Fitnessman's 2009 Fishing and Rambling Thread 3.0

[jwdjrs]

would hit............with brick.Your e-standards are set a little too high youngin :D

[GREENFEATHER]

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/political-pictures-kfc-tortures-chickens-peta-protest.jpg

[saaltydog]

Your e-standards are set a little too high youngin :D

I don't know about that. Have you seen the last girl Jig has banged? She is pretty hot. He was posting pics of her in some other threads.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4695/15197226734411edba71.jpg

[Nainoa]

I don't know about that. Have you seen the last girl Jig has banged? She is pretty hot. He was posting pics of her in some other threads.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4695/15197226734411edba71.jpg

Wow... Must be a different gene pool floatin' around them thar parts...

Chicks are WAY hotter up here in the northland!

[Nainoa]

That sounds like a great idea. Keep the dishes simple but flavorful. A lot of time restaurants put so much spices and sauces on food you can't taste the best part. You can use all sorts of smoked wood for flavoring. You can serve giant portions of meat. Which would fit right in with the theme.

I have always wanted to buy a small seafood shop along the coast line in the NE area. I would buy all the fresh seafood catch in the morning and serve it for lunch and dinner. Nothing too complicated. Just fresh seafood. Clams, Lobster, Cod stuff like that.

Yeah... A couple of years ago, when I was really taking my culinary skills to a the next step... I kind of let myself get too fancy... Part of it was my Wife..> Then Girlfriend/Fiance and I cooking together...

But then I really started getting fancy and out there... Using a lot of French mother sauces, and **** like that...

Then over the course of the last... Oh... 18 months...

I've been coming back to ground...

Taking simple dishes... Simple foods... And treating them with the same kind of care and love that I do my creative endeavors.

I take simple straight forward ingredients... I Get the best ingredient I can... And then I execute it with purpose and care.

Too much of American cooking is simply a matter of "Making food hot." Or "Season this so it's got a bunch of WHATEVER flavor... And it must be good right?"

So I have this rule...

Don't Fuclk with comfort food!

If it's mashed potatoes... You don't put Peanut butter in it. (Which is actually better than it sounds BTW)

If you want mashed potatoes... And you want to make them good... You use the right kind of potato... Russet...
You don't obliterate it with the potato masher... you break it up with a spoon, so there's a little bit of chunks...
You don't dump a handful of industrial garlic powder into it... You roast some garlic in Olive oil and mince it in.
You don't dump some skim milk into it because you had some skim on hand... You take a heaping tablespoon of sour creme.
You don't spoon some margarine into it, and finish it off with cheap table salt... you use a table spoon of butter and sea salt.

Sounds simple as all hell...
It's goddam Mashed potatoes!

But I guarantee you... If you take red potatoes... And you whip them into a paste, dump some garlic powder into them, and pour some skim milk on it to mix in, with a couple of tablespoons of turkey murdering margarine into it...

And then put my "With Care" mashed potatoes next to them... You'll scrape the other one's in the garbage and ask me if you can have seconds of mine!

******

So one of my new endeavor is finding "High Quality Ingredients."

For example... My current project, from which I'm taking a break... Is growing Heirloom tomatoes.

The modern Grocery store tomato has let me down for the last goddam time!

So I ordered myself some heirloom seeds... Heirloom tomoatoes are breeds of tomatoes as they originally evolved, as they moved around the world. (And got doinked with by the Dutch)

The tomato that you get at the grocery store, or on your hamburger or in your jar of spaghetti sauce... Is a Hybrid... Created to handle mechanised picking... Heavy packing... And long shelf life...

And much like popcorn... Flavor has been sacrificed for the sake of mass production.

So this year... I'm growing my own Heirloom tomatoes... From seed... From breeds that are specifically for nothern climates.

Mostly Russian, siberian, and East German... But I do have one that's Italian.

And the current plan is to keep around a hundred Tomato plants in what will probably become "Nainoa's Tomato Forest."

Now...

Back to building the Seedling cells!

[GREENFEATHER]

I'm not in the PB is OK in smashed taters camp Nainoa. I read that and actually gagged a little bit, must be teh Irish genetics.

[PLANETGETLOW]

Morning all........TGIF!!

[jwdjrs]

I'm not in the PB is OK in smashed taters camp Nainoa. I read that and actually gagged a little bit, must be teh Irish genetics.


Morning all........TGIF!!Morning guys......suppose to hit 65 degrees today with a lot of wind, I'll gladly take the warm weather :)

[saaltydog]

Morning guys......suppose to hit 65 degrees today with a lot of wind, I'll gladly take the warm weather :)

Yeah it's going to be a nice weekend. 60+ here. That is a big improvement from the nightly lows of 5 degrees this past week.

A buddy of mine if coming up and we are going to do some hiking and get drunk.

[PLANETGETLOW]

Morning guys......suppose to hit 65 degrees today with a lot of wind, I'll gladly take the warm weather :)


Yeah it's going to be a nice weekend. 60+ here. That is a big improvement from the nightly lows of 5 degrees this past week.

A buddy of mine if coming up and we are going to do some hiking and get drunk.

20 somethin here :(

[jason_bh]

Morning all........TGIF!!

Morning and yeah, TGIF!!

[Mindripper]

Morning and yeah, TGIF!!

For sure... 4 hours of meetings today. :(

[PLANETGETLOW]

Morning and yeah, TGIF!!

Weekend plans?

[jason_bh]

For sure... 4 hours of meetings today. :(

That sucks. I loathe 'meetings'.



Weekend plans?

Just sitting around the house and being lazy. I really need to do some work around the house (paint kids room, prepare our bathroom for laying tile, hauling off junk in the garage, etc), but I may just take the wife out to eat a steak.

How about you?

[PLANETGETLOW]

That sucks. I loathe 'meetings'.




Just sitting around the house and being lazy. I really need to do some work around the house (paint kids room, prepare our bathroom for laying tile, hauling off junk in the garage, etc), but I may just take the wife out to eat a steak.

How about you?

Ah, gonna leave early today. My son rank tests for his Black Belt in TKD today. Probably gonna work on the car tomorrow or Sunday and I too, need to work around the house.

[Nainoa]

I'm not in the PB is OK in smashed taters camp Nainoa. I read that and actually gagged a little bit, must be teh Irish genetics.

Hey don't get me wrong...

First time I Heard about the whole PB in Mashed potatoes thing, I was thinking "The first guy who thought that up is going on my list of people I'm going to punch in the face before I die... Even if I have to scratch out the members of the Band "Hanson" to make room for him!"

But then I tried it...

And on the one hand... It's not mashed potatoes, and I can never recognize it as Mashed potatoes, short of being waterboarded...

However... If you think of it as "An Earthy Potato dish." Especially if you don't know that it's actually peanut butter...
It's not bad at all...

That being said... I'm still against it as well...

All I'm saying is that it challenges one's preconceptions.

*******

My new thing that I'm building up the culinary acumen for is my own version of Asian Dumplings... With pot sticker preparation.

[jason_bh]

Ah, gonna leave early today. My son rank tests for his Black Belt in TKD today. Probably gonna work on the car tomorrow or Sunday and I too, need to work around the house.

Excellent. Hope your son gets it done. :)

I need to put my kids in some form of martial arts.


BTW, my problem coworker just stopped by my office for the first time today. Asked me to set up dual monitors on several computers yesterday. I did that this morning and now he wants me to change one of them out for him because he wants the same size monitors (anal personality). :mad: I spent an hour setting those up and now this? *$#$@!#$%!

[MISSINGLINK]

Good morning fellas. 60's all weekend, but with rain. Hope everyone has a nice weekend.

[Nainoa]

That sucks. I loathe 'meetings'.




Just sitting around the house and being lazy. I really need to do some work around the house (paint kids room, prepare our bathroom for laying tile, hauling off junk in the garage, etc), but I may just take the wife out to eat a steak.

How about you?

Go...

Out...

To Eat...

Steak?



This does not compute?

Have we not gone over enough, everything that needs to be done for one to prepare the perfect steak dinner at home, for a fraction of the price of going out to some snobbed up steak house.

[Nainoa]

Excellent. Hope your son gets it done. :)

I need to put my kids in some form of martial arts.


BTW, my problem coworker just stopped by my office for the first time today. Asked me to set up dual monitors on several computers yesterday. I did that this morning and now he wants me to change one of them out for him because he wants the same size monitors (anal personality). :mad: I spent an hour setting those up and now this? *$#$@!#$%!

As a practical Martial Art... Tae Kwon Do is pretty much the most worthless when it comes to real life application.

I mean really... A Cross eyed wino with a solid beer bottle can kick the **** out of a guy with a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.

However for a Kid learning something, getting in shape, building confidence, and pushing limits... TKD is friggin' perfect!

As the National sport of Korea, it's tennents are design to be taught to children who begin learning at an early age...

Versus some of these MA's which are meant for adults, and they just come up with a dilluted kid version to bring in extra money.

[Nainoa]

Ah, gonna leave early today. My son rank tests for his Black Belt in TKD today. Probably gonna work on the car tomorrow or Sunday and I too, need to work around the house.

Well... Considering there is another March Lion Storm coming Saturday night into Sunday... If I were you... I'd work on the car on Saturday.

Anyone North of Iowa is going to be living in a snow cave from the looks of it... There's an inversion layer over head that's typical for May (It's currently 74 degrees over our heads!)... And when that heat energy comes out, it's either going to rain like a bitch or snow like a whore.

******

As for my weekend...

Tonight.... Got some errands... Going to grill some steaks... Have a few beers, and do the final assembly on this shelving unit I created for my tomato seedlings.

Saturday... Is writing day... (Wife is going to some play with her mother.)

Sunday... Wood working and battling the snow storm.


******

If the weather cooperates, next weekend will be the final ice fishing trip of the 2008 season.

[jason_bh]

Go...

Out...

To Eat...

Steak?



This does not compute?

Have we not gone over enough, everything that needs to be done for one to prepare the perfect steak dinner at home, for a fraction of the price of going out to some snobbed up steak house.

:o We have three small boys at home. I thought that we have gone over that. Three small boys + steak dinner does not equal a perfect steak dinner at home. :D

I agree though, a steak prepared by yourself is greater than the one that you get at a steak house.



As a practical Martial Art... Tae Kwon Do is pretty much the most worthless when it comes to real life application.

I mean really... A Cross eyed wino with a solid beer bottle can kick the **** out of a guy with a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.

However for a Kid learning something, getting in shape, building confidence, and pushing limits... TKD is friggin' perfect!

As the National sport of Korea, it's tennents are design to be taught to children who begin learning at an early age...

Versus some of these MA's which are meant for adults, and they just come up with a dilluted kid version to bring in extra money.

My boys have a lot of energy that they need to burn off. They also need some confidence. They love to wrestle of course, so any kind of 'fighting' in a scenario such as TKD would be great.

There's a martial arts studio near by that teaches several forms of fighting including Jiu-Jitsu. I may look into that.

[PLANETGETLOW]

Excellent. Hope your son gets it done. :)

I need to put my kids in some form of martial arts.


BTW, my problem coworker just stopped by my office for the first time today. Asked me to set up dual monitors on several computers yesterday. I did that this morning and now he wants me to change one of them out for him because he wants the same size monitors (anal personality). :mad: I spent an hour setting those up and now this? *$#$@!#$%!
Thanks man....


LOL......I think we BOTH need something new. I'm on the phone right now walking a customer setting up a new password.

