what's goin on today goat?

[Mountain_Goat]

Fine I don't see you either.

LMAO so I suck at the quote reply thing...geez...grumpy today aren't ya? No beer in the fridge or what?

[rpaul11]

LMAO so I suck at the quote reply thing...geez...grumpy today aren't ya? No beer in the fridge or what?

he's just pissed cause he flapped so much he wore it down to a nub.

[Mountain_Goat]

what's goin on today goat?

Nuttin...just working and keeping my head down...oh and I put my resume to "searchable" again on Monster and Dice.com... :D

[Mountain_Goat]

he's just pissed cause he flapped so much he wore it down to a nub.

did he go blind too like his Mom told him he would? :D

[rpaul11]

did he go blind too like his Mom told him he would? :D

i don't know...but he said he's flapped in the shower so many times he can't go out in the rain without gettin wood.

[DanVanVliet]

LMAO so I suck at the quote reply thing...geez...grumpy today aren't ya? No beer in the fridge or what?

I have beer in the fridge. I also have dehriea and my nose is running.:D

[rpaul11]

I also have dehriea and my nose is running.:D

does that mean yer a chit head?

[DanVanVliet]

i don't know...but he said he's flapped in the shower so many times he can't go out in the rain without gettin wood.

I have to go outside I think its gonna rain maybe I'll just wait here till it does.

[Mountain_Goat]

I have beer in the fridge. I also have dehriea and my nose is running.:D


i don't know...but he said he's flapped in the shower so many times he can't go out in the rain without gettin wood.

damn...hell of a day ain't it?

[DanVanVliet]

does that mean yer a chit head?

No it means I'm leaking from both ends

[ASWEDE]

i don't know...but he said he's flapped in the shower so many times he can't go out in the rain without gettin wood.

He had to shave his palms because his head was getting jealous. Your turn! Pass the Dan joke around.:D

[DanVanVliet]

damn...hell of a day ain't it?

You ready for the big day?

[rpaul11]

No it means I'm leaking from both ends

EEEEEEEwwwwwww

[DanVanVliet]

He had to shave his palms because his head was getting jealous. Your turn! Pass the Dan joke around.:D

Why do you want to be passed around?

[ASWEDE]

No it means I'm leaking from both ends

That sucks. Quit drinking the cheap beer! That'll do it.

[Mountain_Goat]

No it means I'm leaking from both ends

well...that does suck....and not in a good way.


You ready for the big day?

Which big day would that be?

[DanVanVliet]

well...that does suck....and not in a good way.



Which big day would that be?

Christmas duh.:D

[DanVanVliet]

That sucks. Quit drinking the cheap beer! That'll do it.

I drink bud light and I don't have the runs or the shyts.

[rpaul11]

I also have dehriea and my nose is running.:D

what do you call a prostitute (or Dan) with a runny nose?





































full

[Mountain_Goat]

Christmas duh.:D

OHHHHHHHHH that big day? :D

Yep...just need to take the kiddo shopping for something to get Mommy.

You?

[rpaul11]

I drink bud light and I don't have the runs or the shyts.


. I also have dehriea

:rolleyes:

[DanVanVliet]

what do you call a prostitute (or Dan) with a runny nose?

full

How many pullups can you do?

OHHHHHHHHH that big day? :D

Yep...just need to take the kiddo shopping for something to get Mommy.

You?

just about all I lack is finishing up. then I'll be done.:D

[ASWEDE]

I drink bud light and I don't have the runs or the shyts.

But you have diarrhea?

[rpaul11]

How many pullups can you do?

I don't know what this has to do with you being full

[ASWEDE]

OHHHHHHHHH that big day? :D

Yep...just need to take the kiddo shopping for something to get Mommy.

You?

Same here. Wife is all that's left.

[DanVanVliet]

But you have diarrhea?

No I don't but I do have to take a rup and wipe my swede:D

[DanVanVliet]

I don't know what this has to do with you being full

Nothing how many push can you do:D

[rpaul11]

Nothing how many push can you do:D

I can do 1 arm pushups ;)

[DanVanVliet]

I can do 1 arm pushups ;)

How many?

[rpaul11]

How many?

0.5 :D

[DanVanVliet]

0.5 :D

Uh huh What happened to swede and goat?

[ASWEDE]

It's probably a good thing Dan doesn't live in Seattle.

