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[DanVanVliet]

I hate the cold. The cold and I don't work well together.

Winter is just around the corner. Holloween then snow, ice and slush. I'm a gonna move to south carolina where it s warm and my smile will brighten everyones day:D

[rpaul11]

Winter is just around the corner. Holloween then snow, ice and slush. I'm a gonna move to south carolina where it s warm and my smile will brighten everyones day:D

I love the cold. I hate the heat

[DanVanVliet]

I saw one deer pop its head out of one thicket and straight into the other. saw it for about 1 second LOL. had it's nose to the ground and was on a mission to get somewhere. Saw 2 turkeys. and a ton of squirrels also.

You have a doe tag and or a buck that will make it easier to get one. I put in for turkey the past couple years but have'nt drawn out yet. I have 2 points so I should draw out next year.

[rpaul11]

You have a doe tag and or a buck that will make it easier to get one. I put in for turkey the past couple years but have'nt drawn out yet. I have 2 points so I should draw out next year.

our general hunting liscense gives you a tag for a gobbler in the spring and an either sex turkey in the fall.

[MalibuDebi1972]

Winter is just around the corner. Holloween then snow, ice and slush. I'm a gonna move to south carolina where it s warm and my smile will brighten everyones day:D

Can I come with you? I'll earn my keep...I'll cook, clean and do other dirty deeds :)

[DanVanVliet]

Dan...Were your ears ringing last night? I was telling Chris on the way to the gym about the video post you put on the Couch..LOL...He doesnt even want to take a look. He said his dick would go limp and never work again.

I had to post it it was to funny.

[DanVanVliet]

Can I come with you? I'll earn my keep...I'll cook, clean and do other dirty deeds :)

Of course you can all are welcome.

[maryinmesquite]

morning all

[rpaul11]

hi.

[DanVanVliet]

morning all

Morning Mary

[Mountain_Goat]

Good Morning All!!! Hopefully today is not another Monday.

[DanVanVliet]

Good Morning All!!! Hopefully today is not another Monday.

Hey Goat man how are you this fine Monday morning? :D

[hbk442000]

morning B2 :D

[DanVanVliet]

morning B2 :D

What up?

[rpaul11]

morning B2 :D

mornin'

[Mountain_Goat]

Hey Goat man how are you this fine Monday morning? :D

So far so good. I have been resisting the urge to view my 401k for the last couple of weeks. UGH. Work has been insane so I haven't been on bb.com much.

How you doing?

[rpaul11]

So far so good. I have been resisting the urge to view my 401k for the last couple of weeks. UGH. Work has been insane so I haven't been on bb.com much.

How you doing?

morning Goat

[DanVanVliet]

So far so good. I have been resisting the urge to view my 401k for the last couple of weeks. UGH. Work has been insane so I haven't been on bb.com much.

How you doing?

Good here are you in mutuals if so don't look just sayin. I got out of the market last year I might get back in soon though I think there is some money to be made there.

[rpaul11]

Good here are you in mutuals if so don't look just sayin. I got out of the market last year I might get back in soon though I think there is some money to be made there.

if you got the $$ to invest...now is the time

[DanVanVliet]

if you got the $$ to invest...now is the time

I agree the market will make a rebound, don't know how long it will last but some money to be made for sure.

[ASWEDE]

Good morning everyone. How's the week starting for everyone. I watched the Sox last night and saw the end of the football game(no beer).

[DanVanVliet]

Good morning everyone. How's the week starting for everyone. I watched the Sox last night and saw the end of the football game(no beer).

football game was good and howdy

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/Diab0lic/122591131_c4c0de3352.jpg

[ASWEDE]

Morning Dan. Things look a little quiet this morning. We got a ton of rain last night so not able to do much outside. How are things?

[DanVanVliet]

Morning Dan. Things look a little quiet this morning. We got a ton of rain last night so not able to do much outside. How are things?

Good as always. Watched the game last night. the little woman started working out again. shes going crazy with it and is sore as hell. I just laugh at her and tell her thats what ya get when ya lay off for awhile.

[ASWEDE]

Good as always. Watched the game last night. the little woman started working out again. shes going crazy with it and is sore as hell. I just laugh at her and tell her thats what ya get when ya lay off for awhile.

I tell my wife the same thing. Take the pain now so you don't have to take it later. It gets better. She'll get started up for awhile and look dedicated and then take time off and then come back to it and complain about being sore.

[Mountain_Goat]

if you got the $$ to invest...now is the time


I agree the market will make a rebound, don't know how long it will last but some money to be made for sure.


Yep we are doing exactly that. I need to take a little more time and check into some stock buys. The wife picked a couple yesterday. She made the mistake at looking at her IRA and it has lost almost half it's value since the beginning of this year. OUCH. I'm glad we are a few years away from retirement. I'm just leaving my 401K alone. I normally move the stock match stuff over at the end of each month and I'm not eve going to mess with that for now. I'll see how things shake out.

[ASWEDE]

Where is everyone? I hope I didn't chase everybody away! :(

[DanVanVliet]

I tell my wife the same thing. Take the pain now so you don't have to take it later. It gets better. She'll get started up for awhile and look dedicated and then take time off and then come back to it and complain about being sore.

Women are like this. Mine does the same thing and just before summer its I'm so fat I won't look good in my bikinni I'll have to work out for ever to get in shape. She not fat by the way. 5'6" and 125 and blonde need I say more.:D

[ASWEDE]

Yep we are doing exactly that. I need to take a little more time and check into some stock buys. The wife picked a couple yesterday. She made the mistake at looking at her IRA and it has lost almost half it's value since the beginning of this year. OUCH. I'm glad we are a few years away from retirement. I'm just leaving my 401K alone. I normally move the stock match stuff over at the end of each month and I'm not eve going to mess with that for now. I'll see how things shake out.