Here's what the screen looks like:

Old Password:
New Password:
Confirm Password:


Took 10 minutes to get through that....... :mad:

Good morning fellas. 60's all weekend, but with rain. Hope everyone has a nice weekend.

[jason_bh]

LOL......I think we BOTH need something new. I'm on the phone right now walking a customer setting up a new password.

Here's what the screen looks like:

Old Password:
New Password:
Confirm Password:


Took 10 minutes to get through that....... :mad:

LOL. I had someone come by my office to tell me that our Intranet is not letting him in. Said it wasn't taking his password. Then he told me that it mentioned earlier that he needed to change his password. I told him to change the password then. *sigh*

[Nainoa]

:o We have three small boys at home. I thought that we have gone over that. Three small boys + steak dinner does not equal a perfect steak dinner at home. :D

I agree though, a steak prepared by yourself is greater than the one that you get at a steak house.




My boys have a lot of energy that they need to burn off. They also need some confidence. They love to wrestle of course, so any kind of 'fighting' in a scenario such as TKD would be great.

There's a martial arts studio near by that teaches several forms of fighting including Jiu-Jitsu. I may look into that.

Tie them up in the yard... If you tie them to the washline... They'll have plenty of room to roam!
:D

*****

See now JJ is one of those MA's...

For an adult... It's probably the most applicable of the Martial Arts... I mean really... All fights eventually go to the ground, and that's where JJ is at it's strongest.

But for kids... With all their undeveloped bone structure, and wide differences in strength at different ages...

The only Child level JJ you'll find is going to be a really watered down to make money version.

IMO... JJ is like weight lifting and tackle football... Best if you wait until 12-13 years old to start that direction.

[Savonadego]

SW owns Minwax so maybe their line has improved. I doubt it though.

Nice thing about a SW store is getting REAL world advice. Not advice from some 18yo with puss running out of his pimply face at Homer Depot.

they also have whors working for them ;)

[GREENFEATHER]

My boys have a lot of energy that they need to burn off. They also need some confidence. They love to wrestle of course, so any kind of 'fighting' in a scenario such as TKD would be great.

There's a martial arts studio near by that teaches several forms of fighting including Jiu-Jitsu. I may look into that.

ANY discipline EXCEPT TKD! :mad: Where the hell's Ken when I need him? Judo, Ju Jitsu, anything but that. If you can find a decent Kenpo instructor, I guarantee your kids will come home tired. :D

And Nainoa, there are certain things you do not do to an Irishman and putting weird stuff in his potatoes is right up there in the top 3 of those things not to do. ;)
My folks brought potatoes back from Prince Edward Island in Canada and those things were the best taters I've ever had! If I ever get back up there I'm bringing back a 50 lb sack of them, they're worth going to jail for smuggling they're that good.

[jwdjrs]

And then of course I grill it over Lump Charcoal... Because I firmly believe the 11th "Missing Commandment" is "Thou shalt not GRILL with Propane."

Propane camp stove... Okay... Propane furnace... Fine... Even using propane flame to heat the wood in a smoker is alright by me...

But Meat... Cooked on anything other than something that was formerly living wood = 8th Deadly Sin.

Going to Hell, do not pass the Pope... Soul Dammed for all eternity.
;)
:D




How I make a steak that would make your grandfather punch Jesus in the face to get another bite of.

Take steak out of fridge... Sprinkle Sea salt and fresh ground pepper on it... "Maybe" an ever so slight sprinkle of sugar, and POSSIBLY a tiny little dash of celery salt.

So how in the hell could anyone go wrong with a meal that man has been loving like crazy for 300+ centuries!


Yeah I'm actually having NY Strip Steak grilled over lump charcoal, broiled asparagus, and popovers tonight for dinner...




He won't even eat a steak or a large hamburger without knowing about it far enough in advance that he can drink a ton of water and get super hydrated...

One time up camping he ate a T-Bone and was drinking... Woke up in the middle of th enight with violent leg cramps and pain.




Another thing that I've pulled out of my ass before... cook weiners (Not Hot dogs) on a stick.

I use this same newspaper and oil effect to start my charcoal for my grill, so I never have ligther fluid flavor getting into my goddam steak!


I get all the fat intake I need from the marbeling on my steak!



Oh man did that kick ass...

I just stood outside, smoking a cigar, sipping whiskey... And then grilled the steaks. (After I butchered the loin etc...)

Grilled the steaks to absolute perfection, over lump charcoal with a gentle rub of sea salt and fresh cracked pepper...

Right now she's making macaroons... And I think later there's talk of me getting a blow job.




In my book... A perfect cup of coffee, is on the list with... Eating a perfectly prepared charcoal grilled Steak, a Blow Job where the chick looks in your eyes and swallows, and holding your first born, as special moments that make life worth living.


LOL...

I see giant knockers everyday... I guess I've become desensatized...

Now if she was cooking a steak over white hot lump charcoal while spilling out of a school girl uniform... And you could see a 13 year old bottle of Cabrenet Savignon in the back ground to go with the twice baked garlic potoatoes, and a side of Broiled apsaragus...


Well sausage fest II went well...

Since I've already got a freezer stocked with a ton of sausage I only two 2 packs... Then my buddy let me take the hams, and grind them up, mix with some of the steak fat from the loins I clean... So I've got a pile of venison hamburger in my freezer... Along with a T-loin.




Like my buddy Marlon said "At least it's your thumb... Could have gone anywhere... Could have gone into your dick!"




See I used to always say "Find a good butcher, and then make him your best friend."

Which I did with my butcher in town... My Best friend did with his country butcher... And my Dad did with his Farm Town butcher...

Between the 3 of us, we could always get our hands on the best of the best, cuts of steak,


Go...

Out...

To Eat...

Steak?



This does not compute?

Have we not gone over enough, everything that needs to be done for one to prepare the perfect steak dinner at home, for a fraction of the price of going out to some snobbed up steak house.Lol Nainoa, I don't think anyone has ever heard you talk about steak :D


Nothing beats a good steak :) NO HOMO

[Nainoa]

ANY discipline EXCEPT TKD! :mad: Where the hell's Ken when I need him? Judo, Ju Jitsu, anything but that. If you can find a decent Kenpo instructor, I guarantee your kids will come home tired. :D

And Nainoa, there are certain things you do not do to an Irishman and putting weird stuff in his potatoes is right up there in the top 3 of those things not to do. ;)
My folks brought potatoes back from Prince Edward Island in Canada and those things were the best taters I've ever had! If I ever get back up there I'm bringing back a 50 lb sack of them, they're worth going to jail for smuggling they're that good.

Actually if you want to try some crazy massive varieties of potatoes...

Gotta check out Peruvian....

Peru is actually where the Potato evolved...

And then explorers brought back the tamest, more flavorless, yet heartier varieties to the new world... Where they got traded around... And took hold in Irish culture, since the soil of Ireland isn't that different from the Altiplano of the Andes.

But if an Incan suddenly stepped through a time portal and you gave him an Irish potato... He'd say "What the hell is this flavorless dirt ball!"


*******

It is funny though... How there are all these beloved foods from Europe...
Dishes made with Corn, Tomatoes, Potatoes...

Yet they're all friggin' new world crops, that were cultivated mostly by the Inca (Tomatoes and Potatoes) and the Aztec (Corn.)

[PLANETGETLOW]

LOL @ the hate on TKD

[Nainoa]

Lol Nainoa, I don't think anyone has ever heard you talk about steak :D


Nothing beats a good steak :) NO HOMO

:eek:

So uh...

Now I'm wondering...

Is it...

A. You went back searching through my posts since Thanksgiving.

B. You've been collecting my posts, printing them out and saving them in your underwear drawer, and then taking them out to sniff them when you get lonely and hungry?

:D

[jwdjrs]

:eek:

So uh...

Now I'm wondering...

Is it...

A. You went back searching through my posts since Thanksgiving.

B. You've been collecting my posts, printing them out and saving them in your underwear drawer, and then taking them out to sniff them when you get lonely and hungry?

:DAll of the above and Hell no, I want to sniff the real thing :p

What is your weekend plans ?? I'm hoping the guys get ''somewhat'' close to finishing my floors at home

[AlbinoGerbil]

LOL @ the hate on TKD

x2

Nothing wrong with TKD. My daughter is taking a TKD/Hapkido combo atm and will probably try another style once she belts out.

[Nainoa]

x2

Nothing wrong with TKD. My daughter is taking a TKD/Hapkido combo atm and will probably try another style once she belts out.

Oh yeah... And like I was saying in my earlier post... TKD IMO is the best Martial Art for kids...

It's just in real life application... It's the lesser of all the Martial arts, short of maybe Tia-Chi.

[jason_bh]

B. You've been collecting my posts, printing them out and saving them in your underwear drawer, and then taking them out to sniff them when you get lonely and hungry?

:D

Is it wrong to do that? :o

[fitnessman]

they also have whors working for them ;)

OMFG Jimmy!!


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nainoa]

Is it wrong to do that? :o

Depends on what you're wearing at the time!

[fitnessman]

Depends on what you're wearing at the time!

Well nothing of course.

Is there any other way?

[saaltydog]

LOL @ the hate on TKD

Sambo also gets a lot of hate.

[AlbinoGerbil]

Oh yeah... And like I was saying in my earlier post... TKD IMO is the best Martial Art for kids...

It's just in real life application... It's the lesser of all the Martial arts, short of maybe Tia-Chi.

I couldn't agree more.

I took Kung fu for a few years as well as dabbling in a few other styles and watching their upper belts spar I've come to realize that there's quite a bit lacking in technique and style.

I plan on putting her in Judo/ju jitsu(sp) once she is a bit older.

[Nainoa]

So there was a year before my wife (Then ex-girlfriend who wanted to give it another try) moved back here from the Pacific Northwest...

And I wasn't sure how things were going to play out... But I was still sowing some wild oats for good measure.

I kind of went through a pretty crazy phase there, where I was doing some pretty depraved, hard core, live out your sickest sexual fantasies, with some girls...

And actually you'd be amazed how many girls are really into that level of kinky bizaro stuff!

One in particular (We'll call her Tina) was hog wild crazy about me and she got way into me way too fast. (She had a kid and I think she was happy to be my sex slave for a while, to sink me in as a replacement Dad later.)

So I did my best to end it... And I caught her following me around from time to time. But eventually lost her when I changed my routine up.

*****

Then my wife comes back... I settle down, and I've got some memories in my Spank Bank that make the Penthouse Forum seem like letters to Santa Clause.

*****

So I was just out running some errands... Picking up some potting soil at Wal Mart... All of a sudden I look over... And there's Tina!

I look away, just as I see her look up... And I can just feel it... She friggin' spotted me...

I check out of my line...

There's a person ahead of her...

So I bust ass weaving in and out of the bottom scrapings of the gene pool herd in front of me...

At the last second as I round the corner I see her in the perifery of my vision in hot pursuit.

I get to the parking lot... And I haul ass making good time to my truck...

I look... And I see her in the distance... Trying to wave to me... I get to my truck... Unload the 80 pounds of potting soil at twice the speed of light...

I look and I see her getting into a Red Cavalier... She pulls it through and into my parking lane.

Didn't know what to do... So I just rolled the shopping cart into the lane, so she'd have to stop to move it... And then I hopped in and drove off... Just leaving the shopping cart.

(I felt very much like that guy in the Zombie movie, who knocks over a table just to slow the zombie down.)


I make my get away...

Drive a way... Stop off to get beer. (Keystone Ad, had it on sale for $9.99 a case!)

