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maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 08:49 AM
we've been waiting for you Mary

aaawww how sweet , or are yall waiting to pounce on me

SP1966
11-03-2008, 08:49 AM
*in my best Yoda voice* Broken is the thread today...

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 08:51 AM
ok you guys are i know yall are stronger than me but this morning i was trying to exercises and a guy was doing hack squats , and i asked if he would let me try and he had 3-45lb plates on each side and i did it 3 x , and i could have done more but the guy was nice enought to let me try , so i didnt want to bother him
hack squats kill my knees. At least on a machine they do

My new football formula. Find out who Dan says is going to win, pick the other team and double the spread he says and bet a couple of bushels of corn! :D
you will be ahead overall if you stick with that philosophy

aaawww how sweet , or are yall waiting to pounce on me
dunno....you gonna give us a reason to? :D

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 08:51 AM
aaawww how sweet , or are yall waiting to pounce on me

I was hoping you would be on top this time sis!:D

Roxie
11-03-2008, 08:51 AM
Ummm..wut

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 08:53 AM
I was hoping you would be on top this time sis!:D

ok , (throwing aswede down)

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 08:54 AM
ok , (throwing aswede down)

Take it easy on my hamstrings this time. They hurt like hell for 3 days last time you were on top!

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 08:55 AM
Test

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 08:55 AM
allright...maybe we're through it now?

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 08:56 AM
Take it easy on my hamstrings this time. They hurt like hell for 3 days last time you were on top!

ok...got a bad visusal there :eek:

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 08:56 AM
allright...maybe we're through it now?

not quite

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 08:58 AM
not quite

Test

SP1966
11-03-2008, 08:58 AM
Is broken? NOT...

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 09:02 AM
Is broken? NOT...

Our own Roxie fixed it is'nt she the bestest:D

SP1966
11-03-2008, 09:03 AM
Our own Roxie fixed it is'nt she the bestest:D
She not bad, post some booby pics and then she would be the bestest!! I have my standards you know!

Roxie
11-03-2008, 09:04 AM
She not bad, post some booby pics and then she would be the bestest!! I have my standards you know!

not gonna happen

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 09:05 AM
She not bad, post some booby pics and then she would be the bestest!! I have my standards you know!

I have some I'll pm ya:D

SP1966
11-03-2008, 09:06 AM
not gonna happen
Don't bring me down Roxie!! ;)

Roxie
11-03-2008, 09:07 AM
Don't bring me down Roxie!! ;)

down is good! lol

SP1966
11-03-2008, 09:09 AM
down is good! lol
Let go of my ears, I know what I am doing!!

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 09:10 AM
Let go of my ears, I know what I am doing!!

If you did she would'nt be grabbin your ears:D just sayin

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 09:16 AM
I'm i'm m still s till ll getting tting an n n echo cho o o o o

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 09:17 AM
Never mind now it's working! :D

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 09:19 AM
Never mind now it's working! :D

Whats up?

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 09:22 AM
Whats up?

Not much. Stuck inside this morning. This afternoon will be outside getting things done before bad weather comes in.

How about you? Forum was giving me headaches earlier. Mary was talking about sex and boom the forum was broke. :(

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 09:25 AM
Let go of my ears, I know what I am doing!!

you are no fun

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 09:26 AM
Not much. Stuck inside this morning. This afternoon will be outside getting things done before bad weather comes in.

How about you? Forum was giving me headaches earlier. Mary was talking about sex and boom the forum was broke. :(

She has that effect on things:D Its a nice day here clear and sunny gonna get colder they say. my posts went all over the place.

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 09:26 AM
Not much. Stuck inside this morning. This afternoon will be outside getting things done before bad weather comes in.

How about you? Forum was giving me headaches earlier. Mary was talking about sex and boom the forum was broke. :(

what bad weather , and it isnt my fault , little bubba

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 09:27 AM
She has that effect on things:D Its a nice day here clear and sunny gonna get colder they say. my posts went all over the place.

dan , i do not

rockeo
11-03-2008, 09:29 AM
what's happening everybody :)
i'll make this a Quicky ;)
just hope u crazy people enjoy ur day !!!