Morning. The economy is a scary thing right now. I think it's not as doom and gloom as some media wants to portray it. I got out of the stocks not to long ago and went a more conservative route but with things coming down it might be a good time to look into getting back in soon. I'm glad I'm not close to retirement right now.

[ASWEDE]

Women are like this. Mine does the same thing and just before summer its I'm so fat I won't look good in my bikinni I'll have to work out for ever to get in shape. She not fat by the way. 5'6" and 125 and blonde need I say more.:D

Same here except mine's brunette and 5'8". She keeps herself trim but not in her eyes. She does keep up with walking even when she's backed off on other things.

[DanVanVliet]

Yep we are doing exactly that. I need to take a little more time and check into some stock buys. The wife picked a couple yesterday. She made the mistake at looking at her IRA and it has lost almost half it's value since the beginning of this year. OUCH. I'm glad we are a few years away from retirement. I'm just leaving my 401K alone. I normally move the stock match stuff over at the end of each month and I'm not eve going to mess with that for now. I'll see how things shake out.

Yea mutuals are not to be looked at now. but you know lots of people are doing just that and freaking out and selling. Like the commerical on tv about sending in your old gold gathering dust:D People are acctually doing it I can't believe the lack of common sence in this day and age. And don't get me started on the check cashing places and payday loan places. :rolleyes:

[DanVanVliet]

Same here except mine's brunette and 5'8". She keeps herself trim but not in her eyes. She does keep up with walking even when she's backed off on other things.

Mine does the same shes always walking the dogs and doing something to stay in shape she just lets off the weights once in a while.

[ASWEDE]

Mine does the same shes always walking the dogs and doing something to stay in shape she just lets off the weights once in a while.

My wife hates weights. She'll do the Pilates/yoga stuff and rides the bike and runs the treadmill.

[DanVanVliet]

My wife hates weights. She'll do the Pilates/yoga stuff and rides the bike and runs the treadmill.

Its nice that they want to stay in shape and do something about it instead of sitting on the couch getting fat and complaining about everything. I have friends that do that.

[ASWEDE]

Its nice that they want to stay in shape and do something about it instead of sitting on the couch getting fat and complaining about everything. I have friends that do that.

Same here. I've got old friends that when I run into them they really aged more and don't seem to be enjoying life. Makes it all worth it when you think about the time and sweat a person puts into staying in shape.

[ASWEDE]

Had to guys and gals sorry

http://i36.tinypic.com/2lv0j95.gif

Now THAT's just WRONG, Dan. Hey, it that's what your into, who am I to say anything I guess. :D

[DanVanVliet]

Same here. I've got old friends that when I run into them they really aged more and don't seem to be enjoying life. Makes it all worth it when you think about the time and sweat a person puts into staying in shape.

Yea most of are friends are 10 years younger than us when we go the lake or places like that you can sure tell the difference and I don't look my age so they tell me . LOL Its nice being a hunk:D :rolleyes:

[DanVanVliet]

Now THAT's just WRONG, Dan. Hey, it that's what your into, who am I to say anything I guess. :D

Thats me and my wife last night what a night:LMAO Don't you think she looks good in a bikinni?

[Mountain_Goat]

I'm still here...busy as hell at work so I come and go. How are ya Swede?

[ASWEDE]

I'm still here...busy as hell at work so I come and go. How are ya Swede?

I'm doing well. Drying out from all the rain we got last night. I thought it was a good time to catch up with you guys.

[ASWEDE]

Thats me and my wife last night what a night:LMAO Don't you think she looks good in a bikinni?

She's a knockout. Literally, she'll knock you out jumping on you. Please be careful! :D

[Mountain_Goat]

Thats me and my wife last night what a night:LMAO Don't you think she looks good in a bikinni?

Yikes!!! Um yeah...she's hot. ;)


I'm doing well. Drying out from all the rain we got last night. I thought it was a good time to catch up with you guys.

Nice. It was rainy and cool here on Sunday. I was ready for a weather change. It has been 80's all of September. It FINALLY feels like fall around here.

[DanVanVliet]

She's a knockout. Literally, she'll knock you out jumping on you. Please be careful! :D

You should see when she sits on my face!!!!!! Oh No :eek:

[ASWEDE]

You should see when she sits on my face!!!!!! Oh No :eek:

Pics or it didn't happen. Uh, no, nevermind. :D

[Mountain_Goat]

You should see when she sits on my face!!!!!! Oh No :eek:

She's done that more than once and you are still around to tell us about it? :eek:

[harleygirl]

Let's get this thread back on track! :D

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q38/brendalize/MEN/HOT.jpg

Morning, guys!

[harleygirl]

Pics or it didn't happen. Uh, no, nevermind. :D
Careful there, Swede!!! :eek:

[ASWEDE]

Careful there, Swede!!! :eek:

Good morning harleygirl. How are things?

[Mountain_Goat]

HOT Harley! How are ya?

[DanVanVliet]

Welcome to the jungle:D

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh43/soonersfball/MonkeyBallGrab.gif

[ASWEDE]

Welcome to the jungle:D

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh43/soonersfball/MonkeyBallGrab.gif

Damn kids!

[DanVanVliet]

I can't believe the shyt you can find in here. Its crazy.

[harleygirl]

Good morning harleygirl. How are things?