[Mountain_Goat]

Uh huh What happened to swede and goat?

I'm still here...tried posting a vid for a song but the damn thing isn't working when I post it here...looks like it works then says viideo no longer available..which it is.....oh well...whine.

[DanVanVliet]

It's probably a good thing Dan doesn't live in Seattle.

I like the rain and I did live in seattle for a few months.

[DanVanVliet]

I'm still here...tried posting a vid for a song but the damn thing isn't working when I post it here...looks like it works then says viideo no longer available..which it is.....oh well...whine.

If women did'nt have a P we would herd them like cattle true false?

[Mountain_Goat]

I like the rain and I did live in seattle for a few months.

I like the rain too...but probably ONLY because it doesn't rain here much...if it was year round it may get old.

[ASWEDE]

I like the rain and I did live in seattle for a few months.

Did they lock you up for fapping all the time?

[rpaul11]

I like the rain and I did live in seattle for a few months.

got too embarassing huh? had to move?

[DanVanVliet]

Did they lock you up for fapping all the time?


got too embarassing huh? had to move?

Nope

[ASWEDE]

If women did'nt have a P we would herd them like cattle true false?

Depressing thought. No P, no fun for PP.

[DanVanVliet]

Depressing thought. No P, no fun for PP.

Would there be a bounty on them?

[rpaul11]

If women did'nt have a P we would herd them like cattle true false?

well, depends on if they cooked and did laundry

[ASWEDE]

Would there be a bounty on them?

I refuse to answer that, on the reason it might incriminate me. :D

They better be a damn good cook though.

[DanVanVliet]

well, depends on if they cooked and did laundry

Open lid throw in cloths push wash button. for cooking open can heat and eat.

[rpaul11]

Open lid throw in cloths push wash button. for cooking open can heat and eat.

don't forget detergent, dry, fold...no thanks...that's why I got married :D

[DanVanVliet]

I refuse to answer that, on the reason it might incriminate me. :D

They better be a damn good cook though.

I am thinking there would be a bounty and we would keep a few in cages for cooking and cleaning:D

[ASWEDE]

I am thinking there would be a bounty and we would keep a few in cages for cooking and cleaning:D

I can think of a few other things that might save them.

[DanVanVliet]

I can think of a few other things that might save them.

Maybe, I thought for sure when we started bashing women they would log on I was wrong.

[ASWEDE]

Maybe, I thought for sure when we started bashing women they would log on I was wrong.

I figured they would that's why I'm being careful. :D

[Mountain_Goat]

Maybe, I thought for sure when we started bashing women they would log on I was wrong.
Yeah what the hell? Where are they today? Haven't seen Harley in a while although she still be moving...some of the others don't come around anymore either. :(

[rpaul11]

Yeah what the hell? Where are they today? Haven't seen Harley in a while although she still be moving...some of the others don't come around anymore either. :(

nope...just mary and Kim it seems..plus an occasional drive by by GBG....harley, GOM, Trace....Dan chased em away.

[DanVanVliet]

I think it may be us guys for awhile untill I can lure some in with my san wa fair and swave vay:D

[Mountain_Goat]

nope...just mary and Kim it seems..plus an occasional drive by by GBG....harley, GOM, Trace....Dan chased em away.

Yep... :mad:


I think it may be us guys for awhile untill I can lure some in with my san wa fair and swave vay:D

Then we are SOL aren't we? :D

[ASWEDE]

I think it may be us guys for awhile untill I can lure some in with my san wa fair and swave vay:D

Then we're doomed! :(

[DanVanVliet]

Yep... :mad:



Then we are SOL aren't we? :D

I think so It was rup and swede I'm sure of it.

[rpaul11]

I think so It was rup and swede I'm sure of it.

typical...Dan blames his shortcomings on everybody else.

We will never get the ladies back :mad:

[ASWEDE]

The girls are gone and Hoosier is absent. Coincidence?

[Mountain_Goat]

I think so It was rup and swede I'm sure of it.

I don't care who's fault it was...get em back damnit!

[DanVanVliet]

The girls are gone and Hoosier is absent. Coincidence?

Where has he gone? I'm working on getting some women in here give me 5 minites.

[ASWEDE]

Where has he gone? I'm working on getting some women in here give me 5 minites.