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 09:29 AM
dan , i do not

Do so, The weather is getting colder over here because of you:D

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 09:30 AM
Do so, The weather is getting colder over here because of you:D

we are suppose to have a cold front wednesday , or rain then cold , but it isnt reaaly cold to yall

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 09:31 AM
She has that effect on things:D Its a nice day here clear and sunny gonna get colder they say. my posts went all over the place.


what bad weather , and it isnt my fault , little bubba

The weather is gorgeous today, a little breezy but that's normal. Then it's going to drop 40 degrees and rain. It's suppose to snow by the end of the week.:(

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 09:33 AM
The weather is gorgeous today, a little breezy but that's normal. Then it's going to drop 40 degrees and rain. It's suppose to snow by the end of the week.:(

where are you at again , we never have snow , i wish we did some , because it is pretty , it is suppose to be high 70's . low 80's till thursday , then low 70's

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 09:34 AM
what bad weather , and it isnt my fault , little bubba

little bubba? :( You weren't saying that before.

It is your fault. You got us all excited with the sex talk my posts shot all over the forum.:D

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 09:34 AM
what's happening everybody :)
i'll make this a Quicky ;)
just hope u crazy people enjoy ur day !!!

Mary likes quickys?

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 09:34 AM
where are you at again , we never have snow , i wish we did some , because it is pretty , it is suppose to be high 70's . low 80's till thursday , then low 70's

The dakotas. Must be nice. :(

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 09:35 AM
we are suppose to have a cold front wednesday , or rain then cold , but it isnt reaaly cold to yall

60 degrees is not cold.

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 09:36 AM
little bubba? :( You weren't saying that before.

It is your fault. You got us all excited with the sex talk my posts shot all over the forum.:D

well dan is my big brother and you are my younger brother , not little :)

SP1966
11-03-2008, 09:37 AM
well dan is my big brother and you are my younger brother , not little :)
Does that make us kissing cousins? ;)

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 09:37 AM
60 degrees is not cold.

i told our idea of cold is different than yalls

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 09:38 AM
60 degrees is not cold.

Really. We take our shirts off in 60 degrees.

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 09:38 AM
Does that make us kissing cousins? ;)

sure , it is all good , are you from arkansas , that is the joke down here ,

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 09:41 AM
sure , it is all good , are you from arkansas , that is the joke down here ,

lol. It must be true because we've heard about the "arkansas cousin" thing up here. :D

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 09:41 AM
Really. We take our shirts off in 60 degrees.

and wear short pants

sure , it is all good , are you from arkansas , that is the joke down here ,

We say texas up here all the southern states:D

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 09:43 AM
[QUOTE=DanVanVliet;240529061]and wear short pants


And that's the girls.

SP1966
11-03-2008, 09:43 AM
sure , it is all good , are you from arkansas , that is the joke down here ,
No but my brother in law is! :eek:

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 09:44 AM
Really. We take our shirts off in 60 degrees.

well yall are have bigger ones than us

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 09:44 AM
well yall are have bigger ones than us

?????????????????

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 09:45 AM
How was everyone's weekend? I had a good one but ate something bad at a fish fry a friend has every fall. :(

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 09:46 AM
well yall are have bigger ones than us


?????????????????

Well, yeah, but I don't understand why you would say that just now.

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 09:46 AM
?????????????????

now who is blond dan , well the men have them anyway

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 09:47 AM
Well, yeah, but I don't understand why you would say that just now.


now who is blond dan , well the men have them anyway

Well ya'll are??????????? Have bigger ones than us

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 09:49 AM
Well ya'll are??????????? Have bigger ones than us

ok leave the texan alone , dont make me go country on ya'

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 09:50 AM
ok leave the texan alone , dont make me go country on ya'

Big foot:D

SP1966
11-03-2008, 09:50 AM
Well ya'll are??????????? Have bigger ones than us
Hint hint...

http://www.bumpernuts.com/IMG_0126.JPG

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 09:51 AM
ok leave the texan alone , dont make me go country on ya'

I thought you lived in Dallas? Concrete and tall buildings.(and the crappy Cowboys) ;D

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 09:52 AM
Hint hint...

http://www.bumpernuts.com/IMG_0126.JPG

pick ups down here have those things ,

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 09:52 AM
Hint hint...

http://www.bumpernuts.com/IMG_0126.JPG

Mary has nuts:D LOL

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 09:53 AM
Big foot:D

bite me dan , yes my feet are big but im also 6' so there

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 09:53 AM
I thought you lived in Dallas? Concrete and tall buildings.(and the crappy Cowboys) ;D

They had there asses handed to them yesterday

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 09:54 AM
I thought you lived in Dallas? Concrete and tall buildings.(and the crappy Cowboys) ;D

i do , but i was born in the country and i go to the country alot , and it is a redneck thing down here , country girls are tough

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 09:54 AM
bite me dan , yes my feet are big but im also 6' so there

I have some pics of you in the woods here:D

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 09:54 AM
They had there asses handed to them yesterday

yes they suck , that is why i root for the stars

SP1966
11-03-2008, 09:55 AM
i do , but i was born in the country and i go to the country alot , and it is a redneck thing down here , country girls are tough
Nothing like those inner city girls! :eek:

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 09:55 AM
i do , but i was born in the country and i go to the country alot , and it is a redneck thing down here , and we country girls like it rough

Indeed:D

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 09:55 AM
They had there asses handed to them yesterday

Yeah, they looked pretty bad.