HOT Harley! How are ya?

Doing well thanks! I think things are finally back to normal. Been very busy the last three weeks getting the house on the market. Exhausting!!!

[DanVanVliet]

Doing well thanks! I think things are finally back to normal. Been very busy the last three weeks getting the house on the market. Exhausting!!!

For you harleygirl I don't mean the fail thing just the guy enjoy.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8176/04apr23awesomefailae9.jpg

[SP1966]

For you harleygirl I don't mean the fail thing just the guy enjoy.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8176/04apr23awesomefailae9.jpg
Although Lisa does Phail at image posting IMNSHO!! ;)

Morning peoples!!

Here ya go Lisa, a little something for everyone...

http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/david_charvet-9-22-2006.jpg

[HoosierHardGain]

For you harleygirl I don't mean the fail thing just the guy enjoy.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8176/04apr23awesomefailae9.jpg

My Eyes!!! My Eyes!!!

[DanVanVliet]

Although Lisa does Phail at image posting IMNSHO!! ;)

Morning peoples!!

Here ya go Lisa, a little something for everyone...

http://www.celebrific.cowp-content/uploads/2006/09/david_charvet-9-22-2006.jpg

Morning Steve.

[harleygirl]

For you harleygirl I don't mean the fail thing just the guy enjoy.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8176/04apr23awesomefailae9.jpg

Dan, does your wife know you're posting your pictures on the internet?????

[harleygirl]

Morning, Steve! That is so nice of you to post a hottie for me too!

[DanVanVliet]

Dan, does your wife know you're posting your pictures on the internet?????

No but do you think I'm sexy? :eek: :D

[harleygirl]

No but do you think I'm sexy? :eek: :D
Ummm, yeah. That's the word I was searching for. From the looks of that video you posted you and your wife make a great couple. Stay together forever. Please.

[DanVanVliet]

Ummm, yeah. That's the word I was searching for. From the looks of that video you posted you and your wife make a great couple. Stay together forever. Please.

Thats so sweet thank you :eek:

[Mountain_Goat]

Doing well thanks! I think things are finally back to normal. Been very busy the last three weeks getting the house on the market. Exhausting!!!

I've been there...I plan to never ever move again...I'll die in the house I'm on now. LOL...hopefully later rather than sooner. :D

[Mountain_Goat]

Dan...the ummmmm unusual pics that you come up with are well...FRIGHTENING at times. LOL.

[DanVanVliet]

Dan...the ummmmm unusual pics that you come up with are well...FRIGHTENING at times. LOL.

I find them in the misc and thought they'd be good to share. Some weird ones huh?

[ASWEDE]

Quick, the thread has been hijacked by naked Dan pics. Someone send a hottie pic! My eyes, my eyes! :(

[SP1966]

Here ya go Swede, I'm always looking out for ya!

http://blackoutteam.com/images/Pic_Ladies/Pic_Ladies_011_3Thongs.jpg

[DanVanVliet]

Quick, the thread has been hijacked by naked Dan pics. Someone send a hottie pic! My eyes, my eyes! :(

OK OK I'll get one. Be right back

[claycat]

Damn kids!

LMAO, too funny.


http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8176/04apr23awesomefailae9.jpg

Dayum Klingon halfbreeds! :mad:

[SP1966]

OK OK I'll get one. Be right back
Getting slow in your old age Dan! :D

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/fbaumsworld/THONGS-1.png

And not to forget Lisa!

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z1/Candycow163/thongs-6.jpg

Ooops, did I grab the wrong pic? ;)

[harleygirl]

Found one!


http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb34/critter_creek/MEN/hot.jpg

[ASWEDE]

Found one!


http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb34/critter_creek/MEN/hot.jpg


NOooooooooooooooo...................

[DanVanVliet]

How about a change up?

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/2036/43bgfezyc2dgwo1.jpg

[ASWEDE]

You can always count on a drive by hottie from SP1966.

[DanVanVliet]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o73/zyonasan/510672745_b79a1a057a_o-1.jpg

[SP1966]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o73/zyonasan/510672745_b79a1a057a_o-1.jpg
Was that the stock market?

[ASWEDE]

Are you trying to blow up the thread Dan?

[DanVanVliet]

Was that the stock market?

Yes

Are you trying to blow up the thread Dan?

No No And heres something for the girls.

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1262/photos43ih9.jpg

[ASWEDE]

Well, I guess it's like they say. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Have a good one guys. Catch you later.

[DanVanVliet]

Well, I guess it's like they say. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Have a good one guys. Catch you later.

Did I scare you away with the cat pic? later bro.

[DanVanVliet]

http://lachschon.pcgames.de/slides/73719_duschlampe.jpg

[Trace333]

http://lachschon.pcgames.de/slides/73719_duschlampe.jpg

Did you assume it was something else?????



http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/greet013.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[DanVanVliet]

Did you assume it was something else?????



http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/greet013.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Afternoon Tracy, no I knew it was a lamp what did you think the first time you saw it?

[Trace333]

Afternoon Tracy, no I knew it was a lamp what did you think the first time you saw it?

A lamp of course :D I do like the kittie photo

[DanVanVliet]

A lamp of course :D I do like the kittie photo

Hows your day going working hard or hardly working ?

[Trace333]

Hows your day going working hard or hardly working ?

Good. I have been a little busy today. You?

[DanVanVliet]

A lamp of course :D I do like the kittie photo

So your saying I'm a sweetie?:D

[DanVanVliet]

Good. I have been a little busy today. You?

