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Capt_Lou
08-26-2008, 12:12 PM
To keep with the rules of the forum only jokes that are serious can be posted :D
Marius_Ursus
08-26-2008, 12:23 PM
Old man Jones fell down the stairs and died.
Broke his glasses, too.
SP1966
08-26-2008, 12:29 PM
What if your post is seriously off topic, does that require a OV35 Misc sub forum?
Chipman
08-26-2008, 12:34 PM
These guys are serious but funny.
http://www.zortal.gr/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/12572/normal_serious-soldiers-38c.jpg
Capt_Lou
08-26-2008, 12:35 PM
What if your post is seriously off topic, does that require a OV35 Misc sub forum?
Hey only serious jokes here. Keep up with rules or be reported to Fitty!
SP1966
08-26-2008, 12:37 PM
Hey only serious jokes here. Keep up with rules or be reported to Fitty!
But I was kidding? :(
Capt_Lou
08-26-2008, 12:39 PM
But I was kidding? :(
No kidding, serious jokes only.
No kidding
No giggles
No chuckles
No gaffas
SP1966
08-26-2008, 12:39 PM
No kidding, serious jokes only.
No kidding
No giggles
No chuckles
No gaffas
Well I guess that explains how you got in here then...
:D
Capt_Lou
08-26-2008, 12:40 PM
Well I guess that explains how you got in here then...
:D
No sarcasm
Just serious jokes
SP1966
08-26-2008, 12:41 PM
No sarcasm
Just serious jokes
C'mon now, that was 'seriously funny' damnit...
Marius_Ursus
08-26-2008, 12:42 PM
The US Congress.
Capt_Lou
08-26-2008, 12:43 PM
C'mon now, that was 'seriously funny' damnit...
It was serious but not funny
The US Congress.
See Marius has got the idea.
SP1966
08-26-2008, 12:44 PM
It was serious but not funny
See Marius has got the idea.
Capt_Lou
That better? :confused:
Dad_in_KC
08-26-2008, 12:50 PM
A dude, his wife, 5 brazillian guys, and a lady from St Louis....
SP1966
08-26-2008, 12:51 PM
A dude, his wife, 5 brazillian guys, and a lady from St Louis....
Very nice recovery jmagie!! ROFL!!
Capt_Lou
08-26-2008, 01:00 PM
A dude, his wife, 5 brazillian guys, and a lady from St Louis....
Great job, it was funny and could still have some serious infidelity issues.
Very nice recovery jmagie!! ROFL!!
We do not ROFL here MR!
SP1966
08-26-2008, 01:03 PM
Great job, it was funny and could still have some serious infidelity issues.
We do not ROFL here MR!
Sheesh, you act likes it your thread or something...
dogguy
08-26-2008, 01:05 PM
All right, Lou...it's a slow summer day today (can't you tell???) LOL! And yes, I did go to the gym this morning! But anyway, here's my contribution, taken from my weekly blog on my site. They are some quotes from famous people:
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
--Steve Allen.
I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
--Roseanne Barr.
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.
--Arnold Toynbee.
I don't want any 'yes-men' around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
--Samuel Goldwyn.
When you become senile, you won?t know it.
--Bill Cosby.
I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, honey, rich is better.
--Sophie Tucker.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants are dead.
--Erma Bombeck.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
--Fred Allen.
As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.
--Joan Gussow.
Capt_Lou
08-26-2008, 01:06 PM
Sheesh, you act likes it your thread or something...
My Thread Fitty's rules. It does have serious in the title.
SP1966
08-26-2008, 01:08 PM
My Thread Fitty's rules. It does have serious in the title.
But you have 'serious' in quotes, that nullifies it's meaning! I think we need to get Fitty in here to clear this up!! :D
farsscf
08-26-2008, 01:22 PM
A dude, his wife, 5 brazillian guys, and a lady from St Louis....
nice, reps
Tyrbolift
08-26-2008, 11:52 PM
True story, I was helping this older couple move from their single family home to an assisted care place, and while the old guy was riding in my truck with me he was telling me about the amenities.
"They have a pool and sauna, different kinds of restaurants, a place to play poker, a special wing for Alzheimers patients, and I can't remember all what else they have."
Keltron
08-26-2008, 11:57 PM
True story, I was helping this older couple move from their single family home to an assisted care place, and while the old guy was riding in my truck with me he was telling me about the amenities.