SP1966
11-03-2008, 09:55 AM
yes they suck , that is why i root for the stars
F'ck the Stars... worthless traitors!! I wish somebody would just break Madano's legs already... punk!!

End rant...

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 09:57 AM
I have some pics of you in the woods here:D

dan screw you , i am not hairy

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 09:58 AM
dan screw me, i am Mary

Easy tiger we must learn to canter before we can gallop:D

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 09:58 AM
F'ck the Stars... worthless traitors!! I wish somebody would just break Madano's legs already... punk!!

End rant...

Yeah, the Stars probably aren't very popular up your way anymore.

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 10:00 AM
Easy tiger we must learn to canter before we can gallop:D

dan you are such a toad

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 10:01 AM
dan you are such a toad

:D You missed one more post I modified:D

SP1966
11-03-2008, 10:01 AM
dan screw you , i am not hairy
Proof!!

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 10:01 AM
Easy tiger we must learn to canter before we can gallop:D

Hey, she can be bareback and bucking and I'd still go for the ride.

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 10:02 AM
Just when things were getting interesting I gotta run. Have a good one.

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 10:02 AM
Hey, she can be bareback and bucking and I'd still go for the ride.

Would you spur for more points?

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 10:03 AM
:D You missed one more post I modified:D

im coming to utah , and let you see what texas girls can do ,hun

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 10:05 AM
im coming to utah , and let you see what texas girls can do ,hun

I have seen you here in the woods:D I already told you that:D

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 10:43 AM
Did everyone leave? If your not here post not here.

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 10:43 AM
Did everyone leave? If your not here post not here.

goon,

SP1966
11-03-2008, 10:44 AM
goon,
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/2572/thegooniesb1.jpg

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 10:45 AM
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/2572/thegooniesb1.jpg

that was a cute show

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 10:45 AM
goon,

I love you to Mary.

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 10:47 AM
Hey rups surgury is this week rup you ready?

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 10:48 AM
I love you to Mary.

luv u 2 , that was a term of endearment dan

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 10:49 AM
luv u 2 , that was a term of endearment dan

I know cause I'm a dear:D

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 10:51 AM
Hey rups surgury is this week rup you ready?

it is his shoulder right , poor guy ,

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 10:54 AM
it is his shoulder right , poor guy ,

Yes but at least its fixable so he'll be ok.

for the ladies

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g176/1baggeds10/Frank.jpg

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 10:59 AM
Yes but at least its fixable so he'll be ok.

for the ladies

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g176/1baggeds10/Frank.jpg

i dont like to see veins on a man

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 11:01 AM
i dont like to see veins on a man

Don't you like the veins in the penor?

SP1966
11-03-2008, 11:02 AM
i dont like to see veins on a man


Don't you like the veins in the penor?

You would be proud of me Red, I left that hanging fast ball go with out swinging!! :D

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 11:03 AM
You would be proud of me Red, I left that hanging fast ball go with out swinging!! :D

yes thank you steve, i do leave myself wide open sometimes

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 11:04 AM
Don't you like the veins in the penor?

that one not included

SP1966
11-03-2008, 11:04 AM
yes thank you steve, i do leave myself wide open sometimes
And there it goes again...

:D

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 11:06 AM
And there it goes again...

:D

I see them to but have picked on Mary today already. She is a very nice hillbilly:D

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 11:06 AM
And there it goes again...

:D

steve just tell me to be quiet

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 11:07 AM
I see them to but have picked on Mary today already. She is a very nice hillbilly:D

hey i wear shoes

SP1966
11-03-2008, 11:12 AM
steve just tell me to be quiet
Don't be quite Mary, you keep the conversation around here... how shall I say it... arousing!

:D

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 11:16 AM
Don't be quite Mary, you keep the conversation around here... how shall I say it... arousing!