Yea I have been busy as well. 1 hour 45 min to go then its gym time.

[Trace333]

Yea I have been busy as well. 1 hour 45 min to go then its gym time.
2.45 left for me I'll be at the gym in 4 hours . . . Ugh!!


So your saying I'm a sweetie?:D Yup!! :D

[rockeo]

sup party people ;) :) !!!

[Trace333]

sup party people ;) :) !!!

Howdy http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/greet022.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[rockeo]

Howdy http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/greet022.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

hey tra ! how was the weekend !
i hade to help my sister out w/ moving some furniture...i know to much fun, riiiight ;) !!!

[Trace333]

hey tra ! how was the weekend !
i hade to help my sister out w/ moving some furniture...i know to much fun, riiiight ;) !!!

Weekend was good. :D Moving is the most gawd awful thing to do on any weekend!! LOL

[DanVanVliet]

2.45 left for me I'll be at the gym in 4 hours . . . Ugh!!

Yup!! :D

Thank you

sup party people ;) :) !!!

Hey hey what do ya say?

[rockeo]

Weekend was good. :D Moving is the most gawd awful thing to do on any weekend!! LOL

glad u had a good weekend, hey @ least someone did LOL :) !!!

- i am planning to have a bit more fun, this weekend , if ur picking up what i am laying down , hahahaa!!

[rockeo]

Thank you


Hey hey what do ya say?

i say hey now - ur a rock star, getcha game on LOL !!!

joke of the day:
?Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for
$1,000! I can?t pay that before the end of the month!?
?Okay, you have six months to live.?

[DanVanVliet]

glad u had a good weekend, hey @ least someone did LOL :) !!!

- i am planning to have a bit more fun, this weekend , if ur picking up what i am laying down , hahahaa!!

Whats the name of the girl your laying down? pics?

[DanVanVliet]

i say hey now - ur a rock star, getcha game on LOL !!!

joke of the day:
?Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for
$1,000! I can?t pay that before the end of the month!?
?Okay, you have six months to live.?

Old joke your showing your age:D

[xraided85]

I had no idea there was a beer post and Ive been on here for almost two years. I guess since your the creator, that would then make you the brew master dan?

[DanVanVliet]

I had no idea there was a beer post and Ive been on here for almost two years. I guess since your the creator, that would then make you the brew master dan?

Welcome, And yes but were all lushes here beer swilling happy go lucky people.

[rockeo]

Whats the name of the girl your laying down? pics?
u know her as welll, her name is Ann - u know Ann job....bwahahaha, heheeee :D


Old joke your showing your age:D

crap. dont tell anyone, oh well, i would like to believe i am older , and wiser................NOT !!!!

[rockeo]

I had no idea there was a beer post and Ive been on here for almost two years. I guess since your the creator, that would then make you the brew master dan?

welcome to the madness :) ;) !!!

[DanVanVliet]

u know her as welll, her name is Ann - u know Ann job....bwahahaha, heheeee :D



crap. dont tell anyone, oh well, i would like to believe i am older , and wiser................NOT !!!!

Old lady thumb and her four blisters:D

[rockeo]

Old lady thumb and her four blisters:D

if need be LOL

[DanVanVliet]

if need be LOL

What are you doing today?

[rockeo]

What are you doing today?

this :

Part The Lips, Using Your Hands Will Do
Swipe Your Fingers Across To See If It?s Fish, Flowers, Or Fruit
Bring Your Head In For A Taste, Better Know What Your Doing Or this Will BE A Waste
Flick The Tongue Deep Inside, Keep Your Head In Place
Nah Boo go Deeper, That
s Right Bury Your Face
Blow It, Suck It, Tease It, Kiss IT, Lick It.Work That **** Because I?m Going To Let You Stick It In
Yep That;s It Make Me Beg, Make My Hips Buck
Ahhhhh I?m Cumming
"What About Me" You Say..
****! I Got Mine Now
I Don?t Give A ****.

[DanVanVliet]

this :

Part The Lips, Using Your Hands Will Do
Swipe Your Fingers Across To See If It?s Fish, Flowers, Or Fruit
Bring Your Head In For A Taste, Better Know What Your Doing Or this Will BE A Waste
Flick The Tongue Deep Inside, Keep Your Head In Place
Nah Boo go Deeper, That
s Right Bury Your Face
Blow It, Suck It, Tease It, Kiss IT, Lick It.Work That **** Because I?m Going To Let You Stick It In
Yep That;s It Make Me Beg, Make My Hips Buck
Ahhhhh I?m Cumming
"What About Me" You Say..
****! I Got Mine Now
I Don?t Give A ****.

That sounds kind of selfish to me, true but selfish :D

[rockeo]

alright dan one more:
Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.

The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.

They looked at the third man and he said, "I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees."

Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.

The man replied, "Well, I was lying under the bed and she crawled over and said, "Come out and fight like a man!".

[DanVanVliet]

alright dan one more:
Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.

The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.

They looked at the third man and he said, "I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees."

Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.

The man replied, "Well, I was lying under the bed and she crawled over and said, "Come out and fight like a man!".

Good one now if Steve will post a pic all will be good in the world.

[SP1966]

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, You wish you had ordered that.

[rockeo]

Good one now if Steve will post a pic all will be good in the world.

i know where is steve mcqueen today ??
is he in the misc section again ??

[SP1966]

Good one now if Steve will post a pic all will be good in the world.
World good?

http://www.uwm.edu/People/picmack/thong.jpg

[DanVanVliet]

i know where is steve mcqueen today ??
is he in the misc section again ??

Don't know its been quiet here today.