No girls with warts this time ok.

[Mountain_Goat]

Where has he gone? I'm working on getting some women in here give me 5 minites.

ok....I'll start the clock
SDPP49cz84Q

[DanVanVliet]

No girls with warts this time ok.

Alright there should be a post or two coming any minite now. wait for it.

[DanVanVliet]

ok....I'll start the clock
SDPP49cz84Q

Hey the clock dont work right.

[Mountain_Goat]

No girls with warts this time ok.

please make sure they have teeth....... and no adam's apples....

[farsscf]

What did you guys do now?

[DanVanVliet]

What did you guys do now?

Nothing whats up?

[Mountain_Goat]

What did you guys do now?

Dan, Swede and Rup chased all the ladies away...again...

[farsscf]

Nothing, just had to re attach the dryer vent, it was raining in the landry room, lol

[ASWEDE]

Nothing, just had to re attach the dryer vent, it was raining in the landry room, lol

Every time it rains, Dan starts fapping.

[rockeo]

no ladies in here again - pfffft ....

[Mountain_Goat]

Nothing, just had to re attach the dryer vent, it was raining in the landry room, lol

Oh man...don't say "rain" in front of Dan...... don't ask....

[DanVanVliet]

I have been posting in the female section asking for the womens to post here and offering free goat rides:D

[Mountain_Goat]

I have been posting in the female section asking for the womens to post here and offering free goat rides:D

And you thought that would work? Got any other ideas or was that it?

[rockeo]

maybe its time to.........ah nevermind :)!!!

[DanVanVliet]

And you thought that would work? Got any other ideas or was that it?

I'm talking to a big' one I did'nt think you would mind shes asking about you shes not big about tree fifty.

[Mountain_Goat]

maybe its time to.........ah nevermind :)!!!

only as a last resort...

[Mountain_Goat]

I'm talking to a big' one I did'nt think you would mind shes asking about you shes not big about tree fifty.

In the future...please avoid doing me any favors. :D

[rockeo]

only as a last resort...

ohhhhh snap :)!
hey if britney spears is coming back ........so can this thread :)!

[DanVanVliet]

In the future...please avoid doing me any favors. :D

How do you feel about trannys? :D Theres another one asking about you.

[Mountain_Goat]

How do you feel about trannys? :D Theres another one asking about you.
In case you missed the previous post...

In the future...please avoid doing me any favors. :D

[DanVanVliet]

In case you missed the previous post...

In the future...please avoid doing me any favors. :D

Gotca I think it is more instrested in swede anyway:D

[rockeo]

there is anxiety in this here thread :eek:.......thats NG (no good)

[DanVanVliet]

ohhhhh snap :)!
hey if britney spears is coming back ........so can this thread :)!

Hey rock man hows it going

[DanVanVliet]

there is anxiety in this here thread :eek:.......thats NG (no good)

Not at all its all good we need to push on to 30 thousand posts.

[rockeo]

Hey rock man hows it going

hey, hey, hey -----its going, how bout u wuts going on with everybody lately big dawg

[rockeo]

Not at all its all good we need to push on to 30 thousand posts.

man ur to easy :D:D:D .................thats what she said - ahhh thank you hahahaha

[DanVanVliet]

hey, hey, hey -----its going, how bout u wuts going on with everybody lately big dawg

As you know most of the womens have left the thread the guys blame me and a tranny has its eye on goat man . the norm ,whats up with you?

[Mountain_Goat]

Gotca I think it is more instrested in swede anyway:D

IT!!! :eek: LMAO

[rockeo]

As you know most of the womens have left the thread the guys blame me and a tranny has its eye on goat man . the norm ,whats up with you?

a tranny what the frig ???????????

[rpaul11]

And you thought that would work? Got any other ideas or was that it?

and he wonders where the ladies go

[rockeo]

holy moly !!!!

[Mountain_Goat]

a tranny what the frig ???????????

Dan seems to have a thing for them....but tries to convince people he's getting a tranny for someone else. :rolleyes:


and he wonders where the ladies go

Yeah no kidding...

[ASWEDE]

Gotca I think it is more instrested in swede anyway:D

:eek: Scared Poopless.

[DanVanVliet]

and he wonders where the ladies go

You know at least I'm trying you guys are just sittin back and complaining I'm leaving posts all over the place tryin to recruit some womens. My feelings are getting hurt.