:D

ok , not sure how to take that since , dan reference to hilly billies and big foot , yall like goats too. yall live where men are men and the goats are afraid

SP1966
11-03-2008, 11:18 AM
ok , not sure how to take that since , dan reference to hilly billies and big foot , yall like goats too. yall live where men are men and the goats are afraid
What is this 'yall' talk, Dan and I live at least 1000 miles apart!

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 11:19 AM
What is this 'yall' talk, Dan and I live at least 1000 miles apart!

i think yall may have a genetic link somehow, im sure dan is my brother , the crap he says , i swear it is like listening to my big brother

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 11:19 AM
ok , not sure how to take that since , dan reference to hilly billies and big foot , yall like goats too. yall live where men are men and the goats are afraid

Arouse : to rise
to get bigger

SP1966
11-03-2008, 11:20 AM
i think yall may have a genetic link somehow, im sure dan is my brother , the crap he says , i swear it is like listening to my big brother
Yep, Dan and I go way back...

http://michaelontheair.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/monkeys.gif

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 11:21 AM
Yep, Dan and I go way back...

http://michaelontheair.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/monkeys.gif

LMAO

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 11:25 AM
LMAO

yall are so cute

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 11:26 AM
Arouse : to rise
to get bigger

i know what it is , and bigger is the focus

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 11:26 AM
yall are so cute

My tummys not as big anymore:D Steves is

SP1966
11-03-2008, 11:28 AM
My tummys not as big anymore:D Steves is
Yes, but I have more hair, even back then!! :D That and I know to open my eyes for the pic!!

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 11:30 AM
Yes, but I have more hair, even back then!! :D That and I know to open my eyes for the pic!!

The flash hurts my eyes:D

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 11:31 AM
My tummys not as big anymore:D Steves is

hey it is all good , you can rub tummies and then things come up

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 11:33 AM
hey it is all good , you can rub tummies and then things come up

Only when you rub my tummy.

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 11:34 AM
Yes, but I have more hair, even back then!! :D That and I know to open my eyes for the pic!!

i always close my eyes and my girls yell at me

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 11:35 AM
Only when you rub my tummy.

so tummy rubbing does it for you

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 11:37 AM
so tummy rubbing does it for you

Whenever a woman touches me anywhere I get wood. just sayin

SP1966
11-03-2008, 11:37 AM
so tummy rubbing does it for you
That and a nice dance too...

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-34263114898612_2024_10836610

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 11:38 AM
That and a nice dance too...

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-34263114898612_2024_10836610

actually i want to learn that , they say it takes great muscle control

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 11:39 AM
actually i want to learn that , they say it takes great muscle control

Can you do the splits?

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 11:42 AM
Can you do the splits?

back to front not side ti side

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 11:44 AM
back to front not side ti side

Thats pretty good I'm still working on it.

SP1966
11-03-2008, 11:45 AM
actually i want to learn that , they say it takes great muscle control
What/Who's muscles you want to control?

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 11:45 AM
Thats pretty good I'm still working on it.

i have always been pretty limber

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 11:46 AM
What/Who's muscles you want to control?

my own , and i can do a man's already

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 11:47 AM
What/Who's muscles you want to control?

Shes only instrested in on muscle on the male body:D


i have always been pretty limber

Me to but trying to get better.

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 11:48 AM
Shes only instrested in on muscle on the male body:D



Me to but trying to get better.

i think it helps a work out ,just my opinion

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 11:50 AM
i think it helps a work out ,just my opinion

thats why I try to stay limber.

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 11:53 AM
thats why I try to stay limber.

it helps me not be so sore, i pushed myself this morning and im a little sore this afternoon , i have been pissed off lately and i worked it out this morning, anger makes me work like b*&#@

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 11:57 AM
it helps me not be so sore, i pushed myself this morning and im a little sore this afternoon , i have been pissed off lately and i worked it out this morning, anger makes me work like b*&#@

Why are you angry?

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 12:01 PM
Why are you angry?

being screwed over a few weeks ago . i have a slow anger point ,

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 12:03 PM
being screwed over a few weeks ago . i have a slow anger point ,

The guy that left you?

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 12:05 PM
The guy that left you?

yea , the man who cheated on me, lied etc,

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 12:06 PM
yea , the man who cheated on me, lied etc,

I did'nt know he cheated to. At least you did'nt give him any money.