[DanVanVliet]

World good?

http://www.uwm.edu/People/picmack/thong.jpg

Is that the misses? nice thong:D

[rockeo]

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, You wish you had ordered that.

oooh man LOL - i like that one , thats y i am single heeheee :) !!!

[rockeo]

The wife saw her husband frustrated reading the Marriage Certificate from top to bottom, flip it over, and then read it again...
She asked:" Honey, what are you looking for?"
He answered:" Nothing dear, I’m just looking for the expiration date for this paper..."

[DanVanVliet]

A friend of mine was eating P for the first time he came to me the next day and said it tastes like shyt I said flip her over or your taking too big a bite.

[rockeo]

A friend of mine was eating P for the first time he came to me the next day and said it tastes like shyt I said flip her over or your taking too big a bite.

alright dan w/ the joke...nice one hahahaa!!!

[SP1966]

The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

[rockeo]

good one steve, i gotta e-mail that to some people i know LOL :D !!!

[rpaul11]

**** SP...you think I'm gonna read all that :confused:

[SP1966]

**** SP...you think I'm gonna read all that :confused:
I agree Rup, even if I knew what the wife meant when she talked I wouldn't care any more or less about what she said either! :D

[MalibuDebi1972]

Sorry Dan that I wasn't on much today :( I had to do alot of grown up things today...I'll have more time tomorrow to visit you and everyone...:p

[SP1966]

First beer post of this hump day!

Morning All!

:D

[DanVanVliet]

Second visit on this hump day morning all.

[DanVanVliet]

Something warm to start the day off with

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk8/wewt2003/8007.jpg

[MalibuDebi1972]

Good morning Dan and everyone :p

[DanVanVliet]

Good morning Dan and everyone :p

Hey Debi hump day baby 2 to go till the weekend.

[DanVanVliet]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/Yorick28/funny%20pics/beer.jpg

[harleygirl]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z205/ancienzruinz2_photo/Drinks/absolut-bloody-mary.jpg

Morning, fellows!

[DanVanVliet]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z205/ancienzruinz2_photo/Drinks/absolut-bloody-mary.jpg

Morning, fellows!

Morning happy hump day

[rpaul11]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z205/ancienzruinz2_photo/Drinks/absolut-bloody-mary.jpg

Morning, fellows!

that don't look like a beer :p

[DanVanVliet]

Mornin Rup

[harleygirl]

It's only my Tuesday but I'm okay with that. It's going to be rainy and cold here all weekend and I am looking forward to Sunday with a nice fire, some football and beer! Doesn't get much better than that!!!

[harleygirl]

that don't look like a beer :p
No, but it sure makes my mouth water!! :)

[rpaul11]

Mornin Rup

morning.

[DanVanVliet]

It's only my Tuesday but I'm okay with that. It's going to be rainy and cold here all weekend and I am looking forward to Sunday with a nice fire, some football and beer! Doesn't get much better than that!!!

Pizza don't forget the pizza and

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/Diab0lic/1-2.jpg

[harleygirl]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/rock2010_bucket/Hot%

I'm more of a hot wings girl myself. Too many carbs in pizza! :p

[SP1966]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/rock2010_bucket/Hot%

I'm more of a hot wings girl myself. Too many carbs in pizza! :p
Got some hot wings in that avi too!

Morning everybody!!

[Trace333]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/greet013.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Mountain_Goat]

Good Morning!!!!!!!!!

[ASWEDE]

Good morning everyone! I've got a couple of hours to waste this morning and thought what a perfect place to waste some time. What's new today? :D

[Rhinoclan]

Saw the thread...I'm getting on a plane tomorrow morning and flying to Denver for the Great American Beer Festival. 1800 beers and 2 days. I think I can...I think I can...

[ASWEDE]

Saw the thread...I'm getting on a plane tomorrow morning and flying to Denver for the Great American Beer Festival. 1800 beers and 2 days. I think I can...I think I can...

It's nice to see someone have their priorities right. :D

[ASWEDE]

Ok guys. You're getting me all paranoid with everyones lights going out when I popped in. I took a shower this morning. :(

[Mountain_Goat]

Saw the thread...I'm getting on a plane tomorrow morning and flying to Denver for the Great American Beer Festival. 1800 beers and 2 days. I think I can...I think I can...

I have always wanted to go to that. But it would be an expensive taxi ride from my house to and from the convention center.

[ASWEDE]

It sounds like fun. They have a lot of beer festivals going on this month over this way. I love October.

[MalibuDebi1972]

Miss you Dan :(

[ASWEDE]

Miss you Dan :(

Where is the brew master today?

[Rhinoclan]

Anybody have any favorites I should try? I live in Milwaukee, so don't get to sample beers from out west much. I've heard Alaskan beers are really tasty.

[rpaul11]

droppin through again.

[SP1966]

Good Morning!!!!!!!!!

Morning Goat!


Saw the thread...I'm getting on a plane tomorrow morning and flying to Denver for the Great American Beer Festival. 1800 beers and 2 days. I think I can...I think I can...

Or as the thread mascot would say 'I'm Ready, I'm ready!!" http://joewilcox.typepad.com/joewilcox/images/spongebob.jpg


Good morning everyone! I've got a couple of hours to waste this morning and thought what a perfect place to waste some time. What's new today? :D

Morning Swede!

[ASWEDE]

Good Morning!!!!!!!!!

I forgot to say good morning.

droppin through again.

Good morning rpaul. How are things?

Morning Goat!