I get the beer... Put it in the truck

Then walk back into the grocery store attached to it to pick up lunch at the deli.

As I'm walking in with a bunch of people, this red cavlier pulls up, stomps on the brakes at the cross walk and honks the horn.

I didn't look... But I knew it was her... She must have spotted the truck and hunted me down. But I was in a group... So I let the guy nearest flip her the finger, and I made my way into the store.

She must have found a place to park pretty fast... Because I saw her following me as I rounded the first corner.

I quick ducked into the Pharmacy and stood behind a Tampon display...

I watched her come around the corner... Rubber necking for me... And then luckily she headed in the other direction of the deli.

No line in the deli... Got my broasted chicken... And bolted for it.

As I'm making my way through the crowd around the check out and exit...

I hear her in the crowd yell "Nainoa!"

I knew I was busted...

So I stopped looked around really quick like I thought I heard someone say my name but couldn't figure out where it came from. (She's 20 yards away on the other side of the crowd waving her arms like mad, but I pretended like I didn't see.)

I got to the parkinglot...

Broke out in a dead sprint, nearly tackled this little old lady en route to the truck... Tossed my Chicken onto the seat like I was lateralling a football, and drove away.

I didn't see any red cavaliers in my rear view on the way driving back to the office.

*****

It was a funny cat and mouse moment...

But that chick was friggin' crazy... Like Damn near persueing me "Fatal Attraction" style.... The last thing I need is her bumping into me and the wife.

[jason_bh]

Depends on what you're wearing at the time!


Well nothing of course.

Is there any other way?

What he said.



BTW, Nainoa can I just wait until your book comes out to read all of your stories. I have a short attention span and even though you say it's a funny story, I just can't read all of that.



:D

[saaltydog]

......

haha You are one lucky guy you didn't run into her with the wife. I'm sure that would of went well. It's funny that she most likely knows you were running from her but I'm sure it doesn't matter. She was still trying to catch up to you.

I have an ex that is the samy way. Probably the craziest woman I have ever had in bed. She was down with everything and anything. Our whole relationship was pretty much based off that. However she was just as crazy outside of the bedroom as she was inside.

Thank god I haven't run into her in a few years. She actually got so bad she carved my initials onto her arm. I had to change my phone number and avoid places that she knew I went to because she would pop up. She was one crazy woman. However I can't deny I had the best time with her sexually.

[saaltydog]

What he said.



BTW, Nainoa can I just wait until your book comes out to read all of your stories. I have a short attention span and even though you say it's a funny story, I just can't read all of that.



:D

Yeah I went and got a cup of coffee and a snack so I could sit down and read his post.

[One More Time]

...


haha You are one lucky guy you didn't run into her with the wife. I'm sure that would of went well. It's funny that she most likely knows you were running from her but I'm sure it doesn't matter. She was still trying to catch up to you.

I have an ex that is the samy way. Probably the craziest woman I have ever had in bed. She was down with everything and anything. Our whole relationship was pretty much based off that. However she was just as crazy outside of the bedroom as she was inside.

Thank god I haven't run into her in a few years. She actually got so bad she carved my initials onto her arm. I had to change my phone number and avoid places that she knew I went to because she would pop up. She was one crazy woman. However I can't deny I had the best time with her sexually.

Wow. They definately sound crazy. I don't have any stories like that fortunately....my wife and I started dating at 15.

[Nainoa]

Well nothing of course.

Is there any other way?

Well used be amazed what a latex body suit and a riding crop can do for any experience!

[Nainoa]

haha You are one lucky guy you didn't run into her with the wife. I'm sure that would of went well. It's funny that she most likely knows you were running from her but I'm sure it doesn't matter. She was still trying to catch up to you.

I have an ex that is the samy way. Probably the craziest woman I have ever had in bed. She was down with everything and anything. Our whole relationship was pretty much based off that. However she was just as crazy outside of the bedroom as she was inside.

Thank god I haven't run into her in a few years. She actually got so bad she carved my initials onto her arm. I had to change my phone number and avoid places that she knew I went to because she would pop up. She was one crazy woman. However I can't deny I had the best time with her sexually.


I had an ex like that...

Chick was an absolute freak... Do whatever you want and she'd always add "Next time pull my hair more!"

Jam a banana in her ass, and make her call you master... Woman wouldn't even flinch... Always try to talk her hot friends into having a 3 some with us...

But outside the bedroom...

God that chick was painful...

For one... Chick was dumber than a bag of hammers!
For two... She was Crazy...
For three... She was always checking up on me.

But the absolute worst one... Was the time she was watching a show with my buddys and I... And I made some crack about "Stupid Unicorns." Or some such thing.

And she point blank says "I think unicorns are real, and they're just endangered as to why we don't see too many of them."

It was a THREE HOUR DEBATE... Mostly spearheaded by my buddy... But she stood by it... Unicorns are just endangered... And it "Might be" a governement conspiracy to hide their existance...

Boy it was hard dumping that chick...

[Nainoa]

What he said.



BTW, Nainoa can I just wait until your book comes out to read all of your stories. I have a short attention span and even though you say it's a funny story, I just can't read all of that.



:D

Well my book doesn't tell "These Stories."

This is stuff for you guys only... And the guys who sit around the campfire with me over the course of the summer.

WTF... You think I'm going to tell these stories, somewhere that my wife and Mother in law might read?

[jason_bh]

Well my book doesn't tell "These Stories."

This is stuff for you guys only... And the guys who sit around the campfire with me over the course of the summer.

WTF... You think I'm going to tell these stories, somewhere that my wife and Mother in law might read?

LOL. I can't say that I blame you there. :D


I read that story and I think that your ex was just trying to tell you that you dropped your receipt at the first store.

[Nainoa]

LOL. I can't say that I blame you there. :D


I read that story and I think that your ex was just trying to tell you that you dropped your receipt at the first store.

Or I like knocked her up, and she was trying to tell me that I had a baby somewhere out there in the world.


Actually when I first met her it was at a business conference... Got Really drunk (It was during my heavy drinking days.)

Next thing I know, it's 4:30 in the morning and I'm banging her in the stall of the downstairs mens room.

To this day I have no clue what I said or did...

Then I found out a few years later from a friend of a friend of a friend that about 10 months after the business conference she had a baby.

As luck would have it, not too long after that I bumped into her at a grocery store...

Had to figure out if it was my kid... And I wasn't going to ask her in the foyer of a friggin' grocery store... Kid was with... Was ridiculously tall, and had red hair (My Mom has red hair.)

So we exchanged phone numbers, so I could have a conversation or a cup of coffee and find out...

Turned out it wasn't my kid...

Had a couple of beers... Before I know it I'm banging this chick and she's calling me Big Papa, and begging me to PiitB.

So there's difinitely a twisted histroy to this chick!

[jwdjrs]

Yeah I went and got a cup of coffee and a snack so I could sit down and read his post.Yea I've done the same thing before when he makes a long post, except I grab 2 beers and some beef jerky ;)


Wow. They definately sound crazy. I don't have any stories like that fortunately....my wife and I started dating at 15.Well stop on your way home from work today, and buy some bananas to stick up your wifes ass like Nainoa just said :D Make a movie and post it :p

[PLANETGETLOW]

Sambo also gets a lot of hate.

I just think there's alot of debate period of one-dimensional training because it's benchmarked automatically against MMA.

Everybody has a view on everything.

At one time or another you'll see this

Boxing Sucks......he'd get whooped in wrastlin
Wrestling Sucks.......he'd get KO'd before he could take me down
TKD Sucks.......I could get past the kicks
etc...etc....etc...

[Nainoa]

Yea I've done the same thing before when he makes a long post, except I grab 2 beers and some beef jerky ;)

Well stop on your way home from work today, and buy some bananas to stick up your wifes ass like Nainoa just said :D Make a movie and post it :p

LOL...

Well for the record... This is all stuff I would never recommend doing to a Wife...

Girlfriends, Strangers, Ex's, Flings... Grease 'em up and let 'em squeel...

But a Wife is a sacred relationship, to not be treated objectively.

[Nainoa]

I just think there's alot of debate period of one-dimensional training because it's benchmarked automatically against MMA.

Everybody has a view on everything.

At one time or another you'll see this

Boxing Sucks......he'd get whooped in wrastlin
Wrestling Sucks.......he'd get KO'd before he could take me down
TKD Sucks.......I could get past the kicks
etc...etc....etc...

Well... For the record... I had taken Kempo and TKD before the MMA thing had any heat.

I compare TKD to the straight up street fights and brawls I've been in... In which it's completely impractical.

[One More Time]

Well my book doesn't tell "These Stories."

This is stuff for you guys only... And the guys who sit around the campfire with me over the course of the summer.

WTF... You think I'm going to tell these stories, somewhere that my wife and Mother in law might read?

*PMs Nainoa's wife and MIL link to thread* :D j/k


Yea I've done the same thing before when he makes a long post, except I grab 2 beers and some beef jerky ;)


Did you say that with a lisp?



Well stop on your way home from work today, and buy some bananas to stick up your wifes ass like Nainoa just said :D Make a movie and post it :p

lol. No thanks....I want to keep all my teeth.

[One More Time]

Well... For the record... I had taken Kempo and TKD before the MMA thing had any heat.

I compare TKD to the straight up street fights and brawls I've been in... In which it's completely impractical.

I used to take karate when younger, so I do know a little. Got into a fight, and didn't use any of it..lulz. All I could think was...I am going to tear off your f***ing head. I won though :)

[Nainoa]

I used to take karate when younger, so I do know a little. Got into a fight, and didn't use any of it..lulz. All I could think was...I am going to tear off your f***ing head. I won though :)

Yeah... There are a couple of moves I've used in ABSOLUTELY the PERFECT scenario...

Such as this white belt hip toss in TKD... And a Kempo Elbow Grip...

But for the most part... It still always comes down to the basics... Reach, weight, will, hit mentality (Which is HUGE) leverage etc...

I've had a lot of fights against guys who "Knew" way more moves than me... And if they'd been my size, they would have handed me my ass...

But they couldn't maintain any hold, because I'd just power out of it.

Or even like the one guy who had me in a choke hold I could not break... But I was still able to stand up... And bash him backwards into a wall...

*****

When it comes to TKD... The thing I use it for most... Is Ice Fishing...

There are some Back kicks that are excellent for breaking the skirting loose on the fish house... Taking out blocks, jack stands and such...

[GREENFEATHER]

LOL @ the hate on TKD

Using TKD is like bringing a knife to a gun fight. Unless you're extremely quick, like Bruce Lee quick, it's a waste of time. Learn Judo, Ju Jitsu or any other discipline but that one. I'd love to go back to learning, but there isn't an instructor nearby that's worth a good squirt of dog piss.


I just think there's alot of debate period of one-dimensional training because it's benchmarked automatically against MMA.

Everybody has a view on everything.

At one time or another you'll see this

Boxing Sucks......he'd get whooped in wrastlin
Wrestling Sucks.......he'd get KO'd before he could take me down
TKD Sucks.......I could get past the kicks
etc...etc....etc...

I'm waiting until a few SF guys get into that ring that have serious issues and really fuk someone up BAD. Mark my words, it will happen, with these guys coming in from Iraq or Afghanistan, it's gonna happen sooner or later.