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 12:07 PM
I did'nt know he cheated to. At least you did'nt give him any money.

oh he lied about everything , nothing was true , and he screwed himself out of a good deal , i may not be barbie , but i have a million other good qualities

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 12:09 PM
oh he lied about everything , nothing was true , and he screwed himself out of a good deal , i may not be barbie , but i have a million other good qualities

The cooking is the best and long legs yea baby and you can do the splits Hee Hee

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 12:11 PM
The cooking is the best and long legs yea baby and you can do the splits Hee Hee

was talking about , im even tempered, work hard , giving , have abig heart, loyal , will share a burden , independent etc , realtively smart

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 12:15 PM
was talking about , im even tempered, work hard , giving , have abig heart, loyal , will share a burden , independent etc , realtively smart

ghetto cook, long legs, can do splits

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 12:16 PM
ghetto cook, long legs, can do splits

bite a## you midwestener

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 12:18 PM
bite a## you midwestener

I'm not a midwesterner :rolleyes:

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 12:20 PM
I'm not a midwesterner :rolleyes:

yes i guess you are more east , oh well ,im a good cook , most folks like my food

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 12:23 PM
yes i guess you are more east , oh well ,im a good cook , most folks like my food

why are you under the impression ghetto food is bad?

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 12:27 PM
why are you under the impression ghetto food is bad?

ghetto has a bad conatation

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 12:28 PM
ghetto has a bad conatation

only if you give it one :p

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 12:29 PM
only if you give it one :p

i guess, im not rich , but i have very little debt and i pay for everything my self and do for my self , so im good

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 12:31 PM
Rup what day do you go under the knife?

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 12:32 PM
Rup what day do you go under the knife?

one week from today

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 12:33 PM
one week from today

i will think of you , im sorry , what exactly are they doing to you , and how long of a recovery etc

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 12:35 PM
i will think of you , im sorry , what exactly are they doing to you , and how long of a recovery etc

When hes under there gonna ass rape him and fix his shoulder:D

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 12:36 PM
i will think of you , im sorry , what exactly are they doing to you , and how long of a recovery etc

they are repairing (reattaching) where the biceps tendon attaches to my forearm. Left arm. It is outpatient surgery. I will be in a splint for 2 weeks and they say complete release in 10-12 weeks.

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 12:37 PM
When hes under there gonna ass rape him and fix his shoulder:D

elbow....:eek:

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 12:38 PM
they are repairing (reattaching) where the biceps tendon attaches to my forearm. Left arm. It is outpatient surgery. I will be in a splint for 2 weeks and they say complete release in 10-12 weeks.

not so bad but still not pleasant

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 12:39 PM
elbow....:eek:

Shoulder is an extra for the ass rapein:D

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 12:39 PM
elbow....:eek:

dan doent know his body parts yet , i will let him watch sesame street more

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 12:40 PM
dan doent know his body parts yet , i will let him watch sesame street more

Bite me

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 12:44 PM
Bite me

hehehhehe

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 12:50 PM
hehehhehe

Are you working two jobs today?

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 12:52 PM
Are you working two jobs today?

yep . i will leave here and go to the next , but it is ok ,keeps me busy ,

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 01:01 PM
yep . i will leave here and go to the next , but it is ok ,keeps me busy ,

Money good

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 01:05 PM
Money good

pretty good

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 01:13 PM
There were lots not here today you think they had to work?

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 01:14 PM
There were lots not here today you think they had to work?

you are a lucky man , you seem to be ok with the world

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 01:14 PM
There were lots not here today you think they had to work?

I think mary's ghetto cooking scared them away

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 01:17 PM
you are a lucky man , you seem to be ok with the world

I don't let anything bother me if thats what you mean.

I think mary's ghetto cooking scared them away

:eek:

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 01:17 PM
I think mary's ghetto cooking scared them away

i think not , if you ever ate my cooking , you would be hooked , and if you were luckier ,pfffft

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 01:18 PM
i think not , if you ever ate my cooking , you would be hooked , and if you were luckier ,pfffft

Make him eat grits Mary.

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 01:18 PM
Make him eat grits Mary.

no i would cook what he likes

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 01:19 PM
i think not , if you ever ate my cooking , you would be hooked , and if you were luckier ,pfffft

I cook for myself....I don't need a woman for that ;)

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 01:19 PM
Make him eat grits Mary.

ack....gag....gag

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 01:19 PM
I cook for myself....I don't need a woman for that ;)

just like i do my own lawn and home repairs ,

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 01:20 PM
just like i do my own lawn and home repairs ,

now yer talking...come cut my grass

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 01:20 PM
Make him eat grits Mary.

i save the grits for you dan , and biscuits and gravy with ham

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 01:21 PM
now yer talking...come cut my grass

i love to do yard work , i can even service your lawn mower for you

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 01:21 PM
i save the grits for you dan , and biscuits and gravy with ham

speaking of pictures....where's the one of you and your daughter you promised us

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 01:22 PM
i love to do yard work , i can even service you

:eek:

SP1966
11-03-2008, 01:22 PM
just like i do my own lawn and home repairs ,
Call me :confused: I didn't think you had a 'lawn'!