[rockeo]

Dan seems to have a thing for them....but tries to convince people he's getting a tranny for someone else. :rolleyes:



Yeah no kidding...

:eek: :eek:

[Mountain_Goat]

You know at least I'm trying you guys are just sittin back and complaining I'm leaving posts all over the place tryin to recruit some womens. My feelings are getting hurt.

S'ok...don;t cry Dan....

Rup...give Dan a hug would ya? :p

:D

[ASWEDE]

You know at least I'm trying you guys are just sittin back and complaining I'm leaving posts all over the place tryin to recruit some womens. My feelings are getting hurt.

Sorry. Do you spend a lot of time in the female misc. section?

[rpaul11]

S'ok...don;t cry Dan....

Rup...give Dan a hug would ya? :p

:D

not just no...but HELL NO!!!

[Mountain_Goat]

:eek: Scared Poopless.

as well you should be :D

[rpaul11]

You know at least I'm trying you guys are just sittin back and complaining I'm leaving posts all over the place tryin to recruit some womens. My feelings are getting hurt.

you should be doing the work recruiting...after all...you're the one scarring everybody off :rolleyes:

[rockeo]

we r gonna ram, bam, slam like a peanutbutter sammich we r gonna jam :D:D:D !!!

[DanVanVliet]

S'ok...don;t cry Dan....

Rup...give Dan a hug would ya? :p

:D


Sorry. Do you spend a lot of time in the female misc. section?

Thats better you ungrateful bastards. I go to the female misc in search of more womens all the time. Women are crazy.

[rpaul11]

we r gonna ram, bam, slam like a peanutbutter sammich we r goona jam :D:D:D !!!

wut?







Sup Rocky...how's Bullwinkle?

[ASWEDE]

What woman wouldn't want to talk about beer, dan's diarrhea, and proclivity to fap in the rain?:D

[rockeo]

Dan seems to have a thing for them....but tries to convince people he's getting a tranny for someone else. :rolleyes:



Yeah no kidding...


wut?







Sup Rocky...how's Bullwinkle?

being siily thats all, i fugure why not thers no ladies in here anyway
as to bulwinlke - i never know !

[Mountain_Goat]

we r gonna ram, bam, slam like a peanutbutter sammich we r gonna jam :D:D:D !!!


wut?







Sup Rocky...how's Bullwinkle?

X2...WUT?????!!!

Yo ADRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Mountain_Goat]

What woman wouldn't want to talk about beer, dan's diarrhea, and proclivity to fap in the rain?:D

yep...exactly

[rockeo]

X2...WUT?????!!!

Yo ADRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

bwhahahahahaaha !!!

[DanVanVliet]

No women yet hummmmmmmmm. more posts needed back soon.

[rpaul11]

No women yet hummmmmmmmm..ya don't say :rolleyes:

[DanVanVliet]

ya don't say :rolleyes:

I wonder if hoos started a thread and took our women with him?

[farsscf]

wow I got perma banned and had already emailed Ryan, lol. then I checked again and I was back. I almost started crying....

[rockeo]

tick tock and ya dont stop - until the break of dawn !!!

[rpaul11]

I wonder if hoos started a thread and took our women with him?

hoos is out of town

[rockeo]

wow I got perma banned and had already emailed Ryan, lol. then I checked again and I was back. I almost started crying....

that happened to me once lol - the system is kinnda shot!!!

[DanVanVliet]

wow I got perma banned and had already emailed Ryan, lol. then I checked again and I was back. I almost started crying....

Why permabanned?

[farsscf]

I guess it was some kind of error

[DanVanVliet]

I guess it was some kind of error

I logged on once and it said I was banned but then it went away.

[SP1966]

I logged on once and it said I was banned but then it went away.
Damn the luck...

[ASWEDE]

No women yet hummmmmmmmm. more posts needed back soon.

Putting on a dress and a wig doesn't count. Well, maybe for rup but the rest of us want real women Dan!

[rockeo]

will someone post a darn pix of the womenz :!

[maryinmesquite]

so what are yall guys getting me for christmas , huh, i will give yall my list

[rockeo]

so what are yall guys getting me for christmas , huh, i will give yall my list

y dont you ask ur new boyfriend :D!!!!