Or as the thread mascot would say 'I'm Ready, I'm ready!!" http://joewilcox.typepad.com/joewilcox/images/spongebob.jpg



Morning Swede!

Morning SP!

[ASWEDE]

Anybody have any favorites I should try? I live in Milwaukee, so don't get to sample beers from out west much. I've heard Alaskan beers are really tasty.

I like anything made by Odell Brewing Co. It's out of Colorado.

[rpaul11]

I forgot to say good morning.


Good morning rpaul. How are things?


Morning SP!

I'm in a pissed off kinda mood today ...but I'll get over it.

you?

[ASWEDE]

Sierra Nevada beer is good.

[ASWEDE]

I'm in a pissed off kinda mood today ...but I'll get over it.

you?

I'm doing alright. Still waiting for things to dry out here from the last rain.

Why are you pissed or should I ask?

[rpaul11]

Sierra Nevada beer is good.
yeah...it is good.



I'm doing alright. Still waiting for things to dry out here from the last rain.

Why are you pissed or should I ask?

you get water in your place? or just wet in general?

school cafeteria issues :mad:

[Rhinoclan]

Not a huge fan of Pale Ale's, but have drunk Sierra Nevada before...isn't it considered the first micro-brew? Odell's...I'll definitely try some.

[ASWEDE]

yeah...it is good.




you get water in your place? or just wet in general?

school cafeteria issues :mad:

Wet in general. I've got things to get done outside before winter hits.

[rpaul11]

Wet in general. I've got things to get done outside before winter hits.

don't we all...and hunting will get in the way of a lot of it LOL

[rpaul11]

Not a huge fan of Pale Ale's, but have drunk Sierra Nevada before...isn't it considered the first micro-brew? Odell's...I'll definitely try some.

not sure if Yuengling is at the festival...but they make a great lager and black and tan.

[ASWEDE]

Not a huge fan of Pale Ale's, but have drunk Sierra Nevada before...isn't it considered the first micro-brew? Odell's...I'll definitely try some.

Well, you're heading to brewer's paradise. Colorado has a lot of them to choose from. They love their beer.

[Mountain_Goat]

Anybody have any favorites I should try? I live in Milwaukee, so don't get to sample beers from out west much. I've heard Alaskan beers are really tasty.
I think I have heard several times that Colorado has the most Micro-Breweries of any state. There are a lot of good ones here. I like Breckenridge Brewery stuff. Avalanche Brewery is good too. I like dark stuff porter's etc...amber ales too.

[rpaul11]

I think I have heard several times that Colorado has the most Micro-Breweries of any state. There are a lot of good ones here. I like Breckenridge Brewery stuff. Avalanche Brewery is good too. I like dark stuff porter's etc...amber ales too.

you can send me a few samples when ya send my elk :p

[Mountain_Goat]

you can send me a few samples when ya send my elk :p

will do :D

[DanVanVliet]

Here I am been very busy this am.

[rpaul11]

me too...very busy...

[DanVanVliet]

me too...very busy...

I thought I showed up and everyone left.

[rpaul11]

I thought I showed up and everyone left.

well I could see how you would think that......it's how we usually roll :D

[rpaul11]

now who ran off :rolleyes:

[DanVanVliet]

well I could see how you would think that......it's how we usually roll :D

No shyt, Its lunch time probly eating, or gettin laid or something like that.

[rpaul11]

No shyt, Its lunch time probly eating, or gettin laid or something like that.

it is FAR past lunch time.

[DanVanVliet]

it is FAR past lunch time.

Here it is 12:26 and 30 seconds still eating.

[rpaul11]

Here it is 12:26 and 30 seconds still eating.

here it is 2:32 and I can't wait for dinner :D

[DanVanVliet]

here it is 2:32 and I can't wait for dinner :D

I'm still on my cut for a couple more weeks. Eating light.

[rpaul11]

I'm still on my cut for a couple more weeks. Eating light.

I have been BAD since my race.

I need to get back on track...today is going much better.

I've had 3 meals so far and will have my dinner around 5:30 :) and a snack around 9

[DanVanVliet]

I have been BAD since my race.

I need to get back on track...today is going much better.

I've had 3 meals so far and will have my dinner around 5:30 :) and a snack around 9

Hunting this weekend?

[rpaul11]

Hunting this weekend?

yes...you?

[DanVanVliet]

yes...you?

Honey dew list.

[claycat]

Oh hai guys! What's up?

Hubby is hunting this weekend. He plans on getting a lot of deer and hawg this year in case of hard times. He asked me about canning deer meat, I have never done it, have any of you? It has gotten a lot of great reviews from people I know who has.

[rpaul11]

Honey dew list.
thast sucks

Oh hai guys! What's up?

Hubby is hunting this weekend. He plans on getting a lot of deer and hawg this year in case of hard times. He asked me about canning deer meat, I have never done it, have any of you? It has gotten a lot of great reviews from people I know who has.


I've never canned any meat. Or vegetables for that matter. I just deep freeze mine. I am missing my trip to GA this year as it will conflict with my surgery. I want to shoot a pig in a bad way LOL..

did you ever tell Ronnie Addis I said hello?

[claycat]

thast sucks



I've never canned any meat. Or vegetables for that matter. I just deep freeze mine. I am missing my trip to GA this year as it will conflict with my surgery. I want to shoot a pig in a bad way LOL..

did you ever tell Ronnie Addis I said hello?

We are covered up in hog these days, they need thinning bad.

I haven't seen Ronnie lately, I am currently working 2 jobs and I have NO life! I will, I haven't forgotten. :)

Good luck with your surgery and speedy recovery.