I used to take karate when younger, so I do know a little. Got into a fight, and didn't use any of it..lulz. All I could think was...I am going to tear off your f***ing head. I won though :)
Winning really is everything and I don't care what path you take to achieve said objective. ;) I had a guy bite me in a bar fight one night and I damned near ripped his nuts and pen0r loose from their moorings. You ought to see the colors a man turns when you're twisting his manhood like a washcloth through a pair of sweatpants to get him to let go of your arm with his teeth. :eek: I must have hit him in the face 10 times, I know I broke his nose and he still wouldn't let go so I had to use that Ace.

[One More Time]

Winning really is everything and I don't care what path you take to achieve said objective. ;) I had a guy bite me in a bar fight one night and I damned near ripped his nuts and pen0r loose from their moorings. You ought to see the colors a man turns when you're twisting his manhood like a washcloth through a pair of sweatpants to get him to let go of your arm with his teeth. :eek: I must have hit him in the face 10 times, I know I broke his nose and he still wouldn't let go so I had to use that Ace.

lol. He bit you? Glad you kicked his arse.

[GREENFEATHER]

lol. He bit you? Glad you kicked his arse.

The guy was like an alligator, I couldn't break his lock on my arms for anything until I grabbed his **** and started twisting. He spit my arm out, grabbed his nuts and I proceeded to give him the rest of the ass beating he deserved.

[Nainoa]

The guy was like an alligator, I couldn't break his lock on my arms for anything until I grabbed his **** and started twisting. He spit my arm out, grabbed his nuts and I proceeded to give him the rest of the ass beating he deserved.

LOL...

It's like we've lived parallel lives...

I had this guy once... I was wrestling around with my buddys... Was Early 20's or something... And just horsing around... All of a sudden this fat dude smashed his face onto my hand/fist...

Then freaks out, like I punched him in the face. (I would find out later that I was "The other Man" to his girlfriend... But I had no idea... She was just some chick I was dating and banging.)

All of a sudden it's just me and him... He's got me on the ground, and bites my upper trap... like he was a f@g vampire...

I actually managed to jam my thumb up into his adams apple... To no avail...

So for the first and only time in my life... I went balls...

Dude let go... I punched him three times in the mouth... Split the skin on my knuckles... But I also split his lip the long way... From Corner to corner... When he opened his mouth, he got nothing but a heap of shreaded bloody meat from his own inner, upper lip.

He left and went to go see his girlfriend... Who later called me to tell me it was over between us...

Whew!

[storm1507]

Good morning ramblers...fantastic weather here for a couple of days. :D

http://i318.photobucket.com/albums/mm415/storm1507/047.jpg

[jwdjrs]

Good morning ramblers...fantastic weather here for a couple of days. :D

http://i318.photobucket.com/albums/mm415/storm1507/047.jpg
Same here, but the wind will knock you down

[Nainoa]

Holy Christ...

Wife is out with her mother today... So I jumped on the whole re-organize and modify the walk in closet area...

Goddam was that stupid...

Holy **** does my wife own A LOT more shoes than I was aware of...
WTF?

And the tops...

22 total feet of Closet poles... Completely JAMMED to the brim.

*****

I can't believe you guys didn't try to stop me before I started this!
:mad:






;)
:D

[jwdjrs]

Holy Christ...

Wife is out with her mother today... So I jumped on the whole re-organize and modify the walk in closet area...

Goddam was that stupid...

Holy **** does my wife own A LOT more shoes than I was aware of...
WTF?

And the tops...

22 total feet of Closet poles... Completely JAMMED to the brim.

*****

I can't believe you guys didn't try to stop me before I started this!
:mad:






;)
:DHey Nainoa, Don't fukk with the closet :cool: That should only be done when you have a weeks vacation, or your wife is out of town so you can throw sh-t away :)

[pedobearu_aware]

Sup guise?





I got out on Lake Lanier for the first time this year (been away at school). All we got today was a 4 lb. spotted bass. Had quite a few bites but just didn't hook up. Going to take the boat out again tomorrow afternoon to see if we can't get a striper.

[Nainoa]

Hey Nainoa, Don't fukk with the closet :cool: That should only be done when you have a weeks vacation, or your wife is out of town so you can throw sh-t away :)

Well...

We gotta see,...

She's still not back yet to see what I have done...

On the one hand... She might **** a sharp clawed kitten over how I organized her clothes...

On the other hand... She might **** a sharp clawed kitten because the multiple new hanger rods I put up are so high that she's going to have to like ninja leap to get them...

Hmmm... Perhaps I shouldn't have hung all of that over my own head. (Wife is 5'3" with t-rex arms... And I'm almost 6'5" with gorilla long arms!)

[storm1507]

Good morning ramblers. Pretty good week here so far. We had our turkey banquet last night....I didn't win anything big this year.

http://i318.photobucket.com/albums/mm415/storm1507/012.jpg

More pics and story to follow...hopefully.

[jwdjrs]

Good morning ramblers. Pretty good week here so far. We had our turkey banquet last night....I didn't win anything big this year.

http://i318.photobucket.com/albums/mm415/storm1507/012.jpg

More pics and story to follow...hopefully.Morning neighbor........looks like we may have some storms move through later on today

[Nainoa]

Good morning ramblers. Pretty good week here so far. We had our turkey banquet last night....I didn't win anything big this year.

http://i318.photobucket.com/albums/mm415/storm1507/012.jpg

More pics and story to follow...hopefully.

Is he paper trained yet?

Might be tough getting that one completely house broken!

:D

[jwdjrs]

Morning guys.....wacky weather here yesterday, tornado warnings all around us, turned out sunny and nice late in the afternoon

[PLANETGETLOW]

Morning all.......

[MISSINGLINK]

Morning guys.....wacky weather here yesterday, tornado warnings all around us, turned out sunny and nice late in the afternoon

Good morning. Tornados about 5 miles from our house. Freaky!

[PLANETGETLOW]

We're in a winter storm warning. Expecting between 5 to 10 inches of snow :mad:

[Mindripper]

We're in a winter storm warning. Expecting between 5 to 10 inches of snow :mad:


Snowing here right now... Was 46 yesterday. Me and my son went for a long bike ride and got to enjoy the sun.

[jason_bh]

Going to get up to the low 80's over the next few days here. :p

[saaltydog]

Going to get up to the low 80's over the next few days here. :p

Lucky you, It's back down to the 40's here this week. We did get a nice weekend it got up to almost 70.

[Mindripper]

Going to get up to the low 80's over the next few days here. :p


Negged...

[Chipman]

Morning guys, rainy and thunder showers here all day.

Anyone ever sold cars privately? I think all you have to do is sign over the title in front of a notary but not sure.
We inherited a 2002 Sierra with 8000 miles on it and a 1996 Cadillac deville with 20,000 on it. The blue book says they are worth 5k each but I think they should be worth more. I mean they are almost new miles wise.
Any ideas on how to get the most for them?

[jwdjrs]

Morning guys, rainy and thunder showers here all day.

Anyone ever sold cars privately? I think all you have to do is sign over the title in front of a notary but not sure.
We inherited a 2002 Sierra with 8000 miles on it and a 1996 Cadillac deville with 20,000 on it. The blue book says they are worth 5k each but I think they should be worth more. I mean they are almost new miles wise.
Any ideas on how to get the most for them?I would think that the 2002 Sierra with ''only'' 8000 miles, would be worth more than 5,000

[saaltydog]

Morning guys, rainy and thunder showers here all day.

Anyone ever sold cars privately? I think all you have to do is sign over the title in front of a notary but not sure.
We inherited a 2002 Sierra with 8000 miles on it and a 1996 Cadillac deville with 20,000 on it. The blue book says they are worth 5k each but I think they should be worth more. I mean they are almost new miles wise.
Any ideas on how to get the most for them?

From what I remembered when I was 18 all I did was go to the Notary and the guy signed over the papers to me. I then registered it and got it insured.

Be careful though you may need to pay taxes on the vehicles depending on the laws and their value.

[PLANETGETLOW]

Snowing here right now... Was 46 yesterday. Me and my son went for a long bike ride and got to enjoy the sun.
Damn......that's the part of this time of year I CAN'T STAND!!

Going to get up to the low 80's over the next few days here. :p
:mad:

Negged...

:D :D

[Chipman]

I would think that the 2002 Sierra with ''only'' 8000 miles, would be worth more than 5,000
I checked it again I was wrong it is worth 8k.
I guess I will have to forget about the milage thing and just look at it like a used vehicle.

[fitnessman]

Negged...

Double negged.

[jason_bh]

Negged...


Lucky you, It's back down to the 40's here this week. We did get a nice weekend it got up to almost 70.




:mad:





Double negged.

U guys MAD? :D



The wife and I have a weekend planned at the beach within the next few weeks. :p

[PLANETGETLOW]

Double negged.


U guys MAD? :D



The wife and I have a weekend planned at the beach within the next few weeks. :p

^^ Admin and Mod negs :D

[saaltydog]

U guys MAD? :D



The wife and I have a weekend planned at the beach within the next few weeks. :p

Yeah I'm mad. What beach are you going to? I miss it down there in Florida.

Up here when I go to the beach the water is freezing. Even in July you can't enjoy a nice swim because the water is in the high 50's. Well at least that's how it's been on Long Beach Island the past few years. I used to remember it being warmer.

[jason_bh]

^^ Admin and Mod negs :D

They're negs won't bother me. I will just go outside, lie in the hammock, and enjoy this beautiful weather that we are having will thinking about the weather else where and just snicker. :D



*waits for the real negz to come over*

[jwdjrs]

I checked it again I was wrong it is worth 8k.
I guess I will have to forget about the milage thing and just look at it like a used vehicle.The low mileage would be the reason that it should sell for more, Was it garage kept ?? If so it should still be like new

[PLANETGETLOW]

They're negs won't bother me. I will just go outside, lie in the hammock, and enjoy this beautiful weather that we are having will thinking about the weather else where and just snicker. :D



*waits for the real negz to come over*

I won't see warmth like that for about 3 months and it'll only last about 2 if that.

[jason_bh]

Yeah I'm mad. What beach are you going to? I miss it down there in Florida.

Up here when I go to the beach the water is freezing. Even in July you can't enjoy a nice swim because the water is in the high 50's. Well at least that's how it's been on Long Beach Island the past few years. I used to remember it being warmer.


We are going to be going down to Daytona Beach. A little over an hours drive for us.

Last year we stayed on Crescent Beach (St Augustine) for a week.


I won't see warmth like that for about 3 months and it'll only last about 2 if that.

We usually get one last freeze in March and then it really warms up. I believe that we have had the last of our cold weather for a while. That's the nice thing about living in FL. The bad thing is the heat that's right around the corner and Hurricanes.

[jwdjrs]

We are going to be going down to Daytona Beach. A little over an hours drive for us.

Last year we stayed on Crescent Beach (St Augustine) for a week.



I've been to Daytona around 6 times I think

[Chipman]

The low mileage would be the reason that it should sell for more, Was it garage kept ?? If so it should still be like new

Both kept in a garage and used only for trips to the doctor and church. The truck looks like you just bought it off the lot.
I think I am going to bump both of them 1500 over the blue book and go for that. If not I will insure them and drag them out n the pasture and start a grass fire.

[storm1507]

Good morning ramblers. Fishing for me later this week even though it is going to turn a littler cooler.

I will be posting some bear pics in my journal this week. I don't know if I will get the time to get them all here. So if your interested stop by.

[saaltydog]

Last year we stayed on Crescent Beach (St Augustine) for a week.


Did you visit the St. Augustine lighthouse? Ghost Hunters from SciFi went there and found some crazy stuff going on. I would love to go down there and visit St. Augustine.