[ASWEDE]

so what are yall guys getting me for christmas , huh, i will give yall my list

mistletoe

[farsscf]

a bigger avi?

[maryinmesquite]

a bigger avi?

how do i do that ? im not good with computers

[DanVanVliet]

I chase away the girls look at the replys your giving Mary. hang your heads in shame.

[SP1966]

will someone post a darn pix of the womenz :!
http://www.bigtitsnews.net/img/070227/denise_milani1.jpg

[rockeo]

http://www.bigtitsnews.net/img/070227/denise_milani1.jpg

holy bajoly - she sure eats here rice and beans !!!

[SP1966]

holy bajoly - she sure eats here rice and beans !!!
and don't forget the sausages!! :D

Nothing quite like a tight sweater, not that she could find a loose one! :D

[maryinmesquite]

mistletoe

where will it be hanging

[rockeo]

and don't forget the sausages!! :D

i bet two @ a time

[SP1966]

where will it be hanging
From my belly button!

[DanVanVliet]

where will it be hanging

Belly button

[Mountain_Goat]

how do i do that ? im not good with computers

send me all your noodz...I'll take care of it. :D

[gbg]

hey fellas :)

[Mountain_Goat]

hey fellas :)

Hey Hottie! How are ya?

[gbg]

Hey Hottie! How are ya?

good, how's the sexy back doing?

[Mountain_Goat]

good, how's the sexy back doing?

It's a bit sore today from my workout yesterday.

What's new with you?

[gbg]

It's a bit sore today from my workout yesterday.

What's new with you?

Starting to feel better, worked out today after a while off from being sick,
felt great, I'm lost when I don't workout

[ASWEDE]

where will it be hanging

To the left. Why do you ask?:D

[Mountain_Goat]

Starting to feel better, worked out today after a while off from being sick,
felt great, I'm lost when I don't workout

Yep. I can relate. I'm glad you are feeling better. :)

[ASWEDE]

Starting to feel better, worked out today after a while off from being sick,
felt great, I'm lost when I don't workout

That's what's depressing about being sick. You feel like your losing ground.

[gbg]

Yep. I can relate. I'm glad you are feeling better. :)Thanks :)


That's what's depressing about being sick. You feel like your losing ground.
And I did, but should be able to get back within a couple of weeks

[Mountain_Goat]

Starting to feel better, worked out today after a while off from being sick,
felt great, I'm lost when I don't workout


That's what's depressing about being sick. You feel like your losing ground.

I agree...I tend to train even when I don't feel well...I probably shouldn't do that.

[gbg]

I agree...I tend to train even when I don't feel well...I probably shouldn't do that.

Not a good idea!

[Mountain_Goat]

Not a good idea!

I Know :(

[farsscf]

In on page 700

[gbg]

In on page 700

where do you see pages?

[farsscf]

where do you see pages?

everywhere

[gbg]

everywhere

page #'s

[farsscf]

Top and bottom right, are u joking?

[rpaul11]

Hello my people :D

[gbg]

Top and bottom right, are u joking?

mine just says post #

[rpaul11]

mine just says post #

very top and bottom of page g....

[DanVanVliet]

Hello anybody home?

[rpaul11]

you rang????? :D

[ASWEDE]

Hello anybody home?

I'm here for 1 min and 38 seconds.

[DanVanVliet]

you rang????? :D

whats up tonight?

[DanVanVliet]

I'm here for 1 min and 38 seconds.

Whats your rush?

[rpaul11]

not much....did swede leave yet or should I come back later? :D

[DanVanVliet]

not much....did swede leave yet or should I come back later? :D

Nice, I think so

[rpaul11]

Nice, I think so

which one?

[ASWEDE]

Whats your rush?

I lied, not much longer will I be partaking on the internet.


not much....did swede leave yet or should I come back later? :D

Your choice. Oh, by the way, BITE ME! :D

[rpaul11]

I lied, not much longer will I be partaking on the internet.



Your choice. Oh, by the way, BITE ME! :D

not much longer today? or ever?

and NO

[DanVanVliet]

which one?

I think swede left:D

I lied, not much longer will I be partaking on the internet.


Your choice. Oh, by the way, BITE ME! :D

Why not?

[ASWEDE]

not much longer today? or ever?

and NO

Tonight. I know you would miss me too much. :D