[DanVanVliet]

Its busy today I can't believe it.

[rpaul11]

We are covered up in hog these days, they need thinning bad.

I haven't seen Ronnie lately, I am currently working 2 jobs and I have NO life! I will, I haven't forgotten. :)

Good luck with your surgery and speedy recovery.

Everybody that tells me they are coverd up in hogs, I show up and the hogs are gone LOL...I have the luck with hogs that Dan has with deer :D

Thanks for the well wishes. 1 month and 2 days till surgery :)

[DanVanVliet]

Hey CC how are you today. rup the season ain't over yet.

[rpaul11]

Hey CC how are you today. rup the season ain't over yet.

trust me...its over :p

[DanVanVliet]

trust me...its over :p

Nice, everyone still gone or was it slow in here today?

[rpaul11]

Nice, everyone still gone or was it slow in here today?

I've been waiting for you....slow in general

[DanVanVliet]

I've been waiting for you....slow in general

I'm having to work today can you believe it. :eek:

[rpaul11]

I'm having to work today can you believe it. :eek:

no.

[DanVanVliet]

no.

I need relief and my wife called and said she wants to quit her job Its gonna be a fun night.

[rpaul11]

I need relief and my wife called and said she wants to quit her job Its gonna be a fun night.

tell her you want to quit yours too....:D

[DanVanVliet]

tell her you want to quit yours too....:D

I Have she says her boss is an idiot and so do the people that know him hes not mean or anything just lazy and stupid. Like a laywer or goverment worker. Does'nt quite know whats going on.

[rpaul11]

I Have she says her boss is an idiot and so do the people that know him hes not mean or anything just lazy and stupid. Like a laywer or goverment worker. Does'nt quite know whats going on.

well that is no reason to quit....80% of people or more don't like their job...they suck it up :D

[SP1966]

well that is no reason to quit....80% of people or more don't like their job...they suck it up :D
99.9% of SP1966's don't like their job!

Just sayin...

[rockeo]

99.9% of SP1966's don't like their job!

Just sayin...

soooo what ur really sayin is that there is still a chance..........it maybe a 1% chance but nontheless a chance HEHHEEEEEE LOL :p !!!

[rpaul11]

soooo what ur really sayin is that there is still a chance..........it maybe a 1% chance but nontheless a chance HEHHEEEEEE LOL :p !!!

more like a 0.1% chance....maybe

[Mountain_Goat]

Mornin'! Time to tap the keg!

[rpaul11]

Mornin'! Time to tap the keg!

WHOOT!! *grabs mug and waits*

[Mountain_Goat]

WHOOT!! *grabs mug and waits*

Mornin Bro! You hunting this weekend?

[rpaul11]

Mornin Bro! You hunting this weekend?

yes....all day tomorrow, saturday, then monday morning

[Mountain_Goat]

yes....all day tomorrow, saturday, then monday morning

SWEET!

[maryinmesquite]

morning yall. hope yall have a good thursday , just one more day, woohoo

[rpaul11]

SWEET!

you gonna come drag my deer out? :p

morning Ms Mary

[maryinmesquite]

you gonna come drag my deer out? :p

morning Ms Marymorning . i worked with this old lady(71 at the time) and her and her husband had always hunted , well he died but she continues to hunt , she killed a 8pt buck , field dressed it and took it back to her pickup , she earned my respect

[rpaul11]

morning . i worked with this old lady(71 at the time) and her and her husband had always hunted , well he died but she continues to hunt , she killed a 8pt buck , field dressed it and took it back to her pickup , she earned my respect

cool...she can drag my deer for me.

[maryinmesquite]

cool...she can drag my deer for me.

yea she is a tough old lady , but your basic grandma , that gets her hair done , and wears big earrings etc , but she kills her own game

[DanVanVliet]

Morning all

[rpaul11]

Morning all

ya'll got that keg tapped yet

[Trace333]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/greet013.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[hbk442000]

Hello Fellow Miscers:

There's an effort to elect an unknown random person as President... and it's someone we know! Watch this online video about the surprising new nominee:

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=370743&altf=ICL&altl


HBK

[DanVanVliet]

ya'll got that keg tapped yet

Thats next weekend on sat night. We will drink the whole keg and start on the ice chests. Its one hell of a party. Not to mention the tequila and other bottles we will drink

[Trace333]

Hello Fellow Miscers:

There's an effort to elect an unknown random person as President... and it's someone we know! Watch this online video about the surprising new nominee:

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=370743&altf=ICL&altl


HBK

I seen this, halarious!!

[DanVanVliet]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/greet013.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)


Hello Fellow Miscers:

There's an effort to elect an unknown random person as President... and it's someone we know! Watch this online video about the surprising new nominee:

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=370743&altf=ICL&altl


HBK

Hey sunshine Morning hbk.

[Trace333]

Hey sunshine Morning hbk.

How are you today?

[hbk442000]

I seen this, halarious!!


Hey sunshine Morning hbk.