[jason_bh]

I've been to Daytona around 6 times I think

Daytona is pretty nice. I prefer the beaches around St Augustine though just because they are closer and less crowded.

I've been to Daytona several times (mostly during Spring Break) and had lot's of fun. But now I really don't like to be around the Spring Break crowd or the Bike Week crowd.


Did you visit the St. Augustine lighthouse? Ghost Hunters from SciFi went there and found some crazy stuff going on. I would love to go down there and visit St. Augustine.

I've been there a couple of times when I was much younger. Never heard anything about that lighthouse being haunted. They do have a 'ghost tour' to the old jail that's in St Augustine around October. May do it year round now.

[saaltydog]

I've been there a couple of times when I was much younger. Never heard anything about that lighthouse being haunted. They do have a 'ghost tour' to the old jail that's in St Augustine around October. May do it year round now.

Yeah it was probably one of their best episodes. They had so much stuff happening there that they decided to go back and visit the light house a second time. I'm not a big believer in ghost or anything but they did have some great footage.

They have clips on youtube but it's hard to see the evidence since youtube doesn't have the best quality.

[jason_bh]

Yeah it was probably one of their best episodes. They had so much stuff happening there that they decided to go back and visit the light house a second time. I'm not a big believer in ghost or anything but they did have some great footage.

They have clips on youtube but it's hard to see the evidence since youtube doesn't have the best quality.

I will have to check it out.

St Augustine is one of those cities that I am sure they could do a whole season on. Being the oldest city in the US, it is full of stories. There's so many old buildings and relics around. There's the 'Old Fort', jail, lighthouse, Fountain of Youth, there's a bunch of old shops grouped together that you can walk through, and a lot more.

[jwdjrs]

Daytona is pretty nice. I prefer the beaches around St Augustine though just because they are closer and less crowded.

I've been to Daytona several times (mostly during Spring Break) and had lot's of fun. But now I really don't like to be around the Spring Break crowd or the Bike Week crowd.

I went to Ft Walton beach back in October, loved it !! Hardly any traffic

[Mindripper]

I went to Ft Walton beach back in October, loved it !! Hardly any traffic

I was in Destin, Florida over Christmas and it was quite nice. Traffic wasn't too bad and the beaches were nice.

GF's parents live in Niceville.

[saaltydog]

I will have to check it out.

St Augustine is one of those cities that I am sure they could do a whole season on. Being the oldest city in the US, it is full of stories. There's so many old buildings and relics around. There's the 'Old Fort', jail, lighthouse, Fountain of Youth, there's a bunch of old shops grouped together that you can walk through, and a lot more.

Sounds like a great place to visit. I love old towns and building like that with great ghost stories. I even made a trip up to Boston and Salem to visit some of the old buildings and do some ghost tours. I might have to make a trip to St. Augustine because it sounds like it would be a lot of fun. I haven't been to Florida in a few years so I'm about due for a trip.

[jwdjrs]

I was in Destin, Florida over Christmas and it was quite nice. Traffic wasn't too bad and the beaches were nice.

GF's parents live in Niceville.
I think they are around 5 miles from each other

[fitnessman]

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[saaltydog]

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haha If that was made into a movie I would actually go see it. It could be full of lulz.

[jason_bh]

Sounds like a great place to visit. I love old towns and building like that with great ghost stories. I even made a trip up to Boston and Salem to visit some of the old buildings and do some ghost tours. I might have to make a trip to St. Augustine because it sounds like it would be a lot of fun. I haven't been to Florida in a few years so I'm about due for a trip.

I've live about an hour away from St Augustine my whole life. I love the place. I've been to about everywhere you can go there and still love going back to visit those places.

The Old Fort used to be really nice. But now they have closed off a good bit of it.

If you are ever in the area, I highly recommend visiting there for at least a week.

I wouldn't mind going up to Salem to visit myself.


I was in Destin, Florida over Christmas and it was quite nice. Traffic wasn't too bad and the beaches were nice.

GF's parents live in Niceville.

The beaches out in the Panhandle are really nice.


I went to Ft Walton beach back in October, loved it !! Hardly any traffic

Never been there. I've been to Panama City and almost planned to go out to that area this time for our 'Beach Trip'. Maybe next year I will plan on a week out in the Panhandle.

[saaltydog]

I've live about an hour away from St Augustine my whole life. I love the place. I've been to about everywhere you can go there and still love going back to visit those places.

The Old Fort used to be really nice. But now they have closed off a good bit of it.

If you are ever in the area, I highly recommend visiting there for at least a week.

I wouldn't mind going up to Salem to visit myself.


Lucky you. I was born in Key West when my dad was stationed in the Navy there. However we moved away when I was 3 so I didn't get to grow up in Florida, which I would of loved.

I was actually disappointed with Salem. It is a small town with nothing really there. Yet they managed to bulldoze everything and make a bunch of parking garages. So most of the buildings from that era have been torn down. The only building left was a house from one of the judges of the trial. They also had all these witch stores where they sell witch crap.

I went there in June so maybe that had something to do with it. Maybe during Halloween they have decorations and more stuff going on. The only thing that I really liked there was The House Of Seven Gables.

Boston on the other hand is a great city. Lost of history, old buildings, and ghost stories. I do recommend visiting. It is one of the nicest big cities I have ever been to.

[jwdjrs]

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[Nainoa]

They're negs won't bother me. I will just go outside, lie in the hammock, and enjoy this beautiful weather that we are having will thinking about the weather else where and just snicker. :D



*waits for the real negz to come over*

Well... I have much more powerful things than Negs...

Don't make me use my way with words to make you doubt your prowess as a man, father, husband, lover and do it yourself plumber.

Now go strip down to your boxer shorts, go stand in a walk in freezer and think about what you've done!

;)
:D

[Nainoa]

Daytona is pretty nice. I prefer the beaches around St Augustine though just because they are closer and less crowded.

I've been to Daytona several times (mostly during Spring Break) and had lot's of fun. But now I really don't like to be around the Spring Break crowd or the Bike Week crowd.



I've been there a couple of times when I was much younger. Never heard anything about that lighthouse being haunted. They do have a 'ghost tour' to the old jail that's in St Augustine around October. May do it year round now.

In my various travels I accidentally ended up in Daytona During Bike week...

For my traveling companions it was quite an eye opener...

For me... Meh...

I have this bizare knack for Accidentally ending up at Biker Rallies...

I must have been a biker in my past life or something...

But after the time I ended up in Spear Fish at age 14... And walked over the hill to find the Sturgis Rally...

It's been like Biker Rallys and Biker Bars are just trying to lure me in.

[Chipman]

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Now I know why you always shoot them in the head..No head no head.

[jason_bh]

Well... I have much more powerful things than Negs...

Don't make me use my way with words to make you doubt your prowess as a man, father, husband, lover and do it yourself plumber.

Now go strip down to your boxer shorts, go stand in a walk in freezer and think about what you've done!

;)
:D

I am already in my boxers anyways, sniffing printed out posts from the Rambling Thread and watching a Youtube video about Zombies.



:D

[saaltydog]

I am already in my boxers anyways, sniffing printed out posts from the Rambling Thread and watching a Youtube video about Zombies.



:D

That makes two of us.

[fitnessman]

I am already in my boxers anyways, sniffing printed out posts from the Rambling Thread and watching a Youtube video about Zombies.



:D

Pssssssh! Sounds like my every day.


At work.

[Nainoa]

I am already in my boxers anyways, sniffing printed out posts from the Rambling Thread and watching a Youtube video about Zombies.



:D

Damn... Sounds like your office has a pretty laid back policy for "Casual Monday!"

[jason_bh]

Pssssssh! Sounds like my every day.


At work.

Can you get me a job there?



Damn... Sounds like your office has a pretty laid back policy for "Casual Monday!"

Yeah, I use the poorly written 'dress code' as a way to wear what I want.

[fitnessman]

Planning pig fest 09.

Who's coming?

[PLANETGETLOW]

Planning pig fest 09.

Who's coming?

Pickle Pigs Feet!!

[Nainoa]

I won't see warmth like that for about 3 months and it'll only last about 2 if that.

Well this coming storm might be a blessing in disquise...

You always need a bitter evil storm like this in Early March, if you're going to have a Good Late April and Early May...

Another good sign is to look at Pierre South Dakota... Which is where we get our spring air from...

They're only getting knicked by this storm, and their snow pack is set to melt.

It's by no means a lock yet... But we have a "Chance" of this being a nice spring!

*****

Or maybe I'm just hoping really hard because I just planted 98 tomatoes yesterday!
:eek:

[fitnessman]

Pickle Pigs Feet!!

Nope whole pig! 3rd annual!

[PLANETGETLOW]

Well this coming storm might be a blessing in disquise...

You always need a bitter evil storm like this in Early March, if you're going to have a Good Late April and Early May...

Another good sign is to look at Pierre South Dakota... Which is where we get our spring air from...

They're only getting knicked by this storm, and their snow pack is set to melt.

It's by no means a lock yet... But we have a "Chance" of this being a nice spring!

*****

Or maybe I'm just hoping really hard because I just planted 98 tomatoes yesterday!
:eek:
Well, it's coming. I don't expect the snow/cold weather to be out of the region until late May.

The only thing I don't like about March/April snow is that it's HEAVY!!


Nope whole pig! 3rd annual!

Damn I wish......

[saaltydog]

Nope whole pig! 3rd annual!

Nothing better then pig skin/fat off a whole roasted pig.

[fitnessman]

Nothing better then pig skin/fat off a whole roasted pig.

I leave the skin on.

[PLANETGETLOW]

It puts the lotion on the skin

[Nainoa]

Planning pig fest 09.

Who's coming?

Hey I would love to... I'd even help prepare the sides... But there's this whole problem of Airfare and something to wear.

[Nainoa]

I leave the skin on.

Yeah no ****...

Crispy pig skin FTMFW!

[fitnessman]

Hey I would love to... I'd even help prepare the sides... But there's this whole problem of Airfare and something to wear.

Camo thongs are to be provided.

[Nainoa]

Well, it's coming. I don't expect the snow/cold weather to be out of the region until late May.

The only thing I don't like about March/April snow is that it's HEAVY!!



Damn I wish......

LOL... @ Late May...

It's not that bad up by you!

Christ I'll be planting my tomatoes on the day after Mother's day!

[Nainoa]

Camo thongs are to be provided.

Yeah that's what I meant... When I said "Something to Wear" I was referring to you!

You've got a pretty long history of "less than" or "Stranger than" Normal clothing options!

[saaltydog]

Camo thongs are to be provided.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/9356/ffffp.jpg

[fitnessman]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/9356/ffffp.jpg

Too much pink!

Only want them to be a little homo!

[storm1507]

When is the pigfest Fitty?

I'm getting dangerously close to be able to go watch Carl at the Northern KY show Sat. :) Hope it works out.

[saaltydog]

Too much pink!

Only want them to be a little homo!

They are good for hunting in though. You want to make sure you can be seen.

[fitnessman]

When is the pigfest Fitty?

I'm getting dangerously close to be able to go watch Carl at the Northern KY show Sat. :) Hope it works out.

July. trying to pick a date where most can attend.

[jwdjrs]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/9356/ffffp.jpghttp://shinymedia.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/21/daz_mankini_2.jpg

[fitnessman]

http://shinymedia.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/21/daz_mankini_2.jpg

You're looking good Jerry!

*no homo*

[Nainoa]

You're looking good Jerry!

*no homo*

Yeah really... Just need a little manscaping!