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 01:22 PM
speaking of pictures....where's the one of you and your daughter you promised us

i told you it is awful you aint seeing it , she is cute not me

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 01:22 PM
I cook for myself....I don't need a woman for that ;)

No but like sex they come in handy. :D

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 01:22 PM
i love to do yard work , i can even service your lawn mower for you

I could think of a lot of things you could service :D

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 01:23 PM
:eek:

arent you the king of forum change

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 01:23 PM
I could think of a lot of things you could service :D

I didn't think you needed a woman for that? :D

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 01:23 PM
No but like sex they come in handy. :D

sex? Handy? swede..you need to get yerself a woman :p

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 01:23 PM
Call me :confused: I didn't think you had a 'lawn'!

wrong lawn . talking bermuda kind

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 01:24 PM
I didn't think you needed a woman for that? :D

swede...quit flirting with me dammit :mad:

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 01:24 PM
arent you the king of forum change

Hee Hee Hee

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 01:24 PM
No but like sex they come in handy. :D

thank you an honest man , at least you know what he wants

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 01:25 PM
sex? Handy? swede..you need to get yerself a woman :p

No problem there. I married for good cooking and sex. Oh, and yes of course love. :D

SP1966
11-03-2008, 01:25 PM
wrong lawn . talking bermuda kind
And here I was thinking Brazilian...

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 01:25 PM
sex? Handy? swede..you need to get yerself a woman :p

he is married

ASWEDE
11-03-2008, 01:25 PM
swede...quit flirting with me dammit :mad:

I can't help it. Dan said you were going to be a$$ raped and I thought I'd get you ready for it.:D

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 01:26 PM
he is married

it was sarcasm...please try and keep up mary

SP1966
11-03-2008, 01:26 PM
No problem there. I married for good cooking and sex. Oh, and yes of course love. :D
Love of good cooking and sex? ;)

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 01:26 PM
And here I was thinking Brazilian...

maybe

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 01:26 PM
I can't help it. Dan said you were going to be a$$ raped and I thought I'd get you ready for it.:D

LMAO

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 01:26 PM
I can't help it. Dan said you were going to be a$$ raped and I thought I'd get you ready for it.:D

LMAO.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...*runs from swede*

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 01:27 PM
it was sarcasm...please try and keep up mary

you are such a jester

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 01:27 PM
LMAO.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...*runs to swede*

:eek:

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 01:28 PM
:rolleyes:
...

SP1966
11-03-2008, 01:29 PM
LMAO.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...*runs from swede*
Better to laugh your ass off than what Dan and Swede had in mind for it!

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 01:30 PM
LMAO.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...*runs from swede*

i dont think you should bend over in the shower , hun

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 01:30 PM
i dont think you should bend over in the shower , hun

um...Mary? swede doesn't use my shower

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 01:30 PM
...

LOL

Better to laugh your ass off than what Dan and Swede had in mind for it!

He don't have much ass hes kind of skinny:D

maryinmesquite
11-03-2008, 01:33 PM
um...Mary? swede doesn't use my shower

he might want to,,lol

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 01:35 PM
he might want to,,lol

well I don't understand what something he might want to do has to do with me bending over in the shower if I am in there alone.

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 01:50 PM
It got real quiet in here all of a sudden did someone fart?

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 03:34 PM
It got real quiet in here all of a sudden did someone fart?

Mary is mad at me :(

rockeo
11-03-2008, 04:05 PM
gonna have the dom da da DOM"S baby ......:p

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 04:08 PM
gonna have the dom da da DOM"S baby ......:p

not me. I was lazy tonight. Was gonna run, but didn't

Tomorrow (tuesday) will be my last weight workout before my surgery. Hit the legs hard and do some rack pulls for the back, and then ab work. Should be in a bad way on Thursday :)

rockeo
11-03-2008, 04:14 PM
not me. I was lazy tonight. Was gonna run, but didn't

Tomorrow (tuesday) will be my last weight workout before my surgery. Hit the legs hard and do some rack pulls for the back, and then ab work. Should be in a bad way on Thursday :)

wut up paul revere :) - its ok 2 b lazy once in awile, just dont make a habit of it brah! i hope ur last WO is a good one :D. as to ur surgery, i hope u dont mind i will b Prayin' for ya that what ever it is u will recover and heal w/ complete resoration and Victory ;) !!!