"They have a pool and sauna, different kinds of restaurants, a place to play poker, a special wing for Alzheimers patients, and I can't remember all what else they have."
Good one! Am I allowed to LOL @ that?
Btw, Were you able to resist laughing or drive straight after he said that? I'm not sure I would have.
Capt_Lou
08-27-2008, 05:45 AM
Good one! Am I allowed to LOL @ that?
Btw, Were you able to resist laughing or drive straight after he said that? I'm not sure I would have.
Rules of the thread
No ROFL
No LOL
No LMAO
No ROFLMAO
No Giggle
Only serious jokes please
bamaborn67
08-27-2008, 06:13 AM
My wife's cooking!!!
Tyrbolift
08-27-2008, 07:18 AM
Rules of the thread
No ROFL
No LOL
No LMAO
No ROFLMAO
No Giggle
Only serious jokes pleaseWow strong thread nazi.
Capt_Lou
08-27-2008, 07:39 AM
Wow strong thread nazi.
Now that was seriously funny!
Thank you for the contribution.
Keltron
08-27-2008, 08:32 AM
Wow strong thread nazi.
his thread HIS rules! Obey!
Ok Cpt Lou.. what acronym may we use to show our apreciation then?
SP1966
08-27-2008, 08:33 AM
his thread HIS rules! Obey!
Ok Cpt Lou.. what acronym may we use to show our apreciation then?
Careful Keltron, you could leave a hickey doing that...
Chakra
08-27-2008, 08:37 AM
putting someone's hand in cold water while their asleep...ouch!
bad results!
Capt_Lou
08-27-2008, 08:50 AM
his thread HIS rules! Obey!
Ok Cpt Lou.. what acronym may we use to show our apreciation then?
I perfer the silent golf clap
Stevelegh
08-27-2008, 08:52 AM
putting someone's hand in cold water while their asleep...ouch!
bad results!
Does that actually work????
My personal favourite is putting twisted toilet paper between someones toes and lighting it.
I believe in levitation and have witnessed it many times with that one....
Rhinoclan
08-27-2008, 12:56 PM
I tried drowning all of my sorrows and troubles, but unfortunately, my wife refused to go swimming with me.
Dave76
08-27-2008, 01:06 PM
I perfer the silent golf clap
Would a very slight smirk be Ok? I'm not talking about a full fledged smile here.
So far, I've only been solemnly nodding in approval. I'd like to smirk if it's Ok with you.
Capt_Lou
08-27-2008, 02:33 PM
Would a very slight smirk be Ok? I'm not talking about a full fledged smile here.
So far, I've only been solemnly nodding in approval. I'd like to smirk if it's Ok with you.
smirking is ok
:) no
:D no
:( yes
jawter
08-27-2008, 03:32 PM
Dog farts at the dinner table.
StressMonkey
08-27-2008, 05:51 PM
Lady Astor, aghast at a party. "Mr. Churchill you're drunk!"
Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning.
You, however, will still be ugly."
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
--Churchill's reply
Keltron
08-27-2008, 09:43 PM
Lady Astor, aghast at a party. "Mr. Churchill you're drunk!"
Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning.
You, however, will still be ugly."
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
--Churchill's reply
:: Laughs internally but keeps a solemn face ::::
Tyrbolift
08-27-2008, 11:21 PM
Lady Astor, aghast at a party. "Mr. Churchill you're drunk!"
Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning.
You, however, will still be ugly."
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
--Churchill's reply
:: Laughs internally but keeps a solemn face ::::*chortles*
V-240
08-27-2008, 11:35 PM
:: Laughs internally but keeps a solemn face ::::
*chortles*
*SNERK!*
.....Oops. Sorry.
Do_Somethin
08-28-2008, 02:00 AM
Lady Astor, aghast at a party. "Mr. Churchill you're drunk!"
Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning.
You, however, will still be ugly."
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
--Churchill's reply
* attentive golf clap with appropriately placed smirk and slight nod of the head *
Keltron
08-28-2008, 06:08 AM
*chortles*
*SNERK!*
.....Oops. Sorry.
*grimaces*
DanVanVliet
08-28-2008, 06:12 AM
What do you call a brown chicken and a brown cow in the south?
A brown chick a brown cow. ( sing it )
maryinmesquite
08-28-2008, 06:56 AM
GOLFER AT THE DENTIST
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about
the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30
already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything
to kill the pain. So the dentist asked him, ?Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show him your tooth."