[MISSINGLINK]

http://shinymedia.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/21/daz_mankini_2.jpg



Was this really necessary? :p

[Nainoa]

Was this really necessary? :p

Yes Jerry.
Just for that I'm going to use my weather summoning powers to call down a massive arctic cold front upon your sacred lands!

[jason_bh]

Was this really necessary? :p

You have a problem with that?

:mad:

[jwdjrs]

Yes Jerry.
Just for that I'm going to use my weather summoning powers to call down a massive arctic cold front upon your sacred lands!Looks like I'm in the market for a new refrigerator/freezer, the ice storm fukked ours up I guess, when the power came back on after 19 days, the freezer wouldn't work and the fridge just barely gets cool :(

[fitnessman]

Looks like I'm in the market for a new refrigerator/freezer, the ice storm fukked ours up I guess, when the power came back on after 19 days, the freezer wouldn't work and the fridge just barely gets cool :(

Make sure you get a bigger freezer! Never enough room for bodies!

[jwdjrs]

Make sure you get a bigger freezer! Never enough room for bodies!I have a big outside freezer, that my uncle gave me when he bought a new one. I actually just got off the phone with a guy, about possibly getting a hog killed :)

My dad and I did that about 10 years ago, was some of the best ''spicy'' sausage I ever ate (no freakin homo)

[Nainoa]

Looks like I'm in the market for a new refrigerator/freezer, the ice storm fukked ours up I guess, when the power came back on after 19 days, the freezer wouldn't work and the fridge just barely gets cool :(

Did it smell bad (Chemical wise)

My "guess" would be that you lost seal or somethin caused you to lose Freon pressure. (Parents used to work in a freezer factory.)

When's the last time you vaccumed the compressor?

[Nainoa]

Make sure you get a bigger freezer! Never enough room for bodies!

Sigh...

How many times do we have to go over this...

Rent: Wood Chipper

Watch: The Movie Fargo


You can't possibly miss the scene that will illuminate the solution to your problems.

[saaltydog]

Sigh...

How many times do we have to go over this...

Rent: Wood Chipper

Watch: The Movie Fargo


You can't possibly miss the scene that will illuminate the solution to your problems.

I actually saw a Dateline or 48 hours mystery where a guy took a wood chipper up to a bridge and put his wife through it. It shot all her remains in the river and he drove off.

[fitnessman]

Sigh...

How many times do we have to go over this...

Rent: Wood Chipper

Watch: The Movie Fargo


You can't possibly miss the scene that will illuminate the solution to your problems.


Old school Italian here.

[saaltydog]

Old school Italian here.

Cinder block + Bodybag + River

[Nainoa]

I actually saw a Dateline or 48 hours mystery where a guy took a wood chipper up to a bridge and put his wife through it. It shot all her remains in the river and he drove off.

Oh yeah... That's how we get rid of our dead up here... I mean what else are you going to do with a body in the winter time when the ground's frozen?

My parents even included in their will which river/lake they wanted to be "Chippered Into."

[Nainoa]

Old school Italian here.

Hey speaking of Italian...

I planted some Heirloom tomatoes yesterday that came originally from Italy...

[Chipman]

Anyone remember a week or so ago when the ice fishing guys all floated away on the ice. I know they got them off but did they somehow get their equipment off the ice?

[fitnessman]

Anyone remember a week or so ago when the ice fishing guys all floated away on the ice. I know they got them off but did they somehow get their equipment off the ice?


On Erie they will get you. The stuff stays.

[Chipman]

On Erie they will get you. The stuff stays.
That would suck cause I saw a couple of those small track vehicles. I think they call the sno-cats or something. That would have to be some serious money going ker-plunk. Wonder how your insurance company would handle that?

[saaltydog]

Yeah I think their **** got left behind. No sense in using the manpower and resources to bring their vehicles and gear back.

[Nainoa]

Cinder block + Bodybag + River

WTF?

River is the last place you want to put a full body into... The current will accelerate the break down of connective tissue after the Flora in the Gut
"Pops."

You need deep, still, cold water...

That's why you wrap a Body in an old carpet... Secured with Duct Tape and Nylong rope...

Make sure you tie a double ring-shank not in that rope or it will come back to bite you.

Then you have to find a troller guide service on Lake Superior that doesn't ask a lot of questions.

Some places, if you pay double the day rate, and have your USCG certificate, will let you just Rent one of their boats privately...

Which is a lot better, than lugging 2 massive duffle bags with you!

Once she's in the water and on the way down...

Pfft no problems...

The Cold at the deepest parts of superior inhibits bacterial growth, so you don't have to deal that that whole floating problem!

[Chipman]

Yeah I think their **** got left behind. No sense in using the manpower and resources to bring their vehicles and gear back.
Yep, I think one time would be enough for me. Of course I don't know all sides of the story.

[Nainoa]

That would suck cause I saw a couple of those small track vehicles. I think they call the sno-cats or something. That would have to be some serious money going ker-plunk. Wonder how your insurance company would handle that?

The deal in MN at least... Is unless you pay extra into your insurance company for it... The instant you put any piece of property on the ice all insurance on it becomes null and void.

[jwdjrs]

When's the last time you vaccumed the compressor?Never

[Nainoa]

Never

If that thing is over 10 years old...

"Well... There's your problem!"

Vaccuming the Compressor is to your Fridge/Freezer what changing your oil is to your car.

[jwdjrs]

If that thing is over 10 years old...

"Well... There's your problem!"

Vaccuming the Compressor is to your Fridge/Freezer what changing your oil is to your car.We moved in July 4th weekend 1998

[Dedicatedforlife]

Arnold was great, met lots of good people. Checked out Barley's for the first time, pretty good!

[Nainoa]

Arnold was great, met lots of good people. Checked out Barley's for the first time, pretty good!

Hey DFL...

Nice 2 See ya...

Just the other day I was thinking about you...

Wondered if you got a gastic bi-pass or something
;0
:D

[Nainoa]

We moved in July 4th weekend 1998

I would call a repair man and see what he thinks... My guess is you've been beating that compressor like a rented mule, and the prolonged power outtage finally put 2 in it's head...

Sometimes the cost of a compressor repair and recharge is less than a replacement... so price both before proceeding on either.

[One More Time]

Getting my $400 back :). I received a confirmation email this morning after a nice HEATED discussion.

[PLANETGETLOW]

Getting my $400 back :). I received a confirmation email this morning after a nice HEATED discussion.

About what?

[One More Time]

About what?

A mortgage company tried to screw me out of it after I cancelled the deal in less than 24hrs.

[GREENFEATHER]

Going to get up to the low 80's over the next few days here. :p


Negged...


Double negged.


U guys MAD? :D


You keep that **** up and I'ma neg you in person, I have business in Homestead the end of the week. Keep your fingers crossed, Rob might become a big time tropical fish farmer. This is the break I've been waiting for since I was a kid, my own tropical fish farm FTMFW!!


Pssssssh! Sounds like my every day.

At work.

Why do I not doubt that? :D


Make sure you get a bigger freezer! Never enough room for bodies!

Why do you think I have that walkin freezer? My hogs can't deal with more than 1 body a week and I'm out of places to bury them. :eek:


Cinder block + Bodybag + River


On Erie they will get you. The stuff stays.


If you're going to go that route, dump them in the ocean ALIVE. ;) Sharks just love fresh foodz. ;)

[GREENFEATHER]

http://www.extremefood.com/shop/home.php?cat=1

[PLANETGETLOW]

A mortgage company tried to screw me out of it after I cancelled the deal in less than 24hrs.

LOL...probably the only $400 they've seen in a while.

[Chipman]

LOL...probably the only $400 they've seen in a while.

This recession is going to thin down the herds of real estate people. The ones left will morph into Veloci-realtors. I pity anyone wanting to buy 5 years from now.

[jwdjrs]

I would call a repair man and see what he thinks... My guess is you've been beating that compressor like a rented mule, and the prolonged power outtage finally put 2 in it's head...

Sometimes the cost of a compressor repair and recharge is less than a replacement... so price both before proceeding on either.
I promise I will do that, Thanks buddy

[saaltydog]

Morning everyone I need to get some coffee.

[jwdjrs]

Morning everyone I need to get some coffee.Me too :)

[PLANETGETLOW]

Morning all......we're in another storm watch. All schools and most businesses canceled. Expected to get anywhere between 10 and 20 inches of snow :mad: :mad:

That big mass is heading right over where we live.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2zplbop.jpg

The good news is that after 2 days we'll be back in the 30's

[MISSINGLINK]

Morning all......we're in another storm watch. All schools and most businesses canceled. Expected to get anywhere between 10 and 20 inches of snow :mad: :mad:

That big mass is heading right over where we live.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2zplbop.jpg

The good news is that after 2 days we'll be back in the 30's

Holy Shnikies!!!!

[saaltydog]

Me too :)

Mine is in the freezer right now. I'm waiting for it to cool down so I can make some ice coffee.

[saaltydog]

Holy Shnikies!!!!

I'm so glad the snow is done here for the year. I'm ready to move onto the Spring.

[PLANETGETLOW]

I'm so glad the snow is done here for the year. I'm ready to move onto the Spring.

I'm ready for summer......we typically don't get a spring.

[saaltydog]

I'm ready for summer......we typically don't get a spring.

That's one thing that I like about where I live. We get all 4 seasons. We can get 100+ days in the summer and -5 degree days in the winter. Both fall and spring are beautiful here.

When one season is ending I'm about ready for the next season to begin so it works out for me.

[MISSINGLINK]

I'm so glad the snow is done here for the year. I'm ready to move onto the Spring.

Where I live (NW OHIO/SE MICHIGAN) you never know when the snow will end. I think you are safe only when it is 90 and in July.

[jason_bh]

You keep that **** up and I'ma neg you in person, I have business in Homestead the end of the week. Keep your fingers crossed, Rob might become a big time tropical fish farmer. This is the break I've been waiting for since I was a kid, my own tropical fish farm FTMFW!!



Morning all......we're in another storm watch. All schools and most businesses canceled. Expected to get anywhere between 10 and 20 inches of snow :mad: :mad:

That big mass is heading right over where we live.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2zplbop.jpg

The good news is that after 2 days we'll be back in the 30's



Ahem...

http://pnsdigital.com/weather/widget_images/Jacksonville/pns_daypart_6am_470_268_090310120010.jpeg

[PLANETGETLOW]

Ahem...

http://pnsdigital.com/weather/widget_images/Jacksonville/pns_daypart_6am_470_268_090310120010.jpeg

Sickening

[jason_bh]

Sickening

Indeed it is.

[Mindripper]

Ahem...

http://pnsdigital.com/weather/widget_images/Jacksonville/pns_daypart_6am_470_268_090310120010.jpeg


Negged again :D

[jason_bh]

Negged again :D

I'll be red before too long.

Darn FL weather.

[fitnessman]

I'll be red before too long.
.

That time of month?

[jason_bh]

That time of month?

Yeah. But I don't like to mention that out in public. :o

But I trust in what is said in the Ramble stays in the Ramble.




:D

[Dedicatedforlife]

Hey DFL...

Nice 2 See ya...

Just the other day I was thinking about you...

Wondered if you got a gastic bi-pass or something
;0
:D

LMAO

Not yet ;)

[MISSINGLINK]

Ahem...

http://pnsdigital.com/weather/widget_images/Jacksonville/pns_daypart_6am_470_268_090310120010.jpeg

Stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[One More Time]

Ahem...

http://pnsdigital.com/weather/widget_images/Jacksonville/pns_daypart_6am_470_268_090310120010.jpeg

FTW.