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 04:20 PM
wut up paul revere :) - its ok 2 b lazy once in awile, just dont make a habit of it brah! i hope ur last WO is a good one :D. as to ur surgery, i hope u dont mind i will b Prayin' for ya that what ever it is u will recover and heal w/ complete resoration and Victory ;) !!!

nope...never mind a prayer or 10 :D

I'm sure all will be fine. It will be a long recovery, but everything should work out just right in the end

harleygirl
11-03-2008, 04:23 PM
well I don't understand what something he might want to do has to do with me bending over in the shower if I am in there alone.
Thankfully, I did not go back and read what I've missed today and after this quote I have no intentions of doing so. :eek:

harleygirl
11-03-2008, 04:24 PM
nope...never mind a prayer or 10 :D

I'm sure all will be fine. It will be a long recovery, but everything should work out just right in the end
Hey, Rup, I thought your surgery wasn't til next week.

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 04:28 PM
Hey, Rup, I thought your surgery wasn't til next week.

it isn't Just that tomorrow is my last scheduled weight workout before the surgery. I do legs usually on Tuesday nights...occasionally sundays...but Tuesdays generally. and since I can't do any other workouts besides my runs...that is it until surgery.

:)

harleygirl
11-03-2008, 04:32 PM
Oh, I see. Well, I will wait until next week to wish you luck then! :) Is your wife going to take some time off to take care of you or do I need to fly up there for a few days?

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 04:35 PM
Oh, I see. Well, I will wait until next week to wish you luck then! :) Is your wife going to take some time off to take care of you or do I need to fly up there for a few days?

Actually my daughter has an eye appointment the day of my surgery (monday)and her doc is hard to get an appt with so I am having my dad take me...it is outpatient and she will be there the rest of the day ..but that is fine. The day after she has to work but I really don't think it will be a problem. I plan to be back to work 2 days after the surgery :)

but if ya wanna drop by...I'll be alone on Tuesday ;)

harleygirl
11-03-2008, 04:39 PM
Actually my daughter has an eye appointment the day of my surgery (monday)and her doc is hard to get an appt with so I am having my dad take me...it is outpatient and she will be there the rest of the day ..but that is fine. The day after she has to work but I really don't think it will be a problem. I plan to be back to work 2 days after the surgery :)

but if ya wanna drop by...I'll be alone on Tuesday ;)
PM your address. I'll fly up and we'll snuggle on the couch and watch movies all day. I'll bring you beer to wash down your pain killers with. Then when the wife gets home we'll put you to bed and go out to dinner! :D

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 05:11 PM
Hey now

rpaul11
11-03-2008, 05:12 PM
PM your address. I'll fly up and we'll snuggle on the couch and watch movies all day. I'll bring you beer to wash down your pain killers with. Then when the wife gets home we'll put you to bed and go out to dinner! :D

good plan :D

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 05:14 PM
good plan :D

She gave me a sponge bath:D

SP1966
11-03-2008, 05:15 PM
Oh, I see. Well, I will wait until next week to wish you luck then! :) Is your wife going to take some time off to take care of you or do I need to fly up there for a few days?
I stubbed my toe today! :(

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 05:17 PM
I stubbed my toe today! :(

This is not going to end well

SP1966
11-03-2008, 05:17 PM
This is not going to end well
When I am involved it never does! :D

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 05:18 PM
When I am involved it never does! :D

Looks like we chased everyone away again

SP1966
11-03-2008, 05:19 PM
Looks like we chased everyone away again
We are one hell of a team you and I!

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 05:25 PM
We are one hell of a team you and I!

You still at work?

SP1966
11-03-2008, 05:26 PM
You still at work?
Nope, at home. Pretending to listen to the wife...

DanVanVliet
11-03-2008, 05:28 PM
Nope, at home. Pretending to listen to the wife...

Same here getting ready to watch the game

SP1966
11-03-2008, 05:30 PM
Same here getting ready to watch the game
Hockey? :D

harleygirl
11-03-2008, 05:47 PM
good plan :D

Tell the wife I'm on my way! Ask her if Italian is okay. It's been a while since I've done an Italian.......um, I mean, since I've had an Italian........Crap. Ask her if we can have pasta!!!