Morning folks. Yes I thought the vid was funny :D

[DanVanVliet]

Morning folks. Yes I thought the vid was funny :D

Where you been ,I know you ain't been working:D

[hbk442000]

Where you been ,I know you ain't been working:D

unfortunately I have been. I've been lurking..to get a mental break from all the sexual harrassment cases that I'm dealing with. yall been a nice distraction lol

[DanVanVliet]

unfortunately I have been. I've been lurking..to get a mental break from all the sexual harrassment cases that I'm dealing with. yall been a nice distraction lol

You really have alot of sexual harrassment case. All aganist men or both sexes ,cause you know women want it all the time:D

[Trace333]

You really have alot of sexual harrassment case. All aganist men or both sexes ,cause you know women want it all the time:D

I've had 2 jobs where I could have sued BIG TIME but never did. Boy was I stupid now I look back LOL

[maryinmesquite]

I've had 2 jobs where I could have sued BIG TIME but never did. Boy was I stupid now I look back LOL
i have had guys say and do things that would have gotten me big money but i just give them crap back , i dont get worked up about stuff to easy ,

[DanVanVliet]

I've had 2 jobs where I could have sued BIG TIME but never did. Boy was I stupid now I look back LOL


i have had guys say and do things that would have gotten me big money but i just give them crap back , i dont get worked up about stuff to easy ,

If you two were'nt so hot you would'nt have that problem.

[maryinmesquite]

If you two were'nt so hot you would'nt have that problem.
well trace is anyway, im old

[ASWEDE]

ya'll got that keg tapped yet


Thats next weekend on sat night. We will drink the whole keg and start on the ice chests. Its one hell of a party. Not to mention the tequila and other bottles we will drink

Did I hear Keg? :D

[DanVanVliet]

Did I hear Keg? :D

Indeed you did every year my friend has a holloween party and he gets a keg food the whole 9 yards. costumes are a must for access and no kids aloud. It will go till 3 or 4 am. Its one of the best parties of the year. and there are many. this is the biggest about 40 people will attend.

[DanVanVliet]

well trace is anyway, im old

Stop it ,and post a butt pic for us all to look at and deciede

[Trace333]

i have had guys say and do things that would have gotten me big money but i just give them crap back , i dont get worked up about stuff to easy ,

I get crap all the time, I joke back and have fun with it. The other two instances I brought up before went beyond joking. One boss slapped me in the back because he kept on trying to kiss me and I wouldn't; the other crackhead used to lock me up in my office when everybody went to lunch, he was just another employee too. When I told the "boss" about it he was super scared. Fired the crackhead, which was relief for me. They actually hired him back to do some computer work for us and he came up to me and said that he could do what he wanted and say what he wanted to me cuz he wasn't an "employee"

[Trace333]

Indeed you did every year my friend has a holloween party and he gets a keg food the whole 9 yards. costumes are a must for access and no kids aloud. It will go till 3 or 4 am. Its one of the best parties of the year. and there are many. this is the biggest about 40 people will attend.

Where is it and what time should I be there :D



You're not old Mary!!! And I think you look great!!

[ASWEDE]

Indeed you did every year my friend has a holloween party and he gets a keg food the whole 9 yards. costumes are a must for access and no kids aloud. It will go till 3 or 4 am. Its one of the best parties of the year. and there are many. this is the biggest about 40 people will attend.

I better go costume shopping! Anything for a keg party.

[DanVanVliet]

Where is it and what time should I be there :D



You're not old Mary!!! And I think you look great!!

Here at 7 pm

I better go costume shopping! Anything for a keg party.

They are fun.

[MalibuDebi1972]

Good morning Sexy Dan ;)

[Trace333]

Here at 7 pm


They are fun.

Party at your house????

[DanVanVliet]

Good morning Sexy Dan ;)

Hey Debi I hear your legs are hurting.

Party at your house????

Its at my friends house in Utah.

[rockeo]

good merning - everybody :D

whats the good word, party people ;)

[ASWEDE]

I'm having a big party this weekend!

[Trace333]

Its at my friends house in Utah. I hope you take photos and share :D I love costumes!!


good merning - everybody :D

whats the good word, party people ;) What up Rock!!


Hi Swede!!

[rpaul11]

morning trace, rocko, swede

[ASWEDE]

I hope you take photos and share :D I love costumes!!

What up Rock!!


Hi Swede!!

Good morning Trace! :)

[rockeo]

I'm having a big party this weekend!

cool - we r all invited...riiight :)


I hope you take photos and share :D I love costumes!!

sometimes photo's could get u in trouble..heheeheeee !

What up Rock!!



Hi Swede!!

all i know its almost fry the brain day....i mean friday ;) :p

[ASWEDE]

morning trace, rocko, swede

Morning. Ready for some hunting?

[rpaul11]

Morning. Ready for some hunting?

yes..I will be in a tree tomorrow at daylight :)

[ASWEDE]

cool - we r all invited...riiight :)



all i know its almost fry the brain day....i mean friday ;) :p



If you don't mind wearing a little hat and playing with tinker toys. It's my kids birthday party. :D

[rockeo]

yes..I will be in a tree tomorrow at daylight :)

sup pauly !!!
hunting huh ! thats cool, i went once, i should give it another try, now that i am older, and wiser....NOT !!!

[Trace333]

morning trace, rocko, swede

Mornin!!!!

What are you hunting tomorrow?

[Trace333]

If you don't mind wearing a little hat and playing with tinker toys. It's my kids birthday party. :D

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa LOL


How old?

[maryinmesquite]

If you don't mind wearing a little hat and playing with tinker toys. It's my kids birthday party. :Doh i love little kids , if they are someone else , i want to spoil them and give them back

[rockeo]

Mornin!!!!

What are you hunting tomorrow?

so good to have u w/ us this fine thursday merning....now my day is complete ;) .
got any cool plans for the weekend'r ????

[SP1966]

I hope you take photos and share :D I love costumes!!


Yes, take pics, I like costumes too! :D

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11180708/Classic_Black_Satin_French_Maid_Uniform.jpg

[ASWEDE]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa LOL


How old?

five