80's here today too :D

[Nainoa]

Morning all......we're in another storm watch. All schools and most businesses canceled. Expected to get anywhere between 10 and 20 inches of snow :mad: :mad:

That big mass is heading right over where we live.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2zplbop.jpg

The good news is that after 2 days we'll be back in the 30's

Yeah it's kind of funny how that storm redirected at the last second...

It originally had a bullseye painted on me...

And I was all like "Pffft... Bring it!"

Then the last forecast model has it dropping 4-8 on me and 12-16 on you.

*****

It's all that crying you do about the weather...

What you have to realize is that it's just like a Horror Movie...

And you're the blonde girl who's crying under the bed... And the big Evil Zombie Hears you, and knows where you are from all your crying sounds.

And now look... He's going to go up there, fondle your hot rack, impregnate you with Zombie babies and kill you!

;)
:D

******

On the brightside... Thanks to the cold dome of air you had yesterday you should have pretty dry snow... Where as I... Who was in the humid low 40's yesterday... My snow will be concrete heavy!

[jwdjrs]

http://i42.tinypic.com/akityw.jpg

[Nainoa]

Ahem...

http://pnsdigital.com/weather/widget_images/Jacksonville/pns_daypart_6am_470_268_090310120010.jpeg


There's this thing called "Google"

Go there... Type in "Karma"

And then this August and September... When it's perfect weather up here... And this La Nina Pattern (Exactly like 2005) is blasting hurricanes up your pink little poop shoot...

You rememeber this day... And you remember that Nainoa said "You asked for it!"

[Nainoa]

On the Bright side... PGL and I are on the "Good Side" of the storm...

Once this system hits the great lakes and picks up the moisture she's so starved for... She's going to do Evil **** to Michigan and Points East.

[PLANETGETLOW]

Yeah it's kind of funny how that storm redirected at the last second...

It originally had a bullseye painted on me...

And I was all like "Pffft... Bring it!"

Then the last forecast model has it dropping 4-8 on me and 12-16 on you.

*****

It's all that crying you do about the weather...

What you have to realize is that it's just like a Horror Movie...

And you're the blonde girl who's crying under the bed... And the big Evil Zombie Hears you, and knows where you are from all your crying sounds.

And now look... He's going to go up there, fondle your hot rack, impregnate you with Zombie babies and kill you!

;)
:D

******

On the brightside... Thanks to the cold dome of air you had yesterday you should have pretty dry snow... Where as I... Who was in the humid low 40's yesterday... My snow will be concrete heavy!
Ahahaha, no doubt. I try not to bitch too much about it. This time of year starts getting tough for me though because it warms up, melts snow off, them BLAMO.......more snow.



http://i42.tinypic.com/akityw.jpg

I needed that

[PLANETGETLOW]

On the Bright side... PGL and I are on the "Good Side" of the storm...

Once this system hits the great lakes and picks up the moisture she's so starved for... She's going to do Evil **** to Michigan and Points East.

No doubt, I was JUST thinkin about how this one is moving East. You should see people up here man, you'd think they never saw snow. Schools, work, business, all canceled. I'm like WTF, this is MINNESOTA!!

[Chipman]

Morning all
For any of you guys having to go through the sleep apnea horror or who will go through it in the future my best wishes. Last night was my second night of observation and the first night on the cpap machine.
My biggest bitch is I don't look like the other people that come in for the test. They are all fat and I am not. The doctor says it is all about genetitcs and the size of the neck. I think in a nice way he is saying I have a big fat Irish football player neck.
I just hope it helps because my life has been hell lately. I can't drive because I fall asleep at the wheel. Then I fall asleep whenever I sit down. Then I can be talking to you and suddenly reach out to pick something up that isn't there. I also hope it will make me stop hitting my wife. It is not my fault I just have dreams where I flail around.
What I can't figure out is at one time I was up around 250 and it didn't bother me and now at 200 hundred it is bothering me. Six months ago I was down to 180 and no problems so I am going to go back down to that weight as soon as possible and see what happens.

Rant over carry on.

[jason_bh]

There's this thing called "Google"

Go there... Type in "Karma"

And then this August and September... When it's perfect weather up here... And this La Nina Pattern (Exactly like 2005) is blasting hurricanes up your pink little poop shoot...

You rememeber this day... And you remember that Nainoa said "You asked for it!"



In the words of the Great Nainoa, "Pffft... Bring it!". I can do a Hurricane or 3 with no problem. Been there, done that.



N'rly. I hate Hurricanes.

[saaltydog]

Morning all
For any of you guys having to go through the sleep apnea horror or who will go through it in the future my best wishes. Last night was my second night of observation and the first night on the cpap machine.
My biggest bitch is I don't look like the other people that come in for the test. They are all fat and I am not. The doctor says it is all about genetitcs and the size of the neck. I think in a nice way he is saying I have a big fat Irish football player neck.
I just hope it helps because my life has been hell lately. I can't drive because I fall asleep at the wheel. Then I fall asleep whenever I sit down. Then I can be talking to you and suddenly reach out to pick something up that isn't there. I also hope it will make me stop hitting my wife. It is not my fault I just have dreams where I flail around.
What I can't figure out is at one time I was up around 250 and it didn't bother me and now at 200 hundred it is bothering me. Six months ago I was down to 180 and no problems so I am going to go back down to that weight as soon as possible and see what happens.

Rant over carry on.


I feel for you man.

I watched True Life on MTV about a guy who has sleep apnea. He has had over 5 surgeries. He was so bad that broke his jaw and pushed it forward to try and help him breath. They followed him through the operation and when they did the test after wards he showed no improvement. I felt horrible for the guy.

The guy was in good shape too. They just can't figure out whats wrong with him.

[jason_bh]

Morning all
For any of you guys having to go through the sleep apnea horror or who will go through it in the future my best wishes. Last night was my second night of observation and the first night on the cpap machine.
My biggest bitch is I don't look like the other people that come in for the test. They are all fat and I am not. The doctor says it is all about genetitcs and the size of the neck. I think in a nice way he is saying I have a big fat Irish football player neck.
I just hope it helps because my life has been hell lately. I can't drive because I fall asleep at the wheel. Then I fall asleep whenever I sit down. Then I can be talking to you and suddenly reach out to pick something up that isn't there. I also hope it will make me stop hitting my wife. It is not my fault I just have dreams where I flail around.
What I can't figure out is at one time I was up around 250 and it didn't bother me and now at 200 hundred it is bothering me. Six months ago I was down to 180 and no problems so I am going to go back down to that weight as soon as possible and see what happens.

Rant over carry on.



I need to get tested for that but I have been putting it off because I don't want to go through the whole ordeal. Back when I was overweight I would wake up in the middle of the night choking. Since I lost a lot of that weight I no longer have that problem, but I still feel like crap in the morning.

I know 4 people that have the cpap machines and they say that it changed their lives tremendously for the better.

[Nainoa]

Morning all
For any of you guys having to go through the sleep apnea horror or who will go through it in the future my best wishes. Last night was my second night of observation and the first night on the cpap machine.
My biggest bitch is I don't look like the other people that come in for the test. They are all fat and I am not. The doctor says it is all about genetitcs and the size of the neck. I think in a nice way he is saying I have a big fat Irish football player neck.
I just hope it helps because my life has been hell lately. I can't drive because I fall asleep at the wheel. Then I fall asleep whenever I sit down. Then I can be talking to you and suddenly reach out to pick something up that isn't there. I also hope it will make me stop hitting my wife. It is not my fault I just have dreams where I flail around.
What I can't figure out is at one time I was up around 250 and it didn't bother me and now at 200 hundred it is bothering me. Six months ago I was down to 180 and no problems so I am going to go back down to that weight as soon as possible and see what happens.

Rant over carry on.

Unfortunately... It seems that the soft pallet it kind of like tits on a fat woman... Even when they/you drop the weight... They still droop.

My Wife, who once looked like Lanny Barbie, is starting to put on weight and developing snorring issues that at times are starting to look like Apnea...

Luckily, things have been getting a little better for her in that regard...

And I'm even getting used to getting punched in the face!

[Chipman]

I need to get tested for that but I have been putting it off because I don't want to go through the whole ordeal. Back when I was overweight I would wake up in the middle of the night choking. Since I lost a lot of that weight I no longer have that problem, but I still feel like crap in the morning.

I know 4 people that have the cpap machines and they say that it changed their lives tremendously for the better.

You do sound like you need to be tested, don't wait till you go to sleep on the road and wake up headed straight for an over pass pyling. That's is what finally did it for me.

[Nainoa]

Ahahaha, no doubt. I try not to bitch too much about it. This time of year starts getting tough for me though because it warms up, melts snow off, them BLAMO.......more snow.




I needed that

See I'm okay with March...

I mean I just accept that it's going to do **** like this...

It's just like how women talk too much... If you told them to shut up all the time you'd never get laid in April or May!
;)

It's when we get to April and April is **** weather, that really drags me to hell.


But I think Winter isn't as hard on me, as I'm still pretty active in Dec thru Feb... Which tends to burn off a lot of the cabin fever angst.

[fitnessman]

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[Dedicatedforlife]

http://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee359/vinni34/ari.gif

That's Mean :o

[Savonadego]

July. trying to pick a date where most can attend.
not around the holiday!!!!

Anyone remember a week or so ago when the ice fishing guys all floated away on the ice. I know they got them off but did they somehow get their equipment off the ice?
they pay the guys with airboats as much as 3-500 bucks to go out and get their stuff back .....................one airboat sunk when it tried to get back up on the ice and got sideways with a quad on the front of it.........or you wait till the ice blows back together and go out and get it

On the Bright side... PGL and I are on the "Good Side" of the storm...

Once this system hits the great lakes and picks up the moisture she's so starved for... She's going to do Evil **** to Michigan and Points East.
rain and 40-50 deg here for the next few days
thanks i will be wating..............i would like to get 1 more snow before i put away the snow board and get the yak out for whitewater



well i get the next 2 days off and am heading to yoder country tommrow to get cheese then to my sisters house and get my tags for my truck on thur may stop by kent and say hi to a few people before going to dinner with some of her friends and picking up her old car then driving home...........work fri (birth day yeaaaaaaaa) then going to DC to see the mall and the other sights for the weekend (never been)

[Chipman]

That's Mean :o

I hope fitty has a back-up plan for when one of the loving little children that inhabit this place this does it on camera..:)

[fitnessman]

well i get the next 2 days off and am heading to yoder country tommrow to get cheese then to my sisters house and get my tags for my truck on thur may stop by kent and say hi to a few people before going to dinner with some of her friends and picking up her old car then driving home...........work fri (birth day yeaaaaaaaa) then going to DC to see the mall and the other sights for the weekend (never been)


^^ I am reading this as stopping by Kent and taking fitty to the Evergreen Buffet for lunch :D

[fitnessman]

I hope fitty has a back-up plan for when one of the loving little children that inhabit this place this does it on camera..:)


Man Of Chip..I don't really do that!

I'd LIKE to sometimes though!

[Savonadego]

^^ I am reading this as stopping by Kent and taking fitty to the Evergreen Buffet for lunch :D

we may i will have to talk to "the scheduler" ;)

[|ceman]

http://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee359/vinni34/ari.gif

After receiving a newly upgraded fitty neg, some people might be tempted....



Too bad you couldn't make the Arnold this year. Would have been swell to meet you.