She gave me a sponge bath:D And you liked it!


I stubbed my toe today! :(

U poor, poor baby. :(


This is not going to end well

Come on now. Everyone likes a happy ending! :D

SP1966
11-03-2008, 05:55 PM
U poor, poor baby. :(

I feel so neglected! ;)

SP1966
11-03-2008, 06:15 PM
Bitch Slap!!

http://www.snapbuzz.com/images/resized/Bitch_Slap7697.jpg

SP1966
11-03-2008, 06:22 PM
For Dan...

EewdHsuJaGM

DanVanVliet
11-04-2008, 05:37 AM
Good morning all, I found a way to never change the tolet paper roll again. We have 3 bathrooms in the house so when the roll is almost gone I go to a different bathroom I have'nt changed a roll in months. Pretty good huh?

MalibuDebi1972
11-04-2008, 06:12 AM
Good morning Dan and all. Sorry I haven't been on much :( I have been sooooooooooo busy. The kids have no school today, due to election day. So we are heading out very soon. I just want to let you all know that you have been missed very much ;)

DanVanVliet
11-04-2008, 06:13 AM
Good morning Dan and all. Sorry I haven't been on much :( I have been sooooooooooo busy. The kids have no school today, due to election day. So we are heading out very soon. I just want to let you all know that you have been missed very much ;)

Morning Debi try not to work to hard.

MalibuDebi1972
11-04-2008, 06:15 AM
Morning Debi try not to work to hard.

Tomorrow will be a better day for me to stay and play..I haven't seen any new pictures on the couch..Are you getting to lazy for me? Hang something pretty for me......:p

DanVanVliet
11-04-2008, 06:16 AM
Tomorrow will be a better day for me to stay and play..I haven't seen any new pictures on the couch..Are you getting to lazy for me? Hang something pretty for me......:p

OK...

maryinmesquite
11-04-2008, 06:28 AM
OK...

morning yall , go out and vote

ASWEDE
11-04-2008, 06:51 AM
Morning everyone.

maryinmesquite
11-04-2008, 06:52 AM
Morning everyone.

how are you doing ? are you chilly this morning

ASWEDE
11-04-2008, 06:57 AM
how are you doing ? are you chilly this morning

Not yet, the weather starts changing tonight. How are you?

ASWEDE
11-04-2008, 07:00 AM
Where is everyone today?

maryinmesquite
11-04-2008, 07:05 AM
Not yet, the weather starts changing tonight. How are you?

it is nice here , but we will drop some wednesday nite

ASWEDE
11-04-2008, 07:09 AM
Do you suppose Dan is actually working?

maryinmesquite
11-04-2008, 07:13 AM
Do you suppose Dan is actually working?

when pigs fly , im so tired , this working two jobs is kicking my ass , but the cash is nice so there you go , im a money grubbing b@#$%. but im making my own money , not taking some man's,

ASWEDE
11-04-2008, 07:28 AM
when pigs fly , im so tired , this working two jobs is kicking my ass , but the cash is nice so there you go , im a money grubbing b@#$%. but im making my own money , not taking some man's,

Hang in there. Make your own money, use men for sex!

maryinmesquite
11-04-2008, 07:35 AM
Hang in there. Make your own money, use men for sex!

not even doing that right now ,still on the bench , taking some time out to evalute what i really want in life , i married young , married along time , kids grown, and now im deciding for me ,

ASWEDE
11-04-2008, 07:36 AM
Good morning all, I found a way to never change the tolet paper roll again. We have 3 bathrooms in the house so when the roll is almost gone I go to a different bathroom I have'nt changed a roll in months. Pretty good huh?

Dan must have run out of bathrooms. He's looking for one right now!:D

maryinmesquite
11-04-2008, 07:37 AM
Dan must have run out of bathrooms. He's looking for one right now!:D

now you just scared me , and gave me a visual i dont want

ASWEDE
11-04-2008, 07:39 AM
not even doing that right now ,still on the bench , taking some time out to evalute what i really want in life , i married young , married along time , kids grown, and now im deciding for me ,

Sometimes you need a break. I once went a couple of weeks. It did me a lot of good. :D

ASWEDE
11-04-2008, 07:40 AM
now you just scared me , and gave me a visual i dont want

I know. I pictured him sneaking in someone else's house just because he's out of toilet paper.

maryinmesquite
11-04-2008, 07:42 AM
Sometimes you need a break. I once went a couple of weeks. It did me a lot of good. :D

how long have you been married and how old were you when you married