[Nainoa]

^^ I am reading this as stopping by Kent and taking fitty to the Evergreen Buffet for lunch :D

Buffet?

Buffet?

As in giant long line of industrial produced, served in a warming bucket of food, marinaded meat cooked on a propane grill, buffet?

;)
:D

[fitnessman]

Buffet?

Buffet?

As in giant long line of industrial produced, served in a warming bucket of food, marinaded meat cooked on a propane grill, buffet?

;)
:D

Well I aint talking Jimmy :D

[saaltydog]

After receiving a newly upgraded fitty neg, some people might be tempted....



Too bad you couldn't make the Arnold this year. Would have been swell to meet you.

Did you get to take any pictures?

[Chipman]

Man Of Chip..I don't really do that!

I'd LIKE to sometimes though!

Sorry man, like I said before. I always got your back..Too many fooking nuts nowadays.

[Nainoa]

Well I aint talking Jimmy :D

LOL...

You know everywhere I turn these days I'm getting confronted by images, ideas and questions about cooking "Whole Hog."

It's as if the great currents of the universe are trying to drive me towards towards the Roast a Whole Pig over open flames side of the Force.

*****

With spring coming I get about a phone call every 2 days asking me "So... Uh... Nainoa... Uh... When's the next time you're going to smoke a shoulder... Let me know!"

[Savonadego]

Uh... Nainoa... Uh... When's the next time you're going to smoke a shoulder... Let me know!"

i allways have a hard time keeping the papers dry when i smoke my shoulders?????

[|ceman]

Did you get to take any pictures?

A few. I was slammed working the Gaspari booth so I didn't get much time off during the actual expo.

Here are some shots I took:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=299509621&postcount=571

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=299518691&postcount=587

[saaltydog]

A few. I was slammed working the Gaspari booth so I didn't get much time off during the actual expo.

Here are some shots I took:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=299509621&postcount=571

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=299518691&postcount=587

Nice, I wish I could of made it out there. I bet it was crazy when Arnold came around.

[PLANETGETLOW]

Nice, I wish I could of made it out there. I bet it was crazy when Arnold came around.

No doubt, looked great

[fitnessman]

Nice, I wish I could of made it out there. I bet it was crazy when Arnold came around.

The expo blows. Unless you like huge ass crowds! I go to meet people and have barley pops with them :)

[Nainoa]

i allways have a hard time keeping the papers dry when i smoke my shoulders?????

Not sure I know what you mean Jimmy...

What papers do you speak of?

[saaltydog]

The expo blows. Unless you like huge ass crowds! I go to meet people and have barley pops with them :)

I have never been. Whenever I see pictures it looks like a lot of fun. It's one of those things that may not be that fun but something I would like to do at least once.

I originally had plans to go to the expo this year and attend UFC 96 but they fell through. Hopefully next year I can make it.

[Savonadego]

Not sure I know what you mean Jimmy...

What papers do you speak of?

rolling papers ..............silly!

[Savonadego]

hard day today playing on the internet and fliping between the vs, outdoor, hunt and spmn channels lol.................hunt and fish all the time


has anyone ever owned a subaru? the gf's is having problems............when you shift it into drive sometimes it wont shift.............works in reverse fine............but will hesitate or you have to rev up the engine to get it to shift...................i have been reading up on it it sounds like a bad seal that isent letting the plates engage?

[Savonadego]

Anyone remember a week or so ago when the ice fishing guys all floated away on the ice. I know they got them off but did they somehow get their equipment off the ice?
HERE IS A PIC OF THE CRACK THAT CAUSED THE PROBLEM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w97/FISHINGFUL/the_crack.jpg

[Nainoa]

hard day today playing on the internet and fliping between the vs, outdoor, hunt and spmn channels lol.................hunt and fish all the time


has anyone ever owned a subaru? the gf's is having problems............when you shift it into drive sometimes it wont shift.............works in reverse fine............but will hesitate or you have to rev up the engine to get it to shift...................i have been reading up on it it sounds like a bad seal that isent letting the plates engage?

My Buddy had a 1972 cargo van like that, and it was the "Shifting Cable."

Not sure if that applies to a Modern Transmission.

*****

At the same time... Subaru is all wheel drive, with a slip differential... And correct me if I'm wrong, but if the Front Pumpkin is taking a **** on you, then the rear wouldn't engage either... ???

[PLANETGETLOW]

Breakers are no joke

[Savonadego]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w97/FISHINGFUL/1117.jpg

[Savonadego]

My Buddy had a 1972 cargo van like that, and it was the "Shifting Cable."

Not sure if that applies to a Modern Transmission.

*****

At the same time... Subaru is all wheel drive, with a slip differential... And correct me if I'm wrong, but if the Front Pumpkin is taking a **** on you, then the rear wouldn't engage either... ???

not sure never had an AWD before

i hopefully am geting my truck back tommrow ............it needed a head gasket at 87000 miles :(

[Nainoa]

HERE IS A PIC OF THE CRACK THAT CAUSED THE PROBLEM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w97/FISHINGFUL/the_crack.jpg

Jesus Christ... Is that a spreading ridge with a friggin' plywood bridge?

If I saw that in MN, I wouldn't even cross it unless I knew there was another way off.

Of course up here, anytime you see that it means that there's a heave somewhere on the opposite side of the basin.

[MISSINGLINK]

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When Chuck Norris does a push up he is not pushing himself up he is pushing the world down.

[jwdjrs]

Any of you ever had a hog killed ?? And I'm not talking about your wife or girlfriends :)

I'm having one killed, and now I need to decide how I want it processed

Last time (around 10 years ago), I had them make a lot of Sausage(mild and spicy :D out of it, some pork chops, bacon, Boston butt

[Savonadego]

Mans best friend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35uslOyaTUg&eurl=http://www.ohiogamefishing.com/community/showthread.php?t=113517&feature=player_embedded

[PLANETGETLOW]

When Chuck Norris does a push up he is not pushing himself up he is pushing the world down.

His B-day is today

[Nainoa]

not sure never had an AWD before

i hopefully am geting my truck back tommrow ............it needed a head gasket at 87000 miles :(

Well... Gasget I understand... I thought you cracked the head?

*****

AWD IMO is great if all you do is City Kitty around...

But IMO... When you get stuck... It's worse than 2 wheel drive.

That slip differential bull **** that allows all time 4 wheel is a goddam tow truck sentence when you hit the ditch.

I'd rather drink a quart of pickled donkey semen than try to get a Slip Diff out of the ditch without another vehicle to simply pull it out!

[saaltydog]

Any of you ever had a hog killed ?? And I'm not talking about your wife or girlfriends :)

I'm having one killed, and now I need to decide how I want it processed

Last time (around 10 years ago), I had them make a lot of Sausage(mild and spicy :D out of it, some pork chops, bacon, Boston butt

No I haven't but you can send some of that my way.

[Savonadego]

Jesus Christ... Is that a spreading ridge with a friggin' plywood bridge?

If I saw that in MN, I wouldn't even cross it unless I knew there was another way off.

Of course up here, anytime you see that it means that there's a heave somewhere on the opposite side of the basin.

ya to the left of that pic is the usa and straight up about 40-50 miles is canada

there is allways a crack there if the western basin "locks in" that crack dosent move much

but there is allways an ice cutter making a path th get ships in and out of detroit so that and a sw wind will allow that crack to move stranding guys on the ice

you can run east to the mainland but the ice is spotty at best that way ........so your only options are run north or south to find a way to cross or a coast gard ride or spend 20 grand and own an air boat

[Nainoa]

ya to the left of that pic is the usa and straight up about 40-50 miles is canada

there is allways a crack there if the western basin "locks in" that crack dosent move much

but there is allways an ice cutter making a path th get ships in and out of detroit so that and a sw wind will allow that crack to move stranding guys on the ice

you can run east to the mainland but the ice is spotty at best that way ........so your only options are run north or south to find a way to cross or a coast gard ride or spend 20 grand and own an air boat


Screw that... Take a sled... And an inflatable dingy...

If it goes... Pop the dingy, tie it behind the sled and water skip it back...

[One More Time]

HERE IS A PIC OF THE CRACK THAT CAUSED THE PROBLEM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w97/FISHINGFUL/the_crack.jpg

Wait a minute. You guys are out there drilling holes in ice, when you could be runnin' buzzbaits down a crack? :D

[One More Time]

Any of you ever had a hog killed ?? And I'm not talking about your wife or girlfriends :)

I'm having one killed, and now I need to decide how I want it processed

Last time (around 10 years ago), I had them make a lot of Sausage(mild and spicy :D out of it, some pork chops, bacon, Boston butt

I will PM you my address :D

[Chipman]

Jesus Christ... Is that a spreading ridge with a friggin' plywood bridge?

If I saw that in MN, I wouldn't even cross it unless I knew there was another way off.

Of course up here, anytime you see that it means that there's a heave somewhere on the opposite side of the basin.

That is what I thougt was so odd, cause naturally they found some guy to say, oh yeah we do it like that all the time. Totally safe.

[Savonadego]

Wait a minute. You guys are out there drilling holes in ice, when you could be runnin' buzzbaits down a crack? :D

silly dont you know the "rules"
summer...........high and fast
winter............low and slow

[fitnessman]

silly dont you know the "rules"
summer...........high and fast
winter............low and slow

That's Right!


And then we go mow the grass!!

[Nainoa]

silly dont you know the "rules"
summer...........high and fast
winter............low and slow



Don't forget about the 4 S's...

Springtime
Shallow
Slow
Small

[fitnessman]

Don't forget about the 4 S's...

Springtime
Shallow
Slow
Small

Three of those apply to Jimmy...Springtime not being one!











:D

[Nainoa]

That is what I thougt was so odd, cause naturally they found some guy to say, oh yeah we do it like that all the time. Totally safe.

Well it's not uncommon at all to run into Ridges and Cracks and heaves and such...

Ice is Just like techtonic plates that way...

The thing that you have to be good at is reading, how dangerous it is... Having a back up plan and being prepared.

Starting in a week or two the shore line ice will start to melt here and guys will be building walking bridges to get out to the ice sheets... Later they'll start taking Rubber rafts when the shore ice melts far enough that they can't bridge to it.

But regardless of the time of year... You always have a plan for getting off if you lose the way you got on.

For instance... I build the skirting on my fish house...

That should I get out on an ice sheet and then over night a ridge opens up in the ice road and it severs my way off...

I have 2 option...

Put it in 4H and step on... Power through the snow for miles until I hit an alternate access. (This blows and is hard on the truck... But I'm mindful at my new lake to be within a mile or so of 2 other alternate accesses)

Option 2...

I built the skirting so that I could take it part, and it would build into a bridge strong enough that I could drive my truck over.

[Savonadego]

That's Right!


And then we go mow the grass!!

MOWING THE GRASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE WILL COME BACK LATER AND FISH IT!!!

[Savonadego]

Three of those apply to ME...Springtime not being one!











:D

*FIXED*

[Nainoa]

Three of those apply to Jimmy...Springtime not being one!











:D

LOL...

Well since you're 5'9" and he's 6'... I have to assume that the "Small" refers to something other than his height?

BTW, did you ever get that pair of Pajama Pants back from him?
;)
:D

[fitnessman]

LOL...

Well since you're 5'9" and he's 6'... I have to assume that the "Small" refers to something other than his height?

BTW, did you ever get that pair of Pajama Pants back from him?
;)
:D

It's always ice fishing season with him.

and

No I cuddle with them at night.